Pussymon feels like someone took a Saturday morning monster cartoon, put it in a dirty blender with Pornhub, and forgot to put the lid on. You’re not some heroic savior, you’re basically a horny freelancer walking around weird little zones catching pussy monsters so you can fuck them, talk to them, trade them, and then pretend the “Hunter Society” plot makes it all classy. It doesn’t. It’s like Pokémon if Nintendo had a mental breakdown and decided every capture needs a blowjob scene. One second you’re wandering around a new area thinking “ok, just gonna see what’s here,” next second the screen cuts to a sexcard with a moaning catgirl creature and your mouse is already moving before your brain catches up. The game knows exactly why you’re here and keeps winking at you with that dumb humor, like it’s in on the joke that you’re cooming to something called “Pussymon” and still taking the “story” seriously.

The whole thing runs on this loop where you poke around a map, bump into another Pussymon, unlock a new sex animation, then move on like a horny hiker doing a perv safari. It’s not deep, it pretends to be an RPG, but half the time you’re just checking your collection like “ok which one did I already cream on, which one still only has the clean version,” and somehow that becomes addictive. I legit spent like 20 minutes stuck in the same damn area because I thought there was some secret Pussymon hidden somewhere, then realized I just missed a dialogue trigger because I was skipping text to get back to the next card. The humor swings from dumb puns to horny shitposts, some lines feel like the dev wrote them on the bus on a cracked phone screen. Sometimes it hits, sometimes you just stare and go “bro… what,” then click anyway. The Pussymon Hunter Society stuff tries to make it look like a bigger world with rules and factions and whatever, but then the next scene is a fluffy thing riding your dick like a pogo stick, so yeah, lore, sure. I opened it in one tab, Spotify in another, and completely lost track of time just doing tiny loops of “new area, new girl, new cum version” like a degenerate hamster on a wheel.

If I had to give it an award, it’d be “Most Horny Abuse Of Nostalgia” because the whole experience pokes at your brain like “hey remember monster collecting games from childhood” and then slaps a pair of tits and a cumshot on it. The animations are janky in some spots and then suddenly too good in others, like the artist leveled up halfway and never went back to fix the old stuff, which weirdly makes it hotter because it feels dirty and handmade, not some polished corporate hentai product. And the audio, holy shit, half the moans sound like they were recorded in a bathroom with a cheap mic, but I still left the sound on like an idiot. There’s this one moment where you finally track down a Pussymon you’ve been missing from your set, and when you get the sexcard it’s not even your fetish, but your brain goes “collection must be complete” and you still watch the full clean and cum version like some horny archivist. At one point I caught myself reading the dialogue about hunter rankings like it mattered, right after watching a furry plant thing squirt on loop. It’s messy, kinda cringe, low key funny, weirdly cozy, extremely horny and I hate how much I enjoyed filling that damn gallery.

Kitty McSlut is exactly the kind of trashy cartoon porn game I pretend not to like and then end up losing whole evenings to. It feels like somebody took that secret crush on Kitty Katswell from TV, cranked every knob to “degenerate”, and then forgot to hire an editor. You start off thinking it’s just some dumb little clicker thing with a horny cat spy, and somehow you’re suddenly trying to min-max her “sluttiness” like it’s a serious RPG stat. The first time I got her to agree to that “private undercover interrogation” with the mob boss, I honestly laughed out loud, because the dialogue is this weird mix of bad puns and really filthy lines that sound like a horny 18-year-old wrote them in the notes app. And it kind of works. One second you’re picking a cute outfit, next second she’s on her knees making a “deal” so your quest doesn’t fail. I was like, alright, this escalated fast.

The whole thing moves between silly parody spy missions and just straight-up porn scenes. You get some small “adventure” bits where she has to sneak around some shady lab, talk to suspects, pretend to be all professional secret agent, and then you hit the wrong choice and suddenly she’s caught, hands tied above her, tits pushed up, “interrogated” for information she totally has but pretends she doesn’t just to drag the scene out. There was this moment in the club level where I thought “ok, it’s just dancing for intel” and then the game throws a drunk bouncer at her who only lets her through if she “shows some gratitude” behind the bar. I kinda hated how quick she agreed, then realized her “lust” stat was so high because I kept picking the lewd dialogue earlier. My fault. Or victory. Depends on the mood. The art is that old-school anime porn style, thick outlines, huge boobs, stupidly tiny waist, everything super exaggerated. Sometimes her boobs look like they exist in a different gravity field and it annoyed me, but then in the next scene they jiggle in a way that just hits right and I forget to care. Also, half the jokes are really dumb, like “pussy patrol” level dumb, yet I still snorted at them. I wish I could say I’m proud of that.

What surprised me is how it actually feels like a little sim instead of just clicking “next” until the cumshot. You have to decide if Kitty plays the loyal agent, the greedy slut taking bribes in “special favors”, or this chaotic mix where she talks like a professional in one line and then begs for cock in the next. There’s this quest where she’s supposed to get incriminating pictures of a corrupt officer, and you can either blackmail him or join the photoshoot, and if you pick the naughty route it turns into this messy threesome in the office with his assistant barging in and somehow joining five seconds later. I was on the bus with my phone, brightness way too high, and I had to pretend I was just checking Instagram while Kitty was swallowing a “peace offering”. The pacing is all over the place, some scenes drag, some scenes end right when you’re really into it, and there’s this one repeatable blowjob event in the locker room I found completely by accident just by clicking the wrong arrow and I kept going back to it like some kind of ritual. The UI is clunky, one button sits a pixel off and it bothered me more than it should, and sometimes the English in the game is actually worse than mine, but it almost adds to the cursed charm. It’s like watching a dirty cartoon your friend drew in high school that somehow evolved into a full porn sim with quests and stats and way too many scenes where the cat spy ends up covered in everything except dignity.

Krystal is back on her bullshit again and honestly she looks like she’s kind of into it this time. No big epic space opera, no five page lore dump, just blue fox girl kneeling in front of a big green dino dude and her whole job is to worship that cock with her mouth. That’s the whole vibe: one scene, one girl, one monster, and your mouse is basically her brain. You drag her head along that shaft, you control how greedy she gets, how far she goes, how messy things turn. It feels a bit like you’re puppeteering pure thirst. Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes it’s just straight up horny, and sometimes it’s weirdly intimate when she’s buried to the base and her snout is pressed into his gut like she’s trying to suffocate in dick on purpose.

The deepthroat part is where the game starts to hit different. You’re not just clicking next and watching a slideshow, you actually have to find that sweet rhythm where she’s bobbing fast enough to keep him on edge without instantly making him explode. Go too soft and it’s like she’s lazily licking a popsicle. Slam her too fast and he’s already firing before she even starts drooling. When you nail the motion though, she starts gagging around him, saliva stretching in strings, eyes getting a bit glassy. The camera loves her muzzle wrapped tight around that fat shaft, you see her lips spreading, tongue pinned down while she tries to take it all. There’s this one moment if you hold her all the way down for a bit, you almost feel bad for her, then you remember she’s literally pushing herself back onto him like some horny fox-shaped vacuum cleaner. The text pops up between rounds, short lines that give you just enough context, a little dirty talk, then you slam next and shove her right back on that dick. It’s like reading the world’s trashiest fanfic where you also control the head movement.

The payoff is obviously the cumshot and they know it. You can tease it out by going slow and shallow, then suddenly hammering her down so he blows right in her throat, or you pull back at the last second and let him paint her face in thick white mess. The facial looks filthy in the good way, dripping off her muzzle, catching on her fur, strands hanging from her chin while she’s still panting with her mouth half open. Sometimes it actually feels too short, like you’re just warming up your wrist and suddenly the guy is already unloading everywhere. Other times you drag it out and realize you’ve basically spent several minutes doing nothing but micro adjusting a blue fox’s blowjob angle like some cursed hentai dentist. There’s no big variety of positions, no sudden surprise second monster, it’s just that one loop of mouth, shaft, gag, cum, repeat. Weirdly, that’s what makes it hot. No distractions, no gear, no stupid minigames about cleaning teeth or whatever. Just Krystal, her hungry throat, that thick green cock, and your mouse deciding if she gets a mouthful, a facial, or both.

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