Jack thinks he’s signing up for a lazy babysitting gig. One week as a substitute teacher, some kids stuck in detention, easy paycheck, maybe a few essays to pretend to read while he checks his phone. Instead he walks into a pressure cooker full of horny, pissed-off students who all have way too much energy and absolute zero respect for authority. They test him, push him, flirt way past what any teacher should accept, and somewhere between the first “fuck you, sir” and the first time a girl “accidentally” bends over his desk, the whole thing stops feeling like detention and more like some messed up sex camp that nobody told the principal about. The classroom becomes their playground: desks scraping across the floor while someone gets pounded from behind, girls on their knees between lessons, spit and moans already soaking the place long before the actual lessons start.

The fun part is how the game leans into that power imbalance without even pretending it’s clean. You’ve got this weird setup where Jack is supposed to keep them in line, but everyone knows he’s the one getting dragged along. One moment you’re scolding a bratty student for not doing her assignment, next thing she’s on your lap, riding you slow and talking shit in your ear about how useless your rules are. There’s no shy fade out when it goes further either: wet mouths working over his cock under the desk while he tries to keep a straight face, drool and cum on chins, deep throat scenes where the camera stays right there while she gags and forces him all the way in. And yeah, the game is not afraid of messy endings. When you finally give in, there are bareback scenes where you keep thrusting and just let go inside, watching the cum spill out after, or stay buried and pump her full until she’s shaking against the chalkboard. The spanking is actually pretty satisfying too. Not just a quick slap. He puts girls over his knee, or leans them over the teacher’s desk, reddens their asses while they wiggle and pretend to complain, then fingers them until they’re soaking and begging to get fucked properly. Sometimes the punishment is more like a reward and they all know it.

What I liked most is that it never feels like you’re locked into just one girl. It builds this slow burn harem vibe, where every time you think “ok, I should probably focus on her now,” another student or an old flame wanders in, throws herself into the mix, and suddenly you’re balls-deep in someone else while the first one is licking his shaft clean between rounds. Different body types, skin tones, different attitudes too: the smart-mouthed troublemaker who calls him out but melts the second he grabs her hair, the shy one who looks like she shouldn’t even be in detention but swallows every drop without blinking, even that one girl who pretends she hates him and then spreads her legs the moment the classroom door locks. There’s a strong “teacher with too many secrets” feeling when he leaves school and ends up back with familiar faces, resolving all that twisted family drama from before. Lines blur a lot there, especially when the same guy who’s supposed to be grading tests is also sliding his cock raw into someone who calls him something way more intimate than “Mr.” while he finishes deep inside her. It all stacks up into this mess of overlapping relationships, jealousy that turns into group sex, a bunch of girls who slowly get comfortable sharing him instead of fighting over him. Sometimes the pacing stumbles and a scene feels like it ends right when you’re getting most into it, and the black video bug is annoying until you tweak that movie volume thing, but once it clicks, you’re surrounded by needy students, complicated exes, wet mouths, smacked asses and dripping cunts, and somehow Jack is still pretending he’s just the substitute.

Art & Love feels like someone mashed a horny dating app with that one semester you pretended to care about “expressing yourself” in art class, then quietly used every excuse to stare at boobs. The setup is simple: you’re a dude at an art college, surrounded by students who are way too hot to be that stressed about homework. Half the time you’re pretending to focus on sketches and color theory, and the other half you’re trying not to get caught staring at an ass that basically has its own gravity. It’s very on the nose, but that’s kind of the charm. No fake epic destiny, no big fantasy world, just “here’s your campus, here’s a bunch of curvy girls, try not to bust in your pants in the first ten minutes.”

The thing that hit me first is how the game treats “everyday life.” That phrase usually means boring filler. Here it means walking into a studio and your classmate is already bent over the table, boobs pressed against the canvas because she’s “fixing the composition,” and your brain just shuts down. The animations do a lot of work in these scenes. When a girl leans in close and you can actually see her chest bounce as she adjusts her pose, or when your hand slides over a thigh in a half-accidental grope that doesn’t really look accidental, it sells the moment. Sometimes it feels almost too animated, like the dev got a new toy and refuses to chill. A girl shrugs and her tits move more than the rest of her body, like they’re trying to escape. It’s hot, but also kind of funny in a scuffed porn video way.

Where it gets interesting is the mix of romance and all the low-key harassment that just sort of “happens.” You’re not some silent saint. You grab, you stare, you “help adjust the pose” and your hands linger on big soft curves way longer than necessary. There’s a scene where you help a girl practice body painting in the empty classroom. She thinks you’re just drawing on her back, but your hands slide to her sides, then under her shirt, and she hesitates just a little before leaning into it. The camera lingers hard on her breathing and the way her ass presses into your lap. Then later that same girl might be sitting with you on a bench outside, talking about her stupid childhood dream of becoming a painter for kids books, and it weirdly works. You jerked off to her ten minutes ago and now you’re listening to her talk about brushes and Instagram algorithms like you’re on a normal date. Well. A normal date where you keep remembering how her tits looked squeezed against your hands and you can’t stop adjusting your pants.

There’s plenty of solo stuff too. Game really likes the “I came home from class and I can’t stop thinking about that one accidental grope” vibe. One scene has you in your dorm, phone on the bed, scrolling Pixiv, and you keep seeing art nudes and suddenly you’re replaying that moment of pressing up against a girl in the hallway. The MC just says screw it, drops pants, and it goes into a masturbation scene that actually feels connected to what happened earlier. He’s not just jerking it in a void, he’s replaying specific details. The way her hair smelled. The little shock when she didn’t pull away after your hand brushed against her breasts. And then a new message pops up from her while you’re mid-stroke, some innocent “hey, can you help me with my project tomorrow?” text, and it hits way filthier than it should. I laughed, then kept going.

Campus stuff is all over the place. Sometimes you walk into the workshop and it’s quiet, sunlight on the floor, girl sitting cross-legged on a stool in shorts that absolutely do not meet any dress code, and the scene plays like a soft romance moment. Other times you’re in a crowded hallway, trying to squeeze through, and “accidental” groping happens in a way that really isn’t accidental at all. You feel a big ass grind against you, she pretends to ignore it, then glances back with this tiny smirk. Those small beats land harder than the big in-your-face sex scenes, honestly. Even the dialogue has this slightly broken rhythm that reminded me of messaging on Telegram with someone horny who’s also tired from class. It’s rough in places, some lines sound like Google Translate lost a fight, but that kind of fits the whole vibe. Art & Love isn’t trying to be perfect. It’s more like that messy sketchbook the teacher would hate, full of half-finished drawings and big titted girls in the margins, except this time the sketchbook looks back at you and asks why your hand is still on her thigh.

Everyone already knows what kind of game this is the moment they see Cammy in that tight green thing and Juri smiling like she wants to hurt you and kiss you at same time, so I will just say it straight: this is basically a horny gacha dream where all the fighting girls you used to “pause” YouTube clips for are now in a city that feels like mix of shady alley, school hallway and cheap love hotel, and all of them want to test you both in battle and on the bed. You walk around this dirty neon street hub, one minute arguing with a drunk guy about fighting tournaments, next minute you are in a classroom with Mai pretending to be a teacher and telling you to “focus on lesson” while slowly opening her top, and of course my monkey brain just thinks “ok, pull again, I need the alt outfit where she has the glasses and the crop riding up when she bends.” I play on my phone in bed, on Chrome, half the time with Telegram notifications popping up on top of Juri’s face while she is literally riding you, and I still don’t close the tabs, just push them away like flies.

The structure is kind of wild. You got this turn based battle system that looks normal at start, but then you realize skills are basically foreplay. You choose stuff like “Taunt,” “Seduce,” “Overwhelm” and you watch the girls react. If you win, they strip in stages and you get new scenes, and sometimes if you lose they flip you, sit on your chest and turn the whole thing into a femdom punishment route where you are tied, gagged, and she uses your face like a training dummy. Cammy is the funniest to me, she acts all serious soldier girl, but her “finisher” when you max affection is literally pinning you on the locker room bench, holding your wrists with one hand behind your head while you are inside her, and she keeps thrusting down until she forces you to cum deep, then smirks when you see the creampie dripping out later in the shower scene. They even have a school rooftop event where she pretends it is “training” and makes you keep going without pulling out while some random NPCs walk under the roof, and the camera angle shows you her boots pressing on the fence while she squeezes your hand. And yeah, sometimes it goes full male dom too, like with Mai where you finally get enough affection and she drops the teasing and lets you slam her against the arcade machine, legs around your waist, the screen blinking “K.O.” behind her while you fuck her hard and finish inside. It is stupid, over the top, and honestly the reason I keep buying premium pulls even when I swear I will stop, because that one alt Juri costume where she does a footjob during the “victory reward” took me like 80 rolls and I hated every second and still did it again the next day.

The writing is all over the place in a good-bad way. One scene you have cute handholding and romance in a quiet street with Chun-Li, she is walking next to you in normal clothes, talking about how she is tired of being strong all the time, then you end up in a tiny love hotel room where she climbs on top of you and rides you slow, kissing you, lots of soft moans, she asks if she can feel you cum inside and you actually feel like, ok this is kind of wholesome. Then two clicks later Juri appears in some fantasy dungeon side quest with magic cuffs, zaps you with some weird power, and sits on your face until you can’t breathe, grinding on your tongue while she jerks your cock with one hand, laughing, then forces you to cum on her feet and tells you to lick it off. There is goofy humor around too, like a gacha banner literally called “MILF Crisis” where you can summon alternate Chun and a new older teacher OC, and they joke about the rates being worse than Genshin. I was on Discord complaining about my luck while watching the animated blowjob scene buffer, because my Wi-Fi decided to die exactly when Cammy is swallowing, and it froze on her cheeks bulging with cum like a cursed WhatsApp sticker. Combat balancing is kind of scuffed, some enemies just stun lock you, and status effects feel random, but honestly I only notice because sometimes I just want to rush to the next blowjob or toy scene. The one thing that annoys me is the stupid tiny UI button to auto-skip text, I keep hitting it by accident when I’m trying to tap her nipples during the interactive masturbation scene, then the whole dialogue jumps and I miss some dirty line I wanted to read again. I complain, but then they hit me with an exhibitionism event where you are in the school gym storage room with a girl on her knees, giving you sloppy oral while the door is half open, people walking by outside, and she tries to keep quiet but chokes when you grab her hair and push deeper. And of course I forget all the issues and open my wallet like an idiot for another lewd gacha pull.

Goldream City sounds like some cheap mobile gacha name, but here it’s just the horny summer town where almost nobody keeps their clothes on for long and half the neighbors are monsters with tits bigger than common sense. You play this “returning home” guy who pretends he’s coming back for a relaxing vacation, but every single corner of the city is like a porn genre speedrun. One day you’re flirting with your sweet “childhood friend” at the school rooftop, next day you’re in some shady alley watching a milf mom get pounded by a huge black cock while her husband pretends he doesn’t see it. The game kind of laughs at you for trying to be romantic when literally everyone is cheating on everyone and half the cast is secretly in heat. There’s this mix of visual novel scenes and sandbox wandering around town, so you go from casual small talk about homework to “hey, do you want to see how deep this futa can go” in like two clicks.

What really hits weird is how normal the corruption feels after a while. At first you might think “ok, this is my nice pure girl, I will protect her,” and ten scenes later you’re watching her moan on some monster girl’s tentacles while a big black cock uses her throat like it’s a warm toy. It doesn’t even pretend to be fair to the male characters. Husbands, boyfriends, that shy virgin classmate, they just get blacked, cucked, stolen, and the game winks at you like it’s telling an old meme. Sometimes you are the one doing the stealing, sometimes you are just the pervert hiding in the closet, jerking off while your crush gets double stuffed, and the worst part is that the story keeps going like this is totally normal summer behavior. There is incest teased in that kind of “we both know this is wrong but we keep standing too close in the kitchen” way, and the futa and lesbian stuff sneaks in casually: one moment it’s innocent kissing at the beach, next moment she’s pulling out a cock bigger than your arm and pounding a blushing schoolgirl from behind while you sit there with your sad little handjob. The mix of pregnancy risk, anal, titfucks, footjobs, spanking, public teasing on the bus, it’s like some horny dev opened a porn tag list and said “yes” to everything. Sometimes it’s hot, sometimes it’s too much, sometimes the AI and 2D/3D art clash and someone’s tits look like they’re from another dimension, but then the game hits you with a quiet moment on a summer night, soft romance, slow blowjob under the stars, and in the next scene that same girl is on her knees with three cocks in her, crying from pleasure while you pretend you still have control of this story. You don’t. That’s kind of the whole joke.

Rumors always sound stupid until you are the one they whisper about. This game throws you into one of those sticky school legends, the “there is a satanic cult behind the gym” kind of bullshit, except you actually trip over the damn book they are using. Not a cute grimoire with sparkles, more like something that looks like it smells of old cum and candle smoke. You crack it open for a laugh, and the first thing it gives you is the power to make the class virgin blush so hard she almost creams herself in the middle of an “examination” scene where the teacher leans too close, her tits brushing your arm, and you realize the book is not just edgy goth decor. It lets you push people, twist their lust, nudge their fears, and at first you just use it for small shit: making your best friend text you late at night with “I had this weird dream, why were you watching me in the shower?” while you are literally watching him through some voyeur spell on your phone, zooming in like it is some cursed Pornhub live cam. The game plays like a mix of visual novel and sandbox, you wander around school halls, club rooms, that empty classroom behind the science lab where the “mystery club” girl hides her monster girl hentai doujins, and every choice you poke in the text gets a horny consequence ten minutes later. Sometimes it is just teasing, a milf teacher accidentally pressing her big ass on your desk while bending over the board, sometimes it turns into full on corruption, like you mark a shy futa class rep with a little symbol and next time you see her she is in the bathroom stall, stroking a throbbing cock that looks too heavy for her thin legs, biting her lip and mumbling your name.

The story pretends to be about this “evil power” and responsibility, but half the time I forgot the cult plot and just chased who I could break or save or both. You can go playful, using the book to make girls horny at the worst moments, like forcing a strict nurse to lactate during a routine health check, milk stains spreading on her white top while she clenches her thighs, then suddenly she is grabbing your hand and shoving it under her skirt, muttering how this is “for science.” Or you lean into full NTR stuff, using blackmail photos and the book’s little curse tricks to push a sweet romance into pure cheating. There is one brutal route where your “best friend” tries to confess to his crush under the cherry tree and you quietly tweak her feelings so she accepts, then later you drag her into a storage room and she is on her knees around your cock, choking and crying because she knows she is his, but the spell makes betrayal feel like a delicious punishment. The game loves mixing that hurt with the horny: a loyal girlfriend getting pounded by a big black cock you summoned from some “monster” page, your corrupted class rep in a gangbang bukkake scene with faceless students dripping on her glasses, the principal on her knees in the occult club room giving a sloppy oral exam as if it is normal curriculum. There is futa, femdom, crossdressing sissification stuff where the book flips your own body, giving you a fat futa dick for one route, soft tits in another, forcing you into a skirt while a female domination demon spanks you until you are hard just from the pain. One day you are fingering a shy monster girl by the pool during summer vacation, her tail curling around your wrist as she begs for creampie, the next you are watching a furry club president hump your enchanted sex toy in the empty gym. It is messy, horny, a bit mean, and the book never really feels safe; every time you use it to make someone moan louder in a titfuck or a footjob scene, there is that tiny line of text hinting that maybe the book is also rewriting you, turning a “regular student” into something closer to the cult freaks you laughed at in the first place.

This thing feels like some horny slice-of-life anime that accidentally grew a brain. You start as this guy who basically got reshuffled into a new "family" after shit went bad when he was younger, but nobody is actually related. That tiny detail changes the whole vibe. They act like family, they live like family, they fight over stupid stuff like family, but the game keeps poking at that soft spot of "ok, but what if I actually want to fuck them?" And it does not pretend you don’t. The school setting adds this weird double-life feeling: in the morning you’re in uniform, pretending to be normal, then you come back home and your world is full of big tits, tight shorts, and that one pair of yoga pants that should honestly be illegal.

What I liked is how the sandbox part lets you be a bit of a sneaky bastard. You’re not forced into one straight line. You wake up, you check your phone, maybe you jerk off to a photo you grabbed earlier, maybe you go to the bathroom and "accidentally" walk in on someone showering, maybe you go to school and sit in class trying not to pop a full tent because you remember what happened last night on the couch. It’s the little moments that really feel filthy. Like that time I was just clicking through rooms, half distracted, and walked in at the exact time one of the women was alone with a vibrator, legs spread, trying to stay quiet. The animation is short but it hits. Her ass is bouncing slightly, tits moving with her hands, and you have the choice to watch like a creep or interrupt. I picked watch, obviously. No regrets. Well, a few.

The game really loves big asses and huge boobs, like it’s almost a fetish museum sometimes. You’re in the kitchen, you bend down to open a drawer, camera just forgets the drawer and zooms mentally on her ass. In bed scenes, those tits are front and center, and vaginal sex is not some fade-to-black hint, you literally see everything. They like to show you the penetration, the wetness, the slow push in, then suddenly the pace goes crazy and she’s moaning into a pillow so nobody in the next room hears. Sometimes you get sex toys involved, and it actually fits the characters. One girl acts shy as hell, but then you find out she’s been hiding this pink dildo in a stupidly obvious place and using it every time the house is quiet. I got her to admit it in one of the routes and she asked me to "help" her because the toy wasn’t enough anymore. That scene in her room, her on all fours, toy in one hand, you behind her, fucking her while she tries to keep her voice low so the rest of the "family" doesn’t notice, is probably when the game finally clicked for me. It pretends to be wholesome, but everyone’s horny, lonely and pretending not to be, and the game just lets all that pressure leak out in the dirtiest way possible.

James feels like that pretty boy in class everyone whispers about but nobody admits jerking off to. School corridors, magic crap going wrong in the background, that weird island atmosphere where you can tell everyone is hiding something dirty under a thin layer of “normal”. As a lingerie designer, I kept catching myself pausing the game, staring at how they framed his body and thinking, ok, that’s exactly the vibe when you put a guy in semi-sheer mesh briefs and pretend it’s “just for comfort”. The whole story plays like a horny coming-of-age with supernatural sauce, boys testing limits, monsters that look a bit too curious, and that slow teasing where a hand on a thigh is somehow hotter than a full nude. You go from school gossip to “why is that magical creature eyeing my ass” really fast, and it kind of works.

What I like most is how the game treats male bodies almost like outfits to layer and unwrap. You get this school setting, but instead of boring uniforms, it feels like everyone is half ready for a photoshoot and half ready for a blowjob behind the gym. There’s oral, there’s anal, there’s magic involved in ways that made me think of those dressing room mirrors in Zara that somehow always show your best angle. One scene stuck with me: James in a quiet classroom, late, the light is too soft, another boy gets way too close, they argue about something stupid and suddenly the argument melts into a blowjob under the desk while a strange sound outside reminds you this island is not normal at all. It’s messy, a bit clumsy, hot in that “this should not be happening, but it is” way. The twins are another story. They have that mirrored energy that in fashion we use for twin looks, but here it’s more like “are you two going to share him or fight over who gets his ass first”. When they start teasing, it feels like watching a runway where the model is very obviously not wearing anything under that long coat, and you just wait for it to open.

The sandbox stuff turns the island into a kind of horny playground. You wander, poke at places you shouldn’t, trigger scenes that feel like you just swiped right on the wrong guy on Grindr at 11 in the morning and still went to his place. There is one supernatural encounter in the forest that made me laugh because the creature had more rizz than half the guys on Tinder, and it goes from threat to “ok, I’m on my knees now” way too fast. At one point I was annoyed by how I kept looping the same area trying to make a specific sex scene fire, kind of like scrolling Instagram Reels looking for one exact video you forgot to save. The pacing is a bit off, some moments feel like waiting in a fitting room queue, horny and bored at the same time. But then you get a scene where James is bent over, magic crackling in the air, someone using his mouth like it actually belongs to them, and suddenly I forgive everything. It’s trashy and sweet, rough and pretty, like lace jockstraps worn under a school blazer. Totally impractical. Completely the point.

You’re sitting there, phone in hand, thinking it’s just another cute little “help the girl get ready for her school exam” sim, right? Hair, makeup, outfit, some dialogue choices, a few horny CGs later. Easy. Except the “girl” the game wants to send to that exam is you. And you started this story with a dick, a very normal male student brain, and zero idea why the fuck you’re suddenly being measured on eyeliner technique and how well you can sway your hips in a tight skirt without flashing half the class.

The game opens quiet, almost boring, and that’s what hooked me. No instant blowjob tutorial, no “here’s your harem, pick a hole.” Just a nervous morning, a school setting that feels too normal, and weird little hints that something is off with your body. The first time you realize your reflection in the mirror doesn’t match the way you remember yourself, it hits like a small car crash. The dev takes their time with it, slow corruption of gender and morals at the same time. First it’s “just crossdressing for this one exam.” Then it’s “well, you need to practice walking in heels, let the teacher help your posture.” Then somehow you’re bent over the desk, feeling your ass slapped and graded like part of the curriculum, and the worst part is your in-game thoughts start to enjoy it. Those internal monologue lines when you’re getting groped in the hallway, and you catch yourself wondering which of the boys has the biggest cock, were dirtier than the actual CGs for me.

I liked how the game makes you complicit in your own downfall. You pick the lipstick shade that later gets smeared during a messy oral exam. You choose to act “a bit more submissive” to get a better score, and suddenly you’re on your knees between two classmates, throat used like a warm hole while the teacher pretends not to see. They pretend badly. There is some netorare shit going on, too, but sideways: your old male identity kind of feels like the one getting cuckolded as your new girly body gets filled, stretched, creampied. One run I had my “good girl” reputation used as an excuse to parade me in front of older staff, a humiliating little exhibition where they check if the “student” is ready. Gloved fingers spreading you open, comments about how tight you are and how a nice big black cock will fix that. Another run I resisted more and the corruption took longer, with more teasing, more “accidental” touches, more voyeur scenes in locker rooms and bathrooms, like the game was punishing me for not giving in fast enough by cranking up the sexual harassment.

It feels janky in spots. Some AI CGs look amazing from one angle and kind of cursed from another, like the face doesn’t fully match the body, or the hands are doing that weird too-many-fingers thing if you stare too long. I still stared. The summer vibe is weirdly relaxing though, all bright classrooms and sunlit corridors while behind the scenes you’re being turned into the school’s futa toy or the class’ shared virgin project, depending on choices. There is this one branching bit where you can agree to a “private tutoring” session with a strict female teacher and it starts as normal exam prep, then she makes you spread your legs on the chair, checks how wet you are “from stress,” and then uses you until you’re shaking, all while lecturing about responsibility. Female domination scenes like that felt personal, intimate in a fucked up way. Then later the same character can watch you get stuffed by multiple guys at once, barely saying anything, just writing notes like you’re a lab rat. It messed with my head in a good way.

The story is mostly kinetic in pacing but still manages to feel like a sandbox for your humiliation. One time I focused on being the perfect obedient girl and ended up pregnant from an exam “reward,” cum dripping out in a medical examination scene that treated your belly like a test result. Another time I pushed for more wild stuff and unlocked a futa transformation path, where you keep a cock while having this soft, thick ass and big boobs, so they test how many students can fit inside or around you at once. I still have the scene of being pushed up against the classroom window in my head, skirt hitched, some monster girl-looking classmate pounding me from behind while random NPCs walk outside, clueless. The game doesn’t rush those moments. It lets your thoughts spiral, your shame grow, your arousal betray you. It’s messy, inconsistent, a little ugly here and there, but the slow burn into full sissification and “everyone uses the exam girl” fantasy hits way harder because of that.

Temptation’s Ballad feels like someone took a horny D&D session, removed the shy players, pumped the bard full of slutty energy and then forgot to write a safe word. You start in this medieval fantasy city that pretends to be serious with demons and noble houses and gods and whatever, but the game is very honest about what actually matters: who you’re going to fuck, how badly you’re going to mess up your party’s reputation, and how much property damage your dick (or tits) indirectly causes. It calls itself “fairly linear” but it doesn’t feel stiff. More like a drunk march in one direction where you keep getting distracted by a hot ass in the alley, some half‑clothed monster girl in a tavern, or a noble milf who really needs “help” with her magic circle. One moment you’re trying to act like a real hero, the next you’re getting your face sat on by a smug futa demon who treats you like her favorite chew toy. The story leans on the classic trio of idiots party setup: disaster gay, smug bastard, and something in between that definitely should not be trusted around potions. Their banter is half the fun, because they talk like actual horny people who overshare, tease, flirt too hard, then pretend it was “just a joke” while obviously staring at each other’s bulges. There’s real romance in there, surprisingly soft sometimes, and the game just throws it next to scenes where someone is getting spanked in a backroom while a voyeur peeks through the cracks. It shouldn’t work together, but it does, like putting lube on holy water.

The erotic tone is really on that line between silly and nasty. You get all the classic stuff: sloppy oral, tits used like they’re religious objects, thick cocks that clearly don’t follow standard fantasy anatomy rules, creampies that would absolutely require healing spells after. The city of Axia feels like a sandbox for kinks, even if the main plot is straight like an arrow. You’ll walk into a side scene thinking “okay, just dialogue” and suddenly there is a dommy knight stepping on someone’s chest, or a monster girl wrapping a tail around a guy’s throat while riding him. There’s casual interracial stuff, big black cock jokes thrown in like shitposts, and netorare tension playing in the background when someone’s crush gets a little too cozy with a rival. The game never stops to politely explain corruption or cheating either, it just lets you sit there with that ugly horny feeling in your chest while a character moans another person’s name. Sometimes the pacing is a mess and a really nice emotional beat gets bulldozed by a sex scene with way too much groping and not enough build up, like the writer was afraid to let you breathe. I kinda hate that. I also kinda love it. The soundtrack is the quiet hero here, by the way. Fantasy tavern strings and flutes that slide into slow, bass‑heavy, low‑tempo tracks when clothes start coming off, the kind of music that makes you turn down your volume on Discord because you know exactly what you’re doing. There’s even this one track that loops during a teasing scene where a character keeps grinding on your lap but “won’t let you cum yet” and the rhythm matches the fucking text speed. That little sync made me laugh and then immediately shut up because it actually turned me on. It’s not a classy game. It doesn’t want to be. It’s messy, loud, horny, too obsessed with big boobs and bigger problems, and Axia feels like a place where every summer vacation ends with someone pregnant, corrupted, or tied to a bed. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?