Power, tits and dragons, in that order. Whores of Thrones takes the whole Seven Kingdoms mess and asks a very simple question: what if everyone stopped pretending they have honor and just started fucking for it instead. You’re dropped into this twisted court drama where every “deal” is half politics, half who is on their knees, and it leans hard into that. One scene you’re whispering dirty orders in a candlelit sept, next scene you’re watching a proud knight get milked by a monster he tried to stab. The story does that slow corruption thing: characters start with some fake moral line, then a bit of blackmail here, a “do this or I ruin your house” there, and suddenly they are naked in public, on their knees, kissing boots, begging for more. It doesn’t rush it, which I kinda loved and also kinda hated when I wanted to just go straight to hardcore. Sometimes you’ll pick a choice and think “ok soft scene now” and the game responds with anal, a collar, and a smug priest watching. Not complaining, just surprised. Often.

Fan service is insane. Sansa, Arya, Daenerys, Cersei, all twisted versions of themselves, each pushed into their own flavor of kink. There is this one path where your male character gets to break the noble “ice princess” step by step, starting with just making her show her feet, then kissing them, then using them on your cock like it’s nothing, until she goes from disgusted to needy. Long scene, very slow, and honestly the footjob animation and expressions are way better than they should be for a porn parody. Then you flip to another route and you’re playing a girl instead, suddenly on the other side of the leash, teasing another woman, riding her face and using toys on her while you promise to protect her family if she just obeys. Lesbian stuff hits different here, because they make it half affection, half “I own you now”. You can feel the writers grinning when they script a holy woman forced into exhibitionism in front of her own followers, or when a dragon queen ends up bent over a balcony, pretending she cares about the city while you’re just pounding her and talking about who she has to marry next. There’s vanilla pussy grinding right next to anal punishment, incest whispers in the background mixed with religious guilt, some brutal female domination scenes, gay side paths that go from awkward to “oh shit this is rough” in two clicks. It goes from funny parody to “damn, that’s filthy” really fast. And yeah, you can play it on your phone, which is a blessing until you realize you just opened a scene with a chained noble girl licking a boot and a dildo in the middle of your train ride, and now you can’t look anyone in the eye.

Game hits you in the face right from the start. Dad is dead, you hated his guts, thought that would be the moment you breathe easy, and instead you walk straight into this rotting corporate circus he left behind. Whole thing feels like someone mashed a late night office drama with porn and then sprinkled in jokes that maybe you shouldn’t laugh at, but you still do. You play this guy who is finally “free”, except not really, because every time you click something you discover another way your old man fucked your life from beyond the grave. One moment you’re staring at spreadsheets and company reports, next moment you’re getting a blowjob in a glass office where anyone could walk in, and the game just treats both scenes like they’re equally normal. It’s not subtle. It’s not trying to be smart. But there’s this weird undercurrent of “this is kind of sad, actually” that sneaks in under all the sex and stupid jokes. That mix is what works here. Or doesn’t. Depends what mood you’re in.

What I liked a lot is how the story keeps switching gears. You’re arguing in a boardroom about who really owns what, everyone lying, everyone smiling, and then you go home and suddenly the family shit starts. You think it will be some cozy healing stuff, but nah, it’s pure tension, people holding grudges, some of them clearly using you, some maybe wanting to help, but nobody is clean. The MC will crack a joke right after a heavy reveal, and in same evening he’s going down on a girl in an office chair while worrying about inheritance. The sex scenes themselves are pretty blunt: vaginal, oral, messy, a lot of looking at each other in awkward positions that feel more human than “perfect porn angles”. Sometimes the pacing is a bit off, like you get a huge mystery tease about what your father really did, then the game just throws a goofy scene with you accidentally walking in on someone changing clothes, and that clue you cared about kind of floats away. Also, the UI pissed me off once because I misclicked during a serious conversation and jumped into a scene I wasn’t planning to see yet, and yeah, I never fixed that save. Still, the vibe of this one is: broken family, fucked up office politics, dark jokes landing in the worst possible moments, and you trying to enjoy the sex while wondering if you’re turning into the same kind of asshole your father was. And somehow that’s hot. And depressing. And funny. All at once.

Alright so this game caught me off guard in the weirdest way possible. Started playing because honestly the premise sounded pretty basic - some MILF shows up at your door and you're supposed to seduce her or whatever. But then it gets all conspiracy theory on you? Like one minute you're trying to figure out how to get this busty woman out of her clothes, next minute there's some secret organization pulling strings behind everything. The tonal shift is so jarring it's almost funny.

The point and click mechanics work fine I guess, though sometimes clicking on objects feels random as hell. You collect these items that unlock new scenes but the game never really explains what you're supposed to be looking for. Found myself clicking everything like a maniac just hoping something would trigger. The animated scenes are decent enough - nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Big tits, big ass, all the usual suspects are there doing their thing. The oral and anal scenes have some nice variety to them, and the vaginal stuff doesn't feel too repetitive which is more than I can say for most games in this genre.

What really threw me was how the story tries to be more than just "fuck the MILF next door." There's actually plot happening between all the teasing and sex scenes, which feels weird but also kind of refreshing? The whole secret organization angle comes out of nowhere though - like the developers couldn't decide if they wanted to make a simple porn game or some kind of adult thriller. The customizable names and relationships thing is whatever, most people probably just leave it as default anyway. Still haven't figured out what half the items I've collected actually do, but the scenes keep unlocking so I'm not complaining too much. Game's unpolished as fuck but there's something charming about how it doesn't take itself too seriously while still trying to have an actual story.

Guy gets fried by lightning on the way from his boring office job and wakes up as the new dark overlord. Sounds badass, right? It actually feels more like getting dumped into horny hell with a to-do list. You’ve got a demon castle, a bunch of monster girls who either want to serve you, ruin you, or sit on your face, and a curse inside your body that randomly flares up like the worst horny migraine ever. One moment you’re checking resource numbers and troop morale, next second your vision goes blurry, your body heats up, and you’re pinning a monster girl to the wall, pounding her while she’s got that full ahegao face, drool hanging, tongue out, eyes rolled. The game doesn’t fade to black, it goes all in. Animated sex scenes, hips actually moving, tits bouncing, ropes tightening, soft moans turning into straight up screaming when you decide to go rough. I keep pausing to capture the best frames into GIFs, then going back because I miss whole animations. It’s stupid how many times I rewound one anal scene with a slimy tentacle girl wrapping around the hero like a hentai octopus hug.

What I didn’t expect is how the management and rpg stuff keeps baiting you into lewd trouble. You open the map just to plan some combat, then some “innocent” patrol report pops up with a busty orc girl who “failed her mission” and now needs punishment. You can humiliate her in the throne room, bend her over the steps, slap that big ass until it jiggles, then decide if you’re fucking her like a toy in front of frightened underlings or actually comforting her with slower vaginal sex. Both still end with her broken, panting, eyes blank. Or that virgin elf mage you recruit, acting all pure and holy, but the first time the curse really bites you in front of her, you lose control, shove her against a bookshelf, tear her clothes and fuck her until she’s drooling and begging you to corrupt her more. She goes from “please, dark lord, control yourself” to “don’t stop, use my mouth too” really fast. There is some light combat, yeah, you smack monsters around, get loot, level up, but it mostly just feels like foreplay to unlock new positions, toys, and kinks. The bdsm scenes surprised me. Ropes look tight, skin goes a little red if you keep spanking, chains rattle when she tries to squirm away, and there’s this humiliation angle where you make monster girls lick your boots first, then your cock right after. It hits that fantasy of being absolute bastard overlord, even though the guy is still kind of clueless office worker inside, panicking in his own thoughts while his body is happily choking a girl with his dick. Honestly, the small UI sounds are too loud on mobile and it annoys me every damn time I adjust volume, but then the next scene has a monster girl choking on your cock with tears in her eyes and you kinda forget everything.