This one hits like that weird dream you have after binging old Pokémon episodes and horny doujins on the same day, then waking up and going, “yeah ok, I kinda wanted that.” The whole thing is basically one long scene with Dragonite and this thin, soft-looking girl, Tia, somewhere outside where nobody is going to save her from anything. Or help her. Or even pretend to help. It’s that kind of game that doesn’t pretend to be romantic, but there’s still this small, twisted intimacy hiding behind all the obscene stuff, and my brain keeps trying to read feelings into it even when it’s just a huge dragon cock going in and out of her like a piston.

You hit play and the whole show starts moving without any big ceremony. No fake plot dump, no twenty walls of text, nothing. Just Tia already on her knees with Dragonite towering over her, wings folded, like he already decided what’s happening and she’s late to the meeting. The animation has that raw, slightly stiff loop feeling, but in a good way, like an old Flash porn that somehow grew up. Her body reacts in these tiny ways that made me pay more attention than I expected: the way her legs twitch when he spreads her wider than she can handle, the way her mouth opens just a little too far when he shoves his tip between her lips and you can almost hear that wet choking sound in your head. I kept replaying this moment where he pushes her down into the grass and she arches her back, hips up, like her body is begging even when her face still looks overwhelmed. It’s not “romantic story route”, it’s more “your pussy belongs to this big flying monster now, sorry”.

What got me the most was how shameless it is about size. That cock looks ridiculous, thick and long in a way that should be funny, but once it starts sliding into her, frame by frame, it kind of stops being a joke. She stretches around him, pussy lips pulled open, and you see that slick mix of drool and arousal clinging to him. Outdoor setting means no bed to soften anything, so her back hits the ground, grass sticking to her skin, and the only comfort she gets is his grip on her hips, holding her in place while he just thrusts, harder, deeper, like he’s trying to mold her from the inside. When he finally blows, he doesn’t do some tiny polite spurt either. No, it’s full-on flood. Thick white cum pouring out of her, dripping down the crack of her ass, some of it smeared around her thighs when he keeps moving even after finishing, like he’s trying to push every last drop inside. There’s this one frame where it leaks out slowly, after he pulls back, and it honestly felt more intimate than half of the “romance games” I’ve played in the last year. Filthy, rough, completely unapologetic. And yeah, I hate that the play button is in the top right like some lost ad banner and it annoyed me way more than it should, but the second I saw Tia bent over with Dragonite lining up behind her, I kinda forgot to complain.

This thing feels like somebody took a horny Pokémon fanfic, smashed it into an old-school RPG maker project, and then just never stopped adding weird jokes and half-dressed cosplayers. You’re basically wandering around this goofy anime-style world, bumping into girls who are very clearly “cosplaying” Pokémon, except their outfits look like they were designed by a hentai artist who got bored of subtlety. The nurse one is the funniest mess. She’s supposed to be this shiny Nurse Joy cosplayer, but she’s standing there in this tight pink outfit that looks one size too small, stockings gripping her thighs, boobs pushed so high it’s almost uncomfortable to look at… and the game treats her like prey you “save” by beating the shit out of horny monsters. It keeps winking at you every time you get a new ripped state on her clothes, like: “oh no, look what happened, her top is torn again, what a tragedy.” The camera zooms in when the clothes get shredded more, and it’s so obvious what they’re doing with that, but you still lean in, like a clown. And when her portrait switches to the topless version it just hits that Pokémon-center-but-not-really kink super hard, like yeah, you’re getting treated, but not your HP.

The battles themselves are that weird mix of simple and actually kind of tactical. You’re juggling lightning, grass, fire, trying to abuse those status things. You shock something, then suddenly lightning slaps extra hard, but if you got that healing scissors curse on you, it kinda sucks instead. Fire gets stronger if they’re already on fire, grass loves when the enemy’s got a big HP pool, and then you realize you’re not even paying attention to the health bar anymore because the Umbreon cosplayer pops up and she’s ultra rare and dressed like a goth club pet. Dark stockings, tiny tail, ears that shouldn’t be that sexy, purple lingerie that pretends to be “armor” but no one believes this. You’re sitting there on your phone, Chrome eating battery, with one hand switching spells and the other just kinda hovering because that idle animation is really fucking distracting. Her clothes rip slower, piece by piece, each “state” almost like a different fanart. I actually missed a spell input because I was staring at how her sideboob appears first before the full topless scene. And then the game suddenly decides “you can’t run from this boss now, enjoy” like it knows you won’t, because why would you, you came for this.

The best part is you keep stumbling into these weird little shop scenes after you “save” a girl. You just enter the shop and boom, the Eevee cosplayer is there doing something stupidly cute, like trying to act all brave and failing, ears drooping while she’s half naked and pretending nothing’s wrong. She’s uncommon, so when she shows up you feel weirdly lucky, like when you finally catch an actual shiny after too many encounters. Except now the “shiny” thing is just code for “her outfit is even sluttier than usual and might fall off if she breathes wrong.” The shopkeeper just plays along, dropping one-liners, like they’re aware they trapped a bunch of horny cosplayers inside some cursed Pokémon porn convention. Some of the humor really lands, like the little gag where there is this Patreon input and if you type “friendzonedagain” everything goes back to clothed portraits. It’s such a petty joke, like the dev is roasting you directly for wanting the spicy versions. I hated it, but also I tried it, then instantly regretted it, then refused to admit it to anyone. The music kicks in with this fake Sun & Moon boss vibe and for a second it almost feels like a real intense fight, then you remember you’re basically grinding for better chances at making a nurse lose her top. And the game is absolutely not balanced in the usual sense; sometimes your spells just feel weak, the damage scaling is all over the place, and you don’t even care because the main tension is “will this next rip state finally show nipple or just more torn fabric teasing me like some kind of pervert Pokémon League?”

There is this weird, trashy little thing going on in GO-GO Girls club, and it feels like someone smashed a horny arcade cabinet together with a bootleg monster catching app after a night of drinking. You walk in and it is all neon and fake smoke, stripper poles in the background, and on your screen you are chasing these stupid cute “pokemons” that pop up around a real blonde dancer who looks like she escaped from some Instagram reel. She is not a drawn anime girl, she is an actual model, all long legs and push up bra, looking at the camera like she is bored of your shit and also ready to grind if you impress her. Every time you tap fast enough and nail the little targets that jump around her body, clothes start to disappear piece by piece. Miss shots and she just smirks and covers herself with her hands, like “nah, you don’t deserve tits yet”. It’s half humiliating, half motivating in some dumb way.

The shooting part is stupid simple, but my caveman brain liked it too much. Stuff appears near her hips, around her cleavage, over her ass when she turns, and you have a tiny window to lock in and hit before it fades. There is that brain tickle where your finger is sweating on the phone screen, because one more combo and the bra goes, and your focus is dying because she is already bouncing and shaking it like some cheap music video from early YouTube days. At some point I was not even thinking “pokemon”, I was just zoning into “hit the glowing shit so she strips more”. The game throws small fake-outs, like one moment the target shows up near her mouth and you think “ok, blowjob reward now”, but no, it was just another tease animation with her licking her lips. I counted like eight times I thought “ok, now she gets fully naked and starts doing something dirty” and the game just gave me more grinding and slow striptease. I hated that. I also kinda loved that, because the end scene where she finally keeps nothing on felt earned, like finishing a dumb mobile level while riding the bus, except here you are not opening Clash Royale, you are jerking it to a blonde shaking tits at you.

There is a tiny detail that got stuck in my head for no reason: when you hit a long chain of shots, the camera does this cheap zoom on her ass and the lights in the club flicker like someone is hitting a strobe button. It is not fancy, it actually looks janky, but it sells the feeling that the club reacts to your performance, like the room itself is cheering your horny grinding. Also the sound effects are funny, you have these arcade style pops and “ping” noises mixed with her moans, so your brain is confused if you’re playing an old shooter or watching softcore porn on some late night channel. Controls on mobile are fine, just tap tap tap, but sometimes your finger covers her nipple when you are trying to hit the symbol and that annoyed me way more than it should. I kept thinking “move the damn target a bit lower, I want to see areola, not hide it with my thumb”, and of course the game does not care. Still, after I closed the tab and went to check my messages on Telegram, the scene that stayed in my mind was her leaning against the pole, panties halfway down, that little sparkle target hovering just above the waistband, like a big troll saying “one more good burst and they drop”. It is stupid, horny, childish and somehow exactly what it wants to be.

Horny Pokémon comedy is kind of a cursed idea already, and this thing leans into it like it lost a bet. You start off thinking “ok, funny parody, some lewd jokes, fine,” then five minutes later you’re arguing with a half-naked cosplayer in a fake court trial while an Umbreon does this slow, smug ass-wiggle in a reward scene that’s way too lovingly animated for something that was probably drawn on a Tuesday night. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a shitpost thread, a cheap casino, and a con artist trainer campaign into one chaotic little adventure. You run around this con-style hub, poking into rooms that look innocent until you notice the posters on the wall are absolutely not PG, and every “NPC” is either trying to flirt with you, scam you, or bait you into some risky bet just to unlock another naughty picture. It’s not classy. It’s not pretending to be classy. It’s more like “hey, remember when you were a kid collecting cards and now your brain is rotten? Good. Have some lewd stickers and half-dressed trainers.”

The cosplayers are the real meat here, if we can call it that. You’ve got this whole thing where some are common, some are rare, and then there’s that ultra rare James cosplayer that the game treats like a shiny legendary with a daddy kink. You bump into them and suddenly you’re in this silly half-serious situation, almost like a mini side quest, and if you manage to “save” them you get a secret reward lurking in the shop later that basically screams “yeah, you worked for this thirst, now enjoy it.” I kinda love that the game is horny but still laughs at itself. There’s this court trial mini game where you’re clicking through dialogue trying to ace the logic while the characters are wearing outfits that would get you banned from most servers, and I swear I missed a key piece of testimony just because I was staring at a cleavage window that looks like it could cut glass. Then you’ve got the casino, tossing coins around just to find some rare book, and the payoff is another slice of erotic nonsense that somehow feels earned, even though you literally just gambled until RNG liked you. I wish the UI didn’t feel like it was found under someone’s bed along with the old doujins, but whatever, it works. The Umbreon animation is honestly too smooth for how janky some of the menus are, which is weirdly charming and also annoying as hell. And the sticker sets? They feel like the devs were just doodling horny fanart during class and then dumped it all into the game, which, to be honest, is exactly the vibe this mess needed.