Mr. SmallCockMC sounds like a joke name a drunk Discord server would come up with, but here it actually fits the whole vibe of the game weirdly well. You drop into this world as this average dude with a not-so-average problem in his pants, married to a wife who looks like she wandered out of a porn hub thumbnail: huge tits barely fitting in any of her tops, thick ass, soft belly, that kind of “I had kids but I got hotter” milf energy. And the game just leans on that. Hard. She walks around in clothes that are technically outfits but basically just invitations, and everyone around you notices way more than you do at first. Bartender staring down her cleavage, neighbor “accidentally” brushing against her ass, random guys drooling when she bends over. You’re this smaller dude trying to act normal while every scene screams “someone is going to fuck your wife.”

The fun is in how it slowly stops being just background teasing and turns into actual decisions for you. One moment you’re at a small house party, drinking beer, watching her laugh too hard at some dude’s joke. Next moment you’re in the kitchen, and she’s cornered between the fridge and this tall black guy, his hands on her hips, kissing her like he already owns that pussy. The game lets you watch, interrupt, pretend you don’t see, or, you know, lean on the doorframe like a creep while her lipstick smears on his cock when she drops to her knees. That first proper oral scene with her on the floor, gagging a bit, trying to keep eye contact with you while his dick actually fills her mouth bigger than anything you can give, hits way harder than I expected. I was sitting there with my mouse, half annoyed at the janky menu buttons, and still thinking “ok yeah, this is hot as fuck.” The UI looks like something someone set up in a weekend, but when she’s riding him on the couch, tits bouncing, your character awkwardly jerking off in the corner, you kinda forget the rough edges.

And yeah, the game is petty about size, in a funny way. Every time she pulls out another dude’s cock you almost hear the dev giggling. Thick shaft between her huge boobs while she squeezes them around him, your character looking tiny and useless. Later there’s a swap night with another couple where it goes from “sharing a few drinks” to “her moaning on top of the other husband while the wife straddles you and literally calls you cute instead of hot,” and that stings more than any stat screen. There’s even a scene with a very feminine “trap” character who looks better in stockings than your wife does, and of course your girl ends up pressed against them, kissing while you watch, then both of them grinding on some guy like they forgot you exist. Double penetration shows up too, in a way that almost feels like the game is bullying you personally: she’s pinned between two dudes, one in her pussy, one in her ass, big hands on her waist, and you’re the one holding a camera so they can “remember the night.” It’s kind of messed up, kind of hilarious, kind of hot. Like watching a long Pornhub playlist that accidentally got plot and humiliation mixed in. The art is still rough in spots, some faces look off, and sometimes the pacing feels like edging that goes too long, but when she’s standing half naked on a balcony letting some stranger grope her tits while traffic passes below, you forget all of that and just think “yeah, this guy really is Mr. SmallCock.”

Horny Model starts pretty simple on paper: asshole guy wants a girl who doesn’t want him, brings his bro into it, and things go very wrong in that slow, greasy way that makes you keep clicking even while you think “ok this is fucked up.” It’s not some sweet dating sim where you pick flowers and share feelings. This is more like watching a porn shoot where the “casting couch” idea gets stretched over days and weeks, and you’re the one poking every little boundary to see where it snaps. As someone who is poly and usually prefers open consent and everyone talking about feelings, it was weird to enjoy something where the whole point is gradual corruption and manipulation. Weird, but hot. And that made me a bit annoyed at myself and still horny, which is honestly a good combo for an adult game.

The game uses both male and female point of view, which I didn’t expect at first. One moment I’m in Peter’s head, being a smug little shit, pushing Lucy to show “just a bit more” skin for photos, acting like it’s no big deal. Then suddenly I’m looking at things from her side, overthinking everything, horny but confused, convincing herself this is “normal” and she’s just being friendly. That switch hits hard when scenes go from light teasing and “accidental” gropes into rougher stuff, like when the first spanking scene stops being playful and you realize she is already too deep into their game to really say no. There’s a masturbation scene in her room that actually felt kinda real: she’s trying to get off alone, thinking of them, annoyed at herself, then a message pops on her phone and totally changes the mood. It’s not just click sex, it feels messy like real horny brain. I love that. And at the same time, some parts feel rushed, like one moment she’s shy about stripping to underwear, and a couple clicks later she’s taking anal like she’s been training for it. No build-up, just “ok now your ass is ready, I guess.”

What hit me as a poly person is how they slowly turn her into “their” toy instead of just “his” girl. There is this one group scene where Peter and Roger treat her like a shared model, posing her, touching her, talking about her body like it’s a product. It’s totally male domination fantasy, they don’t hide it, but there’s also a fucked up sort of “relationship” feeling between the three. Not healthy at all, but still kind of intimate. Two guys using her, but also caring in their own twisted way: they check if she’s still “comfortable” while double-penetrating her, like that magic word makes it all fine. The AI images are sometimes uneven, tits change shape a bit between scenes, hands look weird here and there, and for some reason I kept noticing the background more than I should. But that unpolished, slightly glitchy look also matches the vibe: like some cursed OnlyFans project that started innocent and then spiraled into full-on sex toy, anal, toys, multiple penetration chaos. I had this moment where she’s half dressed, being teased, and I realized I was silently hoping for an option where she flips it and starts using them instead. That option never came, obviously, and it annoyed me more than the little UI things or the missing transitions. Still, I clicked every single branching choice I could find. And then opened Twitter and acted like I was a normal person again.

Guy messes up his meds, grows tits in slow motion, lands in a cage full of horny criminals, and then everything goes straight to hell in a way that’s honestly kind of hot and kind of depressing at the same time. That’s the vibe here. You start as this pretty regular dude who just wants his dick to work better or something, and instead his body starts quietly switching teams. First it’s just tiny things: softer skin, weird tingles in the nipples, hips feeling wrong in his own jeans. Camera really loves to stay close to the skin too, like the game knows you’re here to listen to that little gasp when he touches himself and realizes, “Shit… that feels too good.” Voice grunts and breathing are actually nice, not those super fake porn sounds you mute after one minute. I had my headphones up and when he did this half-panicked whine during his first jerk-off scene, I had to pause VLC just to replay it. Twice. Maybe three times.

Then it all snowballs. He needs money to fix himself, screws it up, ends up behind bars where every guy looks at him like fresh meat that doesn’t know it’s meat yet. And the game just leans into that. You walk around the prison yard with this body that is getting softer, rounder, more “fuckable”, while the voice lines stay male at first, with this tiny nervous crack sometimes. Not instantly girly, which I love. There’s this shower scene where another inmate just casually corners him, hand sliding way too low, and he tries to sound tough but his moan betrays him the moment fingers tease his ass. The sound design there is filthy in a good way: slaps on wet skin, breath against the ear, that low growl from the dominant guy while the protagonist is trying to keep quiet and failing. I record and collect sex sounds for fun, and I legit clipped that groan he makes when he’s being forced on his knees. Could drop that into a custom loop and most people wouldn’t know it’s from a game.

It’s not all perfect though. Some scenes where you get groped in the corridor just cut off a bit sudden, like the moans were about to hit a nice rhythm and then, oops, dialog box, mood gone. And sometimes they use the same stroke sound for a handjob and for anal, which makes no sense to my ears at all, but anyway, I stopped caring when the corruption kicks in and he starts secretly enjoying it. There is this one moment in the cell at night, he’s lying on the bunk, obviously already fucked earlier, still sore, and he starts masturbating very slowly, breath hitching every time his fingers brush his hole because it’s not “just” his dick anymore that gives him pleasure. Audio there is gold. Soft bed creaks, low whimpers, little wet clicks of lube, and then the guard walks in, catches him with fingers inside, and instead of stopping him, just orders him to suck. That sloppy forced blowjob sound, gagging and whining mixed with that humiliating “yes sir” tone, had me pausing my own stuff and just listening. If your kink folder already has “sissy_pov”, “forced_bj_loop”, “prison_daddy” in it, you will feel very at home. The game keeps dragging this boy from “I’m not gay” to “please use my ass” and you can hear every step of that fall in the way he moans. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

There is this messy, horny little college story where you play a girl who is absolutely not ready for “serious study” and only kind of pretending she is. It feels like someone grabbed a regular school-life dating sim, spilled a bottle of gay all over it, and just left it there to dry. You are this thirsty heroine on campus, surrounded by girls who look sweet and soft at first and then suddenly you are pressed against a locker with a hand sliding under your shirt and you realize this game is lying to you when it calls itself “cute” and “simple”. It is cute, yeah, until your roommate crawls onto your bed at night whispering she “can’t sleep” and then her fingers are under your panties, and you are stuck choosing between moaning into her mouth or pushing her away and pretending you are not soaked. Those are the choices that matter here, not grades.

What I like is how the school setting actually works as a horny playground. Empty classrooms after club hours, the dark little corner of the library between boring history shelves, that outdoor bench where you are supposed to “discuss homework” but instead you have a girl sitting in your lap, skirt hitched up, grinding on your thigh while trying not to make a sound because there is a teacher walking past the window. The game lets you be shameless if you want. You can lean into the groping, reach under another girl’s blazer right in the hallway, feel her tits through the bra, fingers digging into soft flesh while she gasps and looks around to see if anyone is watching. Or you can play the slow-burn type, all hand brushes and stolen kisses behind the gym, until she finally pushes you against the wall and forces your legs open with her knee. The 3D style has that slightly plastic look sometimes, like someone used too much smoothing in Blender, but the way the girls shift their weight when you touch them, the little hip movements when you grab their ass, that actually sells the lewd part more than any fancy filter. Her thighs jiggle just a bit when she rides your face on her dorm bed, and yeah, that made me stare way longer than I want to admit.

What surprised me is how the game quietly tracks how much of a slut you decide to be. You can aim to kiss half the campus, loading your phone with thirsty messages that feel like they came straight out of a chaotic Discord server at midnight, or you can focus on just one girl and watch her get clingy as hell. There was this one scene where I skipped hanging out with a flirty art major to study with the shy bookworm instead, and she ended up straddling my lap in the library, grinding down on me while hiding her face in my neck, and I actually felt guilty for ghosting the other girl on the in-game chat. The notification sound is weirdly loud though, like Telegram on full volume, and it kept pulling me out of the moment in the least sexy way. Anyway. The lesbian stuff is not shy at all. Tongues, wet sounds, panties pulled to the side in a cramped bathroom stall, your own hand buried between another girl’s legs while she bites your shoulder to keep from screaming. The game pretends to be all fluffy romance, but every “accidental” touch is just a setup for you to shove her against a desk later and finger her until she begs. It is clumsy in places, some lines feel like they came from Google Translate, but honestly that just makes it match my own brain when I am staring at a girl’s tits instead of listening to the story. The heroine is “so so thirsty”, the dev wrote that like a joke, but after a few scenes you realize you are the same, clicking the filthiest choice every time just to see how many girls you can make cum before midterms.