There’s something weirdly hypnotic about this one. Maybe it’s the way the story pretends to care about training or discipline, but every scene just turns into a slow slide into something filthier than the last. The girls act like they’re trying to impress you, but half the time it feels like they’re daring you to lose control. Hinata’s quiet voice hits harder than it should, like she’s whispering something she’s not supposed to say. And Ino - god, she’s written like she knows she’s in a parody and is just rolling with it. I kept expecting the game to break the fourth wall, but it never does, it just stares back at you like, “Yeah, you’re still here, huh?”

The mobile version runs smoother than I thought, though the sound loops are a bit off - someone really needs to fix that moan that cuts mid-breath, it’s driving me nuts. Not in the good way. The scenes with Tsunade are ridiculous, like they were designed by someone who’s never seen gravity in action, but that’s kind of the charm. There’s a moment with Mei that almost feels tender, until the dialogue reminds you this is a slave trainer fantasy and tenderness doesn’t belong here. I liked that contradiction, actually. It’s filthy and fake and still manages to hit something real for a second before yanking it away.

I wish they’d done more with the Scooby-Doo crossover joke; it shows up once, then disappears like it was embarrassed to be there. Also, why does every character blink at different speeds? It’s unsettling. But when the camera lingers on Sarada’s smirk, you forget everything else. The writing slips between awkward and accidentally poetic, like a drunk confession. And even though I’d never admit it out loud, I caught myself replaying the Hinata route just to hear her break that one line again - it’s wrong, and it’s perfect.

You start as this so-called Pro Hero who got wrecked hard enough to actually die, then wakes up in his own past with his body intact and his brain full of red flags. It sounds epic, but the game honestly treats it more like “yeah whatever, go back to U.A. and stare at hot girls in tight uniforms.” The tone is funny like that. Everyone knows you as this experienced hero, but you are walking around halls, clicking on doors, poking at stuff in classrooms, basically grinding through a point & click loop while you try not to just immediately jerk off in every scene. It’s kind of cool and kind of dumb at the same time. That’s the charm, I guess. Or the problem.

Because once you start actually interacting with the girls, the “serious time travel mystery” thing just slides into the background and your brain turns into horny mashed potatoes. You bump into Ochaco, she’s nervous, you “accidentally” help her with some training, your hands end up exactly where they shouldn’t. The writing goes from normal school talk to “oh fuck” in like two text boxes. Momo is all composed and proper, then suddenly she is doing this flustered, shy exhibitionist thing in a classroom while you are clearly taking advantage of the situation. It feels wrong in the right way. Toga shows up and every line she has is unhinged cute psycho energy that makes you think “yeah, I absolutely should not like this” while still clicking the dirtiest options. They really lean into the groping and teasing, but it’s not like a quick loop, you have to actually work the scenes, move the cursor, find the right spots, wait for the next stage to unlock. The voyeur stuff is strong too: you peeking from behind doors, watching girls touch themselves, or catching Midnight in a moment where you know you should walk away and you obviously don’t. There is this one scene with Hagakure that hits in a weird way, because she is invisible and you are basically reacting to moans and floating clothes while your hand is doing exactly what you think it is. Very pervy, very on brand for this universe in a messed up fan way.

The game flow is slow and clicky, like some old Flash porn game some guy uploaded on Newgrounds after too much Red Bull. You walk around the school, trigger events, get sent to bed, repeat. The lewd payoff is really good when you hit something big, like a handjob from Mina in some semi-public place where she’s pretending it’s just “training,” but sometimes it feels like the dev just wanted you to wander until you get horny enough to accept anything. There are moments where you’re doing light training or “improving your quirk” just to unlock another excuse to grab someone’s ass. It pretends it’s about you trying to avoid your death in the future, but you’ll probably remember more about that first time Jiro’s cool rock girl facade breaks while she’s jerking you off with this embarrassed look, or when Tsuyu’s quiet little lines hit harder than expected while she slides her hand under your pants during “private training by the pool.” You click through dialogues, you open the same rooms too many times, you miss one timing and no scene for that day, and yeah, the pacing can be annoying. But then Midnight bends over her desk in a way that makes your whole moral system crash, and suddenly you forget you wanted better navigation or more clean UI or that one tiny sound effect that loops slightly off beat and starts to drive you insane. Anyway, if you go in, just take it slow, poke every corner of the school, talk to girls more than once per day, save often, and lean into the pervy hero role completely. The game clearly wants you to be the guy who peeks, gropes, and “accidentally” helps every girl reach exactly the kind of climax that has nothing to do with hero work.

You know that quiet point in a long relationship where everything’s kinda fine but also kinda dead inside? That’s where this game lives. You play as Mila, this pretty normal girl who’s been with the same guy since school, and instead of breaking up or doing therapy like a sane person, her brain just starts wandering into all the filthy corners she pretended she never had. The whole thing is written like someone slowly losing their sexual filter. One scene she’s just bored on the couch, scrolling on her phone, half-watching some series on Netflix, and a couple hours later she’s in front of a mirror, panties around her ankles, trying not to moan too loud because she’s imagining her boyfriend watching her get wrecked by someone else. It escalates like that a lot. Not in a big dramatic way, more like “oh shit, this went further than I planned” over and over.

The paths are where the game really messes with your head. Loyal route is still horny as hell, it’s not some PG “good girl” option. You still get anal, toys, a lot of teasing, some proper choking and spanking, dirty talking in your ear, that kind of stuff. It just stays inside the couple and focuses on them waking up again, with Mila taking turns being bratty and then just melting when he finally grows a spine and pins her to the bed. There’s this POV blowjob scene where she keeps eye contact way too long, drool on her chin, and the voice acting has this little breathy laugh that kinda hits harder than the actual cum shot. The NTR and sharing stuff is where it gets nasty though. You get that gross hot feeling in your chest when she walks into a bar in that short dress, pretending she’s “just flirting a bit”, and suddenly there’s a dude’s hand on her ass and you can choose to pull back or… not. Watching her bend over in front of another guy, trying to look confident while she’s clearly embarrassed and turned on, is very much the vibe here. Humiliation, ahegao faces, getting called out for being a slut while she moans louder, all of that. There’s a scene with a footjob on a hotel bed while her boyfriend is on a video call, and if fucked up guilt mixed with arousal is your thing, that one stays in your head after you close the tab.

The art sits in that 2D CG plus AI-touched zone where sometimes her face looks unbelievably hot and sometimes you stare at a detail like a weird toe and can’t unsee it. Animations help a lot though, especially during anal scenes where you actually feel the rhythm and you see her clench and twitch instead of just reading about it. Sounds are hit and miss; some moans are legit good, like the kind that make you pause your Spotify because you want to hear them clear, others feel copy-pasted, but when the VA nails that mix of shame and pleasure, it’s killer. I played super pacifist in a way: always picking the less aggressive options, trying to avoid the full-on “ruin her life” choices, and the story still dragged me into some nasty corruption bits. There’s this one moment where she’s masturbating on the balcony at night, half naked, clearly visible if anyone looks up, and afterward she just goes back inside like nothing happened, fixing her hair while you know she’s soaked. That tiny detail of her wiping her fingers on the curtain annoyed me for some reason and I kept thinking about it, but I also kinda loved that they put it in. The game is basically like that curtain. A little dirty, kind of wrong, but you still keep looking.

Naruto: Family Vacation sounds innocent until it isn’t. The thing starts like some casual summer getaway - sun, sand, family, all that “wholesome” crap - but five minutes in, you realize this trip’s got nothing to do with bonding over campfires. It’s a messy, sweaty, unapologetic fantasy playground where every familiar face from the Hidden Leaf seems to have left their morals (and most of their clothes) at home. You’re the guy in the middle of it all, watching Hinata try to keep her calm while her sister teases her, Tsunade pretending she’s too mature for this before she’s the loudest one moaning, and Ino doing that thing with her tongue that makes you forget your own damn name. It’s not subtle, and it doesn’t try to be.

What’s wild is how it mixes that goofy parody vibe with moments that feel way too personal. Like, you’re watching Sakura give a footjob while Naruto’s voice echoes from another room, and it hits you - this is both ridiculous and kinda hot in a way you didn’t expect. The art style helps; it’s got that soft, hand-drawn feel that makes even the dirtiest scenes look almost sweet. Almost. There’s a voyeur thing going on too - you catch scenes you weren’t supposed to see, like Temari sneaking into Shikamaru’s room or Mei Terumi playing with a toy that looks like it came from another dimension. It’s all a bit chaotic, but that’s part of the charm.

Sometimes it feels like the game’s trolling you - one moment you’re deep in a BDSM scene with ropes and blindfolds, next you’re watching Boruto walk by eating ramen like nothing’s happening. It’s absurd, horny, and kind of brilliant in its own broken way. The pacing’s weird, the dialogue swings between hot and hilariously bad, but somehow that just makes it feel more real. Like a dirty secret you shouldn’t be enjoying this much, but you keep clicking anyway.