Anyone who grew up yelling at a Game Boy screen is going to recognize way too much in this thing, and that’s kind of the charm and the problem at same time. This is not really a “game” like you’re used to, more like you walked into some horny collector’s browser folder and they just slapped a menu on top. You click in, you get slammed by a wall of hentai art that goes from “haha, naughty cosplay” to “ok, this is just full on porn parody, no shame at all.” Human girls in those ripped trainer outfits, gym leaders spread out and begging, some of the Pokémon turned into sexy monster-girls with big tits, some pics where it’s more like the original cartoon characters but drawn with extra curves and zero clothing. It jumps around a lot. One moment it’s a cute, shy psychic girl being gently teased, next screen is a hardcore gangbang with a character that clearly was supposed to be wholesome in the show, and you just kinda shrug and keep clicking. That’s the real loop: click, stare, zoom with your eyes, regret a little, click again.

What got me is how fast you go from “I’ll just peek a bit for nostalgia” to actually hunting for specific characters. I caught myself trying to “collect” them like the old days, checking if my favorite gym leader shows up, or that one smug rival girl. When she finally appeared, tied up and covered in cum, I actually said “finally” out loud like an idiot. That’s the moment I realized the thing works on pure Pokémon brain chemicals. You don’t have battles, you don’t have stats, but your brain still goes “I gotta see them all.” It’s funny because the quality of the drawings jumps around like crazy. Some pics look like they came out of a good Pixiv artist who lives and breathes this fetish, with clean lines, sexy poses, nice shading on thighs and boobs. Then suddenly you click again and boom, you’re staring at something that looks like it was drawn on a school laptop during math class, weird hands, faces a bit off, proportions gone to hell. And still, you don’t stop. I even got slightly annoyed that there isn’t a simple “favorite” button or at least some way to tag the best ones. You see this one perfect scene with a certain redheaded trainer getting double penetrated in a field that totally looks like a route from the old games, and later you want to go back to it and of course you can’t find it again. I spent way too long clicking around like an idiot for that one image and then got distracted by some other filthy pic with a legendary being used like a sex mount. That’s how it goes in here: you come in thinking you’ll just check two or three pics, and suddenly you are basically speedrunning your own shame gallery, half hard, half laughing at how far from Saturday morning cartoons this thing has gone.

At last, the day you've been waiting for has arrived. Right in front of you is Nessa, the irresistible dark-skinned beauty from the world of pokemon trainers, her body begging for your touch. You can feel the heat radiating off her as you prepare to strip her down and bury your big hard dick deep within her perfect slit.

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Con-Quest is one of those horny little browser things that looks kind of silly at first, then three minutes later you’re way too invested in whether some half-naked Pikachu cosplayer is going to stomp you or blow you a kiss. It plays like an RPG that forgot to be serious, which is good, but if you care about accessibility like I do, it also kinda forgot blind and low-vision players exist. The whole game is just walls of small bright text on bright backgrounds, no text size slider, no contrast options, no colorblind presets, nothing. I tried zooming in with Chrome and Firefox, had to keep dragging the screen around like some weird porn spreadsheet. And yeah, I know, you came here to jerk off, not to read a UI audit, but still. When Vanilla storms around the convention hunting the money thief, you get these fun, snappy lines, but if you have any reading difficulty or ADHD it turns into “click, click, where was I again.” They sped up the text speed which sounds good, until your eyes are slower than the horny dialogue and you’re chasing every line like it is Snapchat. At least the animated portraits are nice and expressive, Ivy’s smug grin is perfect when she’s basically edging you with teasing comments, but they don’t help when you can’t tell which character is speaking because the name text is tiny and there is zero voice indication.

The lewd part is funny and stupid in a good way. You’re running around this con full of cosplayers who clearly did not come for child friendly content. There’s a Meowth girl who basically flirts by bullying you, dressed in ears, tail, tight little outfit that clings like latex, and the “reward” is you humiliating her through battle and then getting this multi-stage animated scene where she goes from cocky to absolutely ruined for you. It is not subtle. Pokemon parody everywhere, bootleg mons jokes, sexy Flygon girl pinned into this “oops I fell on you” pose, Mia and Nia doing this twin act that feels like it wants to be wholesome and still ends up about you undressing them with stickers. The sticker book is basically your porn gallery, of course, but cycling characters with keyboard or screen reader? Forget it. I tried NVDA and JAWS out of habit, they both just saw a pile of unlabeled buttons and decorative images. No alt text, no focus order that makes sense, just “button, button, button” so if you play by ear it is like trying to masturbate while somebody reads you the settings menu of Microsoft Word. The new second floor is fun to explore, the whole “Vanilla might have this thief killed” plot gives her a mean streak that is kinda hot, kinda scary, but if you’re sensitive to flicker or fast motion, the quick sliding portraits in dialogue and sudden UI shifts can be a bit much and there is no toggle. Funny thing is, they clearly know how to tweak code, optimize performance, hook up animated rewards, tease you with topless alt portraits, but a simple “bigger font” button or high-contrast mode is still missing. I keep grumbling about that while also chasing every new horny cosplayer quest like a dog with a bone, which probably says more about me than about the game.

Ash going to school instead of running around the bushes catching rats sounds dumb on paper, but this game leans into that in a really horny way. You’re basically dropped into this super thirsty academy where everyone is way too hot to be worrying about homework. You play as a male protagonist who’s supposed to be about “learning about the world” but in practice you’re just wandering corridors, flirting with girls who have asses that could crush a Snorlax and tits that make you forget what class you were going to. It pretends to be about school life and exams and “growth” then suddenly you’re on a rooftop with a girl pressed against the fence, breathing hard, talking about her battle strategy while your hand is under her skirt. Priorities.

What caught me off guard is how much this feels like a messed-up dating simulator glued on top of a nerdy turn based battle system. One moment you’re sitting in class trying not to stare at the MILF teacher’s chest as she leans over your desk, the next you’re setting up a team to go fight some monster in a training hall, and the whole time the game is teasing you. Girl bends over to pick up a Poké Ball, skirt rides up just enough. Another one sits on the desk with her thighs spread a little too wide, talking about “type advantages” while she gives you these slow, lazy looks like she already knows your weakness. It’s constant edging. You think “ok now I finally get to fuck someone” and the scene cuts right before the good part, only for the payoff to hit later when you’re not expecting it, like after some exam or a dumb school festival. I actually alt-tabbed out to Telegram once because the pacing was trolling me, and then came back right into a scene where some big tit girl is straddling you in your dorm room, grinding on your lap, whispering she likes how “strong” your team is while clearly not talking about the team.

The harem thing isn’t subtle at all. You start trying to focus on one girl and suddenly another one with bigger tits and bigger ass shows up in the hallway, asking if you want to “train together after class” and you’re there like, yeah sure, academic reasons, absolutely. They flirt differently too, which surprised me more than it should. One is all shy and blushy, pulling her jacket tight over her chest, just begging you to tease her, while another is the type to drag you to an empty classroom, lock the door and sit on your face like she’s claiming territory. Ash as a character is almost funny in this context, because the guy who used to sleep in the woods with a Pikachu is now stuck in a dorm full of horny classmates and a couple of MILFs pretending to be responsible adults. The teasing is relentless. Girls press up against you during battles, hug your arm in the cafeteria, send you messages at night asking if you’re “busy” and then show up in tiny shorts anyway. It looks like an adventure about monsters on the surface, but slowly it turns into this slow-burn sex marathon where every choice you make at school somehow ends with you surrounded by girls who all want your attention and your dick, and honestly, I’m not even mad about it.