This one hit my brain in a funny way. I opened it expecting some quick brain-off porn, something to alt-tab from while pretending to answer Slack, and instead I ended up kind of staring at Umemaro like, “ok girl, you good?” She’s this cute Japanese brunette with tits so heavy they look like they have their own gravity. The game doesn’t really pretend she’s anything else. No big plot, no fake emotional drama, she’s basically a walking “fuck me” button. At first I was a bit annoyed, like alright, another dev who saw one hentai OVA and decided that’s peak writing. But then the camera got close while she swallowed this thick cock and my queer ass stopped complaining very fast.

What stands out a lot is how unapologetic the focus on her chest is. Not in a romantic way, not even in a soft “booba” way. It’s just: here’s huge boobs, watch them get used. Her paizuri scenes look like the dev had a folder named “physics test” and never stopped tweaking it. Sometimes the jiggle is too much, you kinda feel like her spine should be screaming, but because it’s hentai, your brain just shrugs and goes, yeah sure, anime biology. There’s this one moment where she’s stroking a cock with her tits, spit everywhere, and she looks up with that glazed horny face that oldschool umemaro stuff loves, and I caught myself smiling like an idiot. It’s trashy, but it knows it’s trashy, and that makes it weirdly charming and also not charming at all.

The game leans hard into her being greedy for cock. She goes from blowjob to deepthroat so fast it’s like she skipped the tutorial. There’s that specific angle where the camera sits under her chin while her throat bulges a little and you hear those wet choking sounds. If you’re sensitive about gagging audio, this might be too much, but I honestly appreciated that it doesn’t cut away. She’s drooling over this guy, mascara hanging on for dear life, and you can tell the dev really loves that “she’s trying too hard but still wants more” vibe. Later, when they flip her around and fuck her from behind, her ass keeps stealing the whole scene from her tits, which is actually kind of rude. The way the creampie is shown is almost comical, like the guy’s balls were pressurized by some hentai god, but the camera just lingers on it dripping out of her, no rush. As a queer rep watcher, there’s exactly zero LGBTQ+ anything here, unless you count me sitting there going “ok, I’d let her rail me instead.” It’s straight as hell, very male-gaze, very focused on “look how much cum she can take,” and yet I can see a lot of lesbians and bi folks still bookmarking this. Porn is weird like that.

Old perv in a dusty manor calls you in like some porn version of Sherlock, throws you a baby photo and goes “find my 20-year-old daughter I never met.” That’s the vibe right away. It feels cheap in the good way, like those crusty old hentai DVDs you’d hide behind “normal” anime on the shelf. You’re a private detective, sure, but mostly you’re the kind of “detective” who solves mysteries with his dick and whatever half-ass charm lines the game gives you. One second you’re doing fake noir investigation, next second you’re balls deep in some girl who absolutely should not be trusting this random guy who just showed up asking weird questions. The tone jumps from goofy humor to full-on filth so fast it’s kind of perfect. Totally not serious, the writing is broken in places and some lines sound like they were translated twice, but that actually fits the vibe. Like, you ask about clues and ten seconds later she’s on her knees, gagging on you to “help the investigation.” Logical? No. Hot? Yeah, kinda.

Characters are classic porn archetypes and it doesn’t pretend to be more. Big boobs everywhere, like gravity gave up. You’ve got the redhead with attitude that melts the second you push her against something, the blonde maid who keeps saying “it’s wrong” while still taking every drop, the sweet brunette who looks innocent until she’s riding you and begging for a creampie because “maybe that will bring the truth out.” Dialog makes no sense sometimes, but then she’s drooling around a deepthroat scene and your brain stops caring. Titfuck, paizuri, long blowjob routes where you can actually see her get tired, then keep going, facial all over her face and hair, the usual, but it stacks nicely. I kinda hated that one minigame where you have to hit the right timing to “seduce” them with your answers, because the hitbox on the bar thing feels off, like my mouse lags only in that part. Still, when you finally get it right and it cuts to her bent over, ass up, pussy and asshole both shiny and ready, you kind of forgive the jank. Anal scenes are very porn-logic, no prep, just spit and go, and surprisingly that fits the absurd tone. There’s this milk bit too that caught me off guard, not full-on fetish focus, more like a short detour, and then it never really comes back properly, which annoys me more than it should. But yeah, the whole “games of desire” thing here is basically: say the flirty line, click through, watch them break, collect another messy cumshot in a new position, pretend the “case” matters while you definitely forgot what the old man even wanted.

Brace yourself for a wild ride with your throbbing cock and a raven-haired hentai slut desperate to please you. This game is massive, so yeah, the loading takes a minute - patience pays off. Once inside, you’ll find a dizzying array of filthy options and raunchy scenarios to explore.

Just slide your cursor over to the left side to reveal the controls. Every key from A to Z can be pressed to switch up positions and dirty little scenes. Hit Space when you’re ready to shoot your load and climax in style.

As you cum, new positions unlock, letting you dive deeper into perverse pleasures. Keep an eye on the top right corner for your cum count and unlocked moves.

This game is all about raw, unfiltered fun with a big-titted brunette who knows how to blow you senseless.

Whether you want sloppy blowjob scenes, explosive cumshots, or sweaty titfucks, it’s here all waiting for you.

No fancy preloader means the wait is real, but once it’s loaded, you’re in for nonstop dirty fun.

This isn’t just another hentai game - it’s a playground for your cock, a fantasy where you call the shots and the brunette slut obeys.

If you crave the sweaty passion of a Final Fantasy-inspired brunette like Tifa Lockhart, mixed with hardcore adult gameplay, this is your fix.

Okay so I was browsing through some superhero parodies and stumbled across this Teen Titans thing. At first I thought it'd be another lazy cash grab but damn, the art actually caught my eye. Raven's got that goth energy I'm always channeling in my routines - all mysterious and sultry. The way they draw her curves reminds me of this silk scarf number I do where I slowly reveal... anyway, focus girl.

The game throws you right into Titans Tower and honestly? Beast Boy as the main character works better than it should. You're basically living out every horny teenager's fantasy of being surrounded by these superhero babes. Starfire's all innocent alien princess but she's practically begging for it, Terra's got that earthy wild thing going on, and don't get me started on Jinx - that pink hair and those hips could kill a man. There's this scene where Raven's doing her meditation thing and you can actually interrupt her... let's just say dark magic isn't the only thing she's conjuring up. The titfuck scenes with Starfire are surprisingly well animated too, though I keep getting distracted by her accent. Sometimes the dialogue feels off but when you're getting your dick sucked by an orange alien princess, who cares about grammar?

What really gets me going though is how they handle the power dynamics. These girls have superpowers but they're still desperate for some human attention. Blackfire shows up later and she's even more aggressive than her sister - total dominatrix energy that I might steal for my next act at the club. The handjob animations are decent, nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Only complaint is Beast Boy doesn't transform during sex scenes which seems like a missed opportunity. I mean, tentacles anyone? The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is perfect for those backstage moments between sets. Sometimes I catch myself thinking about recreating some of these positions on stage...