You know what's weird? I downloaded this thinking it'd be another cheap cash-grab using stolen assets, but honestly... there's something oddly charming about how janky everything feels. Like, you've got Bowsette right next to Tsunade having coffee while Android 18 complains about her hair, and somehow it works? The whole thing runs on Koikatsu cards which means the character models look decent enough, though don't expect AAA polish here.

The dating sim mechanics are pretty straightforward - you pick a girl from this massive roster spanning everything from My Hero Academia to Dragon Ball to fucking Vocaloid characters, then try to sweet-talk your way into their pants. Some conversations feel genuinely funny, especially when the writers clearly had no idea what they were doing with certain franchises. Watching Frieren act like a horny teenager is... an experience. The sex scenes range from vanilla missionary with Princess Peach to some wild tentacle stuff with monster girls, and yeah, there's plenty of titfucking and footjobs if that's your thing. Oral scenes are animated well enough, though the physics can get wonky.

What really got me though was stumbling across this random voyeurism scenario with Komi-san where you're basically just watching through a window, and it felt more intimate than half the actual sex scenes. The game doesn't take itself seriously at all - you'll have Harley Quinn making Batman references during foreplay while Yor Forger somehow ended up in the same room discussing assassination techniques. It's absolutely ridiculous and I kept playing just to see what bizarre crossover would happen next. Sure, the UI looks like it was designed in 2005 and sometimes characters clip through each other during the steamier moments, but there's something endearing about this chaotic mess of anime waifus all existing in the same horny universe.

The curvy Princess Peach found herself ensnared by a vile monster whose long tentacles writhed hungrily. Her clothes shredded, revealing every inch of her willing, vulnerable body to the alien hands. The slick tentacles burrowed inside her, splitting her pink passage as they thrust relentlessly. Press 'Next' and witness the depraved act of the tentacles fucking her tight asshole and wet pussy in perfect, cruel unison. Unable to resist, Peach gags on the tentacle shoved deep down her throat, the monster’s grip absolute and unrelenting. Her pristine openings bulge as the tentacles erupt inside her, flooding her with warm cum, making her moan uncontrollably. This parody of innocence turns filthy fast, with Princess Peach drenched in slime and trembling from the relentless assault. Her supple skin glistens with sweat and slime, every touch sending shivers through her as she submits. Keep clicking ‘Next’ and lose yourself in this dark fantasy where Princess Peach becomes the ultimate captive of the tentacle beast. Feel the twisted energy of this Nintendo-inspired tentacle horror, where Princess Peach’s innocence is shattered beneath layers of dripping slime and hot, pulsing flesh.

Take control of Princess Peach and her sultry comrades as they plunge headfirst into a world bursting with risqué thrills and taboo excitement. Pick your heroine - Peach, Daisy, or Rosalyna - and tailor her look down to the smallest detail, molding her into your perfect desire as she dives into a treacherous yet wildly seductive quest. Prepare yourself for a journey that unfolds through perilous encounters, dripping with raw, explicit content designed to satisfy even your darkest cravings and push you beyond your limits. Manipulate every motion with intuitive controls, directing Peach or her friends as they navigate a series of lust-fueled challenges that reward your bold decisions with explosive, erotic payoffs. Play a raucous parody of the Super Mario Bros world where innocence is left behind and replaced by the raw intensity of hentai-inspired encounters that will have you coming back for more. Every moment wasted is a missed chance to lose yourself in this feverish adventure where perilous dungeons mix with steamy scenes, and every interaction is charged with sexual electricity.

This thing is basically fanfic with a dick, but it pretends to be a “game”. You pick between a couple of very familiar faces, like a certain pink little royal who keeps losing her kingdom, or the blue fox girl that every furry forum on Reddit has argued about for ten years. They’re all already horny, already ready, nobody is shy for more than two clicks. Consent here is weird: the game treats it like a checkbox that was ticked before you even opened the page. The girls are moaning and begging from the first loop, eyes wet, hips pushing back, so on the surface it looks like “enthusiastic consent”, but in reality they don’t have any agency. They are stuck in a loop that you run, like a Spotify playlist that only has “get fucked harder” on repeat. As an ethics nerd that also likes horny shit, that mix sits funny in my brain. The game is hot, sure, but it also turns consent into background noise, like the wallpaper you stop seeing.

Mechanically it’s dead simple. You click the shiny blue hex things and the scene jumps forward, more cock, more spit, more holes. No puzzles, no choices, no way for a girl to say “no” or even “not right now, my ass hurts”. You just move from “teasing” to “face getting smashed against something” in three taps. The anal scenes are just there, like of course you are going to stuff her ass, why would you even ask. It treats every hole as public property the moment you load the character. For some people that’s the fantasy, for me it raises a flag in the back of my head. These are based on characters that in their original games have their own story, their own small personality. Here, that gets stripped out and turned into pure fuck toy. The fox girl especially gets this wild animalistic vibe, tail up, tongue out, like a porn parody of a porn parody. It is hot and lazy at the same time. I kept thinking how easy it would have been to add literally one line where she decides she wants it, instead of existing only to be pounded like a flesh-shaped input field.

There’s this small detail that stuck with me: the way their faces lock into that “permanent ahegao but still aware” look. Eyes rolled, but they track the camera. Mouth open, drool, but they are somehow still delivering clear voice lines about how they need more. It is a small thing, but it shows exactly how the game sees them. Not as people, not even as fully fictional women with inner life, just as machines that react correctly when you press the right button. If you care about consent in virtual spaces, this is… complicated. On one side, no real person is hurt, no actress is pushed past her limits, it is all pixels. On the other side, we train our brains with what we consume. If every click makes a character beg for more even when her body is being twisted in ways that would snap a real spine, you stop noticing the dissonance. I kept toggling between being turned on and mentally drafting a lecture about informed consent in AI-driven characters. Then I clicked the next blue hex anyway. So yeah, horny trash with familiar faces, fun in the moment, ethically messy as hell, and it does not give a single fuck about that.