This whole thing feels like someone took every anime waifu you've ever crushed on and threw them into a blender with gacha mechanics. Pocket Waifu's got everyone - Megumin doing her explosion thing, Lucoa being all thicc dragon energy, even Tatsumaki looking perpetually annoyed while somehow being incredibly fuckable. The clicking gets mindless fast but honestly? That's kinda the point. You're not here for complex gameplay, you're here because seeing Rias Gremory in progressively skimpier outfits while numbers go up hits some primal part of your brain that retail therapy usually handles.

The progression system is whatever - click, level up, unlock scene, repeat. But fuck me the variety is impressive in a chaotic way. One minute you're getting a titjob from Lucy Heartfilia, next you're balls deep in some Nikke girl whose name I can't pronounce. The animations aren't groundbreaking but they get the job done, especially when Erza's doing that thing with her tongue or when Hinata finally stops being shy and goes full slut mode. Rosa from Pokemon looking absolutely stacked was not something I expected but here we are. The costumes unlock pretty regularly which keeps things fresh - nothing beats seeing Darkness in a maid outfit begging for it.

What's wild is how they managed to cram so many different series together without it feeling completely schizophrenic. Though honestly the Kobayashi dragon maids feel a bit out of place next to the more explicitly sexual characters, but whatever, Ilulu's tits make up for any tonal inconsistencies. The anal scenes with Sakura Matou hit different when you're three hours deep into idle clicking. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be managing resources and just end up staring at Yor Forger's ass physics for way too long. The mobile interface works fine but occasionally the click detection gets wonky during the more intense scenes which is annoying when you're trying to... multitask.

You die on a shitty first date and wake up staring at Rias’ tits. That’s basically the tone right away. No long build up, no “oh no what happened to me”, just you flat on your back, her in that tight outfit, looking down like she bought you on discount and is not sure if the product is broken or just horny. And guess what, you now belong to her and her little devil harem, which is honestly the most honest contract I’ve seen in a while.

The fun part is how the game treats the High School DxD cast. Rias is pure power fantasy and also total brat. One scene she sits on your lap, pushes your face in her boobs, calls you her “pet project”, and later acts like she did you a big favor by letting you cum on her stomach instead of just her hand. Akeno shows up like a walking BDSM quiz: “Question one, how much electricity can your balls take?” and then giggles like it’s afternoon tea. The teasing is constant. They drag you through the school halls in that classic uniform vibe, Asia bumping into you, apologizing with her big soft chest pressed in your face while Rias watches with this lazy smile, like she’s checking if you’ll stay loyal or just melt. Then you blink and suddenly Miki is pinning you to the couch, hips grinding, acting like “oh, I’m just helping Rias break you in.” There is a scene with toys that actually surprised me: Akeno pushing a vibrator along your shaft while Rias is sitting a bit away, legs crossed, pretending she’s only here to supervise, but her panties are getting wet and you can see the 3D jiggle when she moves wrong for half a second. On the other side you have Raynare and the others popping in with that monster girl edge, wings, claws, that cruel smile. Kalawarna treats you like office property: titfuck as a “performance review”, stroking your cock with those heavy boobs, asking “Are you loyal to your mistress?” while you’re trying not to blow early, because the game actually lets you fail that scene if you mess the timing. Which is funny and annoying at same time.

Some of the humor hits really hard. Like Asia walking in on Akeno tying you up, then trying to “help” by joining, but she only knows sweet missionary, so the whole thing turns into this bizarre combo of soft, loving vaginal sex from one side and cruel female domination from the other. The animated bits are honestly the best thing here. Rias bouncing slowly while riding you, red hair falling over your chest, then suddenly she leans forward and whispers something stupid like “You’re only alive because I wanted a toy” and you’re like, okay, step on me more. The camera sometimes lingers too long on feet for no reason, which is weird but also kind of on brand for DxD degeneracy. There is one scene with Mittelt where she pretends to be all innocent and then uses a toy on you with this little smug grin, and the only thing I hated is that it ended right when it got really nasty. Also, small complaint: they make you run around the school for dialogue triggers a bit too much when honestly I just want Rias to choke me with her thighs again. The adventure parts are there, clicking around, choosing who to serve first, but my brain kept going back to Akeno’s “quiz” and that one time Tsubasa just silently grinds on you in the clubroom like it’s no big deal. It’s messy, horny, sometimes stupid in a good way, and somehow the fact you died on a date fades away under a pile of big asses, bigger tits, and very smug devils who know exactly how much control they have over your dick.

There is something very funny for me in this game, because it pretends to be a normal Fairy Tail / High School DxD fan thing with guild jobs and all that, but actually it feels more like a messy personal diary of a horny guy who somehow got admin access to the world. You arrive as the “new member” of Fairy Tail, but it is not that heroic shonen fantasy at all. You walk around, you talk, you click, and every girl you remember from late-night fanart searches suddenly becomes a possible route, a possible target, and sometimes just a test object for your latest mind control bottle from that very suspicious magic shop. It looks almost harmless when you see the shelves full of potions and weird trinkets, but then you click one small line like “Use it on her” and the tone of the scene just falls straight into corruption land, without any apology. I like that, actually. The game is not pretending to be pure. It is horny and a bit cruel and kind of honest about it.

The most “narrative theorist” thing here is how the story is not really written in one direction. You are the pervy gravity center and everything bends around you. You go from Lucy flirting stupidly in that short skirt to Mirajane giving you this soft, too-sweet smile that hides the fact you just nudged her mind into being more “open” about public touching. One moment you chat with Juvia and it is just harmless fangirl energy, and then a single potion changes the conversation into “of course I should show you everything, master, I trust you.” The text is not super polished, sometimes weird grammar pops up and some jokes land like a rock, but this messiness makes the control feel stronger. Like: I am not reading literature; I am poking a beehive and seeing which scene stings. There was this time with Erza where I tried a wrong item first, and instead of instant sex scene she just gave me this cold, disappointed reaction that hurt more than any game over. I had to alt-tab to Discord for a second and complain to nobody. And then I came back and tried again with a different approach and, suddenly, steel queen Erza is blushing and her armor is kind of a suggestion instead of protection. That flip feels earned, even if it is just numbers changing behind the screen. Weird detail, but the small pause before some CGs appear, that half-second of nothing, makes the whole corruption feel like a breath being held. It is probably just my shitty laptop, but my brain turned it into a narrative beat and now I cannot unsee it. Anyway, the result is simple: big tits, familiar faces, your choices, your potions, and that guilty feeling when you realize you prefer mind controlled Rias over normal Rias and you are totally fine with that.