Didn’t expect a parody game about cartoon moms and princesses to hit that weird sweet spot between trashy and oddly sincere, but here we are. It starts all innocent - bright colors, the kind of smooth animation that screams “safe for work” for about five seconds before the camera decides it’s not. The first scene with Violet trying to figure herself out (and failing, spectacularly) caught me off guard. She fumbles, she blushes, she *asks questions* like a real person instead of a scripted puppet. Then Helen shows up, and the tone flips. Suddenly it’s not awkward anymore, it’s charged - like someone turned the thermostat up but forgot to tell the characters. I laughed once, then shut up quick. Didn’t expect to feel anything, honestly.

The transitions are too slow, though. Like, you can feel the kinetic novel format dragging its feet sometimes, holding poses too long between lines. But the writing sneaks up on you - it’s not clever, but it’s self-aware enough to poke fun at itself. Elsa and Anna showing up later? Total chaos. The kind of chaos that makes you question who’s actually in control - the player, the “director,” or the girls themselves just deciding they’re done pretending. There’s one scene - you’ll know when you see it - where everything goes from soft kisses to something much rougher, and you can practically hear the line snapping between “curious” and “corrupted.” And yeah, the POV angles are shameless, but that’s kind of the point. It’s not pretending to be art, even when it accidentally becomes it for a frame or two.

What sticks isn’t the sex (though, okay, the anal bit was animated way too well for a parody). It’s that weird emotional aftertaste - like watching a bootleg Disney ending where nobody gets redeemed, they just get *real*. The soundtrack fades out, the light lingers on sweat-slick skin, and you realize the game never promised catharsis, just exposure. And somehow, that’s more honest than most “serious” adult titles trying to act profound.

Izuku here is not that smiling cinnamon roll from the anime. This version of him wakes up in a twisted isekai-style remix of UA where being a “hero” is more like managing your own harem while pretending everything is still about justice. You start out weak and kind of pathetic, which is perfect, because the whole fun is slowly watching him slide from “I wanna save everyone” to “okay but I also really wanna fuck everyone.” The game throws you straight into familiar faces with very unfamiliar attitudes: Ochako flirting way too hard over something simple like training, Tsuyu letting those deadpan lines drop while her hand is doing anything but heroic stuff, Mina teasing like she got a side quest to ruin your self control. Nothing feels super polished, the dialogs sometimes jump around, but it kinda fits this messy “fanfic that got out of control” vibe. You’re just clicking through Ren’Py scenes on your phone or PC like reading horny manga, but then stuff starts animating and you’re like oh, okay, this is Serious Business now.

The routes go from soft romance to “I cannot show this screen in public” very fast. One moment you’re in a fake wholesome training mission, next moment Ochako is sitting on your lap, bouncing in low gravity, tits flying everywhere because of her quirk abuse, and the game casually lets you choose whether you want to finish between her thighs, on her tits or in her pussy. Then you got Toga, who is absolutely unhinged in the best way: knife talk, yandere eyes, then suddenly she’s on her knees, drooling on your cock while giggling about “collecting your blood” and you’re like, yes queen, that’s not how blood works but keep going. Tsuyu’s scenes lean hard into the foot stuff and her long tongue, so you end up in this awkward yet hot moment where she’s jerking you off with those slimy toes while licking your shaft like it’s some weird training drill. The Milf route sneaks up too, you think she’s just there for plot, next thing she’s pressing her huge tits against you in the kitchen, pretending it’s “comforting” you, then your hand slips under her shirt and bam, full mom titfuck with milk dripping, animated, shameless.

What caught me off guard is how the game mixes combat and lewd like it’s no big deal. You do these simple fights that feel like someone copied an RPG Maker battle into Ren’Py, press some skill buttons, win, get “hero points” and instead of a shiny sword you unlock a blowjob scene from Hagakure where you literally see everything except her, just floating cock and mouth action with sound and AI CG trying to guess where her hands are. It’s so scuffed it loops back to being hot. Same with Bakugou, by the way: dude is here, loud as ever, but the story keeps baiting you with potential weird scenes and then just… swerves away or cuts to someone else. Like, why is there a long chat about dominance and power and sweating in the gym if you’re not gonna go anywhere with it? Also the texting parts with the girls feel like horny Telegram RP, you’re spamming choices while on the toilet, trying not to laugh when Mina sends you thirsty messages that read like badly translated memes. The animation is not always smooth, faces sometimes look a bit AI-cursed, but when you’re watching Mei jerk you off with those greasy mechanic hands under the workbench, oil smeared on your shaft while she talks about “testing new devices”, your brain stops caring about inconsistency real fast. By the time you get to full-on harem scenes with multiple girls taking turns on your cock, thighs squeezing, one sitting on your face for cunnilingus while another rides you, it feels like some deranged fan’s wet dream that accidentally became a full mobile game and no one had the heart to stop it.

Honestly, this one caught me off guard. You’d think after a dozen Naruto parody trainers they’d all blur together into the same soup of recycled sprites and lazy dialogue - but nah, this one’s got that weird, half-dreamlike pacing that makes you question if you actually clicked the right window. The story keeps slipping between “you’re some lost shinobi perv” and “you’re basically a hypnotist with boundary issues,” and somehow it works. Not cleanly, not smoothly, but like a drunk confession that goes on too long. I liked that about it. It doesn’t pretend to be noble; it just wallows in its own filth and smirks at you for following along.

The girls - hell, where do I start - Hinata’s the obvious comfort zone, soft voice and all that, but the dev went nuts with Tsunade’s scenes. Big doesn’t even cover it. There’s something almost mean about how her moments are written, like the game’s daring you to feel bad and failing miserably. Then there’s Konan, who gets criminally little attention, which pisses me off because she’s drawn better than half the cast. They all have these small quirks that make them feel more alive than they should - Sarada’s fake confidence, Temari’s sharp tongue that turns into begging way too fast. It’s messy, uneven, sometimes straight-up broken, but that’s part of the charm. When the hypnosis mechanic actually hits, it’s filthy in that old-school flash-game way - cheap, raw, no pretense.

I’ll admit, I got bored halfway through one route and just started clicking random choices, and somehow ended up in a scene with Mei Terumi that honestly shouldn’t have been as hot as it was. Maybe it’s the writing, maybe the timing, maybe I’m just easy. Either way, it stuck with me longer than I care to admit. There’s a roughness here that feels intentional, like the dev knew perfection would kill the mood. And yeah, some lines read like they were translated by a hungover intern, but whatever - it fits. It’s sleazy, shameless, and kind of brilliant in its own dumb way.

Sometimes it can be far tougher to stay under the radar at senior high school than sneaking into a secret facility. Blending in with the crowd might actually be harder than infiltrating a global criminal syndicate. Imagine how difficult it is to walk down the hall wearing last season’s skirt while everyone’s eyes are on you, compared to studying a group of muscle-bound gangsters in a tight bodysuit.

But that’s exactly what your girls from "Absolutely Spies" do all the time - whatever’s hard, they turn into a walk in the park! These girls don’t just blend in; they own every room, every hallway, every dangerous scenario. They’re not just spies - they’re masters of disguise, deception, and daring moves that leave everyone else breathless.

In this game, you step into their shoes, navigating the treacherous world of high school espionage where every glance could expose you and every wrong move could blow your cover. You’ll have to choose your outfits carefully because blending in isn’t just about looking the part - it’s about surviving the social minefield without raising suspicion. From dodging nosy teachers to outsmarting rival spies and even dealing with unexpected crushes, the pressure is relentless.

You’ll sneak through crowded hallways, eavesdrop on secret conversations, and gather intel that could topple criminal empires - all while keeping your identity hidden. The tension is electric, and every decision counts. Do you risk drawing attention with a bold move, or play it safe and wait for the perfect moment? The choice is yours, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Get ready to dive deep into a world where teenage drama meets high-stakes espionage. Your mission: survive the chaos of high school, outwit dangerous enemies, and prove that nothing is too tough when you’ve got the skills of an Absolute Spy. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become the ultimate undercover agent? Step in, gear up, and show them what real stealth looks like.