Kazuma finally gets to be the horny dirtbag the anime kept teasing, and honestly, it feels right. Adventurer Trainer throws you into Axel again, but instead of just watching Aqua be useless, you actually get to manage your days, grind a bit, talk shit to people, then end the day buried in some poor girl's pussy if you play your cards right. It runs in Ren’py, but it doesn’t feel like one of those lazy click-next-and-fap games, because half the time you’re juggling quests, gold, and figuring out how to not die to frogs while also trying to get Megumin to stop exploding everything and actually sit still long enough for you to undress her. The game is kind of ugly on purpose sometimes, like the UI just exists and doesn't care if you like it, and somehow that fits. It’s like those scuffed uploads you watch on Pornhub in incognito: rough around the edges, but you keep watching anyway because it pushes the right buttons. One moment you’re laughing at Aqua crying again, the next you’re balls deep in a fully animated scene with her squirming and whining and you’re thinking “yeah, this is exactly how this should go.”

What really hooked me was how often the game lets you be an asshole. You can play Kazuma as a semi-decent human, sure, but why would you, when the dialog clearly wants you to be a bit of a creep? There’s this event where you push Darkness into this heavy BDSM-flavored training and she pretends to be offended while literally shaking in place, begging for more abuse in that classic masochist paladin way. The writing feels like someone who actually watched Konosuba and then went “ok, but make it horny as fuck.” And then went too far. In a good way. I never thought I’d care about picking stats in a porn game, but here I am min-maxing luck so I can get better loot and also unlock just slightly more humiliating outcomes in some scenes. The romance part is funny because it's romantic only if your idea of romance is bullying girls you like until they moan your name; still, the banter is nice, sometimes even sweet when you’re alone with Rem and the tone suddenly softens and you’re like “wait, when did this stop being just porn.” It doesn’t, of course, because a few lines later you’re pounding her from behind and she’s whimpering into a pillow. The best part is how your daily choices end up stacking into little surprises. Like, I spent way too long working the guild counter, sending random adventurers to die, mostly for the money, then suddenly a chain unlocked and I’m getting thanked in a private room by a very grateful girl in a very unholy way. I could complain that the grind gets a bit annoying, or that the tavern background music loop made me mute the tab in Chrome out of spite and never turn it back on, but then I hit another animated H-scene where Megumin’s thighs are shaking and her voice is cracking and my brain kinda forgot I was annoyed at anything at all.

First thing that hit me with Trick or Tease is how it feels like some horny shitpost someone made after scrolling too much Twitter in October, but then it actually kinda works. It’s literally just a tiny Halloween story: three girls in costumes, bored of normal party stuff, decide that instead of candy they want a married guy in a Batman suit. They show up on his porch, he’s trying to be this “good husband” type, they tease him, they push, and in ten minutes you go from “cute cosplay banter” to “ok that marriage is dead, rest in peace.” If you like clean, nice, pure romance, yeah this is not it. The best part for me is how quick it drops the mask. One of the girls is in this maid uniform that looks like something straight from those cheap cosplay sets on Amazon, all short skirt and useless little apron, and she uses it like a weapon. She’s flirting, bending, pressing her thighs around him, doing that “oops did I drop something” trick again and again until you’re like man, just fuck already, stop pretending this is about pumpkin decorations.

I like sad stuff, and the cheating angle here is just mean in a fun way. They keep mentioning his wife, not in a deep way, more like a running joke. “Is your wife home?” “She trusts you, right?” And Batman guy is trying to hold himself back, but you literally watch him fail in real time. The game doesn’t waste time on choices, there is no “good end” where he stays loyal. It’s all kinetic, you just click through and watch him sink deeper. At some point one of the girls climbs on his lap on that porch chair, still in costume top, tits half out, and you see his resolve just melt. They’re laughing, touching, pushing his boundaries, and he’s already too turned on to care. The animations are short but punchy: hips grinding in his lap, her maid skirt flipping up, his hands shaking while he moves her panties aside. And I swear the sound of that stupid plastic Halloween decoration in the background annoyed the shit out of me, but they keep cutting back to it like it’s watching the whole thing. I’m still mad about that crow, or raven, whatever it is.

The cosplay theme is actually kinda hot because it never goes into deep lore. The “Batman” thing is just there as a costume, not some big parody where they overdo the jokes. There’s this quick part where one girl in, I think, a succubus outfit, licks the fake bat logo on his chest and calls him “hero” in this mocking tone, and I felt bad for him and horny at the same time. He’s clearly not some giga-chad, more like a normal dude that picked the wrong house to sit in front of. The girls are the ones in control, especially the maid. She moves from teasing to straight-up riding him on the porch while the others cheer her on, and he keeps glancing at the door like he expects his wife to come out, but nobody does. The camera likes close-ups: panties sliding aside, messy kisses, cum dripping on costume fabric at the end. It’s not romantic, it’s not sweet. It’s dirty, a bit cruel, and very fast, like a quick jerk session between scrolling TikTok and opening Discord. I kinda wish it was longer, but also I like that it just hits that “oh shit he really cheated outside his own house with three Halloween sluts” beat and then cuts off. Also, there’s a pumpkin somewhere that keeps changing place between shots, and it drove me insane.

Steve wakes up in this blocky sex world like he’s spawned inside some teenager’s wet dream that never got a QA pass. Everything is made of cubes, including the girls, but the game kind of leans into the absurd instead of pretending to be serious. You click through scenes, pick dialogue options, occasionally move him around map-style, and it’s all basically an excuse to watch him try to fuck every redhead, elf, and weird villager girl with square tits. The writing pretends to be this epic adventure, but it’s more like: “walk three steps, crack a joke about wood, accidentally end up balls-deep in some pixel babe who talks like she’s been watching too much Pornhub.” It’s trashy, shameless, and totally self-aware, and that’s kind of the only thing that makes it work. I actually laughed at one line where Steve tries to explain “crafting a relationship” like it’s a pickaxe recipe and then immediately just rails her against a wall. He’s not a hero, he’s a horny idiot with plot armor.

From ethical side though, I have to be honest, the monetization feels like a creeper hiding behind a tree. The game looks silly and cheap on purpose, but then it pokes you with “extra scenes” and “bonus routes” that are clearly tuned to make you either grind boring clicks or pull out a credit card. It’s not loot boxes, but it has that same energy of “you’re already horny, you won’t think too much, just pay a little to see Steve fuck the extra redhead in the cave.” That kind of manipulative design annoys me more than any explicit content. If you put sex front and center, cool, we’re all adults here. But don’t pretend the choices are deep when some routes are practically locked behind micro-pain. And yeah, I know other adult games do way worse, but at least some of them are honest about being cash traps. This one hides behind jokes and parody, like “haha, Minecraft but horny,” while still squeezing for extra coins. I had this moment where I finished a pretty funny scene, and instead of a clean end, it pops a prompt hinting I missed the “premium doggy variation.” At that point it stopped feeling like a dumb fun fantasy and more like a very horny version of Candy Crush tactics. Still, the idea of a blocky guy banging his way through a stupid world ruled by cubes and bad puns is weirdly charming. It just makes me wish the dev trusted their own humor and porn more than their wallet.

The earthquake drill thing is such a weird plot device, honestly. Like, who thought "natural disaster simulation" would be the perfect meet-cute scenario? But whatever, it gets you roommates with Riley and that's where things get interesting. This femboy graphic designer has serious emotional baggage - the kind that makes you want to both protect him and corrupt him at the same time. His whole deal about being harassed and discriminated against feels real enough, even if the setup is janky.

Riley's got this vulnerable thing going on that hits different. He's not just some stereotypical uwu softboy - there's actual depth here with his insecurity about his work, his sexuality, his place in the world. The visual novel mechanics are pretty standard fare, nothing groundbreaking, but the writing around his character development surprised me. When he opens up about his past relationships and the shit he's dealt with, it doesn't feel like cheap trauma porn. Though I gotta say, some of the dialogue choices are weirdly specific - like why can I ask him about his skincare routine but not his actual job stress?

The adult content builds naturally instead of just throwing sex scenes at you every five minutes. Riley's sexual awakening feels earned, especially when he starts getting more confident and assertive. The art style works well for what it's trying to do, though I wish there were more clothing options during the... interactive moments. Also, why does every yaoi game have to make such a big deal about who's topping? Like, switches exist, developers. The emotional payoff when Riley finally trusts you enough to be completely vulnerable is genuinely sweet, even if the path there involves some questionable dialogue trees. Could use more variety in the intimate scenes though - feels like they ran out of steam halfway through development.

Our ex-wayfinder girl is bored out of her skull, and honestly I felt that in my bones. She already saved her island, she did the big heroic stuff, now she’s stuck in chief role like some overworked office manager with tits. Meetings, problems, more meetings. No sea, no adventure, no danger, no orgasms. So she bails on the “responsible leader” life and goes hunting for Maui again, because who else is dumb and horny enough to show her how to be more than human. He promises to teach her how to become a demigod, but half of his “lessons” are him finding excuses to get his hands on her ass, her mouth, whatever part is closest. It starts “innocent”, like physical training, stretching, massages, then suddenly his cock is out and she’s kneeling there trying to remember if this was part of the ritual or not. Spoiler: it always is.

The game is a sandbox thing, but not that messy kind where you get lost in menus for two hours. You wander around the island, poke your nose where you shouldn’t, play dumb minigames to earn shells, buy outfits that are basically just different excuses to show more underboob. There is actual customization, not super deep, but enough that I spent way too long deciding if she looks sluttier with loose hair or with it tied back while she’s giving a sloppy blowjob to a “sacred” monster. Maui keeps setting up “trials” that are basically porn scenes dressed up like spiritual training. One time he tells her she has to “calm the raging beast” inside a cave, and it turns out to be some horny creature who only relaxes when she lets it grope her and fuck her between those big brown thighs. He just leans on his hook outside like a smug bastard, listening to her moan echo through the rocks and calling it “progress”. The parody vibe is thick, but it doesn’t feel like mocking her, more like the world itself is trying to drag her from hero to high-class slut and she kinda likes it. There are scenes with her learning “oral techniques” where he times her with some totally fake demigod challenge, and if you fail the minigame he just laughs and tells you to try again with his dick already twitching. Sometimes she pushes back, sometimes she teases him first. There is lesbian stuff too, with another girl who helps her practice “sensual skills” before she faces another “trial”, and that part actually surprised me because it felt a bit softer, more curious, like she’s testing out how far she wants to go with her own desire, not just following Maui’s orders. Then five minutes later she’s riding him in some cosplay outfit that looks like it came from a Wish version of her old explorer clothes, tits bouncing, talking about “earning her godhood” while he grabs her big ass with both hands. It’s messy and horny and sometimes a little awkward in a way that actually fits, like a hentai fan project that grew bigger than expected and never stopped being a bit unhinged. The teasing is constant, even during normal walking around: NPCs react to what she’s wearing, you get called out for showing too much skin, and then there is a scene where she’s drunk on “magic nectar” and ends up doing a slow, clumsy strip in front of someone who was definitely not supposed to see her like that, and I still keep thinking about that one more than the huge monster sex. Not sure what that says about me. Or her. Or Maui. Probably all three.

Weird thing how this one sneaks up on you. You think you’re just messing around with some silly parody - like yeah, a trainer game with a “holiday twist” and some Oceanic sunshine - but it actually feels messier, stickier in tone. The way it mixes winter decorations with sweaty tropical skin is strange but kind of addictive. There’s this lazy rhythm to the pacing, like someone half-drunk on eggnog tried to reimagine those old flash trainers but forgot to take out the awkward silences. The girl - well, “princess,” technically - looks half-annoyed, half-inviting, kind of that tension between teasing and testing. The writing keeps winking at you, like it knows exactly how ridiculous the setup is but dares you to keep playing anyway.

At first I laughed at the Santa hat stuck on her hips. Felt stupid. Then the game starts giving you these small control choices, little things that seem pointless but actually shift the way she reacts - less about points, more about power play. I hate how convincingly it pulls that feeling: being both guilty and amused. Maybe too amused. There’s something about the voice lines - tiny gasps cut off too early, dialogue jumping between naughty and shy. Sometimes it bugs out, text lagging behind the speech, and I weirdly liked that imperfection. Makes it feel human, not polished studio nonsense. I keep noticing background details no one probably cares about - like how the snow lights flicker inside a tropical hut. Totally unrealistic, and yet somehow perfect for what it’s trying to do: mixing the warm with cold, soft skin against fake snow.

The part I can’t stop thinking about isn’t even the main erotic outcome; it’s when she refuses, when the story fumbles and you have to coax her again through these dumb charm options. Trash logic, but it builds a rhythm that gets under your skin. I actually minimized Chrome once, breathing heavier than I wanted to admit. Then opened it again. That’s probably the best sign a dirty game works - it lingers, even when you pretend you’re done.

Nothing about this game feels shy. It basically throws you into this messy sci-fi city where everyone is hot, slightly broken in the head, and way too horny for their own good. You’re this guy who somehow keeps ending up in girls’ memories, like you’re scrolling through their hidden photo folder but it’s alive and talking and pressing its tits against you. One moment you’re in some neon back alley with Ellen whose boobs are so big the camera can barely keep them on screen, the next you’re stuck in Miyabi’s weird fantasy zone where she pretends everything is “for the mission” while she grinds her huge ass on your lap and calls it “combat evaluation”. It’s not subtle. I like that. Porn games that pretend they’re innocent are annoying. Here, the dick is big, the girls are stacked, everyone knows why we’re here, and it just leans into it with a stupid grin.

What I didn’t expect is how the whole “memory fragment” thing actually works in scenes. Like, you’re mid fuck with Ellen, she’s on top riding you slow, talking about how she’s “just using you as stress relief”, but then the background glitches and suddenly you see this short flash of her alone in some empty lab, staring at your picture on her phone, hand between her legs. It lasts maybe two seconds, then you’re back to her moaning in your ear and pretending she doesn’t care. That hit me harder than the actual blowjob earlier where she’s drooling all over your cock and smearing lipstick on your abs. Same with Miyabi: there’s this moment in an infiltration where you’re both hiding in a locker. She pushes you against the wall, unzips you without a word, just angry eye contact, and starts stroking you way too fast like she wants to punish you for existing. Then a little memory crack pops and you see her earlier in the day rehearsing in the mirror how she’ll “casually” ask you to stay safe. It’s dumb, I know, but my chest actually hurt for a second. Then she takes you deep and chokes on it on purpose and I forgot what I was feeling. Porn with emotional lag, basically.

The game really teases you with the parody vibe too. You open it thinking “ok, horny Zenless spoof, cool”, and suddenly you realize the dev clearly spends too much time on Pixiv and not enough touching grass. The way Ellen’s tits bounce when she leans over the console to type something that absolutely doesn’t need her bending that low, or how Miyabi’s outfit looks like it lost a fight with gravity, feels like scrolling a very specific Twitter tag at 1% battery. There’s that one scene where you’re interrogating some NPC and Ellen just casually slides her hand into your pants under the table, keeps a straight face, asks about “zone stability” while slowly jerking you off, and gives this tiny smirk every time your HP bar shakes. I actually had to pause because I was opening Telegram at the same time and almost sent my friend a screenshot of her licking your cum off her fingers as a “wrong chat” moment. Also, tiny complaint: the text box sometimes covers like half of Miyabi’s ass at the exact worst time and I swear I got more annoyed at that than at any “game over”. Still, the mix of serious sci-fi nonsense with you rearranging these girls’ guts with a pornstar cock is stupid in a way that just works. It feels like someone made a horny fanfic in Google Docs, got too into it, and accidentally turned it into something you actually want to keep clicking through even after you already got off.

Anahel looks like the kind of girl you’d expect to see carrying books and blushing at compliments, not swinging a giant axe and smashing horny demons while her tits bounce in every direction like they have their own AI. She’s this “chosen one” from some prophecy, supposed to stop ancient evil from flooding the world with corruption, but honestly half the time it feels like the corruption is just trying to get into her panties first. One minute you’re walking through a haunted forest, fog and creepy statues all serious fantasy vibe, and the next a bunch of slimy dark creatures surround her, rip part of her clothes, and you’re sitting there with your phone thinking, “yeah, ok, guess I’m saving the world with one hand now.” I like how she starts modest, shy, all covered up, but the more you mess with the story and go after this Goddess’ Heart artifact, the more the game is like “what if we just show a little more ass here, a little more underboob there.” It pretends to be noble adventure, but the camera is always five seconds away from diving right into her cleavage anyway.

The tone is actually kind of stupid in a fun way. You’ve got this dark lord planning to open a portal and enslave everyone, classic fantasy villain stuff, but his army basically looks like they escaped from a hentai meme. Lewd swarms, tentacle things, horny cultists, all trying very hard to make sure Anahel ends up used, filled, or at least dripping from something. Sometimes the humor lands, like when an important NPC is giving you a dramatic speech and the dialogue just casually mentions her “nice big ass” as if that’s part of the prophecy. Other times the jokes are a bit cringe, like the game really thinks it invented sex puns. But whatever, I still kept tapping through dialogs on my phone on the bus, pretending I was just checking WhatsApp while this “holy savior” with ridiculous big tits was getting cornered in a ruined temple. There’s this fight where you mess up a dodge and instead of simple “you lose,” Anahel ends up pinned to a stone altar by these demon hands, her armor shredded off, moaning and trying to resist as the scene just gets wetter and more detailed. I hated how long that animation lasted, but also I let it play three times in a row.

What I like is that even when it’s trying to be dramatic about fate and destiny, it never forgets the real point: Anahel is in constant danger of being fucked senseless by anything that crawls out of the portal. The fantasy setting gives just enough excuse for crazy outfits and silly magic scenes. One second you’re reading about ancient relics, the next an “artifact examination” turns into her pressing her huge tits around some glowing crystal while it reacts to her body heat in very specific places. The 2D art has this hentai vibe that doesn’t pretend to be high art, just straight to the point, soft curves, big ass, every position framed like a lewd screenshot you’d send to the wrong Telegram chat by accident. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you want to see more teasing and the game jumps straight to penetration, or it keeps you in a long dungeon where nothing sexy happens for too long and you start scrolling Instagram out of habit. But when it decides to turn horny, it really goes for it. Corruption edging in, clothes falling apart, messed-up “save the world by letting it fuck you a little” vibes that feel dirty in that guilty browser-history way. The story keeps telling you “don’t let evil penetrate the world,” and all I could think half the time was “yeah, but evil is definitely penetrating Anahel first.” In a good way. Or bad. I forgot which.

This thing feels like someone mashed a horny gacha, a cheap board game from a dusty attic, and a folder of AI smut that escaped from Stable Diffusion at night. You just hit the die, watch the little token hop along the path, and every square is basically asking: are you patient enough to earn that ass, or are you going to get teased with a blur again. It looks so simple you almost feel stupid for how long you keep clicking. It’s like snakes and ladders if the only snake is in your pants and the ladders are made of big tits and half-hidden nipples that refuse to come into focus until you find their “proper” version. I kinda love how dumb it is. I kinda hate how dumb it is. Both at same time, brain and dick arguing like two drunk philosophers.

The whole clothed / nude / blurred thing is the core kink here, more than any “story.” You land on a clothed girl first and later see her nude, it feels like you actually unwrapped something. Like you saw her on Insta first, then somehow ended up in her OnlyFans, but all compressed into a couple of dice rolls. If you hit the nude square before her clothed one, you get this blurry, half-invisible version that sits in your gallery like an accusation. You know she has huge tits, or at least AI thinks she does, but it’s like soft censorship, only the censor is your own impatience. It reminded me of striptease in older literature, weirdly, like in Nabokov where half of the erotic charge is in what you’re not allowed to see clearly yet, except here the author is an algorithm and the plot is “you rolled a 3.” Some of the girls look kind of same-face, like the usual AI pout, gravity-defying big ass and weirdly smooth skin with that uncanny porn-magazine lighting, and once in a while you spot a little glitch in the hair or a finger that’s a bit off, and instead of killing the mood it just makes the whole thing feel more dirty, like you’re jerking off in a backroom of Midjourney. It annoyed me that one particular girl with the best ass in the set kept showing up only as blur for me, like the game knew I wanted her and decided to cockblock on purpose. I rolled past the same boring square three times, got a pair of tits I didn’t even like that much, then finally unlocked her clothed version randomly from a different tile, and that weird delayed reward felt more intense than it had any right to. There is no strategy here, no tactical choice, nothing deep, but your brain still builds little narratives between those squares: she’s shy, she’s playing hard to get, she’s already naked in your gallery but hidden behind fog until you “meet” her properly with clothes on. Total bullshit psychologically, but it works.

What’s funny is how the game pretends to be about randomness while actually being about completionism. You’re not just rolling for porn, you’re rolling to fill a gallery of bodies, like a pervy version of collecting cards in Gwent or catching girls instead of Pokémon. Twenty one girls, double versions, and your inner librarian wakes up and starts screaming that the set is incomplete. I had that moment where I wasn’t even that turned on anymore, just vaguely annoyed that there were still blurred thumbnails sitting there like locked archive pages in some digital Sade notebook. It made me think of old erotic literature where half the fun is chasing the forbidden page or the missing chapter, except here the missing chapter is a big ass that refuses to unblur until RNG says ok. Sometimes the die falls and you land on a square with a girl you already have nude, and it feels totally useless and still you stare again, re-reading the same “page” like an idiot, looking for something new in the curves the AI typed onto her body. I wish there was some twist to the board, like risky branches or punishment loops, but also the stupid linearity is kind of the point: you go in circles around a track of horny images like a dog chasing its own tail, but the tail has giant AI-generated tits. It’s lazy, it’s repetitive, it’s strangely effective, and the worst part is that the girls you like most are always the ones the die refuses to land on, like some cruel little erotic joke between you and a random number generator that secretly knows exactly what you came here to see.