Kazuma finally gets to be the horny dirtbag the anime kept teasing, and honestly, it feels right. Adventurer Trainer throws you into Axel again, but instead of just watching Aqua be useless, you actually get to manage your days, grind a bit, talk shit to people, then end the day buried in some poor girl's pussy if you play your cards right. It runs in Ren’py, but it doesn’t feel like one of those lazy click-next-and-fap games, because half the time you’re juggling quests, gold, and figuring out how to not die to frogs while also trying to get Megumin to stop exploding everything and actually sit still long enough for you to undress her. The game is kind of ugly on purpose sometimes, like the UI just exists and doesn't care if you like it, and somehow that fits. It’s like those scuffed uploads you watch on Pornhub in incognito: rough around the edges, but you keep watching anyway because it pushes the right buttons. One moment you’re laughing at Aqua crying again, the next you’re balls deep in a fully animated scene with her squirming and whining and you’re thinking “yeah, this is exactly how this should go.”

What really hooked me was how often the game lets you be an asshole. You can play Kazuma as a semi-decent human, sure, but why would you, when the dialog clearly wants you to be a bit of a creep? There’s this event where you push Darkness into this heavy BDSM-flavored training and she pretends to be offended while literally shaking in place, begging for more abuse in that classic masochist paladin way. The writing feels like someone who actually watched Konosuba and then went “ok, but make it horny as fuck.” And then went too far. In a good way. I never thought I’d care about picking stats in a porn game, but here I am min-maxing luck so I can get better loot and also unlock just slightly more humiliating outcomes in some scenes. The romance part is funny because it's romantic only if your idea of romance is bullying girls you like until they moan your name; still, the banter is nice, sometimes even sweet when you’re alone with Rem and the tone suddenly softens and you’re like “wait, when did this stop being just porn.” It doesn’t, of course, because a few lines later you’re pounding her from behind and she’s whimpering into a pillow. The best part is how your daily choices end up stacking into little surprises. Like, I spent way too long working the guild counter, sending random adventurers to die, mostly for the money, then suddenly a chain unlocked and I’m getting thanked in a private room by a very grateful girl in a very unholy way. I could complain that the grind gets a bit annoying, or that the tavern background music loop made me mute the tab in Chrome out of spite and never turn it back on, but then I hit another animated H-scene where Megumin’s thighs are shaking and her voice is cracking and my brain kinda forgot I was annoyed at anything at all.

First thing that hit me with Trick or Tease is how it feels like some horny shitpost someone made after scrolling too much Twitter in October, but then it actually kinda works. It’s literally just a tiny Halloween story: three girls in costumes, bored of normal party stuff, decide that instead of candy they want a married guy in a Batman suit. They show up on his porch, he’s trying to be this “good husband” type, they tease him, they push, and in ten minutes you go from “cute cosplay banter” to “ok that marriage is dead, rest in peace.” If you like clean, nice, pure romance, yeah this is not it. The best part for me is how quick it drops the mask. One of the girls is in this maid uniform that looks like something straight from those cheap cosplay sets on Amazon, all short skirt and useless little apron, and she uses it like a weapon. She’s flirting, bending, pressing her thighs around him, doing that “oops did I drop something” trick again and again until you’re like man, just fuck already, stop pretending this is about pumpkin decorations.

I like sad stuff, and the cheating angle here is just mean in a fun way. They keep mentioning his wife, not in a deep way, more like a running joke. “Is your wife home?” “She trusts you, right?” And Batman guy is trying to hold himself back, but you literally watch him fail in real time. The game doesn’t waste time on choices, there is no “good end” where he stays loyal. It’s all kinetic, you just click through and watch him sink deeper. At some point one of the girls climbs on his lap on that porch chair, still in costume top, tits half out, and you see his resolve just melt. They’re laughing, touching, pushing his boundaries, and he’s already too turned on to care. The animations are short but punchy: hips grinding in his lap, her maid skirt flipping up, his hands shaking while he moves her panties aside. And I swear the sound of that stupid plastic Halloween decoration in the background annoyed the shit out of me, but they keep cutting back to it like it’s watching the whole thing. I’m still mad about that crow, or raven, whatever it is.

The cosplay theme is actually kinda hot because it never goes into deep lore. The “Batman” thing is just there as a costume, not some big parody where they overdo the jokes. There’s this quick part where one girl in, I think, a succubus outfit, licks the fake bat logo on his chest and calls him “hero” in this mocking tone, and I felt bad for him and horny at the same time. He’s clearly not some giga-chad, more like a normal dude that picked the wrong house to sit in front of. The girls are the ones in control, especially the maid. She moves from teasing to straight-up riding him on the porch while the others cheer her on, and he keeps glancing at the door like he expects his wife to come out, but nobody does. The camera likes close-ups: panties sliding aside, messy kisses, cum dripping on costume fabric at the end. It’s not romantic, it’s not sweet. It’s dirty, a bit cruel, and very fast, like a quick jerk session between scrolling TikTok and opening Discord. I kinda wish it was longer, but also I like that it just hits that “oh shit he really cheated outside his own house with three Halloween sluts” beat and then cuts off. Also, there’s a pumpkin somewhere that keeps changing place between shots, and it drove me insane.

Steve wakes up in this blocky sex world like he’s spawned inside some teenager’s wet dream that never got a QA pass. Everything is made of cubes, including the girls, but the game kind of leans into the absurd instead of pretending to be serious. You click through scenes, pick dialogue options, occasionally move him around map-style, and it’s all basically an excuse to watch him try to fuck every redhead, elf, and weird villager girl with square tits. The writing pretends to be this epic adventure, but it’s more like: “walk three steps, crack a joke about wood, accidentally end up balls-deep in some pixel babe who talks like she’s been watching too much Pornhub.” It’s trashy, shameless, and totally self-aware, and that’s kind of the only thing that makes it work. I actually laughed at one line where Steve tries to explain “crafting a relationship” like it’s a pickaxe recipe and then immediately just rails her against a wall. He’s not a hero, he’s a horny idiot with plot armor.

From ethical side though, I have to be honest, the monetization feels like a creeper hiding behind a tree. The game looks silly and cheap on purpose, but then it pokes you with “extra scenes” and “bonus routes” that are clearly tuned to make you either grind boring clicks or pull out a credit card. It’s not loot boxes, but it has that same energy of “you’re already horny, you won’t think too much, just pay a little to see Steve fuck the extra redhead in the cave.” That kind of manipulative design annoys me more than any explicit content. If you put sex front and center, cool, we’re all adults here. But don’t pretend the choices are deep when some routes are practically locked behind micro-pain. And yeah, I know other adult games do way worse, but at least some of them are honest about being cash traps. This one hides behind jokes and parody, like “haha, Minecraft but horny,” while still squeezing for extra coins. I had this moment where I finished a pretty funny scene, and instead of a clean end, it pops a prompt hinting I missed the “premium doggy variation.” At that point it stopped feeling like a dumb fun fantasy and more like a very horny version of Candy Crush tactics. Still, the idea of a blocky guy banging his way through a stupid world ruled by cubes and bad puns is weirdly charming. It just makes me wish the dev trusted their own humor and porn more than their wallet.

The earthquake drill thing is such a weird plot device, honestly. Like, who thought "natural disaster simulation" would be the perfect meet-cute scenario? But whatever, it gets you roommates with Riley and that's where things get interesting. This femboy graphic designer has serious emotional baggage - the kind that makes you want to both protect him and corrupt him at the same time. His whole deal about being harassed and discriminated against feels real enough, even if the setup is janky.

Riley's got this vulnerable thing going on that hits different. He's not just some stereotypical uwu softboy - there's actual depth here with his insecurity about his work, his sexuality, his place in the world. The visual novel mechanics are pretty standard fare, nothing groundbreaking, but the writing around his character development surprised me. When he opens up about his past relationships and the shit he's dealt with, it doesn't feel like cheap trauma porn. Though I gotta say, some of the dialogue choices are weirdly specific - like why can I ask him about his skincare routine but not his actual job stress?

The adult content builds naturally instead of just throwing sex scenes at you every five minutes. Riley's sexual awakening feels earned, especially when he starts getting more confident and assertive. The art style works well for what it's trying to do, though I wish there were more clothing options during the... interactive moments. Also, why does every yaoi game have to make such a big deal about who's topping? Like, switches exist, developers. The emotional payoff when Riley finally trusts you enough to be completely vulnerable is genuinely sweet, even if the path there involves some questionable dialogue trees. Could use more variety in the intimate scenes though - feels like they ran out of steam halfway through development.