Magic school is fucked again, and this time it’s not some dark lord with a tragic backstory, it’s the guys losing their minds and turning into horny creeps. All the dudes in the castle basically go from “slightly awkward wizard” to “walking sex curse”, and the only ones still thinking straight are the girls. So you end up following Hermione trying to be the responsible one while everything around her just keeps getting more twisted. She’s trying to investigate, act smart, use logic, but the curse keeps pushing her into dirtier and dirtier situations, like the castle itself is laughing at her. One minute she’s searching the library, next minute she’s cornered and stripped of her dignity in a corridor that used to be “safe”. The tone flips between goofy parody and genuinely fucked up a lot faster than you’d expect. It’s like someone mashed porn parody fanfic, Ren’Py logic, and that weird side of F95Zone together and just went “yeah this is fine”.

It’s all about the girls you already know, just not in the way the books wanted. Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Fleur, and yeah, some of the darker ones too, get dragged into this mess. The fun part is watching how each of them breaks in a different way. Hermione tries to resist and negotiate, argue her way out, but humiliation hits her the hardest because she actually cares about her reputation. Ginny has this stubborn thing going on, a bit more wild, more “fuck you” at first, which makes it kinda hot when she ends up in chains or on her knees anyway. Luna is just Luna, airy and dreamy, like half the time she doesn’t quite process how wrong things are, which makes some of her scenes feel soft and fucked up at the same time. Fleur starts proud and untouchable and then corruption content slams into her like a truck. And when Bellatrix or that ghost in the bathroom show up, it goes from teasing and light bondage to proper hardcore control, blackmail, and psychological play. There are moments where Hermione is forced to act like a slut in front of someone she hates, not because she “secretly wants it”, but because the situation leaves her with zero real options, and the game leans into that nasty power imbalance without apologizing. It’s not “romantic rough stuff”. It’s flat out “you’re mine for now, little witch”. The models are surprisingly expressive for this kind of 3DCG porn project, even if sometimes a hand clips through a boob and I keep noticing a chair in the background that is slightly rotated wrong and it pisses me off more than it should. But then you get a scene where Hermione is forced to kneel on cold stone while Luna watches, confused, and you forget all about that stupid chair.

The whole BDSM angle dances around between playful and cruel. One scene you get Ginny tied up and teased, with her trying to keep her bravado while someone toys with her, another scene has Hermione getting broken down through blackmail pictures and threats that would ruin her whole life in the castle. There’s a lot of corruption pacing that feels like slow poison: maybe the first time a girl gives in, it’s “just to escape”, later she starts reacting faster, moaning louder, being more submissive even when she still calls it disgusting. The game doesn’t pretend there’s some noble reason behind the sex, it really enjoys dragging them through dirty corridors, unused classrooms, bathrooms with echoing moans, and those fucked up encounters where they’re ordered to perform in front of someone else. There’s a bit where Moaning Myrtle is more than just a crying bathroom ghost, and what she does to Ginny is this weird mix of voyeurism and forced intimacy that people who spent too long on certain subreddits will recognize. On the tech side, it’s not polished like some polished Unreal showcase, but the lighting in some scenes hits exactly right, like dungeon shadows across pale skin, and that’s enough. I played it in Firefox with five other tabs open, Discord pinging, a VLC window paused on something completely different, and still ended up focusing way too hard on watching Hermione get humiliated by someone she should be able to outsmart. Then again, sometimes the pacing is off, a scene drags or a line of dialogue feels like it was written at 4% brain battery, but the next time you see Luna drooling around a gag with that dreamy look in her eyes, you forgive everything instantly. Or don’t. Whatever.

This thing feels like some horny fanfic that escaped from AO3 and learned how to click on stuff. You start as this regular wizard guy in Hogwarts, nothing “chosen one” about him, more like the dude who sits in the back row and pretends to read, but his brain is just full of tits. The plot pretends it cares about classes and house points and all that, but let’s be honest, nobody is here for Transfiguration homework. It’s all about poking around the castle, getting into the girls’ routines, figuring out when Hermione is alone in the library, when Ginny sneaks off from the common room, when Tonks is bored enough to do something dumb and hot. The whole thing has this messy, half-finished feeling, like the devs were too busy being horny to polish the edges, and that actually kind of works. You click around, do some basic choices, talk to the girls, and slowly the game lets conversations turn from “what do you think about Quidditch” to “why are you looking at my chest, you perv?” and then further. It doesn’t rush; it just kind of slides there. I like that. I hate when porn games scream in your face from the first line.

Hermione is probably the one that will hook most people. She starts off all strict, nose in a book, giving you that disappointed prefect stare that makes you feel like you cheated on an exam you never took. Then you catch this small scene where she thinks nobody is watching and she is in a quiet corner with her hand under her skirt, pretending she is only fixing her stockings. That moment actually surprised me. No loud music, no big text, just a short loop and her biting her lip, trying not to moan. My English is not perfect, but even I got all the little hints in her dialogue when she starts asking you about “theoretical arousal responses” and “research” and you know she is just searching for an excuse to get your cock out. At the same time, the game kind of ruins it sometimes with jokes that feel like they were written on Discord while drunk. One scene starts hot, she is scolding you for peeking, and two lines later someone cracks a dumb meme reference that pulled me out of it. It is small, but it annoyed me, and I kept thinking about it way longer than needed. Then I forgot, honestly, because the next scene had her on her knees and my brain turned off.

Tonks is the opposite vibe. She is chaos. She feels like that older friend who once tells you “don’t be a creep” and then ten minutes later dares you to grab her ass “for science.” Her shapeshifting is not abused like I feared. It’s more teasing than full-on body horror porn. One time she changes her hair color while grinding on your lap, asking which version of her you like better, then gets fake offended when you pick the wrong one. Another time she jokes about taking Hermione’s face for you, then says it would be “too easy” and instead just grows her tits to Fleur size while giving a sloppy handjob behind a statue. The scene with her in the empty corridor, when she catches you sneaking after curfew and presses you against the wall, whispering how she could turn into your strict professor and punish you, but chooses to play as “naughty big sister” instead, that one stayed in my brain. There is something very simple and pure about it, even with her talking about stroking your cock under your robes and leaving you dripping. And then, the game suddenly makes a dumb pun with her name and I wanted to throw my mouse. Still pressed next.

Ginny is written a bit like she is trying to be tough but still shy. Some people will love that. For me it was hit and miss. One scene where she is practicing broom tricks alone and gets all flustered when you compliment how her ass looks from below, that was nice. She pretends to be angry, throws a quaffle at you, then later “accidentally” drops her towel when you end up in the locker room with her. The teasing is slow, like she is discovering that she likes being looked at. There is this moment when she climbs on top of you in the common room sofa, under a blanket, and moves her hips over your lap while pretending she is just trying to get “comfortable,” whispering that everyone is asleep. That felt real in a dumb, teenage way. She keeps biting her lip, asking if it feels good through the cloth, and your character is barely holding it together. Then, for no reason, the UI bugged for me, the text box flickered, and I got irrationally pissed. I reset the browser tab and forgot where in the scene I was. It never happened again but I still think about that one flicker. Stupid.

Narcissa though, she is the one that doesn’t really fit the school vibe, and that’s exactly why she works. She is cold, rich, older, and looks at you like you are dirt and also maybe her next toy. She is not all lovey or shy, she is control. The first time you end up alone with her, she is just sipping something expensive and making comments about how “boys your age are so easy to train.” She never even touches you at first, just makes you kneel and describe what you want to do to her body in detail, while she adjusts the front of her dress so you can see the outline of her tits. One of the better scenes is when she lets you masturbate for her, but forbids you from cumming until she finishes talking about “proper pure-blood etiquette.” You are there, hand moving under your robes, stomach tight, and she keeps pretending she doesn’t notice, then gives you one permission sentence and you basically explode in a few words. It’s rough and kind of humiliating and still weirdly vanilla, since it is just you, your hand, and her voice. I liked that they did not instantly go into whips or whatever. Just words and control.

Fleur… honestly I expected more. She is hot, like obviously, with that veela thing going. There is this cute bit where she acts super confident around everyone, then in private is actually a little insecure about how people only see her as a walking sex charm. There is a nice quiet scene with her at the lake, when she complains about idiots staring at her chest all day while the camera is, of course, staring at her chest. The contradiction felt very human. Later she sort of uses that veela aura on you while pretending she doesn’t, asking you to “help her practice her English.” The “practice” mostly looks like your character trying not to stare at her cleavage while she leans over and “accidentally” brushes her tits against your arm again and again, until you have to excuse yourself to the bathroom. That scene leads to a quick masturbation bit that ends way too fast. She deserved a longer build up, more slow burn, more kissing and less straight to wank. They probably will not change it, which sucks, but whatever.

For a “vanilla” lover like me, this game actually stays mostly in that safe, soft, handjob-blowjob-titjob zone. No crazy shit, no monsters, nobody is getting bound or carved up or anything. Just a lot of teasing, a lot of heavy breathing, and a lot of you jerking off in empty rooms while thinking about which witch made you the hardest that day. It feels clumsy sometimes, like a fanfic draft with horny energy but not always perfect pacing. Some dialogue reads like it was pasted from Twitter, some scenes could use more time, and I kept getting annoyed that the text sometimes moves too fast to really enjoy the little expressions. But then Hermione blushes, Tonks smirks, Ginny bites her lip, Narcissa crosses her legs just so, and my whole “purist, I prefer soft romance” brain goes quiet because, yeah, I still clicked on every filthy option they gave me.

Curse of the Six Serpents feels like somebody mashed a horny power fantasy with a fucked up history lesson about Hogwarts, then just let it run wild. You play this smug male caster who basically hijacks an old curse that Salazar left hidden under the school, using it to slowly break six of the “big” witches into full on sex slaves. It sounds edgy on paper, but what surprised me was how nasty and specific some scenes get. One moment you’re walking the halls like a normal wizard, the next you’re peeking through magic wards and watching Hermione unknowingly bend over a desk, her robe hiking up just enough that you feel like a creep and still keep clicking. The voyeur angle is strong here. The game really wants you to feel like you’re stalking the castle, catching Molly half undressed in a guest room, or seeing Luna in some weird position “charging crystals” with her huge tits bouncing in a way that definitely didn’t happen in the books. Or maybe it did and Rowling just chickened out.

The corruption stuff ramps up slower than I expected, which is both hot and annoying. You’ll talk to Hermione again and again, push dialogs, use your new superpowers to nudge her thoughts, then finally see her go from outraged student to someone who blushes while spreading her own pussy for you on command. Same with Fleur, who starts all haughty and superior, and later is on her knees, drool running down her chin because you told her that’s how a “proper offering” looks. Anal scenes hit harder with characters who’d never go for it normally. Narcissa acting all pureblood ice queen, then gritting her teeth as you push into her ass and she’s torn between pride and moaning like a whore. Sometimes the writing actually nails that filthy, humiliating shift in them, especially when you tell Minerva to keep her glasses on while you fuck her against a classroom wall and she’s trying to stay “professorial” even with your cum dripping down her thighs. Then other times a line lands flat and sounds like some horny teenager with Google Translate, which is funny because I’m not native either and even I winced at one or two of those. I keep forgetting where the save icons even are, which pisses me off every single time and I still don’t learn.

What I liked most is how the game doesn’t pretend you’re a hero. You’re a bastard with too much power, walking around a twisted Hogwarts, turning legendary women into meat for your altar. Bellatrix, who’s already crazy in canon, somehow becomes even more unhinged once you start playing with her mind, going from taunting you to begging to be chained to the bed so you can “mark every inch” of her big ass and tits. Molly getting dragged into this whole swinging situation, her mature body put side by side with younger girls, hits a different kink entirely, especially when she hesitates for half a second then climbs into your lap anyway. There’s a nice little thrill each time the curse tightens around one of them and you notice new dialog options, more explicit positions, vaginal and anal variations, little custom reactions when you push them too far and they break in just the way you wanted. The adventure parts are there, walking, exploring, triggering events, but you mostly remember the moments: Hermione on her knees between bookcases, Luna riding you slow in some forgotten tower while talking nonsense about stars, Narcissa forced to watch as you use another witch right in front of her. It’s messy, it’s not subtle, sometimes it’s actually kind of dumb. I still kept playing.