Lara is already a walking fetish for half the internet, so seeing her dropped into this tiny horny forest scenario actually felt weirdly on-brand. She’s not raiding temples here, she’s just tired, lost between some samey trees, and you show up as exactly the kind of guy who would have an entire folder of her on his phone. The setup is dirt simple: she’s stranded, you’re the creepy fan who’s been stalking her route, and somewhere in your pocket is the magic code that calls in a helicopter. No big tomb puzzle, no ancient artifact, just one very modern trade: if she wants out, she has to make it worth your while. It’s all focused on that one dirty little power imbalance. She’s the famous adventurer with big tits and tight shorts, you’re the nobody with signal on his phone. The game leans into that hard, like fanfiction that escaped a DeviantArt page and accidentally learned how to be interactive.

What I liked is how direct it is. No fake morality, no “are we the bad guys?” monologue, just clear horny logic: she’s exhausted, she’s desperate, and you have leverage. The forest background barely changes, but it kind of helps. Feels like you both slipped out of the real Tomb Raider story into the sleazy hidden route you’d never see on Steam. The core scenes hit all the expected Lara fantasies: her big boobs framed in that tight top, that ass bending over when she’s “checking the map,” that moment where she stops arguing and her face changes from annoyed to calculating. You get a couple of choices that change how rough or cocky you act, but it never goes full branching route. It’s more like you’re nudging the vibe of one scene instead of choosing a whole storyline. There was a moment where she’s on her knees, mud on her legs, hair messed up from running through the jungle, and the game lets you pause just a bit longer than feels comfortable. That one beat, where she’s waiting for your answer, kind of sold the whole thing to me. And yeah, the tits look great, big and soft and a bit exaggerated, like someone drew them from memory using one hand.

I do wish they did something slightly smarter with the “password” idea. They set it up like there could be a twist, or maybe a fake-out where you never had the code at all, but no, it’s just your horny ticket out. At the same time, that dumb simplicity is part of the charm. It feels like one of those old browser games you found by accident in an Internet Explorer window behind a minimized homework tab, where nobody cared about deep systems, they just wanted to see Lara kneel and suck cock. The pacing is strange in a good way: it rushes you through the setup, then suddenly lingers on the blowjob, then speeds through the ending like it just remembered you probably need to clear your history. I played it on Chrome, alt-tabbing between this and Telegram, and every time a notification popped up right as Lara went down on me, I thought: yeah, this is exactly the level of shame this game is built for. There’s a small issue with how the text sometimes overlaps her chest and makes it harder to, you know, properly enjoy the view, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I just kept going and never actually tried to fix it. In the end, you punch in the code, the chopper gets called, and she’s there with that “am I really doing this for a ride?” look on her face while you use her one more time like she’s just another dirty secret between the trees. It’s trashy, rushed, kinda janky, way too horny for how short it is, and it feels exactly like something a sweaty Lara fan would hack together after binging porn on their lunch break.

Game feels like someone took every horny teenage fantasy about “what if Lara actually lost for once” and just went with it, no brakes. You start with her already caught, tied up, all dirty from the jungle, breathing heavy like she still thinks she can get out. Spoiler: she can’t. That’s the whole mood. She’s not the smug badass here, she’s the trophy. Boobs bouncing all over the place, sweat on the skin, little details on her abs and thigh muscles that make her look strong but completely fucked at the same time. It’s that nasty mix of power and humiliation that hits kinda hard if you’re into sad endings. She looks like she should be the main character, but the game treats her like a toy, like the “game over” screen that never ends and just keeps getting filthier. There’s guessing stuff going on, little choices where you try things on her body and see how far you can push it, and half the fun is failing on purpose because the “wrong” answer just means more punishment scenes. Felt like a dumb hentai quiz show in my browser, but with Tomb Raider getting railed instead of winning prizes.

One thing that really got me is how the tools change the vibe. Click on something that looks harmless and suddenly she’s moaning through gritted teeth, trying not to react, then losing it when you keep going. There’s this moment where she’s trying to twist her hips away and you’re just like “nope, stay there” and keep pushing, and the animation sells it way better than I expected for this kind of thing. I had a Pornhub tab open in the background and just forgot about it completely because watching her go from pissed off to wrecked is way more entertaining than some random sex tape. Also, small thing, but the sound when her gear gets ripped off is so stupidly satisfying, like the game really wants you to enjoy stripping her more than the actual fucking. The rhythm of everything is weird too, in a good way: quick hits of interaction, then longer scenes where you just sit and watch her take it, then back to poking around for the next thing to use on her. I kept thinking “ok, one more click and I’m done” and then suddenly I’m trying every option just to see how many ways she can be used while tied up and helpless. And I still kinda wish there was at least one moment where she wins, but no, the game is like “nah, she’s ruined, deal with it,” which honestly makes it hotter.

Lara looks like she’s walked straight out of the older Tomb Raider games, all smug and sure of herself, tight top, short shorts, that stupid little smirk that says “I’m in control.” Yeah, not here. Here she’s lost in the jungle, wet from the rain, mud on her legs, breathing a bit faster than she wants to show, and you come in like some fake hero with a hard-on and a bullshit story. The whole thing feels twisted in a pretty hot way, because the game really leans into the humiliation. You’re not some romantic guy. You basically gaslight her and sweet talk her at the same time, telling her it’s “for her own good,” that you need to check her body for injuries, that she should undress, that she should “relax her muscles” while your cock is already pushing inside her. It’s fucked, it’s dirty, and they know exactly what they’re doing.

The best part is that slow build where she still tries to act like the famous archeologist, trying to keep dignity while you just push her deeper into this mess. One moment she’s arguing with you, saying it’s not necessary, that she’s fine, and the next moment you’ve got her pinned against a tree and her tits are out, nipples hard and bouncing with every rough thrust. There’s this little pause when you start fucking her from behind, and she looks back with that confused, half-angry, half-turned-on face, and you realize the game is really about that exact expression. She keeps talking like she hates you, but her body is already giving up. The moans start slipping between the insults, her legs start to shake a little, ass pushing back on your cock even as she mutters that this is wrong. That shift, from proud Lara Croft to your personal cum dump in a jungle clearing, is way more satisfying than it should be. And kind of disturbing if you think too much, so yeah, don’t.

Then there’s the whole condom trick. Game just straight tells you your real goal is to fuck her raw and fill her. It’s not about “have sex with Lara,” it’s “knock Lara the fuck up without her noticing.” You roll the condom on, thrust into that tight pussy, and the whole time you’re looking for the right moment to pull it off. You feel like an absolute bastard, and the game clearly enjoys making you one. She’s riding you, bouncing on your cock, sweat and mud on her skin, hair sticking to her face, and you’re trying to time it, sliding the rubber off while she’s too busy moaning and grabbing your shoulders. The dirty talk doesn’t help; she starts begging you not to cum inside her, which just makes it hotter when you finally slam her down, hold her hips, and blow a thick load deep into her unprotected pussy. The creampie is messy, you see it leaking out around your shaft, and she’s panting, clueless that you just bred her on purpose. They even tease that she’ll walk away later, still thinking she “escaped” with her honor, while your cum sits warm in her womb, doing exactly what you wanted. Kind of like those porn memes where the bad ending is actually the best part. It’s cruel, it’s cheap, it’s kinda trashy. I kept telling myself “ok, this is too much” while still going for another round just to watch that cock disappear in her ass and pussy again and again.