Kinda funny how this game feels more like scrolling horny Reddit at midnight than some epic ninja adventure. You start as this random chuunin dude with a weird eye power and right away the vibe is: yeah, you’re here to fuck around with the Naruto girls, stop pretending otherwise. The “open world” thing is more like you wandering around Konoha tapping places on your screen, spying on people, bumping into events by accident. I was on my phone on the bus, headphones in, thinking it’s just some light fanservice, then suddenly Hinata is on her knees, drool on her lips, and I’m sitting there trying not to tilt my screen away like a guilty teenager. The animations are simple but they move just enough. Boobs sway, hips grind, tentacles drip. It’s not pretty in the high-budget way. It’s more dirty, like a sketchbook full of horny doodles that somehow came alive and started sucking you off.

What really hit me is how they play with all the characters you kinda had a crush on years ago but never admitted. Tsunade’s tits are huge and heavy, they actually bounce when she rides you, not like in those stiff hentai gifs. Hinata pretends to be shy but then she’s taking your cock between her boobs, pushing them together herself while whispering your name. I got a footjob from Ino on a random “training” scene and felt weirdly called out, because I didn’t think I was into feet, but the way her toes slide along the shaft, with that smug expression like she knows you’re about to blow, yeah, that did something. Then there’s the more twisted stuff. You’re peeking through a door and see Karin getting pounded by some monster thing with way too many limbs, and instead of being scared the first thought is “oh fuck, that looks good”, and you feel a bit broken in the head… but you still click next. Tentacles wrapping around thighs, holding arms back, pushing into every hole. Multiple penetration scenes where you can’t even keep track where your dick is supposed to be anymore, just a mess of skin and dripping fluids and girls moaning your name like you’re the last man in the world. One moment you’re tongue deep between Sakura’s legs while she grips your hair, next moment you’re climaxing inside some monster girl with glowing eyes, her claws on your chest. Feels like a horny fever dream written by someone who watched Naruto in middle school and never got over it.

The funny part, there is actual game under all that porn, which is kinda annoying because sometimes I just want to skip the turn based fights and go back to watching Sarada and Sumire grinding on each other, fingers slippery, thighs pressed tight, pupils blown like they’re high on you. You gotta wander around, talk to people, level up, figure small quests, and I kept getting lost because I forgot what I was doing the moment a stripping scene started. One second the story is about ancient clans and your special eye power, next second Tsunade has you pinned to her desk, her big ass slamming down on your lap while she milks you like you owe her rent. There’s voyeur stuff all over: peeking at Tenten changing, catching Ayame washing herself behind the shop, Himawari doing something she absolutely shouldn’t be doing at that age in canon, but here she’s drawn older and ready and you kinda just roll with it. Sometimes I was half playing, half scrolling Telegram, then the game hits you with an animated creampie shot so thick and messy you drop everything. Watching the cum drip out slowly while the girl’s body still trembles around you feels way more intimate than it has any right to be in a cheap mobile-style sandbox like this. I keep telling myself I’m done with it, that it’s too dumb, but then I open Chrome again and somehow I’m back in Konoha, chasing the next blowjob scene like a clown.

I’m not gonna lie, the first ten minutes of this so-called “slime forest adventure” had me thinking it was going to be another lazy pixel jiggle-fest. Then Lulu showed up - yeah, the succubus with that annoying half-smirk that looks like she’s about to insult you and kiss you in the same breath - and suddenly I stopped clicking just to grind stats. Her voice lines are soft in one moment, razor-edged the next. It’s weirdly human how she teases right after battle, like she knows you’re doing badly on purpose just to hear her talk dirty again. And I swear, the way the slime enemies wobble before they pounce? Too much animation detail there, makes you wonder if the dev accidentally coded in love. Or obsession. Both, maybe.

The combat isn’t hard, except when it is. One turn she’s rewarding you with a lazy hand motion that makes your health bar flicker, the next she’s draining your mana with a wet laugh that somehow feels heavier than the soundtrack. You keep collecting these weird trinkets - slime cores, silk strands, whatever - and they hint at crafting, but I can’t tell if it’s for equipment or foreplay setups. It’s not explained, which drives me insane and also kind of keeps me. There’s this camp mechanic, and the “rest” option turns into a slow tease with Lulu talking about freedom and ownership like she’s reading your private thoughts. Then she bites your neck. The game pretends to be about exploration, but every map just leads to her again, like the world’s folding around her thighs on purpose.

I still think the censored bits ruin some rhythm. You don’t need to show everything, but don’t flash white screens like it’s 1998 hentai VHS, come on. But maybe that’s the charm - it’s half-lust, half-fable, like somebody coded their diary into a turn-based RPG after too many nights alone. I wanted more enemies, less slime. Or more slime, less shame. Don’t know anymore.

This thing starts pretty stupid in a good way. You’re just some guy who was good at Naruto games on phone and PC, then boom, dead on the street like an idiot because you go out to buy snacks and don’t look where you walk. Next second, you talk with this “goddess” who looks like she watched too much hentai, and she dumps you in Naruto world way after Boruto stuff. And she is like “you have big important mission” but honestly after the first scene with Hinata I forgot half of what she said. Story tries to be serious sometimes, but then you are getting a titfuck from a character you watched on TV when younger, so my brain just melts. English in the game is even worse than mine, but that kinda fits, feels like we all struggling together.

What surprised me is how much it plays like an actual game and not only porn clicker. You wander around the village like sandbox, check random places, do voyeur stuff behind fences like some pervert raccoon. I spent too long hiding behind a wall just to see Ino undress, then the scene triggers and I clicked too fast and skipped the best animated part because my thumb hit the wrong side of the screen. That hurt more than any boss fight. Speaking of fights, combat is turn based, kind of classic: you choose your little skills, watch numbers fly, hope the monster girl doesn’t wipe your team. Some of the monster girls are way too hot for “enemy”, like I was literally losing turns because I stared at their tits. One tentacle boss grabs your character and the animation goes from “battle” to “ok this is porn now” without any warning. My cat was on my lap and just jumped away when the moaning started. I’m not explaining that to anyone.

Sex stuff is all over the place. You got normal vaginal scenes, then oral, then suddenly a footjob from Ayame when you only came to buy ramen, like girl, calm down, I just wanted noodles. There is a lot of big ass and big tits in your face, and multiple penetration scenes that made my phone overheat like Genshin on low-end Android. Some scenes with Sakura and Karin are really wild, especially when they half-argue and then just go lesbian on each other while you stand there like an idiot watching. The game really likes creampie endings, sometimes even when you pick the “pull out” choice, which made me yell at my screen, but too late, wrecked anyway. There is one tiny thing that drove me crazy: the text box sometimes covers the good part of the animation and you keep tapping trying to hide it, but it pops back up for the next line and blocks the boobs again. I almost rage quit just because of that box. If you’re the type who always searched “Sarada hentai” at school on shitty Wi-Fi, this is like the final boss of your teenage sins. Just play it on mobile in private, use headphones, and don’t rush the dialogue in the sexy scenes or you’ll skip the best loops and hate yourself after.

This one feels like somebody took a half-drunk RWBY fanfic from AO3, glued RPG bits on top, then decided "yeah, people will jerk to this" and somehow it works more than it should. You start as this clueless guy whose village just got wrecked by Grimm, and he really acts like a virgin who only saw sex in hentai and Pornhub thumbnails. First five minutes you’re not fucking anyone, you’re actually running through a forest, scraping by with basic turn based combat that feels like something out of an old phone JRPG. Attack, skill, defend, item. Nothing fancy, but the way they interrupt battles with little voyeur scenes is kinda clever. Like, you’re low HP, you hide behind a tree to heal, and instead you end up spying on Yang arguing with a Beowolf, boobs bouncing all over the place while you’re bleeding out. Priorities, right.

The game lives on the girls, obviously. Ruby is written like a dorky hero with this weird horny naivety, and still they throw her into some pretty fucked up situations. There is this early event where you stumble on her cornered by Grimm, and instead of just a normal rescue, it shifts into this brutal *** scene if you let the fight drag too long. No fade to black bullshit, she’s screaming, drooling, eyes rolling up into that over the top ahegao, and it’s uncomfortable and hot at the same time. Weiss is even better. She plays the stuck-up princess, constantly talking down to you in class, then one wrong choice in a stealth section and you see her pinned, legs forced open, her panties ripped while she’s still trying to act like she’s in control. The game doesn’t "romanticize" much, it just slams you with rough, messy sex. Vaginal, oral, monsters using her like a toy, semen dripping on the floor. No soft lighting, more like a porn clip someone recorded on an old phone. Blake barely smiles, but yeah, when she’s bent over that desk with her tail twitching and her ass bouncing with each thrust, it hits harder than most polished stuff I’ve played. And Yang… she’s like a walking sex scene, tits fighting against her top, cocky grin wiped off when two Grimm pin her arms and fuck her until she can’t even mouth a joke anymore.

What surprised me is how much they lean into the "you are a nobody" thing. You’re not some badass huntsman, you’re this half-trained loser sneaking around Beacon, spying through half-open doors and cracks in the wall. There was a moment in the dorm corridor, I just tapped the wrong direction and suddenly I was peeking through the keyhole at Ruby on her knees, trying to suck you off in a "training exercise" she clearly doesn’t understand, gagging on your cock, tears running down her cheeks while she looks up with that confused but desperate face. The game treats voyeurism like a core mechanic, not just an extra scene. Miss a fight? You can still catch a girl getting used in the locker room if you happen to pass by at the right time. It’s dirty in that "you’re a creep with a phone in your hand" way, like those old sketchy tube sites apps, but mixed with turn based fights where you’re just trying not to die while your brain is still full of Weiss choking on a Grimm cock. On mobile it feels strangely natural, like scrolling Telegram, switching to Pornhub, then to some cheap RPG, all inside one thing. And yeah, sometimes the pacing sucks, you grind a boring combat stretch and forget you were on your way to see Blake get fucked senseless in the library, but when the sex scenes hit, they go way too far, in a good way. Ruby’s first time is a perfect example: she’s shaking, clenching, you can see her hymen tearing in a close-up that lingers a bit too long, she’s crying and moaning and begging you not to stop, and it’s ugly and hot and wrong and exactly what you’d expect from a porn parody that stopped pretending to be tasteful somewhere in the first ten minutes.