Guy is glued to his phone, girl is glued to her loneliness. That’s the whole mood here. You drop into this couple where Alex is busy pretending work is some holy mission, while Sophia is slowly rotting inside on the couch, scrolling, waiting, getting wetter and angrier at the same time. No magic, no superpowers, just real ugly shit: late replies, blue ticks, half-assed “sorry babe, busy” messages. The game really leans on that phone stuff. Most of the heat actually comes from tiny notifications popping up, chats you’re not supposed to read, pics that were meant for one guy but somehow end up on another screen. You think nothing’s happening, then you realize your stomach tied itself in a knot because of one emoji and a blurry selfie. That’s the kind of filth going on here. Not screaming porn from the first second, more like slow poison that ends with someone’s panties pushed aside against a wall you never get to see in full light.

The 3D scenes look a bit plastic at times, yeah, but they use it well with the whole voyeur angle. You often feel like some creep hiding behind the digital curtain, catching Sophia in that in-between moment where she’s still technically “faithful” but already texting that other guy about how “lonely” she is. Sometimes it’s just her checking herself in the mirror, lifting the shirt a bit too high, wondering if she still looks fuckable for Alex, and then you see her take another pic where she pulls the shorts down just a little more because this other dude “appreciates her body more.” Those quiet scenes hit harder than the actual sex, at least for me. And yeah, there is sex. Cheap hotel rooms, car seats, public corners where you’re praying the camera angle doesn’t show too much, which of course is exactly what it does. There’s a fantastic bit where she’s supposed to be sending Alex a sweet “goodnight” message while she’s catching her breath on some other guy’s lap. Messaging bubble still open on the phone, her hair a mess, dress up, thighs glossy. It’s nasty and kind of beautiful in the worst way.

What actually got me hooked was how the game likes to humiliate quietly instead of shouting it. Alex doesn’t always get big dramatic scenes; sometimes his only “reward” is a dumb little selfie from Sophia in a new dress, smiling all shy, and you already know that same dress was around her waist earlier for someone else. The game rubs your face in that without throwing a big “NTR SCENE!!” sign. You get phone calls Alex misses while he’s at “work,” and you sit there knowing exactly what she’s doing while his name flashes on her screen and she just flips the phone over. Public stuff too: skirts too short, no panties, the way the camera lingers on her trying to act normal in crowded places while some guy’s hand is way too high on her thigh. The pregnancy part sneaks up on you as another mindfuck, like, she’s talking about wanting a baby “to fix things,” and you start counting in your head, doing that grim calculator: okay, which night was she actually with who. They never spell it out clean, which is worse, honestly. You’re left staring at her smile during some cute domestic scene, all warmth and soft lights, and you can’t stop thinking about the raw, messy clips you saw three choices ago where she let herself get used like a toy. It’s not classy, it’s not subtle, but it hits that dirty, voyeur brain spot real hard.

Guy wakes up naked in a giant smoking hole in the ground, memory wiped, dick working fine, moral compass already kind of on strike. That’s your hero. No chosen one speech, no destiny, just “who the hell am I” followed by “ok but whose tits are those over there” very fast. The story follows that vibe all the way: half confused adventure, half pervert travel blog. Every time you think “ok, now it gets noble and heroic”, the game throws you some horny widow with huge tits asking for “help” while her husband is literally in the next room snoring like a pig.

The world is this weird fantasy mix that acts all mysterious and serious for like two lines, then you’re balls deep in someone you probably shouldn’t even be making eye contact with. One moment you’re talking with some high elf priestess about fate and the strange crater you crawled out of, next thing she’s on her knees with mascara running, mumbling prayers around your cock. And the game doesn’t even pretend to be shy: anal, foot stuff, toys, cosplay outfits that look like they were ordered from the cheapest part of AliExpress, blackmail scenes where you’re thinking “he really went there, ok.” There is voyeur stuff out of nowhere too. You “accidentally” see people fucking, then later you can decide if you just keep watching, join, or pretend to be a respectable person and leave. Guess which option is clearly not the point.

Whole dating sim layer sits on top of it like one of those shitty fancy cakes. You do dialogues, give gifts, pick “romantic” answers, then ten minutes later you are choking the same girl with your hand while she’s in a maid cosplay and pretending she doesn’t like it. Romance and corruption sit right next to each other and keep changing places. One route has this sweet, shy girl who looks like she should be in soft romance stuff, and your choices slowly push her from blushing kisses and handjobs to getting filmed while you fuck her asleep, with a gagged “boyfriend” watching helpless from the corner. And he deserves it, but also damn. The game acts like “oh this is a tender moment” while you’re literally using a vibrator on her in front of him. I laughed, not sure that was the correct reaction.

Family stuff is there too, tiptoeing on that “we are not saying it directly but everyone knows what is going on” line. You meet a “landlady”, a “aunt”, a “older sister type” with the biggest ass the engine can handle. They all have that slightly too familiar energy, like “we’re related enough that this should be a problem, but not enough that the dev wants to get banned.” Some routes let you go full NTR bastard: you slowly steal them from the guys around them, or just fuck them behind their backs while the poor idiots talk about “trust” and “true love” in the next tavern. There is one very specific scene where you get a girl drunk, let her fall asleep next to you, then decide if you just watch her masturbate in her sleep, or you go further and, yeah, take what you want. Game barely pretends this is a moral choice. It knows exactly what you clicked.

What I like and hate at same time is how the protagonist can act almost nice in dialogue, asking about feelings, talking about the mystery of the crater, then two clicks later you’re using a collar and leash on a milf that earlier tried to mother you. One path lets you keep her “pure”, another lets you train her into cock add*cted slave who will take anal in public just because you snap your fingers. The exhibition stuff goes too hard sometimes, like you’re fucking on a balcony while random guards pretend they don’t see, or you shove a dildo into a girl before sending her to some serious story meeting, and the game keeps cutting to her trying to keep a straight face while you hold the remote. World saving, but with remote control butt plug, sure. The plot about who you are and why that crater exists keeps popping up between all of this, like the dev suddenly remembered there was supposed to be a story, then gets distracted again by a pair of big tits bouncing in 3D. And I am not complaining. Well, I am, about one thing: the main menu music is annoying as hell and I can’t stop humming it while watching yet another “accidental” cheating route blow up a happy couple from inside. Literally from inside.

You wake up in this cheap looking lakeside cabin, phone still in your hand, and the first thing on the screen is that stupid little trivia app they make you use. At first you think it is just some normal quiz thing, like the junk you play in the bus, but it starts asking really pointed questions. Sex stuff, movies, some random history, then suddenly “what color panties are you wearing” and the MC in game actually looks down to check. That is when it clicks that the questions are not just text, they control what happens in the room. Every right answer gives you a little power, every wrong answer strips another piece of her dignity away, piece of clothing after piece of clothing, with this quiet lake outside the window like it is judging everything.

The main girl has this huge ass that the camera just keeps loving. You answer one stupid question about geography wrong and boom, shorts gone, and she is there in tight panties that are clearly not built for hiding anything. You cannot even pretend you are here for anything except watching her slowly lose the fight. The quiz keeps escalating. First it is light trivia, then it becomes stuff where you are half guessing, half trying to aim the outcome. Like, you know the answer, but you kinda want to see what happens if you “fail”. I had one moment where I purposely picked the wrong capital city just to see if the game really would make her walk to the door and peek out into the night in just her bra. It did. She opens it a crack and you get that side-shot of her big tits barely contained, nipples poking the fabric, and the dark outside like someone could be spying. Maybe they are. The game never fully says, and I like that. Or maybe I hate that. Not sure.

Thing is, it pretends to be “just a trivia test” but actually it is more like a slow, mean strip show mixed with some voyeur stuff. The phone becomes this nasty little host, asking if you want “another round” and flashing wrong answers in big letters so she blushes even more. Sometimes the app vibrates when you answer, totally pointless detail, but somehow made me feel like I was actually messing with her through the screen. I kept trying to get a perfect run and at the same time I kept sabotaging myself because the view when she bends over to pick up her top from the floor is insane, that ass is ridiculous. I left the sound on my own phone in real life by accident and the little notification ping from the in-game quiz overlapped with my Telegram pings, confused me for a second, kind of funny, kind of annoying, and then I forgot about it. The tension is not from big plot twists or something deep, it is just “how far is this girl willing to go if the questions keep coming” and “what if somebody at the lake house is actually watching from the trees while you push her into more and more public exposure.” It feels trashy and clever at the same time, which makes no sense, but that is exactly why I could not stop tapping through questions, half trying to protect her, half trying to see what happens when you fail her on purpose.

This thing starts like you woke up inside some fucked up femdom hentai Reddit thread that got too much budget and too much soap opera. You die, blink, and boom, new world where every woman looks like she could crush your skull with her thighs and every dude looks like they escaped from a pastel boykisser meme and never touched their own dick on purpose. You’re the weird one here, the “normal” guy from a world where porn tabs are just part of morning routine, suddenly stuck in a place where girls are horny like teenage boys and boys act like sex is a chore and feelings are a weapon. Society is panicking, fertility going to shit, so everybody is slowly losing it in different ways. On the surface it’s funny, like parody of isekai and those dumb “Amazon planet” comics, and then it goes “ok now mommy wants to ride you while lecturing you about family values” and it doesn’t blink.

Your new “family” is where it gets horny and messy at the same time. They treat you like this pure puppy they can train, all soft and innocent, while the screen is literally showing your adoptive milf licking precum off your shaft and calling it “research.” They think you don’t know what’s going on. Joke is on them, you’re corrupt little shit from the start, but the game kinda makes you work up to it. Early on there is a ton of teasing: shower doors left half open, tight shirts with nipples poking through, “accidental” grinding during hugs, long POV shots of you trying not to cum in your pants while someone’s amazon ass is right in your face. There is masturbation scenes everywhere, like everyone in this house has different idea of “me time.” The mom going at it with a monster toy that actually reacts and wiggles, the bratty femboy cousin hate-masturbating while calling all other males trash, that one ghost girl that literally jerks you off while invisible and you watch your cock move in the air with sloppy sounds. Half paranormal horror, half “I’m cumming on nothing, what the fuck.”

Sex itself is pretty wild. It is not just “press button, insert dick, win.” The girls are big, strong, usually in charge, pinning you on the bed, grabbing your throat, riding you until you start begging, then laughing at you for being such a good little toy. Lots of corruption vibes both ways. At first they try to keep you “cute” and soft, dressing you in girly clothes, thigh highs, even trying to tuck you in like some sissy femboy. Then you slowly start using their own kinks against them. You get scenes where you suddenly rail the milf from behind while she tries to keep her “I’m in control” voice and just ends up drooling and shaking, or you make the proud amazon sister blush like crazy when you pull her hair and whisper nasty stuff in her ear. There is lesbian stuff on the side when you watch two monster girls going at each other, one with futa cock slapping around and dripping, while you either jerk to it or end up in the middle like human toy. The camera goes full POV sometimes, like your field of vision is just thighs clapping on your hips, tits bouncing in your face, sweat and spit flying, your own voice somewhere between moan and panic. It is hot, it is kinda wrong, and the game knows it and keeps poking at you about “saving the world” while you’re balls deep in someone who calls you “son” with a straight face.

Imagine a horny trivia night where every question you answer wrong sends you into a different timeline and every “bonus round” is actually someone riding your dick or your face. That’s kind of how this game feels. One moment you’re this broke nobody in modern time, jerking off at home and trying not to think about how useless you are, then suddenly some crazy AI thing wants to delete the whole universe and now you’re time skipping between a medieval kingdom, a neon sci‑fi hellscape and your pretty normal city, collecting tits, trouble and trauma like Pokémon. Except these Pokémon sit on your face, call you “pet” and make you pay their rent by turning your stats and their holes into profit. The story pretends you’re the chosen one, but you always feel more like the idiot who just happened to be standing closest to the big red button labeled “world ending bullshit, press here.” Somehow that works.

What actually hooked me was how the horny stuff and the “ok I need to actually think” stuff are tangled together. You wanna rail the witch with the huge ass in the medieval castle? Great, but she wants proof you can survive the dungeon first, so off you go, bumbling through corridors, managing your health, trying not to get clapped by monster girls who look like they crawled out of someone’s very specific tags list. One of them literally had you on your knees with her foot on your chest, toes stroking your cock while she messes with your head, whispering that you’re just a toy in her dungeon. It’s half combat encounter, half humiliation fetish and you kind of forget which part you’re supposed to be “winning.” Then in the future era you’re managing a brothel like it’s a fucked up version of Football Manager. You set shifts, choose which girl teases which client, worry about corruption levels, unlock new services, suddenly realize you’ve min-maxed your way into running a time traveling prostitution empire. There’s even that awkward first time thing with one of the virgins in the school arc, where the game doesn’t shy away from it being clumsy and weird before it gets hot. She’s jerking you off badly at first, nervous as hell, then after a few scenes she’s got your cock between her tits, tongue on the tip, making that stupid ahegao face and you’re like “ok, yeah, character development.” And all the while this AI VOID thing is in the background, like a DM who keeps reminding you that the universe is dying while you’re busy getting a sloppy blowjob behind a tavern. Honestly, I came for the big tits and stayed because I was lowkey panicking about breaking the timeline while creampie-ing a princess in public in front of half the city. And yeah, that sentence makes sense if you’ve played it.

Quiet street, nice houses, hedges cut perfect, and everyone is horny as hell but trying to pretend they’re not. That’s the vibe here. You play this thick Latina mom who just moved in with her family, and she’s got this big soft ass and tits that barely fit in anything normal. She’s trying to be “good woman”, good mother, all that, but every time she steps outside some neighbor is watching her, or she “accidentally” bends over too slow, or the yoga pants are one size too tight. At first she acts shy about it, but you feel how she starts to like all these eyes on her body. There’s this early moment where she’s just taking the trash outside, a little sweaty, shirt stuck to her boobs, and you can tell the neighbor is staring from his window. She pretends not to notice, but she doesn’t fix her top either. That’s when the game hooked me. Just simple daily shit turning into porn in your head.

What I like is that it’s not just sex falling from the sky. Half the time you’re just choosing how much she lets people see, like “do I pull the towel higher or lower” after a shower when the neighbor suddenly knocks. And then slowly she starts pushing it more, teasing on purpose. The story keeps this weird tension, everyone in the neighborhood is acting polite but you feel like they all want a piece of her. The rich guy across the street, his bitchy wife, the creepy dude next door, even people that should absolutely not be checking her out still do. You control if she plays along or shuts it down, but even when you try to keep her “pure”, the game keeps putting her into messed up voyeur moments. There’s a scene where she’s just watering the plants, no bra, light top, and some kid’s dad straight up pretends to be on the phone while staring at her nipples. It’s so wrong and somehow hot in that dirty suburban way. Only thing that annoyed me like crazy is her walk animation in the yard, she looks like she’s trying not to shit herself, but I kept watching anyway because the ass jiggles in a nice way. I complain but I still replayed it.

Later it gets spicier when the family drama and the romance crap mix with all this exhibition stuff. The husband is kinda there but kinda not, he feels weak, like a background NPC half the time, which weirdly makes it easier to push her into taboo stuff with the neighbors and the other “important” people who run the area. You start to see who is pulling strings in this suburb and who just wants to pull her panties. Some choices feel tiny in the moment, like “do you close the curtains before changing” or “do you sit closer to him on the couch”, and then two scenes later you realize someone saw you and is using that to push her further. It’s like a sandbox of slow corruption with romance flavor, where a milf who wants a calm family life gets turned into the secret slut of the block, or maybe she becomes this smart teasing queen who uses her body to climb higher, depending how you play it. I kinda wished there was less talking and more straight up fucking sometimes, the build up is long and I got horny way earlier than the game wanted, but at the same time that slow burn is exactly why that first time she really shows everything to someone feels nasty and powerful as hell. You think “ok this is too far now” and then click the dirtiest choice anyway.

Game feels like somebody ripped a horny Overwatch fanfic out of an old Discord server, glued a point and click shell on top, then actually bothered to give it different endings instead of just spamming “good girl, now swallow” until credits. You’re this nobody guy who somehow ends up on a date with D.Va, and it starts pretty cute, like awkward flirting, small talk, her showing off a bit, lots of teasing. Then you blink twice and suddenly her lipstick is smeared, her mascara is half ruined, and you’ve got her on her knees between your legs, looking up with that fake innocent smile and an ahegao that would get banned on Twitch in one second. It goes from “omg senpai noticed me” to “yeah, you belong on your knees, don’t you?” so fast my brain lagged harder than my old laptop opening Chrome with 20 tabs.

What I like is how the game lets you be either soft yandere or full corrupted asshole without telling you “this is the good route” in big friendly letters. You can actually romance her a bit, take her on what feels like a real date, be gentle when you touch her thighs, enjoy her being bratty and smug. She flirts, she jokes, she pretends she’s in control. Then you can casually twist it: a bit of blackmail here, public teasing there, one choice where you “accidentally” grope her ass too long, another where you push her to show more skin in front of others. The humiliation creeps up slow, like a virus, until she’s jerking you off under a table with people right behind the door, trying not to moan while you call her a filthy little camgirl. It’s actually kind of romantic in a fucked up way, which makes it worse, so of course I loved it. Although, I’m still annoyed the text box sometimes covers her feet right when the footjob scene starts. I kept trying to drag it with my mouse like an idiot, like this is Photoshop, not a porn game. Still pisses me off and there’s no option for UI scale.

Sex scenes are messy in a good way. You’ve got her riding you in POV with her tongue out, cum dripping down her belly, then suddenly a branch where you can shove her face into the mattress and go anal, or keep it sweet and just keep thrusting into her pussy until she begs for a creampie. Sometimes the game lets you share her, too, and watching her get used by more than one guy while she pretends she hates it, then her eyes roll back when they cover her face, that hits a very specific brain kink. There’s also a route where you switch from dominant to kinda submissive, letting her sit on your face, grind that big ass on your mouth and talk down to you while she uses a toy on herself, and it’s weirdly adorable and degrading at the same time. You can screw up and get endings where she leaves you, or where she’s just broken, used, a little doll who masturbates for strangers’ approval while you watch from behind a screen like some creepy producer. My only real complaint, besides that damn text box, is that some transitions feel like someone skipped a couple pages in the script; one moment she’s just blushing from a kiss, next moment she’s being filmed covered in cum in front of other people, like I missed three important choices. But honestly, it still felt closer to late night horny roleplay on Telegram than a clean, polished porn VN, and that chaotic energy kind of fits her.

Mike Oxmaul is the kind of guy you look at and think, “yeah, that dude’s gonna have a normal college life.” Then you play ten minutes and realize, nah, this poor bastard is cursed by the porn gods. He’s short, he’s under-equipped, everyone around him seems bigger, hotter, more confident, and the game just loves to rub it in. Half the time you’re laughing, half the time you’re clenching because the humiliation hits a bit too close.

The setting is standard university stuff at first: dorms, classrooms, clubs, parties, a bit of sandbox wandering where you click around the campus and see who’s available. What makes it hook you is how every little choice you make about Mike’s ego spirals into something filthy. Say the wrong thing to the smug futa roommate and suddenly she’s got him on his knees, making him “prove” he deserves to stay in the room. Pick the cocky option with the tall redhead milf professor and you get this scene where she slowly unbuttons her blouse in her office, sits on the desk, and then laughs when she sees what he’s packing. She still lets him bury his face in her tits, then calls him her “tiny little toy” while he tries not to cum in his pants. It’s mean, but it’s hot, and the game just keeps doing that mix of arousal and bullying.

The sex is all over the place in a good way, and the 3dcg animation actually manages to sell the dirty stuff. There’s a scene in the locker room where Mike is hiding in a shower stall, watching two thick girls share a shower and start playing with each other, and you can either stay quiet and jerk it or “accidentally” knock a shampoo bottle. If you fuck up, they catch him, push him against the tiles, and one of them starts stroking his cock with her feet while the other films it on her phone, laughing at his size, threatening to leak it unless he does exactly what they say. Later there’s a club sequence where a drunk married woman grinds on him on the dance floor, her wedding ring right in your face, and if you go along with it you get pulled into the bathroom for messy cheating sex, her bent over the sink, whispering how her husband could never make her gush like “this little loser.”

The game swings hard between humiliation and actual romance in a way that feels weirdly real. One moment Mike is used as a cum rag in a group scene, taking turns giving sloppy oral and getting painted by bukkake while a crowd laughs at his ahegao face, and then a few events later you’re on a quiet date with a shy classmate who admits she’s still a virgin and kind of into smaller guys. You can actually choose to be gentle, focus on kissing and slow vaginal sex, her clinging to him and whispering his name while he tries not to blow too fast. Or you can lean into corruption, turn her into a needy mess who ends up begging to be creampied in a public place, risking pregnancy because “no one notices us anyway.” That mix of sweet and fucked up gives the story more bite than I expected.

There’s a lot of kink variety buried around the campus and nearby streets. Street corners with girls clearly doing prostitution on the side, where Mike can either pay to be dominated by a tall trans escort who makes him lick her heels and then rams his ass with a toy, or stumble into a cheap quickie behind a bar with a big ass milf who demands a titfuck first, squeezing her lactating nipples all over his face. One of the most ridiculous moments for me was a “study group” that turns into a gangbang when a popular girl decides she’s bored, strips naked, and invites everyone to use her while Mike awkwardly watches. You can have him join in and get lost somewhere between thighs and ass, mostly ignored while the bigger guys pound her, and then she still pulls him in at the end, jerking his pathetic cock until he shoots on her face for the final messy finish.

Pacing is a little weird sometimes. You’ll have this intense anal domination scene where Mike gets pegged by a smug futa who keeps calling him her “practice girlfriend,” sticks a vibrator in his ass and makes him walk around campus, then next thing is a goofy humor bit in a classroom about a stupid group project, like nothing happened. The jokes land more often than not though, especially the self-aware ones. There’s one event where Mike is watching porn on his phone, and the video is basically a parody of the kind of inflated hentai bullshit the game itself is flirting with: huge tits, impossible ahegao, milk everywhere, furry ears, the works. Then his real-life neighbor, this curvy girl with glasses, walks in on him, sees what he’s watching, and quietly asks if he wants to try “something smaller, but real.” That switch from meme-level ridiculous to intimate POV oral, with her slowly licking his shaft and teasing the tip while staring up, made me actually shut up and pay attention.

I also kinda hate how sometimes the teasing never pays off. There’s a footjob scene in a lecture hall where a girl slips off her shoes under the desk, starts grinding his crotch with her toes, and the camera angles are great, you feel every twitch, but then the professor calls Mike to answer a question and it just cuts without a finish. No climax, no punishment, nothing, and the game just moves on like it never happened. It bothered me for way too long, I kept checking the walkthrough and everything, and yeah, it still annoys me. At least the voyeur stuff makes up for it. Creeping around dorm corridors, catching quick looks through half open doors, seeing titfucks, anal, some interracial rough sex where Mike can only watch and jerk, hoping nobody notices him, that stuff is done dirty and right. And when a tall, dominant girl finally drags him out of his hiding spot and makes him strip in the hallway as payback, forcing him to stand there naked while she strokes him by hand and makes him cum in front of a small crowd, you realize the game really understands how to mix shame, lust, and a bit of twisted romance into one messy university fever dream.

Game hits you with this super simple idea: guess a word, girl takes off clothes. That’s it, that’s the whole brainrot, and somehow I’ve been stuck on it like it’s TikTok for horny adults. It looks like some innocent little word puzzle you’d open on the train, but you absolutely should not open this on the train unless you enjoy living on hard mode. You start with Lisa fully dressed, all cute and casual, big boobs squeezed into this top that honestly looks like it’s begging for help. First round, it feels normal, like normal Wordle vibes, I try “HOUSE”, get a couple letters right, ok cool, brain is warming up. Then the game’s like “nice one” and suddenly she’s just lost a layer and now that shirt is shorter, tighter, and I’m forgetting how English works. You’re supposed to think about 5-letter words but my brain is just screaming “tits” every turn and yeah, that’s a 4-letter word, completely useless for the puzzle and very useful for my mood.

It’s kind of funny how quick the exhibition stuff creeps in. At first you’re pretending, like “yeah yeah, I’m here for logic, training my vocabulary, big brain time”. Two rounds later, she’s in her underwear, ass turned a bit to the side, and you’re suddenly typing like a man doing a speedrun of Duolingo Horny Edition. I had one run where I got stuck on a word with three vowels. Three. I swear the only vowel I could think of was “A” because that’s the only sound I was making. Lisa’s just there, stretching, boobs basically bouncing in 3D like they have their own physics engine, and the game is judging my spelling. The voyeur part hits when she leans closer to the screen, right at the edge of taking off one more piece, and you’re just staring like a creep, waiting for the little green letters to bless you. And when she finally strips another step, there’s this low-key “I earned this” feeling that makes it weirder and hotter at the same time.

Honestly, the worst part is one tiny thing that keeps annoying me. The damn keyboard sounds. They’re a little too sharp, like this plasticky click, and now my brain associates that sound with me getting stupid horny while solving word puzzles. I muted it once and then missed it. Now I hate it again. I’m not fixing that, it’s just annoying. Anyway, the mobile thing is dangerous. You tell yourself “one quick round while I check Telegram” and fifteen minutes later you’re glued to the screen, zooming in like some kind of amateur porn director, tracking how her massive boobs shift each time she changes pose. There was this one moment where I had one guess left, her panties were the only thing on, and the word was something obvious like “SMILE” and my smooth brain typed “SMILEE” and got locked out. She just stayed there, half naked, like she knows I fumbled the bag. I closed the tab in shame, then opened it again like thirty seconds later. Logic game, my ass. Or actually, no, her ass. Big, wiggly, and absolutely ruining my ability to spell five letter words like a normal person.