I swear this game started like it was gonna be a chill slice-of-life thing, you know, fixing up a bar and chatting with fluffy locals, maybe flirting a bit. Then boom - five minutes in and you’re already managing drink orders while a nine-foot-tall wolf girl leans over the counter asking if you “need help cleaning the taps.” Bro. I didn’t even save yet. The animations are way too smooth for how stupidly horny the dialogue gets; like someone spliced together a dating sim and a fever dream. I tried to focus on the management system - stocking bottles, balancing budgets - but my brain short-circuited when the shark waitress asked if I wanted her to “stir the cocktail with her tongue.” I mean, yeah, I clicked yes, obviously, but still. Priorities, man.

Weird thing is, it’s actually kind of romantic sometimes. Not in the Hallmark way, more like the “accidentally fell in love with a monster girl who can crush a truck” kind of way. The writing swings between goofy and sincere, like one second you’re laughing at a pun about tail fluff, the next you’re knee-deep in a confession scene that hits harder than expected. Then there’s the POV stuff - it’s uncomfortable how immersive it gets. You can practically feel the fur brushing your skin during those scenes, and I don’t know if that’s impressive or just unsettling. The devs clearly thought, “what if we made eye contact illegal.” Mission accomplished. Also, the tit sizes? Absolutely ridiculous. Like, there’s physics happening that defy every known law of gravity and I respect that level of commitment.

I did find myself yelling at the screen once when a minigame bug froze right before a creampie scene - tragic, truly - but I forgave it almost instantly because the bartender fox called me “boss” again in that tone that makes your spine melt. It's messy, it’s horny, it’s accidentally wholesome, and somehow it all works. Or maybe I’m just too far gone into the furry hole to tell anymore. Either way, yeah, the bar’s open, and no one’s leaving sober.

Jade grew up learning two things: hide what’s between her legs, and never trust anyone who smiles too wide when they say “we’re all equal here.” The game drops you right into that kind of world, still aching after a nasty war, where futas were supposed to be holy miracle weapons and ended up treated like walking biohazards. She’s the unlucky one in her bloodline, the first futa born in generations, stuck pretending to be just another pretty girl while her body is screaming the exact opposite. Then someone close to her turns up dead, and suddenly she’s not just trying to keep her secret, she’s stuck doing actual detective work, crawling through the filth of this broken city, knocking on doors, following leads, and trying not to pop a boner every time some soft, curious piece of ass leans in too close during “questioning.” It’s half investigation, half “I swear officer, the suspect tripped and landed on my dick.”

The whole thing feels like the game is trying to seduce you and then insult you at the same time. One minute you’re in a tense scene, talking to this icy noblewoman who clearly thinks futas are monsters, and the next she’s on her knees, lipstick smeared, trying to pretend she isn’t moaning when Jade buries that cock down her throat. There’s a lot of that push and pull: girls who act disgusted and then end up begging, twins who “only fool around with each other” until Jade walks in and ruins that promise in about five seconds, a shy virgin type who swears she’s straight then melts the first time she gets her face sat on. When the game wants to go all in on lesbian stuff, it really goes for it, all tongue and fingers and messy grinding, wet thighs and shaky breathing, the kind of scenes where you can almost hear the bedframe complaining. And then sometimes it just decides, no, you’re getting your soul emptied right now, have a futa pounding some cute thing into the mattress, creampie dripping out while she blushes and tries to keep eye contact. It’s not elegant, it’s just hot and awkward, like real bad decisions.

What caught me off guard is how much the story keeps poking at Jade’s identity while it’s also busy drowning everyone in sex. She’s not some cool, confident porn goddess. Half the time she’s flustered, trying to do serious investigation stuff while her cock is literally twitching because the witness has thick thighs and zero concept of personal space. There’s this one interrogation where she’s supposed to be getting info about the murder, but the suspect’s a trapped, pretty-boy type who looks more like a runaway idol than anything, and it slowly turns into Jade humiliating him, making him stroke her while he whimpers and remembers he was “totally straight” yesterday. The game doesn’t care. It just leans into the corruption, the “I’m not like that” girls who turn into full-on sluts for Jade, the mouthy racist guy who ends up taking it just to keep his deal, the proud lady who swears she’ll never kneel to a futa and then literally does it, dripping on the floor. It’s not gentle, sometimes it’s rough and mean, and then randomly you get a scene where Jade is weirdly tender, holding a pregnant lover’s belly and kissing her, like she’s scared to break that small warm moment. And anyway, I still don’t understand why one NPC’s phone UI looks exactly like old WhatsApp while everyone else has some fake chat app, but it bothered me the whole time and I kept checking it every scene and then forgot what I was talking about.

Guy wakes up in this fucked up city where feelings are literally treated like some virus, and you already feel that weird pressure in your chest before the game even lets you move. He decides he wants to die, like actually finish himself, but before that he writes this tiny bucket list that is half sad, half horny, half stupid. Yeah, three halves, brain gets confused, but it fits the mood. It’s a mobile sandbox so you kind of drift from place to place, swiping around like on Instagram when you’re too tired to think, except here you stumble into girls who are officially “emotionally sterilized” and still somehow end up with your dick in their mouth. The whole city feels like someone shoved a clinic and a strip club into the same building and forgot to label doors properly.

The male protagonist is not some strong hero, more like that guy at the back of the bus staring at the window, thinking of nothing and everything. You tap around, trigger little scenes, sometimes you hit a dead end, sometimes you hit a blowjob in some dirty side corridor with flickering neon lights. The animations are strangely smooth in some moments, like when she slowly strokes your shaft with one hand and wipes a tear she shouldn’t even be able to feel with the other. That small glitch in the “no feelings allowed” rule hits harder than it should, even while you’re just waiting for the climax scene to loop. One girl keeps this flat, empty face while she’s giving you a handjob, like it’s morning paperwork, and I swear it’s hotter than any fake moaning I saw last week on some random browser game that crashed Chrome three times. I still don’t get why the underwear texture of the nurse girl looks like it was bought from a supermarket bargain bin, it bothered me the whole time and the game never explains it, just leaves it there like some private joke.

It calls itself sandbox and it actually feels like it. No clear “go here, then here” guide, you just bump into encounters while chasing that stupid bucket list that mixes things like “kiss someone who actually feels something” with “get sucked off in the clinic storage” in the same tone. I liked that you can mess around in different parts of the city, almost like tab hopping in Firefox and Telegram while waiting for a train, coming back to the game and it’s still that same lonely guy in a world that banned hugs but somehow forgot to ban deepthroating. Sometimes the pacing is slow and you’re just tapping through silence, no big event, which annoyed me and then two clicks later I’m watching an animated scene where this lab assistant is on her knees, robotic voice, asking if this “manual relief” improves the subject’s mood while drool runs down her chin. The game is horny and very blunt about it, yet half the time it pretends it’s a cold medical report. That mismatch sticks in your head in a good, dirty way, like you’re not sure if you just played a porn game or some sad story that accidentally has really decent oral scenes.

This one hits weird for me, in a good way and in a “what the fuck am I doing with my life” way at the same time. You play this popular writer guy who looks like someone that spends too much time on Instagram, but whatever, he suddenly gets a call from some girl from his past and from there everything starts to feel like one of those late night WhatsApp mistakes that turn into a full telenovela. I liked that feeling a lot, like fate poking you in the ribs, saying: “hey, remember this girl you never got over? yeah, she’s back, and she wants your dick and your attention.” One moment you’re picking a soft reply, almost romantic, and the next you’re choosing if you wanna grab her hair while she’s on her knees or talk sweet to her while she’s stroking you slowly. The tone jumps around in a way that feels kinda real. People are messy, right? Here they let you be messy and horny and stupid and strangely tender all together.

The sex stuff is not shy at all. When you decide you’re done being noble and you go for it, the game actually lets you see the build-up, not just “click here, blowjob happens”. I had this moment with one character in the living room, big windows open, city lights outside, and she just drops to the floor, unzips me, and starts licking like she’s been waiting since high school. There was this small animation where her hand wraps around the base and she uses the other hand to keep her balance on your thigh, and it felt way more personal than it needed to. Then later, with another girl, you’re half arguing, half flirting, and it ends with her straddling you and sliding down on your cock, slow, like she wants to prove a point. Penetration scenes actually look like bodies touching, not like two plastic toys smashing. Vaginal scenes have that sticky, close feeling, where you can almost imagine how she squeezes around you while she’s riding and you’re deciding if you want to pull her hair or hold her waist. Masturbation scenes hit different too: there’s one where she watches you stroke yourself while she pretends she doesn’t care, but you can see her nipples getting hard and she starts rubbing her thighs together. That made me pause my Spotify and just focus. And yeah, the incest angle is there, and it’s not subtle. The way they write it is very “we know this is wrong, but it feels too right” and if you’re into that taboo fantasy, some of those family scenes feel way too intimate, like catching someone in the shower and not even trying to look away. Some people will hate that, some will go straight for that route first.

Not everything is perfect. Sometimes the game acts like it’s giving you big moral choices, but actually both options lead to the same bedroom, just with different small talk. There was one text choice where I tried to be cold and detached, and she still ended up on my lap, jerking me off with these slow, teasing strokes, while talking about “how different I seem now”. I was like, girl, I literally chose the rude answer, what are you talking about? Also the way the MC jumps from “I care about you deeply” to “open your mouth, I wanna cum on your tongue” in two clicks can feel funny, but I kinda liked that whiplash. Fate is not patient anyway. Exhibition scenes are nice, though. Having her suck you off near a window where anyone could see, or her spreading her legs on a balcony, panties pushed aside, you sliding inside her while you’re half afraid some neighbor will catch you, that was hot as hell. I opened Telegram at one point to answer a boring work message, then looked back and she was bent over a kitchen counter, ass up, and the game asked if I wanted to pull out or stay deep and fill her. That ruined my productivity completely. And I keep getting distracted by this one small thing with the dialogue font looking slightly weird in some scenes, like it moved half a pixel to the side, and it bothers me so much but I keep forgetting to pay attention to it once someone starts moaning and sucking again. Then I remember later and it annoys me again. I thought I came here just to jerk off, but I ended up caring way too much about which girl is “meant” for this guy, like the universe is watching who I choose to kiss gently and who I bend over the couch. Fate likes to watch too, I guess.