This MLP cooking parody caught me off guard in ways I didn't expect. My partner and I stumbled across it during one of our late-night browsing sessions, and honestly? The premise sounds ridiculous until you're actually playing it. There's something weirdly charming about the whole setup - you're supposedly there to help with baking, but let's be real, nobody's downloading this for the culinary experience.

The kitchen setting works better than it should. Your pony companion is genuinely enthusiastic about cooking, which makes the transition to more... intimate activities feel surprisingly natural. When she bends over to check the oven, well, the game doesn't waste time being subtle about what comes next. The oral scenes are pretty well done for what's essentially a demo - there's actual effort put into the animations and the pacing doesn't feel rushed. Though I have to say, the cooking minigame portions feel completely pointless. Like, why am I mixing batter when we both know where this is heading? It's not terrible, just... unnecessary padding.

What bugs me most is how short everything is. Just when things get interesting, you hit the demo wall. The blowjob sequences have some nice variety and the pony's expressions are actually quite good, but then it just ends. My partner kept asking if there was more content we missed, but nope - that's literally it. The art style stays consistent with the MLP aesthetic while still being explicit enough to satisfy, which is honestly harder to pull off than you'd think. For a quick session it does the job, but don't expect anything groundbreaking. The kitchen theme could've been explored way more creatively, but instead it feels like set dressing for pretty standard oral content. Still, if you're into pony parodies, this hits the right notes even if it leaves you wanting more.

Xweb looks like something a horny creep coded after binging too much Black Mirror and porn parody anime, and honestly that’s the charm. You’re this “Secret User” in a sketchy underground app where strangers send you messed up requests, and you answer them by typing out custom commands, like you’re tech support for perverts and psychos. One guy wants his cheating wife exposed, another wants to stalk an idol with ridiculous tits, someone else is begging you to fix a cursed sex tape that literally kills people who watch it. The UI keeps pinging your phone like Telegram plus OnlyFans plus something that really should get your device seized at airport security. Between answering clients, the story cuts to animated scenes where your choices clearly messed up someone’s life or turned them into your next obsessed toy. It’s not just “click to see boobs” either; the conversations are surprisingly long and filthy, with the girls oversharing way too fast, sending pics that get more hardcore the more you push them. One moment a shy student is asking if it’s wrong to fantasize about her professor, next moment she’s sending you a video of her riding a dildo in the dim light, her huge tits bouncing like it’s a cheap camshow and she keeps whispering your username like it’s sacred. There’s real horny energy in how the text, the voices, and the little animations sync up, even if sometimes the English sounds like Google Translate having a stroke.

Sex-wise the game goes hard into the whole “harem in a horror movie” mood. You’ve got multiple girls orbiting around this Xweb nonsense, each one with their own flavor of messed up. The soft-spoken one with the big ass who “accidentally” leaves her camera on while she changes. The cosplayer with huge boobs who keeps sending you low-angle shots, then later ends up in a corrupted stream where something in the background is not human. Scenes can flip from erotic to creepy without warning. One minute she’s on all fours, moaning while you pound her pussy in some cheap motel with neon light flashing through the window, the next minute the video glitches and her face distorts for a second, like something from a cursed tape, before snapping back while she’s still begging you not to stop. It’s weirdly hot. The vaginal sex is animated in that simple 2D style where everything is about the rhythm: her ass slamming back into your hips, the wet sounds cranked up way too loud, cum filling her and then dripping down her thighs in looping shots that are almost hypnotic. You can tell where the artist spent all the effort: tits and asses wobble, nipples get hard, her expression changes with each thrust, and sometimes it looks a bit off perspective-wise but that just kind of adds to the dirty feel, like you shouldn’t even be watching this. The parody side quietly sneaks in when you recognize archetypes from big anime and mainstream games, but warped, like a “totally not that famous witch girl” with a hat way too big and cleavage even bigger, or a “not that survival horror cop chick at all” who somehow ends up tied to a chair, riding your cock for her life while something claws at the door. Xweb mixes shit that shouldn’t go together: tech support, time travel talk, a hitman looking for you in the real world, and somehow you still end up focusing on one thing: whose tight little virtual hole are you filling next while the entire world apparently goes to hell around you.

Redhead wanted to see her granny however her mother told her:"You stupid bitch! Lousy wolf will place off your little red dress, little red panties and fuck you!" But she didn't listen and anyway went out of home. Watch what happened next.

This thing is messy in a good way, like some horny fanfic that escaped from Wattpad and grew buttons. You’re basically Snape, but not the moody movie one, more like “what if Snape stopped pretending and just used his classroom for sex stuff”. The whole story hangs around this pink potion that turns every little “study session” into something way past school rules. It starts almost silly, like you’re only checking if the potion works on simple reactions, tiny changes, teasing, a bit of flushed cheeks, and then it just keeps cranking up until you’re “grading” students by how loud they moan on your desk. Half the time I forgot there’s any official lesson going on and then some line of dialog mentions homework and I started laughing.

The fun for me is how it treats Ginny and Hermione like they’re on two totally different porn channels. Hermione shows up like the classic good girl who actually is a huge pervert if you push the right buttons. You give her a “harmless test dose” and she still tries to keep her dignity while her thighs are literally trembling. Those little animated loops of her squirming in front of your desk while trying to explain theory, that’s exactly the kind of stuff I end up rewinding and screen grabbing to make GIFs. She looks like she’s pretending it is all about potion science, but her tits are bouncing way too much for that to be academic. Then Ginny crashes the vibe with pure chaotic energy, acting like she only came here for extra practice and somehow ends up riding your cock with the door half open. There is one voyeur scene where she bends over near the door and you can kinda imagine students walking past outside. That one is peak “pause-zoom-loop” material. The game says school setting but honestly it feels more like a fucked up private studio where uniforms are just sex props.

I liked how the animations are not super polished. Bodies move a bit stiff sometimes, her hair clips weirdly, but that raw look makes the thrusts and pussy shots feel more dirty, not clinical. It is very easy to loop one short scene and just stare at the rhythm, like Hermione sitting on your lap with her skirt hiked up while you push into her slowly, and the pink potion glow in the background making everything look a bit too hot. On my phone, playing it in Chrome, some scenes stutter when there’s a lot of motion, which pissed me off more than it should. You finally get Ginny bouncing on top and suddenly the frame drops right when her tits slap down. I’m still mad about that stupid tiny lag and I’m not going to fix it. Text is sometimes cheesy in that fan-translation way, like phrases that feel not quite native, which weirdly matches how I talk, so I just shrugged. There is a line where Snape says something completely wrong about the original story lore and I’m pretty sure the dev did not care at all. Sex itself is straight up, lots of vaginal, no confusing kinks, just you, big tits, students riding your cock, watching them from your chair like some corrupted headmaster. It could use more variety, it could use better pacing, but I kept replaying the same few loops like an idiot, hunting the perfect frame where Hermione’s face goes from smart to fucked silly. I was going to talk about something I didn’t like with the sound but I got distracted thinking about that desk scene again, where the potion is “unstable” and somehow the only solution is to fuck your student harder.

Thomas is that kind of guy every Overwatch nerd pretended to be back when D.Va voice lines were stuck in our heads all day. Except here he actually did it. He is in the team, he sleeps in her bed, he knows exactly how loud she moans when you pull her pigtails and shove her face into the mattress. On paper the relationship looks perfect: famous Korean mecha princess, loyal boyfriend, fans screaming her name on Twitch while she rides his cock after a match like it is just another ranked game. But there is this tiny itch under his skin, like when Battle.net lags right when you ult. Everything is good, nothing is wrong, and yet he wants more. Dirtier. Meaner. Less “idol” and more “cum toy with cute cheeks”.

Then that weird mail shows up, like spam you should ignore but you click it anyway because horniness beats common sense every single time. It is not some big magic ritual or epic prophecy nonsense, it is more like someone slid a cheat menu into his life. One by one, the little options open up. Lower her shame. Boost her arousal in public. Crank up obedience when you whisper in her ear. And you just watch this bright, cocky pro gamer girl, who talks trash in voice chat and winks at cameras, slowly start blushing when you tell her to go out without panties under that tiny skirt. At first she protests, acts all “babo, we can’t, the fans!” and then she is sitting on your lap in the parked car, skirt hiked up, drooling around your dick while people walk right past the tinted window. That moment when she looks up with full ahegao eyes, lipstick smeared, and you realize she is way more into humiliation than she wants to admit, hits harder than any highlight reel.

The fun part is how it mixes the silly parody vibe with really rough stuff. One scene she is doing her cutesy “Nerf this!” type voice while riding a vibrating toy you control from your phone, pretending it is just “training gear” for long matches. The next night you have her tied up in some basement that looks way too close to a practice room, wrists burning against ropes, ass already red from spanking, and you are forcing her to count every slap in broken English while she tries not to scream your name. She cheats on you and it is still your win, because you ordered it. You push her into these messed up “swinging” setups where her so‑called allies get a taste of her, but she is trained so well that she only cums when you tell her she is allowed. The anal scenes hit weird too; the first time she is so proud and cocky, saying she can “tank anything”, then three thrusts later she is babbling like a drunk support player, clutching at you, mascara running, begging you not to film it while you obviously already did. Some bits are slow, like a ranked queue on a dead server, and sometimes the jokes miss, but then there is that one moment where she walks out on stage, still wet from the sex toy hidden inside her, winking at the crowd while you raise the vibration level on your phone, and suddenly all the little rough edges of the game feel on purpose.

You fall asleep after a dumb anime binge and suddenly you’re not in your crappy room scrolling Twitter anymore, you’re standing in some wild, color-soaked version of the Dragon Ball world, staring straight at Videl who looks way too good for someone you just “met.” She gives you that suspicious glare, but she still helps you out, which is hilarious, because five minutes later you’re checking out her ass while she pretends not to notice. The game plays it like a dating sim but lazier in a fun way. You wander around this sandbox map, bump into familiar faces in bikinis that never existed in canon, and the story just shrugs and goes “yeah, he’s from another world, whatever, now go flirt.” There’s a weird charm to how it doesn’t care. One moment you’re talking about Ki and training, next moment you’re getting your dick sucked behind some random building because you picked the “annoying but bold” dialogue option.

Videl is your first “anchor,” but she’s not the only one waiting to ruin your sleep schedule. Chi-Chi shows up with that permanent “I’m tired of Goku’s bullshit” energy, except this time she actually notices you. It’s messed up how satisfying it is to slowly push her from strict mom mode into needy, half-naked mess in the kitchen, while she pretends she’s only interested in your “training.” You’re doing push-ups and her tits are just... there. The game loves to make you grind little scenes with teasing before it lets anything serious happen. Bikini scenes at the beach where you’re obviously staring at her chest, “accidental” gropes when you’re helping with groceries, her trying to scold you while you can see she’s wet. When she finally drops to her knees, it feels earned and also completely stupid because you know you just clicked through a dozen goofy dialogue boxes to get there. Oral sex scenes are animated just enough to make your brain shut up and let the caveman part take over. Vaginal scenes too, with those slow, repeatable loops you end up watching way longer than you admit.

Then there’s the fanservice parade. Bulma playing horny scientist again, but this time you’re the experiment. Android 18 pretending she doesn’t care, then blushing when you push the right option, like a tsundere with super strength who also happens to have ridiculous tits. Pan shows up older, obviously, with that smug “I’m stronger than you” attitude that turns into you pinning her to a wall because she wanted to “test your stamina.” Erasa appears for like five minutes and it’s just enough to remember why every high school perv loved her. Bulla rocks a bikini that should be illegal and the game just rolls with it. You wander around, trigger small events, build “affection,” peek at them changing, grab a kiss here, a blowjob there, and then suddenly you’re balls-deep in a girl who could casually vaporize a city. It never fully pretends to be serious romance, but it throws in just enough sweet moments, like sharing food with Elizabeth from that other anime world cameo, or teasing Android 21 about her cooking while she leans over the counter, ass in your face, to keep you hooked. The whole thing feels like some horny fever dream where a bored mobile dev mashed Dragon Ball, Seven Deadly Sins, and random waifu culture together, forgot half the rules, and accidentally made something you keep coming back to “for just one more scene.”

You will be offered two types of gypsy glasses by Pedro. You ought to pick blue or red. I think red will be much better because they allow you to see through the clothing. There will be several sexy and nice sights and lots of shocking.

Nothing here is subtle. You start as this horny guy dropped into a very familiar “busted” setup that anyone who’s seen the Y3DF comic will clock in a second, and the game just leans into that with zero shame. Big curves, big attitude, big mistakes. The whole thing is built around catching glimpses you’re not supposed to see, pushing your luck a bit more each click, then pretending you “didn’t mean it” while the camera angle says yeah, you definitely meant it. It feels like peeking through a half‑closed door and then, slowly, that door stops being so closed. There’s this constant teasing rhythm: you get a shot of her walking away, ass swaying like it has its own schedule, a little jiggle animation that plays one second too long, and suddenly you’ve forgotten what choice you were even supposed to make. I liked that a lot. I also kind of hated it because I kept backing up to replay the same scene. The game is short, but it somehow still makes you loop little micro-moments like an addict.

What really got me is how often the game points your eyes exactly where you shouldn’t be looking. You’re “helping” her in the kitchen? Screen is framed so those huge tits are right at the edge of the image, bouncing just enough, like the dev sat there in Blender or whatever and asked “ok, how far can I push this before it looks stupid?” and then pushed it further anyway. There’s groping that starts almost by accident, then the camera pauses, like it’s asking you, are you going to move that hand away or are you going to be the asshole you know you are. Spoiler: you stay the asshole. The voyeur parts hit harder than I expected; watching her in bed from the doorway, seeing those slow animated thrusts when she’s “busy” with someone else, and your character just stands there listening to wet mouth sounds and muffled moans, that was kind of brutal in a good way. NTR fans will grin, others will stare at the screen like “why the fuck am I horny and mad at the same time.” I had one scene where she’s on her knees with her lips wrapped around somebody who very obviously isn’t you, and the game just lets that animation loop while you pick between weak, jealous options that don’t actually fix anything. It’s nasty, in that porn‑you‑don’t‑admit‑you‑like way. The titfuck scene is way softer by comparison, almost affectionate, with her sliding those massive boobs around you like she’s trying to “make things better” in the worst possible way. Still, I kept wishing there was one route where she didn’t cheat, even though I know that would wreck the whole point, so that’s never happening.

Our ex-wayfinder girl is bored out of her skull, and honestly I felt that in my bones. She already saved her island, she did the big heroic stuff, now she’s stuck in chief role like some overworked office manager with tits. Meetings, problems, more meetings. No sea, no adventure, no danger, no orgasms. So she bails on the “responsible leader” life and goes hunting for Maui again, because who else is dumb and horny enough to show her how to be more than human. He promises to teach her how to become a demigod, but half of his “lessons” are him finding excuses to get his hands on her ass, her mouth, whatever part is closest. It starts “innocent”, like physical training, stretching, massages, then suddenly his cock is out and she’s kneeling there trying to remember if this was part of the ritual or not. Spoiler: it always is.

The game is a sandbox thing, but not that messy kind where you get lost in menus for two hours. You wander around the island, poke your nose where you shouldn’t, play dumb minigames to earn shells, buy outfits that are basically just different excuses to show more underboob. There is actual customization, not super deep, but enough that I spent way too long deciding if she looks sluttier with loose hair or with it tied back while she’s giving a sloppy blowjob to a “sacred” monster. Maui keeps setting up “trials” that are basically porn scenes dressed up like spiritual training. One time he tells her she has to “calm the raging beast” inside a cave, and it turns out to be some horny creature who only relaxes when she lets it grope her and fuck her between those big brown thighs. He just leans on his hook outside like a smug bastard, listening to her moan echo through the rocks and calling it “progress”. The parody vibe is thick, but it doesn’t feel like mocking her, more like the world itself is trying to drag her from hero to high-class slut and she kinda likes it. There are scenes with her learning “oral techniques” where he times her with some totally fake demigod challenge, and if you fail the minigame he just laughs and tells you to try again with his dick already twitching. Sometimes she pushes back, sometimes she teases him first. There is lesbian stuff too, with another girl who helps her practice “sensual skills” before she faces another “trial”, and that part actually surprised me because it felt a bit softer, more curious, like she’s testing out how far she wants to go with her own desire, not just following Maui’s orders. Then five minutes later she’s riding him in some cosplay outfit that looks like it came from a Wish version of her old explorer clothes, tits bouncing, talking about “earning her godhood” while he grabs her big ass with both hands. It’s messy and horny and sometimes a little awkward in a way that actually fits, like a hentai fan project that grew bigger than expected and never stopped being a bit unhinged. The teasing is constant, even during normal walking around: NPCs react to what she’s wearing, you get called out for showing too much skin, and then there is a scene where she’s drunk on “magic nectar” and ends up doing a slow, clumsy strip in front of someone who was definitely not supposed to see her like that, and I still keep thinking about that one more than the huge monster sex. Not sure what that says about me. Or her. Or Maui. Probably all three.