You know that feeling when you’re scrolling on your phone, bored out of your mind, and you start thinking “yeah, I kinda wanna flirt with half the anime multiverse right now”? This game leans right into that. It’s a mobile-style dating sim where your whole job is to talk, tease, and slowly push your way from cute banter to full-on filthy with a bunch of familiar faces. One minute you’re trying to keep your shit together while Tsunade leans in with those ridiculous tits, the next you’re trading playful jabs with Marin Kitagawa like she’s your chaotic cosplay girlfriend who absolutely knows she’s out of your league. It’s very much a “pick a waifu, poke at her until she cracks, then enjoy the view” setup. You answer questions, pick dialog options, earn points when you say the thing she wants to hear, and each correct move nudges the relationship from “hi, senpai” to “okay, pull your dick out already.”

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend it’s some deep, tragic romance. It pretends for like 10 seconds, then goes straight into horny nerd brain. You start with small talk, a bit of teasing, then she starts hinting, and once you’ve stacked enough points, the clothes start vanishing. One date you’re laughing with Aqua while she’s being useless and bratty, the next date she’s grinding in your lap and calling you a pervert like it’s your fault. Rias acts all composed, polite, almost royal, but you keep pushing the right answers and suddenly you’re getting your cock squeezed between those huge tits she pretends are a burden. There are titfucks, messy handjobs, slow teasing oral where she holds eye contact like she wants to watch you lose control, the usual “oops I sat on it” vaginal sex, and yeah, anal too if you unlock the right scenes. Some girls treat it as a reward, some as a challenge, some as “shut up and enjoy it.” I had this moment with a certain dragon milf where she’s bouncing on top of me with that massive ass, smiling like she’s finally found a new toy, and I genuinely forgot to click the next line because I was too busy staring.

It’s not all straight either, which is nice. You’ve got traps like Astolfo and Felix in the mix, cute and flirty and way too confident, and if you’re into that, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. They flirt hard, they suck you off like they’ve practiced, they ride you like they’re trying to prove something. Some routes feel more romantic, like a soft slow-burn with a girl like Rem, where you actually care a bit about the conversation before you end up buried inside her, and some are pure chaos, like Darkness begging you to use her like a toy while you’re thinking “ok, I’m the degenerate here but wow.” It’s kinda funny how sometimes the writing hits this surprisingly sweet mood, then two screens later you’re balls-deep and watching a loop of her moaning and drooling, legs shaking. There’s a harem vibe too once you realize just how many characters are waiting for you. Best way to enjoy it? Don’t rush. Take a character, answer her correctly, watch her shift from “oh, we’re just talking” to “fuck me harder” and let yourself get sucked into each scene. Screenshot the faces you like, replay the ones that make you twitch, and let the game do what it clearly wants to do: melt your brain in the dirtiest, laziest way possible.

Ninja Island feels like somebody mashed together a horny doujin circle, an old GBA-era RPG and a browser porn tab they forgot to close, then said “yeah ok ship it”. In a good way, mostly. You start as this not-very-subtle male ninja, dumped on an island where every other ninja girl looks like she escaped from some crossover Discord server: big tits, tight outfits that are basically one sneeze away from falling off, and that whole “I could kill you or ride you” vibe. There’s a story about some secret technique and rival clans, but honestly the real plot is “how many ways can you get these kunoichi naked without immediately dying”. The game kind of knows that, and leans into it.

It’s a classic turn based RPG on paper. You move from area to area, run into patrols of busty ninjas, and fights trigger like normal encounters. First time I ran into this blue-haired swordswoman, she pinned my character to a tree in a cutscene and groped him for “searching for weapons”. That escalated into a full-on forced titfuck scene as a “punishment” for trespassing. After that you unlock a special stance in combat where your skills change to more pervy stuff, like grapples that lower their “shame” instead of HP. The usual “attack, skill, item, defend” thing is there, but half the skills clearly exist so the girl ends up with her outfit ripped off, dripping, and moaning while still trying to stab you. Lose on purpose and you get a different H scene, win and you usually get to fuck them after breaking their will, with that whole corruption angle the game is obsessed with. Some of the scenes get pretty rough too, with actual ***, group assaults, and multiple penetration scenes when you piss off a whole squad of enemy kunoichi and they decide to “take turns” on you out of frustration. The POV shots during creampies are kind of hot, even if the censorship is annoying as hell. They blur the important bits and you just sit there knowing exactly what is happening, but still, it hits different when they show your character grabbing a ninja’s hair while she drools and gives that stupid ahegao look as you finish deep inside her. There’s also a cam-style event where one of the girls uses a magic mirror like it’s OnlyFans, performing handjobs and oral on you for her “followers” while you desperately try to focus on the quest text. I still think the UI sound for opening the menu is way too loud and it’s driving me crazy, and the game is never going to fix that.

What’s interesting from a gamification side is how they tie your kink progression to actual leveling. Each girl basically has her own mini route. At first she treats you like trash, slaps your hands away when you try to grope her, or forces you to watch as she “examines” you and humiliates you. As you win fights and trigger scenes, she gets more corrupted, starts asking for sex instead of pretending it’s an accident, and later you unlock stuff like public exhibition quests where she walks around the village in half-open ninja gear, pretending it’s “camouflage” while random NPCs comment on her tits. One moment I was in a serious boss fight against a busty captain, carefully managing skills and items, and then suddenly the fight shifts into a scripted H phase where she orders her subordinates to hold me down and we get a full bukkake scene as she rides me in front of them. Then it throws you back into battle like nothing happened and you still have to finish her off. The pacing is kind of a mess, and the censorship kills the mood sometimes, but the rhythm of “battle, tease, grab, fuck, level up” ends up working. They even give different skills if you choose more domination options versus letting the girls sexually harass and use you first, which is such a dumb smart detail for a porn RPG. There’s a lot of rough stuff, actual *** scenes mixed with consensual corruption, big tits smashing into the screen, and enough creampie and group sex to make your browser history look like evidence. The island itself is just a backdrop for horny ninja power leveling, and honestly, it does that job way too well.

Okay listen, this Dragon Ball parody game is kinda wild but also frustrating as hell. You're basically some kid who becomes the new God of Destruction because Beerus got kicked out or whatever - honestly the setup doesn't matter much since you'll be too busy trying to figure out the customization system. And holy shit there's a lot of customization.

The angel Vados is supposed to help you raise the "mortal level" but really she's just there to guide you through banging every female character from the series. We're talking Bulma, Chi-Chi, Android 18, Videl, that green-haired Cheelai chick from the Broly movie, even some of the angel characters like Heles. The art style tries to match Toriyama's but it's clearly amateur work - not terrible but you can tell it's fan-made. What got me hooked though was the costume editor. You can modify literally everything these girls wear, from their regular outfits to bikinis to... well, nothing at all. Spent way too much time getting Android 21's lab coat just right before the actual sex scenes.

Combat exists but it's basically an afterthought RPG system where you grind levels to unlock more characters and outfits. The real gameplay loop is collecting all the different costume variations and scene animations. Some characters like Kefla and Caulifla have fusion mechanics that unlock special threesome content, which is pretty clever actually. Mind control elements pop up here and there but they're not the main focus - mostly just an excuse for why these characters would suddenly want to fuck the new GoD. Mobile version runs decent enough on my phone but the PC browser version has better controls for the customization menus. If you're into Dragon Ball girls and want to dress them up before the lewd stuff, this hits that specific niche pretty well.

You fall asleep after a dumb anime binge and suddenly you’re not in your crappy room scrolling Twitter anymore, you’re standing in some wild, color-soaked version of the Dragon Ball world, staring straight at Videl who looks way too good for someone you just “met.” She gives you that suspicious glare, but she still helps you out, which is hilarious, because five minutes later you’re checking out her ass while she pretends not to notice. The game plays it like a dating sim but lazier in a fun way. You wander around this sandbox map, bump into familiar faces in bikinis that never existed in canon, and the story just shrugs and goes “yeah, he’s from another world, whatever, now go flirt.” There’s a weird charm to how it doesn’t care. One moment you’re talking about Ki and training, next moment you’re getting your dick sucked behind some random building because you picked the “annoying but bold” dialogue option.

Videl is your first “anchor,” but she’s not the only one waiting to ruin your sleep schedule. Chi-Chi shows up with that permanent “I’m tired of Goku’s bullshit” energy, except this time she actually notices you. It’s messed up how satisfying it is to slowly push her from strict mom mode into needy, half-naked mess in the kitchen, while she pretends she’s only interested in your “training.” You’re doing push-ups and her tits are just... there. The game loves to make you grind little scenes with teasing before it lets anything serious happen. Bikini scenes at the beach where you’re obviously staring at her chest, “accidental” gropes when you’re helping with groceries, her trying to scold you while you can see she’s wet. When she finally drops to her knees, it feels earned and also completely stupid because you know you just clicked through a dozen goofy dialogue boxes to get there. Oral sex scenes are animated just enough to make your brain shut up and let the caveman part take over. Vaginal scenes too, with those slow, repeatable loops you end up watching way longer than you admit.

Then there’s the fanservice parade. Bulma playing horny scientist again, but this time you’re the experiment. Android 18 pretending she doesn’t care, then blushing when you push the right option, like a tsundere with super strength who also happens to have ridiculous tits. Pan shows up older, obviously, with that smug “I’m stronger than you” attitude that turns into you pinning her to a wall because she wanted to “test your stamina.” Erasa appears for like five minutes and it’s just enough to remember why every high school perv loved her. Bulla rocks a bikini that should be illegal and the game just rolls with it. You wander around, trigger small events, build “affection,” peek at them changing, grab a kiss here, a blowjob there, and then suddenly you’re balls-deep in a girl who could casually vaporize a city. It never fully pretends to be serious romance, but it throws in just enough sweet moments, like sharing food with Elizabeth from that other anime world cameo, or teasing Android 21 about her cooking while she leans over the counter, ass in your face, to keep you hooked. The whole thing feels like some horny fever dream where a bored mobile dev mashed Dragon Ball, Seven Deadly Sins, and random waifu culture together, forgot half the rules, and accidentally made something you keep coming back to “for just one more scene.”