You drop into this thing as some rando mutant with a grab bag of superpowers and zero self-control, and the game basically asks, “ok, which X-babe are you corrupting first?” There’s no slow build, it just kind of throws you into the mansion vibe, with Kitty sneaking around walls, Rogue acting all “don’t touch me” and then totally letting you touch her anyway if you play your cards right, and Jean pretending she’s too important for your shit while clearly not being that strong against a bit of psychic teasing. It feels like a horny sandbox fanfic that someone made interactive after scrolling through way too many hentai tabs on Chrome. In a good way. Mostly.

The whole thing runs like a messy fantasy roleplay where you’re half student, half walking sex cheat code. One moment you’re in a “training session” with Storm, and she’s lecturing you about focus and discipline, then five dialogue clicks later she’s using lightning to pin you in place while she jerks you off slow, like she’s testing how long you can last under pressure. Kitty is peak brat energy: phasing in halfway through a scene, sitting on your lap like it’s nothing, then clipping out of your grip right when you’re about to blow, just to make you chase her through the mansion corridors. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like a scene looks like it’s building to a full-on threesome and suddenly you get kicked back to wandering around again. And the UI has this tiny button in the corner that you always forget, and it hides important stuff, and somehow that annoys more than it should.

There’s this “corruption” angle that sneaks up on you. At first you flirt, goof around, maybe get a handjob from Rogue while she struggles with her powers and gloves, and it feels kind of romantic in a fucked-up way. Then you realize you’ve slowly pushed her into public blowjob territory in the Danger Room while alarms flash red and robots spawn in the background. Jean starts as the classic redhead moral compass, but give her enough psychic pressure and she goes from lecture mode to “fine, I’ll sit on your face, but only to keep you quiet” in like three visits. Storm is accidentally the best milf in the game, all strict teacher energy with that calm, heavy-ass presence. Half the time I caught myself clicking through dialogue too fast, then going back like an idiot because the teasing lines actually carry the scenes. There are monster girls and weirder mutant stuff too, like the game forgot it was an X-Men parody and wandered into hentai swamp for a while, which honestly fits. Sometimes it feels like a horny fever dream cooked up on a broken phone during a commute, other times it hits that perfect sweet spot where you’re juggling a harem of big-titted superwomen and thinking “yeah, this is exactly the kind of trash my brain wanted today.”

Guy inherits a crappy old apartment building, thinks he is just going to collect rent and clean clogged pipes, and suddenly the place starts acting like it has a dirty mind of its own. That is pretty much the energy of My Place Is Cursed. You play this dude who moves into his grandfather’s place as the new manager, and the building kind of… watches you. You walk down the hallway, lights flicker, doors half open on their own, you catch glimpses of skin from gaps that are probably not “accidental.” It feels like the walls are trying to cockblock you and help you at the same time. One moment you swear some ghost is messing with your phone, next moment the “curse” basically hands you a view of a tenant quietly touching herself in her room with the curtains very not closed. The whole thing is like those late night porn banners that somehow know exactly what you like, but here it’s a haunted house with rent contracts.

What made it hit me a bit is how it feels kinda like those early browser porn games I tried in high school on Internet Explorer, with pop-ups everywhere and flash player crashing, but sharpened up and actually animated. The dev clearly loves big curves, because the first big event that stuck in my head is when you “check on a water leak” and this tenant opens the door with a towel barely holding on her huge tits, towel falls, and the game actually lets you linger. Not just a quick CG, you get that slow animated bounce, this nice heavy motion that looks dirty but playful too. There is a scene where you sit with her on the shabby couch, she pretends she is just “cold,” then her hand slides into your lap, and the game plays it long, with that drawn out handjob where you see every little jerk and squeeze. I liked that the camera is kind of voyeur style, like you are watching from the corner of the room, not in some perfect porn studio angle. Later you catch her masturbating in her room, lying on her stomach, ass in the air, big ass filling the screen while she rubs herself, and you have this choice to knock or just keep spying. Of course I just watched like a creep and felt a bit bad, but the game absolutely knows that is the point. The “curse” plays with you, moves doors, shifts objects, gives you those little peeping chances that feel wrong and hot at same time, and then acts surprised when you use them. The writing is simple, sometimes weird, but it adds to that vibe like you are reading horny notes from some pervert landlord who learned English on hentai subs and TikTok comments. It’s not trying to be deep, it just wants to get you horny, and honestly it works most when it stops pretending it’s a normal story and lets you be the guy who is half scared of the building and half grateful for how often girls forget to close their curtains.

Naruto has confronted many challengers over time, and never was he ever on the brink of total defeat like now. What kind of mysterious rival stands before him? You are the one stepping into this world.

Transported from an alternate reality, you immediately know the ins and outs of this world. You’re aware of who might join your side, and who will stand in your way as opponents. This understanding grants you an overwhelming upper hand, and only you decide how to use it.

How about assembling a powerful group of kunoichi by your side? Select your partners with strategy, as every move influences your destiny. Engage in electrifying fights, and dominate the battlefield with clever moves, expanding your control and presence in this world.

More than just battles, you’ll navigate lust, trust, and complex relationships. Connections run wild and unpredictable here. Are you ready to claim both affection and dominance?

Welcome to a universe where combat and carnal desires intertwine. Only your decisions will write your legacy. Time to show who truly rules here. Dive in and become the ultimate force shaping this saga.

Guy just wants to chill at home with his phone, scroll a bit of Twitter, maybe lose another match in Clash Royale, and then suddenly this hot red-eyed assassin-mom type walks into his life and basically says: “I need a fake boyfriend. I’ll do anything.” The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle about it. One second you’re some random dude, the next you’re staring at this Spy x Family parody version of Yor who is way too polite, way too shy, and somehow also ready to sleep with you to keep her cover. It’s like the anime if someone removed the brakes, the kid, the husband, and left only horny awkward tension.

The whole thing runs as a sandbox dating sim on your phone, so it kind of feels like you’re texting and hanging out with her instead of being dragged through a long VN script. You tap around the apartment, poke at her routines, pick dumb dialogue options just to see if she blushes or offers to “repay” you again for something tiny, like buying her a coffee. Sometimes you choose a line that looks innocent, and suddenly you’re in a sex scene where she’s on top, trying way too hard to act like a normal girlfriend while riding you raw. Fully animated, by the way, with this slightly janky 3D look that somehow makes it hotter because it feels like a bootleg porn clip your friend sent on Telegram. Her body language looks a bit off in some loops, but then her tits bounce in just the right moment and your brain stops caring.

What I liked is how the “romance” and the porn keep tripping over each other. You can play the nice supportive partner who helps her practice her cover story, teaches her how to act more casual in public, asks about her missions, all that. She gets clingy, genuinely tender, apologizes for using you, kisses you like she actually loves you. And out of nowhere she’ll whisper something like, “I must satisfy my boyfriend, right?” and you’re back in vaginal sex with her moaning like she’s trying not to alert the neighbors. There are little choices where you decide if you push her harder, treat her more like a sex tool, or try to protect her, and the vibe in the scenes shifts. Same bed, different Yor. One path, she begs for your cum because she’s terrified to lose the fake relationship; on another, she’s more confident, still goofy, still stabbing dudes on the side, but she’s the one pulling you by the collar and using your cock to unwind after a mission.

The spy part is barely there, just small dialogue lines and some outfits, but somehow that makes it funnier. She shows up in lingerie that looks like someone tried to design “stealth underwear” in Photoshop at 3% opacity. There’s this one moment where you come home, she’s in an apron cooking, and if you play it right, it goes from domestic slice-of-life to her bending over the counter with cum dripping down her thighs while she insists dinner will not get cold. I got annoyed that you can’t poke at every single background object, like there’s a knife set just begging for some spy roleplay and the game does nothing with it, but I kept tapping it anyway like a monkey. Also, the mobile interface is pretty good until your thumb hits the skip button by accident in the middle of a really good loop and you want to scream, but whatever. You reload, pick a slightly different choice, and suddenly she reacts another way, blushes deeper, or starts calling you by some cheesy petname that somehow works. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy in the best way, like watching a fan-made porn edit of Yor that suddenly remembers it can let you decide what she does next.