On this island full of crazy strong amazon warriors, you arrive as this cocky outsider who honestly should die in the first ten minutes, but somehow every proud warrior girl keeps underestimating you. The whole thing is like someone mashed comic book Justice League porn with a kinky strategy game. You’re not just clicking through sex scenes, you’re actually poking at fragile egos, pushing rivalries, and watching these legendary fighters slowly slide from “I will crush you” to “I will ride you until my legs shake”. Seeing Diana go from strict, righteous warrior princess to your messy, horny toy is basically the main dish here, and yeah, it delivers. At the start she looks at you like you’re dirt, all cold eyes and heroic speeches, and by the time you’ve pushed the right choices and trained her in your “methods”, she’s choking on your cock on her own throne, trying to keep her dignity while drooling all over you. You can go gentle for a while, pretending romance, but the game is clearly happier when you go full corruption: hand around her throat, one hand under her skirt, whispering how her sisters are going to watch her get fucked like a slut.

The fun thing is how the game keeps giving you these little power tests. Like, you’re in some council scene, surrounded by half-naked amazons trying very hard to look serious, and the game throws a choice at you: respect tradition or slide your hand up Diana’s thigh in front of everyone. Pick the sneaky horny route and she flinches at first, jaw tight, but she doesn’t stop you. Next time, she spreads her legs a bit and pretends she’s just “adjusting her armor” while your fingers are inside her. It escalates fast. One moment you’re just groping her ass during a debate, the next she’s on her knees under the table, giving you a sloppy blowjob while the other warriors argue about politics. And yes, the creampie stuff hits hard too. There’s something deeply satisfying the first time you fuck her raw in the training grounds, pin her against the wall with your hands around her wrists, and watch her entire proud body shake when you cum deep inside. She tries to scold you about “honor of the Amazons” while your semen is literally dripping down her inner thighs. That’s the mood.

It’s not just one-on-one, either. Once you get some control, the harem aspect starts to bloom and the corruption gets way more spicy. You can pit amazons against each other, then reward the “winner” by making her lick your shaft clean after you’ve just blown a load in her rival’s pussy. Group scenes with Diana and other warriors are some of the best content: she starts off jealous, trying to act above it, but you can make her hold another girl’s hips open so you can slam into her, then order Diana to clean up the creampie with her tongue. There are lesbian bits sprinkled all over, too: training sessions where two warrior girls are forced to “practice close combat” until they end up grinding on each other, moaning, while you watch and decide who gets your cock that night. At one point I had Diana riding me while another amazon, totally broken in, was kissing her, sucking her nipples, and begging you to fuck them both harder. Batman even shows up in this weird crossover vibe, and instead of saving the day he ends up looking like background furniture while you’re balls-deep in the so-called symbol of justice. The whole game feels kind of wrong in a very good way: lots of BDSM flavor, rough grabbing, making a legendary female warrior beg for your cum, all wrapped in this corrupt-political-mythology porn soup that shouldn’t work, but yeah, it really fucking works.

Jake looks like that guy you half remember from high school, nothing special, bit lost, scrolling on his phone too much. Then you drop into his new life in this strange city with Nika, and suddenly all that “ordinary couple” vibe just starts to peel off, really slow, like clothes after a long bar night. The game doesn’t rush; you actually feel that lazy first week in a new place, boxes still in the corner, Nika walking around in a tank top with no bra, asking where the mugs are while her tits bounce more than they should. You click through some simple choices, joke with her, and at some point you notice your eyes are stuck on her ass in those shorts that look one size too small. The game knows exactly what it’s doing, it keeps putting her just out of reach, kissing you soft, grinding a bit on the couch, then pulling back like “later, babe, I’m tired” and you’re there staring at the screen like, yeah, same.

Everything feels very physical. When she drops to her knees for the first time, it’s not some sudden porn cut, it actually grows from this stupid little argument in the kitchen that turns into teasing, then she bites her lip, kneels on the floor tiles and wraps her hand around Jake’s cock. The way her fingers move, that slow stroke with saliva shining, her lips sliding over the tip, tongue circling, you can almost hear the wet sounds even when nothing is playing. Her cheeks puff, mascara a bit smudged, eyes up at him, and she goes deeper, bobbing faster, spit dripping on her knuckles. It feels messy in a good way. Not that plastic “perfect blowjob” stuff, more like your browser history on a bad day. Then later you finally get her on the bed, on her back, legs wide, pussy already wet from all that build up, and you can choose if you want to push it in slow or just fuck her hard against the mattress while her tits shake and she claws at the sheets. Sometimes I swear her ass is stealing the whole game, the camera really loves that angle where she’s riding, ass bouncing up and down on Jake’s lap, each slap of skin making it look heavier, rounder, like you could grab it through the screen.

What caught me a bit off guard is how the sex and the crime stuff start to tangle together. One evening you’re having this sweet, almost romantic scene, handjob under a blanket while some movie plays, her whispering in his ear, just lazy strokes and soft moans, and the next choice suddenly throws you into a sketchy meeting with some shady guy who clearly knows way too much about Nika’s past. You go from “yeah suck that dick” to “wait, is someone going to get killed?” in like three clicks. Honestly I like that, even if sometimes the pacing feels drunk, like the story wants to be a thriller but then gets distracted by Nika bending over the sink with her tits hanging and her shorts sliding down, and you forget there was a serious plot at all. The romance parts are weirdly sweet too, they sleep tangled, they argue about small things, and then you’re fucking her from behind in the new apartment while boxes are still unpacked, pushing her face into a pillow, watching her back arch and her ass push back on every thrust. She moans your name, or sometimes just curses, and that mix of tenderness and “fuck me harder” sells the relationship better than any long dialogue. There is this tiny detail though, Jake holds his phone like a boomer and it annoys me every single time he pulls it out, but whatever, I still went back for one more scene with Nika on top, her big tits bouncing and sweat sliding between them while she rides him like the city outside doesn’t exist at all.

First time I opened it, I thought the colors looked a bit too clean, like candy wrappers in a porn set. But then she turned her head - Alya - and her eyes had this lazy way of tracking you, half bored, half aware you’re staring at her chest. It’s supposed to be parody, right? But it feels like the people who made it both love and mock what they’re copying. The male lead moves like he’s unsure if he deserves to be there, which somehow makes the whole thing dirtier. There’s something wildly unbalanced about how quick it switches from sweet talk to her mouth sliding down him. No fade-outs, no convenient camera cut. It just lingers. Too long maybe. Or not long enough.

The dating sim mechanics are barely pretending to matter. Tap, choose, get flustered text messages, and suddenly you’re deep in a warm rhythm that feels too personal for something you’re doing on your phone. I caught myself thinking about her hair texture mid-scene - like, how soft would it actually be after? That’s the kind of stupid detail that shouldn’t matter, but it’s there. She teases constantly, calling him “senpai” in a voice that sounds more drunk than shy. The transitions between affection and filth are messy, which I kind of adore. You can tell the animators didn’t care about polishing it smooth; they wanted it to *feel* like it could go wrong at any moment. When she presses against him, breasts heavy and animated with this exaggerated bounce, I almost laugh. Then I don’t.

There’s a scene (pretty sure it’s optional) where she insists on finishing him while keeping eye contact, and it’s uncomfortable and hot in a way only parody can be. The game pretends to be romantic, but the romance cracks open fast once things start moving under the sheets. Maybe that’s the point - pretend sweetness wrapped around shameless fucking. You could call it satire. But I’d rather call it honest.

I’m not gonna lie, the first ten minutes of this so-called “slime forest adventure” had me thinking it was going to be another lazy pixel jiggle-fest. Then Lulu showed up - yeah, the succubus with that annoying half-smirk that looks like she’s about to insult you and kiss you in the same breath - and suddenly I stopped clicking just to grind stats. Her voice lines are soft in one moment, razor-edged the next. It’s weirdly human how she teases right after battle, like she knows you’re doing badly on purpose just to hear her talk dirty again. And I swear, the way the slime enemies wobble before they pounce? Too much animation detail there, makes you wonder if the dev accidentally coded in love. Or obsession. Both, maybe.

The combat isn’t hard, except when it is. One turn she’s rewarding you with a lazy hand motion that makes your health bar flicker, the next she’s draining your mana with a wet laugh that somehow feels heavier than the soundtrack. You keep collecting these weird trinkets - slime cores, silk strands, whatever - and they hint at crafting, but I can’t tell if it’s for equipment or foreplay setups. It’s not explained, which drives me insane and also kind of keeps me. There’s this camp mechanic, and the “rest” option turns into a slow tease with Lulu talking about freedom and ownership like she’s reading your private thoughts. Then she bites your neck. The game pretends to be about exploration, but every map just leads to her again, like the world’s folding around her thighs on purpose.

I still think the censored bits ruin some rhythm. You don’t need to show everything, but don’t flash white screens like it’s 1998 hentai VHS, come on. But maybe that’s the charm - it’s half-lust, half-fable, like somebody coded their diary into a turn-based RPG after too many nights alone. I wanted more enemies, less slime. Or more slime, less shame. Don’t know anymore.