Guard of Ajestremia starts pretty chill and then just quietly slides its hand down your pants. You’re this guy stuck on gate duty in a fantasy city that looks all nice and shiny on the surface, but everyone is horny and weird in that specific hentai-RPG way. Morning you’re checking papers, night you’re deciding if you want to tease some stacked elf, flirt with a smug monster girl, or walk into the forest and get your face clawed off in turn based combat because you got distracted staring at tits instead of reading skill descriptions. The game does that thing where talking and flirting actually matters, so you stop clicking randomly and start thinking, ok, if I say this, do I get cute romance or do I get pinned against the wall and milked like a stupid hero who can’t keep his cock in his pants. Sometimes the answer is both, which is nice. Or terrible. Depends how many saves you keep on the side.

What surprised me is how the mood swings around between wholesome and filthy without asking permission. You walk patrol with this knight girl, she’s all serious armor and duty, you pick the right answers, she softens, there’s this little romantic pause on the wall, she leans closer, the CG pops in, and suddenly the same woman who was lecturing you about discipline five minutes ago is jerking you off under the moonlight and whispering about how she “should not be doing this while on watch” while her tits are half out. Another route, you go out of the city, bump into a monster girl who looks way too innocent for the shit she says. She toys with you for several scenes, literally blueballing you, making you choose between staying professional guard or just dropping everything and ramming her in the dirt. If you keep your cool she starts respecting you, you slowly build this weird romance where she brings you little “gifts” from the forest. If you fail and think with your dick, she rides you, drinks every drop, and leaves you covered in scratches and cum while your HP is mysteriously lower in the next fight. It is funny and also a bit humiliating when your big heroic male protagonist gets drained like that and the next random encounter actually puts you in danger because you wasted your “energy” on a creampie scene you totally could have delayed. Coming back into town after that, trying to flirt with the sweet healer with the big ass, pretending nothing happened, feels way more awkward than it should in a porn game.

The branching stuff is where it gets underrated hot. One path where you keep guarding the gate, playing the loyal soldier, focusing on one girl, it slowly turns into this simple but kind of touching romance. She starts teasing you gently at first, hand on your thigh, brushing against your crotch, soft kisses behind the barracks, then you get this long scene where she finally lets you peel off her clothes and you see the CG of her lying there, embarrassed but clearly dripping, and the game actually lets you drag out the foreplay. Handjob first, she uses too much oil, you can almost feel that sloppy push and pull around the shaft, she looks up to check if you like it. If you keep stroking her ego and not just skipping text, it leads into full-on vaginal sex with her trying to keep quiet while you pound her, thighs shaking, big tits bouncing, her practically begging you to cum inside. You get a proper creampie payoff shot, thick white stuff spilling out, and the dialogue after changes how she talks to you in later scenes. On another route, you ignore the “nice girl” path and lean fully into adventure, capture and seduction. There is this one boss-type monster girl who taunts you through multiple encounters, flirts in the middle of combat, wraps her tail around your leg when she stuns you, keeps promising she will “use your body as her trophy.” Lose on purpose and she actually does it. No fade to black, she straddles your hips, pins your wrists, rides your cock raw and uses you like a toy, then refuses to pull out until she feels you shoot inside her. The fact that it happens in what is technically a defeat scene hits different than the more romantic endings. It is messed up and sexy and also makes you kind of want to reload and “win” later just to see how she reacts when you turn the tables. You might miss a whole ending if you never let her break you in that way, which is both cool and a bit annoying, but that is just how this game rolls, quietly hiding its nastiest stuff behind choices that look like simple combat or dialogue options on the surface.

Desmond shows up for what he thinks is just a boring summer at his buddy’s place, throws his bag down, and suddenly he’s stuck in this house where every woman looks like she walked out of the “don’t touch, just stare” part of your brain. Problem is, the game does not let you “just stare” for long. It starts slow, almost teasing you with those long text scenes, simple choices, and him pretending to be a normal college dude. You’re reading, clicking along, thinking, ok, I know this kind of setup, I’ve seen this in a thousand games, then the story quietly starts twisting into something a lot filthier than it first pretends to be. The writing is messy in a good way: characters talk like actual horny people, not like porn robots who memorized a script from 2004. The real model photos hit you when you don’t expect, like you scroll and there’s the “friend’s mom” just casually bending over in yoga pants, and the text is describing Desmond trying hard not to stare at her ass and obviously failing, same as you.

What I liked is how the game lets the dirt build. It doesn’t jump straight into him ramming someone in the first five clicks. You get those tiny moments: a “friendly” hand on his thigh that stays too long, a bathroom door not locked properly, a quick view of someone touching herself when she thinks everyone is sleeping. Some routes really lean into voyeur stuff, where you are basically just spying on people doing the nasty, pretending Desmond is “conflicted” while you’re hammering the continue button. Then the scenes start to spiral out. That one time where he’s getting jerked off under the kitchen table with family walking by, or when he gets his cock pinned between those heavy tits and suddenly the writing goes from playful to filthy, describing every tiny drip and grind in way too much detail. And because it’s all text based, the game doesn’t baby you with animations, so your brain fills in all the gaps. Footjobs on the couch while Netflix is “playing”, blowjob in a car parked way too close to a busy street, that raw moment in the shower where she pretends to “wash him” and you both know what’s actually happening. Stuff gets complicated with who belongs to who, and the cheating angle is never really treated like a big moral crisis. It just happens, like, “oops, I let him cum inside me, let’s not talk about it” and then the story keeps going, which honestly feels more real than half of those fake drama plots in other games. By the time Desmond is juggling sex with different women, anal experiments in cramped rooms, and these reckless creampie scenes that should 100% ruin everybody’s life, it all feels like the natural result of one stupid summer where every line was crossed and nobody even tried to step back.

There is something kind of rude and honest about this game that hit me harder than I expected. You start as this regular husband who looks... not great, lets say. Old, ugly, kind of tired, he feels more like someone’s weird neighbor than a porn main character. And that is actually what pulled me in. No shiny hero body, no fantasy harem, just you and your wife in this quiet, too-clean house, with this fetish that both scares you and turns you on. Stefany comes off at the beginning like the classic sweet housewife with big tits and that soft face, but the game really takes its time showing how she slides from “I’m doing this for you, honey” into “I’m doing this because I’m fucking horny too.” The teasing is written in this slow, almost awkward way. She brushes past you in the kitchen, lets you see the top of her ass crack when she bends over, you notice the bra is tighter than usual around her big chest. It is not sexy in an obvious porn way at first, it feels like that moment when you scroll on your phone, see something on Xvideos, close it, then open it again two minutes later pretending you didn’t already decide.

The real punch arrives when Arnold shows up. The old neighbor. And he looks exactly like the guy your girl jokes she would “never touch in a million years.” Thick belly, bad hair, this worn out face. Watching Stefany react to him is where the voyeurism really kicks in. She is polite, a little too soft in her voice, and the camera loves that. There are animated moments when her mouth wraps around him and she is still glancing toward where she knows you are watching, like she is half ashamed and half proud that she can make you this jealous and this hard at the same time. The blowjob scene went from me thinking “ok, standard oral” to “shit, I can almost feel the wet sound in my earphones” because the sound work is weirdly on point. Not Hollywood level or whatever, just raw enough that when she gags slightly and then laughs it feels like some grainy porn tab you forgot to close on Chrome. Her big ass bouncing on top of him during vaginal is not some perfect loop either, it is a bit clumsy, like she is still finding the rhythm with this old guy, and that makes it even more brutal when she finally gets into it and starts riding like she forgot you exist. There is a handjob scene I honestly didn’t care about much but they linger on it so long it became hot against my will.

What I liked most is how the game makes you sit with your own bullshit. One moment you are pushing her to wear that tight top and go visit Arnold with you, thinking “yeah, this is my kink, I’m in control.” Next moment you are kind of begging her not to tell you all the details, but still asking. Watching your ugly self hiding behind doors or peeking through a window while your hot wife moans for another man is a whole mood. The cheating is not cartoonish. She texts you, sends you a selfie in the mirror with that big ass almost out, saying she is “only teasing” and then the next scene she is on her knees between Arnold’s legs and the teasing is gone, replaced by this focused, hungry look. And the game does not rescue you with some heroic turnaround. No harem, no magical fix. It just keeps pushing that dirty mix of love, jealousy, and arousal. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes the text pacing jumps right past a moment I wanted to stay in longer, like the quiet seconds where she is deciding if she should spread her legs for him while you watch. I kept wanting a “wait” button that does nothing, just lets her hesitate more. Anyway, if you ever told yourself “I like NTR but only sometimes” this one will poke at that line and then step over it while you are still pretending you’re fine.

You wake up as this so-called “scientist” in a lab that feels more like a horny underground bunker than anything from real science. Outside, the world is going to shit because humans are freaking out over furries, anti-furry mobs hunting them like they’re monsters, and you just decide, yeah, I’ll make my lab a shelter. Not out of kindness, of course. You take them in, Nicole, Diane, random fox girls with tits bigger than their moral compass, Amy Rose walking in like she owns the place, and every single one arrives with some excuse and some trauma. You nod, pretend to be the serious researcher, and then the “tests” start. It feels very wrong in the right way. You watch them through cameras, through glass, pretending you’re checking their vitals while you zoom in on tits bouncing when they masturbate because they think nobody’s looking. Half the interface is just you picking where to look, where to put them, what to make them wear, and I keep thinking “why the fuck is the font so small on these menus” while at the same time, my dick is doing happy jumps. Priorities, right.

Then there is that weird paranoia mechanic with anti-furries sneaking in with “realistic” fursuits, trying to pass as the real thing. It actually makes you look at bodies more carefully, which is kinda hot and kinda creepy. You’re judging every curve, every tail, every ear twitch, wondering if she’s a real fox girl with soft fur and big ass ready to take a creampie, or some asshole in a suit waiting to stab your guests. One scene stuck in my head: Nicole in the shower room, steam covering most of her, only outline of those huge tits and ass visible, and suddenly a small UI popup appears right on her thigh, blocking the exact spot you want to see. Like, who designed that placement? Who hurt you? You also get oral scenes where your choices earlier decide if she does it willingly, shy and playful, or after you pushed her into more rough male domination stuff, like hand on her head, drool all over your cock, her eyes looking up in that “I’m pretending to hate it” way. It makes everything very personal, but sometimes the game then dumps a chunky text box in the middle of the blowjob like a boring visual novel, and I just want a simple toggle in options to hide that trash.

Accessibility wise, yeah, this thing needs work. No separate text scaling, no colorblind consideration, tiny checkboxes that look like they’ve been drawn by SCP‑1471 in a hangover mood. You can’t rebind half the keys, and for someone like me who plays one-handed more often than not, that’s annoying as hell. There is an exhibitionism angle where you purposely send your furry girl out into semi-open corridors, cameras everywhere, other characters walking by pretending not to stare while she “tests” a toy on a bench, legs spread, pussy dripping, and the game actually plays with voyeurism quite nicely. You stand in the control room, watching multiple screens, swapping between a fox girl giving you a lazy handjob on your lap and another character being sexually harassed in a corridor by an anti-furry who slipped through. Part of me wants better UI contrast, bigger subtitles, proper audio sliders that don’t hide in some random submenu. Part of me doesn’t care at all when Diane is on her knees, lipstick ruined, your cum leaking from her mouth after a forced deepthroat, while alarms flash in the background about a security breach you never check because, well, porn. The dystopian war outside becomes just noise, a kind of excuse so you can keep dragging scared but horny furries into “safe” rooms and use them however you marked them in your logbook. I still hate that little notification sound it makes every single time a new event pops up, though. Never found the toggle for that. Still bothers me.

Boruto in this game feels less like a hero and more like that horny disaster main guy from a messy romance anime who suddenly got handed a cheat power that strips everyone’s brakes off. Not mind control, not some magic “you love me now”, more like turning up the volume on what they already want and then watching them try to pretend nothing is happening. One late meeting with this strange hooded freak in the street and boom, the whole village turns into a pressure cooker of lust, shame and “I definitely shouldn’t be doing this but I’m already touching you so fuck it”. The game leans hard into that feeling. You walk around like in a small RPG sandbox, poking at people’s boundaries, watching them crack a little, then a lot. Hinata, Sakura, Sarada, even the “proper” types, they all feel like they have this hidden script under the skin, and your new power finds it. One moment Hinata is doing the worried mom thing, nagging you about training, next moment she’s blushing so hard you know she’s picturing your cock buried in her and hating herself for it. The game lets you push. Or not. Sometimes the nicest scenes come from being patient. Sometimes you just bend her over the table and pound her full of cum until she’s dripping down her thighs, whispering “I’m a bad mother” while still begging for more.

What surprised me is how much actual “story feel” there is between the porn beats. It’s not just walking from sex scene to sex scene. There’s this weird tension like a romance anime that lost its PG rating way too early and never looked back. You have those long talks with Sarada where she tries to act like a serious future leader, except you notice how often her eyes flick to your crotch after a certain event. Then you get that first scene where you corrupt that seriousness, bit by bit, maybe starting with “innocent” groping during training, ending in you filling her ass while she bites her glove to not scream your name. The turn based combat is almost funny in contrast, like someone glued a small classic RPG onto a corruption doujin. It works though. Beating some random threat in an alley and then using the stress of the situation to corner a flustered girl into giving you a sloppy, rushed blowjob feels way more dirty than if it just appeared in a menu. There are choices, too, and not all of them are cozy. You can humiliate, you can be gentle, you can act like a dom asshole with a soft spot. One route had me spanking Sakura so hard her ass turned bright red and she still tried to scold me like a teacher, right up until I slid inside her and she completely lost the act. Another run I tried to play more submissive, letting one of the girls take charge and peg me with that unexpected futa situation, and honestly it hit like that one weird hentai manga you secretly keep saved in a separate folder on your phone. Incest tension with Hinata is handled like a slow-burn car crash, every choice making it worse and hotter at the same time. On top of that, the AI style CG gives everything this slightly unreal, dreamy quality that fits the whole “desire is leaking into reality and nobody is safe” vibe. Some scenes are rough, some are loving, some are just trashy and fun, and the game kind of shrugs and tells you: this is on you. You wanted this.

You’re 21, fresh out of uni, brain full of half-broken dreams and porn tabs, alone in a tiny place that looks more like a temporary save file than a real home. No job, no plan, no clue. Just a bed, a phone, and this weird feeling that whatever girl walks through your life next is basically a glitch in the code that will push you in some fucked up direction forever. This game leans hard into that idea. It isn’t trying to be “romantic” in the vanilla Netflix way. It feels more like fate dragging you by the collar through kinks you never admitted out loud, while you keep telling yourself “yeah, I can stop anytime” and then obviously you don’t. You start as this regular, kinda lost guy, but the story quietly puts you in spots where you’re kneeling, begging, turned on, confused, all of it layered, like when you’re scrolling Pornhub and suddenly your recommended list is just one big accusation.

The girls are not just checklists of tags, they’re like different corrupt routes for your soul. Tangent shows up like a walking red flag, the kind of woman you’d swear you should avoid, and then you end up refreshing Telegram waiting for her next message anyway. She treats you like a toy she already owns, plays with your ego, talks down to you while she has you licking her clean after she uses your face, or makes you hold still while she rides your cock and casually insults how pathetic you look. One moment she gives you a handjob so slow you want to scream, staring right in your eyes like she can read every dirty thought, then next scene she has a plug in your ass and your dick throbbing untouched, calling it “training” like this is some sacred destiny instead of her just having fun. Humiliation here isn’t just chat text, it’s in tiny moments, like her making you thank her for letting you cum, right after she slapped you for asking. And yeah, there’s titjobs and oral and all the classic stuff, but the way she paces it, like she’s tuning your brain, makes it feel less like porn and more like a long, slow hack of your identity.

Then the story swerves. Penny slides in from a totally different angle, all soft colors and weird comfort, like those TikToks that look wholesome until you read the comments. The tone drops into this messed up “innocent” vibe that obviously isn’t innocent, and suddenly sex toys feel more like props in a role you’re not sure you chose. You’re supposed to be the adult, but scenes twist it so you’re the one who needs control taken away, who gets told what to wear, when to touch yourself, when not to. There’s this one part where you finish in a way that should feel normal, just basic vaginal sex, thrusting, her moaning in your ear, your hands on her hips, and then the aftermath turns it sideways with one line of dialogue that makes you realize you’re not the one writing your own story at all. Natalie isn’t any softer. She just attacks your gender, your pride, your whole idea of “what kind of man I am” and pokes it until it bends. She might start with a blowjob that feels like a reward, sloppy, spit running down your shaft, eye contact that burns, then a few scenes later she’s got you dressed up, sitting pretty, dick hard and useless, while she teases you with a vibrator and jokes about how you were never much of a “real guy” anyway. The thing with this game is that every route pretends it’s just a bit of kinky fun, but then you look back and realize each girl quietly edited a part of you, like fate didn’t give you choices, only different flavors of surrender.

Everyone at this college looks normal on Instagram, but the place feels like Silent Hill decided to fuck a telenovela. You start as Lana, this “good girl” honor student who smiles too much and clearly has no idea what kind of meat grinder she is walking into. On the surface it is all lectures, clubs, cute study spots, and teachers trying to look cool with their little glasses. Underneath that, it is blackmail, corruption and people trading bodies for favors in hallways that finally make sense when you notice the security cameras tilt a little too slow. The game lets you feel her first slip. One moment she is just staying late in the library, next moment you are forced to watch through a cracked door while a classmate gives a blowjob to a teacher to raise her grade. The camera angle sits right on the spit shining on his dick, and Lana is stuck clutching the wall, thighs pressed together, horrified and turned on at same time. I kinda hated how much I liked that scene.

It is not only “watch and gasp” though. Bit by bit the game pushes Lana from voyeur to toy. A former cop runs half the campus from the shadows, turning students into little sex workers who pretend they are just helping with “private tutoring”. When he corners Lana, he does not start with full-on ***. He makes her do small things that feel forgivable. First time, he orders her to strip in an empty classroom for “security search”. Bra off, panties to the ankles, his gloved hands slipping between her legs while she tries to keep her voice quiet because there is an actual lecture going on in the next room. You get dialogue choices, but either way he has her on the desk, spanking her ass until it goes red and wet at the same time. Later, he has her giving handjobs in the back of his car to some big black gangster while he records everything on his phone. Lana cries, but she still swallows when she is told to, and that mix of humiliation and obedience is the whole drug of the story. One run I tried to keep her “pure” and it still ended with her kneeling in a bathroom stall, covered in bukkake from three guys who lock the door, with her phone buzzing in her bag because another girl is asking on Telegram where she is. The game loves that contrast: cute outfits, soft faces, then sudden anal on a cold metal desk, or a lesbian scene where the “comforting” roommate turns out to be working for the kingpin and fingers Lana until she squirts, just to capture her moans as blackmail. Sometimes you switch to other characters too, a male student who plays detective and also fucks half the cast while pretending he is helping, a mysterious watcher who enjoys the voyeurism like a Twitch mod with way too much power. Sex toys appear out of nowhere in a “psychology experiment”, a teacher uses a ruler to spread Lana’s pussy lips during “body language class”, and one of the nastiest scenes for me was in the girls’ bathroom where she is forced to pee on the floor in front of two bullies, then lick a boot clean while one of them grinds her big tits and calls her slave. The game acts like it is a mystery, and yeah, there is some plot with criminal networks, missing students and weird horror vibes in the dark corridors, but honestly the real investigation is just: how far will Lana fall, and how many creampies, gangbangs and humiliations does it take until she cannot even remember what she wanted in the first place.

Ash and Mila look all sweet at first glance, that couple you’d scroll past on Instagram and think “ok, too wholesome, next”, but the game just keeps poking holes in that image until you’re watching this nice engaged pair doing things in their apartment that should probably void the rental contract. You jump between the two, which I really liked, since seeing both sides of a relationship while they’re horny, stressed, and kinda dumb is way better than just watching some dude bang everything that moves. One minute Ash is trying to focus on work with one hand on the mouse and the other already creeping into his pants, staring at some AI-generated porn that looks a little too close to a girl he actually knows, and the next you’re Mila, half bored, half turned on, sitting on the couch in a loose shirt, phone in hand, thinking, “Do I tease him right now or make him beg later?” The game really leans into that quiet domestic sex vibe: she “accidentally” bends over for way too long while doing laundry, his eyes are stuck to her ass, you feel your own mouse drifting with his gaze, and yeah, of course you grab and grope because why the hell wouldn’t you.

When they finally lock the door to the bedroom, it’s not just a quick fade to black stuff. You get the slow build, the kind where Mila pushes Ash back on the bed and climbs on top, tits hanging right in his face while she grinds on him through his boxers, just to watch him squirm. She’s not shy about it either, grabbing his head and stuffing his face in her chest, soft skin and heavy breasts making it hard for him to breathe but he’s clearly not complaining. There’s a great little moment where she’s going down on him, spit and precum glistening, her fingers lazily stroking his balls while she looks up with this smug “I own you” expression, and you’re given the choice: let him cum on her tongue or force him to wait so she can feel it deep inside instead. When you pick the creampie option and watch her sink down on him, her ass bouncing in his lap, her pussy swallowing him in slow strokes until he finally gives in and fills her up, it actually feels earned, because the whole build-up was teasing, edging, little touches and looks across the room. And yeah, sometimes the faces look a bit too AI-smooth and perfect, and one of Mila’s idle poses keeps clipping her hand in a weird way that annoyed me way more than it should, but then you catch that shot of her lying on her back after sex, cum slowly leaking out of her, thighs shiny, fingers lightly rubbing herself again because she’s not quite done, and suddenly you don’t care about that tiny bug at all.

Revenge really shouldn’t feel this good, but here we are. You’re this worn out middle aged guy who finds out his wife is fucking around behind your back, not just once, not some drunk mistake, but regularly, like it’s her new hobby. The game doesn’t waste time pretending you’re a hero. You’re pissed, humiliated, horny as hell and way too calm about letting a witch talk you into the most petty revenge scheme I’ve seen in a while: you travel around, find every guy who touches your wife, and then you go after their girls instead. Not by punching them, but by ruining their beds and their relationships. It’s all visual novel style, so it’s all about the dialogue, choices and watching this guy slide deeper into that sweet mix of bitterness and lust. One moment you’re staring at a phone screen with a shaky hand, reading some filthy message your wife sent, next scene you’re pushing some thick ass MILF against a hotel wall while pretending you “just happened to be in town on business.” The game loves big asses and big tits like it’s a religion. Every other scene is a new woman with curves that don’t make sense, stuffed into tight dresses, leggings, yoga pants, whatever. And the camera knows exactly where to sit, especially when you’re just “accidentally” brushing fingers over a thigh, “helping” her squeeze past you in a cramped kitchen, or pretending to be a gentleman while your hand is absolutely grabbing a full handful of ass. The teasing is slow on purpose. Lots of voyeur moments too: keyholes, half open doors, a bathroom mirror catching your wife on her knees with some random guy’s cock in her mouth, and your character just watches, breathing heavy, clearly torn between wanting to scream and wanting to memorize every move. That part is fucked up, in a hot way, and the game doesn’t really moralize it. You want soft love story? Wrong address. This one spins hard around cheating, jealousy, that sick pleasure of fucking someone else’s girl while knowing he fucked yours. Or just watching him do it and saving your hate for later. Some of the scenes get straight into netorare brain poison: you spying your own wife riding another dude, moaning his name, then later you meet his girlfriend and slowly reel her in. She starts with shy smiles, then handjob in the backseat, then choking a little on your cock in some cheap motel, and the animated loops really lean into the saliva, the bounce, the tiny body twitches when she finally lets go of her last bit of loyalty. The AI CG style is weirdly slick for something this dirty. Faces have that almost too-perfect look sometimes, like Instagram filters turned into people, but the bodies are pure porn logic. There’s something funny about reading a serious line about heartbreak while your screen is filled with a huge titted chick kneeling between your legs, fingers wrapped around your shaft, lips hovering just over the tip while she asks if this is “really okay.” Of course it’s not okay, that’s the whole point. When the game decides it’s time, it stops teasing and you get right into oral, groping, and full on vaginal sex, with those short animated loops that repeat just enough to make your brain melt. Hips slamming, breasts shaking, your protagonist grabbing a girl’s waist from behind and watching her ass clap like she’s paying rent with it. Sometimes the pacing is a bit weird, like you go from a heavy emotional scene about how your marriage is ruined straight into a scene where you’re tongue deep between some college girl’s legs on a stranger’s couch. No transition, no cooldown, just “ok, now fuck.” Honestly, I liked that it doesn’t try to be tasteful. It’s horny, kinda mean, a bit sad under the surface, and pretty shameless about using your wife’s cheating as fuel for everything that happens. That petty feeling of “fine, if she wants to be a slut, I’ll be worse” sits in every choice. You’re not fixing anything. You’re just collecting bodies, watching, touching, fucking, and somewhere in between a witch is smirking in the background like she knew you were this corrupt all along.