Cursed roadtrip with three hot girls and a van that smells a little like old socks. That is basically the whole vibe here, but with ghosts, tentacles, and enough cheating drama to fill a Reddit relationship thread. You play the classic “nice guy but kinda loser” who suddenly becomes the driver, bodyguard, emotional trash can, and occasional sex god for Bianca, Tori and Zoe on the way to a DJ festival in the middle of nowhere. The game starts like some regular romance thing, all POV shots of thighs in tiny shorts and flirty teasing in the van, but it slowly slides into paranormal horny chaos where you are not sure if you are seducing them or if some cursed mansion is seducing all of you together. In a good way. Or a very bad way, depending how you feel about tentacles grabbing a girl’s tits while she rides you on a dusty sofa.

The strongest thing here is how the game makes the girls feel actually different. Bianca acts like the loyal girlfriend type at first, very “I shouldn’t, I have a boyfriend” while her top is one deep breath away from a full titfuck. Zoe is the smug one who likes to poke your ego, call you pathetic, then accidentally moan when you grope her in a dark hallway because she “thought it was a ghost.” Tori is the chill party girl with a big ass that the camera loves more than story logic. One moment you are listening to them argue about room arrangements in the hotel, next moment you are in a POV blowjob scene where she is trying to prove she can be “quiet” and fails so hard you expect the neighbors to call the cops. There are multiple endings, so your choices actually matter. You can be the corrupted asshole who happily fucks his cousin’s girlfriend and lets the mansion eat her soul, or the reluctant guy who resists some of the netorare stuff and tries to play hero. It pretends to be romance, but the game really wants you to press all the wrong options and ruin everyone’s morals.

The sex variety is messy in a fun way. There is standard vanilla vaginal sex with creampie closeups, lazy titfucks where the girl is kind of annoyed but still sliding those big tits around your cock, a surprisingly tender handjob in the van while the other two sleep, and then the mansion parts where it gets into BDSM, choking, chains on the bed, paranormal groping, tentacles sliding under skirts and making a girl climax while she begs you to “pull them out” but you obviously don’t, because the animation is too good. The corruption angle slowly ramps, so first you just sneak a look at cleavage, then later you are ordering one girl to lick another while you watch, and somehow the game keeps a straight face like it is character development. POV helps a lot here, it feels like the entire world is just bouncing asses and open mouths directed at you. Sometimes the mobile controls are a bit annoying when you try to pick a choice and the tap hits the log instead, but nobody is reading the dialogue anyway once the milf ghost shows up and decides you need oral sex as “payment” for staying the night. There is even a kind of soft NTR moment where you watch Bianca doing something she swore she would never do and the game lets you keep going or stop her, pretending you still have a moral compass left. You probably don’t.

Dirty Fantasy feels like someone took your Pornhub search history, your old Witcher saves and half of r/LeagueNSFW, threw them in a blender and said “yeah, fuck it, that’s the story now”. You play as this very self-aware male protagonist who is clearly written by someone that thinks he’s a macho god, but somehow it kind of works. One moment you’re chatting with Ciri like you’re on Telegram trying not to sound horny, next moment you’re accidentally agreeing to a threesome with Jinx and Vi and realizing you absolutely clicked through that dialogue too fast. It has this weird energy where all the girls already look at you like they’ve read your browser history and decided they’re cool with it. The world hops from Witcher-style tavern vibes to Piltover streets to some creepy tentacle dungeon that feels like somebody spent too much time on certain Doujinshi apps, but it never takes itself serious, and that’s the charm. You just bounce around, flirt, screw up, then screw, in that order or not, depending how drunk you click.

Sex scenes are the real meat here, shocker. It goes all in: vaginal, anal, oral, titfucks, toys, proper dripping creampies, soft stuff, rough stuff, and of course tentacles that show up exactly when you think “they wouldn’t actually do tentacles, right?” Ahri doing slow, teasing oral like she knows she’s the main event, Caitlyn trying to stay all proper while you rail her from behind, Katarina acting like she’s in charge right until she’s on her knees, Ciri climbing on top like this is some weird crossover mod you forgot you installed. Some scenes are straight-up group chaos, like when Jinx brings “friends” and suddenly you’re in full orgy territory, bodies everywhere, cumshots stacked on top of each other, that kind of animated loop you end up watching three times because you keep catching some new detail in the background. Animations are not perfect, sometimes a hip moves weird or a hand clips somewhere it shouldn’t, but honestly, with a dick in a mouth and a tentacle in places you’re not proud to admit you like, who’s counting pixels. The one thing that annoyed me for real is how long it sometimes takes to actually get to the next sex scene, like you’re stuck in a tease loop while the story pretends it matters. But then Ahri bites her lip, or Vi pins you to the wall, or Ciri asks if you can “go again” and suddenly you forget you were mad at all. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy, sometimes funny on purpose, sometimes funny by accident, and feels exactly like opening three incognito tabs at once and letting them bleed into each other until it’s just you, a bunch of big tits from different universes, and zero regrets.

Ariana is the kind of heroine who really shouldn’t be in charge of saving a damn thing, which is exactly why she works here. She’s a thief first, a horny mess second, and some kind of reluctant savior only if she can squeeze it between getting railed and looting pockets. The village of Pyrewood is already fucked in the head when you arrive, infected by this weird lust plague that basically tells everyone “forget self-control, just fuck.” It’s not subtle. You walk past the church, hear chanting, and for a second you think “ok, serious religious scene,” then suddenly you’re watching what looks like a holy bukkake mass while Ariana pretends to look shocked and still doesn’t move away. The story pretends to be dark fantasy but keeps tripping over its own horny feet. One moment Ariana is investigating strange symbols on a wall, next moment the wall opens and some tentacle creep decides to check her insides like she’s part of a quality control test. And yeah, of course she fights, and of course the fight quickly turns into moaning and sloppy animation. It’s that kind of game where “corruption” doesn’t mean slow moral decay, it means she goes from “I shouldn’t do this” to “choke me and fill me” in like, two scenes.

What I actually like, as someone who nerds out over leveling and choices way too much, is how the factions feel like three different flavors of porn brain. The Inquisition path is all about discipline and punishment, lots of “you sinned, now take it” vibes, with Ariana flagged as the naughty sinner that needs to confess with her legs open. The Mage path is basically “science, but horny,” with magic circles, weird experiments, and scenes where masturbation is treated like a diagnostic tool. Then you have The Orgy faction, which just gives up on pretending and goes full “everyone fucks, everything moves, liquids everywhere.” It feels like the dev sat there and said “ok, what if the corruption bar is less a stat and more a porn playlist.” You see it in small moments too, like Ariana trying to resist a cult ritual, the camera lingering on her face as she hesitates, then suddenly she’s surrounded and her body gives in before her dialogue does. Or when she ends up bred in a scene you didn’t fully expect, and the game quietly tracks that, acting like pregnancy is just another logical result of spunk flooding her every hole. It’s messy, horny, sometimes stupid, sometimes hot as hell, and the game never really decides if Ariana is a victim of the plague or its happiest customer. Which is probably why it works at all.

Mythos feels like somebody smashed together a late night crime podcast, a horny anime parody and that weird urban legend subreddit you scroll on your phone when you should be sleeping, then sprinkled way too many tits on top and said “yeah, this is fine”. You pick if you’re playing as a guy or a girl right at the start, and it actually matters, not just in “pronoun changed, congrats” way. Some scenes twist a bit depending on your body, who stares at you, who you can seduce, whose hand “accidentally” lands on your ass in the train when the lights flicker and the supernatural stuff leaks through. There is this first big moment where you’re at Lisa’s memorial, staring at a photo of your ex who got murdered in some fucked up way nobody wants to explain, and two completely different types of people hit on you almost at the same time: a smug cop with that “I’m totally abusing my badge” vibe, and this soft spoken girl with huge tits spilling out of a tight uniform that should absolutely not be legal in a public place. The game doesn’t stop to tell you “this is a choice”. It just lets you go horny detective or horny victim or both and quietly tracks who you want to bend you over later.

Sex is not just “reward unlocked, here’s generic bouncing”. You’re running around this fake-modern city where vampires are landlords, tentacle things hang out in dark alleys like drunk ninjas and one busty elf professor keeps “tutoring” you after class, squeezing your thigh while talking about mythology like she isn’t about to slide under the desk and wrap her lips around you. There is a scene at a cheap business hotel during a “vacation” that is not really a vacation. You’re supposed to investigate, but instead you spend half the night pinned against the balcony railing by a frustrated MILF who is technically someone’s wife and technically not human and technically doesn’t give a fuck. She rides you slow while the neon signs below blink and you can choose if you pull out or let her take every drop and feel that messy creampie drip down her inner thighs while she laughs and calls you a good little snack. Later the same day, basically in the same clothes, the story casually throws you into this awful netorare-ish angle where you watch through a half open door as a different woman you got close to is getting pounded by some supernatural asshole with a cock way bigger than yours. The game lets you peek, or walk away, or join and turn it into harem chaos. If you stay hidden, you see her begging for more, getting titfucked until her face is glazed and you can’t decide if you hate her, hate yourself, or just want in. And that mood, that messy mix of comedy, jealousy, horror and “fuck it, let’s suck his balls too”, that’s pretty much Mythos all the way through, jumping between murder clues, meme jokes, romance sweetness, corruption temptations and stupidly hot tentacle scenes in the dark where you swear you’re still solving a case while something slimy is filling your ass and your mouth at the same time.