Anyone who grew up yelling at a Game Boy screen is going to recognize way too much in this thing, and that’s kind of the charm and the problem at same time. This is not really a “game” like you’re used to, more like you walked into some horny collector’s browser folder and they just slapped a menu on top. You click in, you get slammed by a wall of hentai art that goes from “haha, naughty cosplay” to “ok, this is just full on porn parody, no shame at all.” Human girls in those ripped trainer outfits, gym leaders spread out and begging, some of the Pokémon turned into sexy monster-girls with big tits, some pics where it’s more like the original cartoon characters but drawn with extra curves and zero clothing. It jumps around a lot. One moment it’s a cute, shy psychic girl being gently teased, next screen is a hardcore gangbang with a character that clearly was supposed to be wholesome in the show, and you just kinda shrug and keep clicking. That’s the real loop: click, stare, zoom with your eyes, regret a little, click again.

What got me is how fast you go from “I’ll just peek a bit for nostalgia” to actually hunting for specific characters. I caught myself trying to “collect” them like the old days, checking if my favorite gym leader shows up, or that one smug rival girl. When she finally appeared, tied up and covered in cum, I actually said “finally” out loud like an idiot. That’s the moment I realized the thing works on pure Pokémon brain chemicals. You don’t have battles, you don’t have stats, but your brain still goes “I gotta see them all.” It’s funny because the quality of the drawings jumps around like crazy. Some pics look like they came out of a good Pixiv artist who lives and breathes this fetish, with clean lines, sexy poses, nice shading on thighs and boobs. Then suddenly you click again and boom, you’re staring at something that looks like it was drawn on a school laptop during math class, weird hands, faces a bit off, proportions gone to hell. And still, you don’t stop. I even got slightly annoyed that there isn’t a simple “favorite” button or at least some way to tag the best ones. You see this one perfect scene with a certain redheaded trainer getting double penetrated in a field that totally looks like a route from the old games, and later you want to go back to it and of course you can’t find it again. I spent way too long clicking around like an idiot for that one image and then got distracted by some other filthy pic with a legendary being used like a sex mount. That’s how it goes in here: you come in thinking you’ll just check two or three pics, and suddenly you are basically speedrunning your own shame gallery, half hard, half laughing at how far from Saturday morning cartoons this thing has gone.

Charizard is not sexy in my head, you know, big orange dragon with weird face, but here he is, just straight up a horny beast with this thick, heavy cock that looks too big for any normal girl. And Eva Hadley is not acting like normal girl anyway. She is more like hentai bait in human skin, waiting under him, legs spread, ass in the air, almost like she already said yes long time ago and forgot to tell us. The whole thing feels like somebody took a childhood memory, threw it into Pornhub search bar and said “ok, now make it way more dirty”. There is not some deep story. You come here to see Charizard fuck her, and that is exactly what you get, no bullshit, no fake romance, just scale-on-skin and a lot of fluids.

Controls are simple, just those little action buttons, and first time I clicked one, I kinda expected nothing to move, but Charizard actually shifts position, presses closer, you see his cock slide between her cheeks, and I caught myself leaning in to my screen like an idiot. The moment you switch him from pussy to her ass is the part that got me. Her body reacts in this exaggerated hentai way, back arching, hair flying, mouth open in that stupid "ahegao" look that I always say I hate, but anyway I kept watching. The camera never gets shy. You see the penetration clearly, you see her hole stretch, you see his cock shine with fluids when you swap back to her pussy. It is messy and kind of ridiculous and also really hot. I liked that you can hold on certain actions, not rush the cum, just keep him ramming her ass, balls slapping softly against her, listening to those sticky wet sounds in a loop. Felt almost hypnotic, like that moment when you replay one 5 second porn clip again and again because it's exactly the right angle.

The cumshot is its own little show. When you finally hit the finish action and let him blow, he unloads on her back, thick white lines splattering across her skin, dripping down the curve of her ass. If you take a second to look, the way it pools in the small of her back is weirdly detailed, like somebody really spent time making sure the sperm looks heavy, not just some lazy white paint. My only tiny irritation is the timing between actions, sometimes it feels like the animation catches half a frame too late, like when your phone lags in xHamster and you think the video is about to crash. But anyway, seeing Charizard pounding her asshole and then pulling out, leaving her gaping for a moment with cum starting to slide down, that sticks in your brain more than any small bug. It is not romantic, not soft, absolutely not “vanilla” like I usually prefer, but I still stayed, clicking again just to see her ass take that monster one more time.

This one feels like someone took a horny sketchbook from a convention hotel room and just clicked “play”. No build up, no romance, just straight to cartoon creatures fucking, like your childhood monster-catching games got drunk and took their clothes off. As a lingerie designer I was watching it with my usual brain turned on, thinking, ok, what kind of body is this, what kind of mood, how would I dress this girl on top if I had to sell panties inspired by her. And then, ten seconds later, I am not thinking about lace anymore, only about how hard she is riding him. The girl-on-top energy is strong here. She is not shy, not soft, more like “shut up, lie down, I’m using you”, which I appreciate a lot. It has that raw fan-art vibe: not much story, not much context, just “you know these creatures, now see them fuck”. For me that works, because I already have nostalgia for this universe, all those evenings with Game Boy and later pretending I’m too adult for that while still scrolling Pokémon and Digimon fanart on Instagram.

The actual “game” part is tiny, but kind of like playing with straps on a bra: you have just a few sliders, and if you know what you like, that’s enough. You take control of the pace, move from slow grind to fast pounding, then decide when to let him cum. It is basically a creampie simulator with decision of “how desperate do I want her hips to look before he explodes”. When she drops her weight on him and you push speed up, it hits that nice point between funny and filthy. There is this moment where her tail flicks a bit and her tits bounce off rhythm, and I paused like, ok, that’s the pose I want in a lookbook, but maybe not with cum dripping out. Or maybe yes. I keep saying I want more options, like position changes, different partners, maybe some teasing, but at the same time, if they added more, it would lose that dumb, quick, “I’m horny, click-click, cumshot, bye” feeling that actually makes it charming. Colors are bright in that Saturday-morning-cartoon way, which clashes hard with the very not-child-friendly pounding, and that clash is exactly why my brain stays awake. I do wish the sound design had a bit more depth, the moans sometimes feel like they come from TikTok instead of a thick furry girl riding like she means it, and the loop is short enough that my designer side starts noticing tiny things, like how her back arch could be stronger or how the male body feels less cared about than her curves.

Still, if you go in like it’s a one-night stand with a familiar fantasy, it treats you right. Don’t expect romance, don’t expect complex choices or big evolution trees. It’s more like: pick your pace, watch this hungry little monster girl milk him, enjoy the sticky finish, close the tab, pretend you were answering emails on Gmail. Best way to get the most out of it? Take your time the first run, start slower than you think, watch how her expression shifts when you build the rhythm instead of smashing max speed from the start. Then, next round, go completely feral and crank everything up just to see how messy you can force that final creampie to feel. Play with it like you play with lingerie in a fitting room: twist, adjust, pull the straps a bit too far, see what breaks. Here nothing breaks, only he does. And that’s kind of the whole point.

Con-Quest feels like somebody spilled horny fanart, con smell and old school RPG rules into one messy bowl and then forgot to clean the edges. You start in this convention that already looks like the morning after a hentai signing event, and the whole place is cursed so all the girls in their cute pokemon-ish cosplay are turning into monsters that want to either wreck you or ride you or both. You walk a few steps, boom, there’s a girl in a too-tight Umbreon outfit, face flushed, tits practically falling out, talking like she’s in a shitpost thread while also trying to murder you with turn based attacks that sound like they were balanced at 3 different points in the dev’s life. The vibe is very “this is stupid, I love it, please don’t fix it”. Spells hit harder if somebody is wet or on fire or shocked or whatever, and half the time I was just clicking the same spell again to see if the next rip of the costume leaves more underboob or more thigh. And when the battle zooms in for the next “rip state” of the cosplay, it actually feels like a reward, even though the camera move is very simple, almost clumsy. But that clumsy is kind of hot here. The art is the star, and it knows it: every girl looks like she got lost between DeviantArt, Newgrounds and some dead Tumblr porn blog in the best way, with bright colors, round soft bodies and those expressions that are like 60% horny, 40% “how did I end up tied up in this hallway”.

Cutscenes are where my animation brain goes “ok, you guys are filthy, but you actually care”. They’re not smooth movie-level scenes, they’re more like short, looping moments that hold just long enough for the joke or the tit flash to land. The Eevee animation having two parts is such a tiny thing, but it changes the whole flow: first you get the tease, then there’s a more explicit follow-up, and the cut is almost rude, like the camera wants to stay longer but someone yanked it away. I like how some shop scenes pop randomly after you rescue new cosplayers; one moment you just want to buy potions, next moment the clerk is leaning over the counter, boobs squished together, doing this awkward flirty banter that sounds like a horny Discord mod trying to be charming. The humor hits that weird sweet spot of being self-aware but not trying too hard. It throws you dumb puns about types and status effects, then you realize the same status effect is also a way to get more clothes off in the next fight, so you start planning your battles like a pervert accountant. The breasts sometimes sit a bit weird on the torso in certain angles and there’s one idle loop where the bounce looks like two jelly blobs slightly out of sync, which drove me crazy in a way that absolutely no one else will care about, but I kept noticing it like a stuck pixel. And the camera zoom when clothes tear is so rough it feels hacked in at the last minute, but I caught myself waiting for it every time. That’s the thing with this game: it looks janky in spots, the animations are simple, the dialogue is dumb and horny and then suddenly you get a perfect frame where the cosplayer is blushing, half naked, smirking at you after losing, and it feels more honest and sexy than a lot of “polished” adult games that forgot how to be fun.