Laura’s story here feels like someone took those messy relationship chats from WhatsApp, mixed them with Pornhub tabs you forget to close, and turned it into a visual novel that actually wants you to pay attention. She’s 26, Italian, got that mix of small-town dreams and big-city frustration, stuck in this poor neighborhood where you can see every damn crack on the sidewalk and every old guy watching from the balcony. She wants a house, a store, something that’s hers, not just this rented apartment with thin walls where you can hear other people fucking but your own life is stuck on “maybe later”. Mario, her partner, is the one who nudges her toward that “easy money” path with criminals, and he feels less like a hero and more like that guy from Telegram who always has a “good idea” that smells like trouble. It starts small: a shady meeting, a favor, a little “just talk to this guy, babe, nothing will happen”. Then little by little, Laura’s body becomes part of the deal and she kind of knows it, pretends she doesn’t, then knows again.

What I liked is that the game lets you sit with her choices instead of turning her into instant slut or perfect angel. One scene you’re on her couch, phone in hand, reading dirty messages from some local gangster who already imagines her on her knees, drool on his cock, and the animation when she actually goes down on him later is slow and a bit too real, like that awkward first second where she’s still deciding if she’s doing this for money, for power, or because she’s a bit turned on. The vaginal sex scenes with Mario feel almost boring in a good way, like normal couple sex on a cheap bed, then later you compare that to her getting pounded in the back of some shitty office where the blinds don’t fully close and you can see the streetlight outside. The romance doesn’t disappear, which is weird. She still cuddles Mario, still kisses him soft, right after wiping another guy’s cum from her thighs in the bathroom sink. I used my phone on Chrome to play, and on mobile, the tapping through dialogue while your other hand is kind of occupied hits different. Some transitions lagged a bit, which made an oral scene freeze right when she had his tip on her tongue, and that somehow made it hotter and more annoying at same time.

The crime part isn’t guns-blazing stuff, more like text messages that feel a bit too close to real life. One moment that stuck with me was her sitting in a car, engine off, just city noise outside, while she decides if she goes in to “negotiate” with this older guy who pretty much wants her as payment. The animation when she finally spreads her legs on his desk is not super polished, it has that slightly rough frame change, but honestly that fits the tone. You can tell it’s a visual novel, not some big action game, so expect a lot of reading, choices, and these small animated loops that repeat while she’s getting fucked, her tits bouncing, her face shifting between shame and something else. I kept thinking “ok, last scene, I’ll quit after this”, then another little choice pops up like “do you answer his call?” and suddenly you’re watching her kneel again, lipstick smudged, trying not to moan too loud. I wish the text font was a bit cleaner though, it’s stupid to complain about fonts when you have Laura choking on some thug’s dick for extra cash, but still, it bothered me and then I forgot and then it bothered me again. Anyway, it’s dirty, kind of romantic, kind of fucked up, and it feels like scrolling through someone’s secret Telegram folder you were never meant to see.

This thing feels like somebody took a horny daydream about being stuck in a rich country house with a way-too-hot older woman and just pressed “publish” before polishing anything. And it kinda works exactly for that. You drop into the mansion, there is this busty hostess who looks like she should be on some “sexy wine mom” Instagram, and you just know right away the whole story is only pretending to be about “temptation” and “danger”. It is about you trying not to stare at her tits and failing in record time. The vibe is: you showed up to the house to relax, and now you are trying to survive her low-cut tops and that fake innocent talk where every sentence sounds like it wants to crawl into your pants. The game doesn’t really bother with choices, just pushes you along like a horny conveyor belt, and weirdly that makes it easier to sit back and enjoy. No “should I be a good guy” nonsense. You are here, she is hot, the couch is soft, her hand is on your thigh, what exactly did you think is going to happen.

The visuals are this chunky 3D style that looks a bit like those ads you pretend you don’t click on. Sometimes her boobs look amazing, round and heavy and just begging to spill out, sometimes the angle is strange and her arm looks slightly cursed, but then three clicks later she is on her knees and you forgot everything. There is this one scene where she is in a tight top in the kitchen, you can basically see her nipples poking through, and she starts leaning closer while talking about something boring like groceries. And your guy is clearly not listening, because she slowly drags her fingers up your leg, like she is checking how hard you are, and you can feel that tension in the air. The slow stroke over the pants, that first moment when she finally opens your zipper and her hand slides inside, that lazy handjob on the chair where she pretends it is nothing serious, just a “little relief”… that part actually hit kind of hard. Then she suddenly cracks a silly joke and it kills the mood for like 3 seconds, but also not really, because her lips are too close to the tip to care.

Sex scenes go from zero to “oh shit we are actually doing this” with almost no build up sometimes. One moment you are trading flirty lines in the living room, next she has your cock in her mouth like she has been waiting all week. The oral is pretty detailed, lots of saliva shine and that stretchy feeling when she pulls back, and the way her big tits press together while she works on you is basically the whole selling point. Later there is straight up fucking that feels like classic “MILF fantasy”: her on her back on the bed, legs wide, huge boobs bouncing while you pound her, then she flips and rides you, leaning forward so her breasts hang right in your face while she moves her hips. Nothing super original, very porn-scene-logic, but if you came for realistic writing you probably opened the wrong tab. There are tiny things that annoyed me, like one specific sound effect that repeats and sounds like someone stirring yogurt, and once you notice it you cannot unhear it, but the game does that thing where it distracts you with a new angle on her ass and you forget to be mad. Also, the humor is hit or miss: sometimes she lands a cheeky line that feels like something a tipsy older woman would actually say, sometimes the joke is so flat it just makes you click faster to reach the next time she wraps her lips around you. Anyway, by the time she is riding you stupid on that big bed in the country house, sweaty and moaning and clinging to you like she is afraid you disappear, none of those little issues matter, except that one lamp in the corner that is always on and looks ugly as hell and now I kind of hate it.

Underfoot feels like somebody finally said “ok, but what if the FEET did the cucking” and then just ran with it, half drunk and way too horny. You play this dude who is supposed to be the main character, but honestly after a while you start realizing you’re more of a camera with a dick attached. The whole story is basically your woman slowly turning your sex life into a spectator sport, and she does it with her legs crossed, high heels on the table, like she owns every square meter of the room and your balls are paying rent. It starts kind of “normal” for this kind of fetish VN: teasing, a bit of dirty talk, your girl putting her nylon feet in your face, making you cum just by rubbing your shaft with the balls of her feet while she pretends she’s not that into it. Except she absolutely is, and the game really leans into that slow moral slide where one day it’s just a handjob while she texts another guy, and suddenly she’s casually asking if you think her feet look hotter wrapped around his cock than yours.

What I liked, but also low-key hated at same time, is how the game takes its time to break you. Stuff like the first time she lets another guy “try” her pantyhose and she’s there, guiding him with her toes, letting him grind against the fabric while you get ordered to sit and watch. There is this one scene where she makes you lick her soles clean right after a very messy creampie session with somebody else, and the way the text describes how the cum sticks between her toes is disgusting, hot and somehow kind of romantic, in a really fucked up way. And then they throw in anal just when you think you know the pattern: she saves that hole for the bull, of course, then later maybe, maybe, she lets you near it again but first you have to hold her steady while he goes in deeper. It’s NTR but not exactly, more like she uses your kink against you until you don’t even know if you’re jealous or just turned on because you are being stepped on, literally, half the time. The corruption pacing is cruel: one moment it’s only “harmless” flirting, next she is getting double stuffed while her nylon feet keep you pinned on the floor like a bug under a shoe. And if you’re into being humiliated by stockings and heels more than by words, this thing just keeps pressing that button until your brain is mush and your dick actually hurts a bit from too much abuse.

Honestly the best part for me is how the domination is more psychological than “I put you in a collar now.” She weaponizes little stuff, like making you put her shoes on for her after you seen another guy blow his load all over them, or making you clean the lube off her feet with your tongue before she walks over to the next guy on the couch. There is one group scene where you barely even get to touch her, she just uses your face as a footrest while she rides someone else raw and lets another dude use her mouth, and you’re stuck there smelling sweat, cum, perfume and nylon. The swinging angle is funny too, because on paper it looks like “everyone shares,” but in the actual scenes it always feels like she is sharing herself with them and sharing your shame with you. The game pretends you have some choices, like “do you let her go further” kind of stuff, but if you’re playing this, you already know you will click the worst option every time and then pretend you had no choice. At some point there is a footjob where she strokes you and another guy at the same time, toes curling over two shafts, and when she decides who gets to finish on her arches and who has to cum on the floor, and you end up being the floor guy, that weird little sting you feel in your chest? That is the whole point of Underfoot, and it hits that spot over and over until you kind of love it and kind of hate yourself.

Quiet coastal town, soft sound of the sea, and this dude who’s basically wasting his twenties scrolling TikTok and pretending he has his shit together. That’s who you start as. Nothing special, just a bored 20-year-old walking around a sleepy beach place where everyone knows each other a bit too well and swimsuits count as normal clothes for half the year. Then the “unexpected event” hits and suddenly those same familiar women you saw as background NPCs start looking at you way too long, bending over in front of you, brushing your leg under the table like it’s nothing. The game leans hard into that slow-burn tension, like when you sit on the sand with her at sunset, she’s in this tight bikini that honestly looks a size too small, her tits are almost spilling out and you can’t tell if she’s doing it on purpose or you’re just horny. And she casually grabs your wrist to point at something far away, but her fingers stay wrapped around you a bit longer, and the MC has that internal “is this real or am I just losing my mind” moment. It’s animated too, so the jiggle when the MILF next door walks across the small living room in her swimsuit and pretends she’s “just looking for sunscreen” is… yeah. You’ll remember that.

The game really likes outdoor stuff. This isn’t some dungeon or city alley thing, it’s beaches, patios, backyards, late-night walks where the only lights are from old street lamps and smartphones. There’s a scene where you’re sitting with her on a pier, just the sound of water and some cheesy romance talk, she’s playfully teasing, pressing her thigh against yours, then grabs your hand and slides it under her bikini bottom like it’s the most natural thing in the world. No fade to black, you see her breathing change, her hips moving, your fingers working her while she’s trying not to moan too loud because someone might walk past. Another time, the older woman who’s supposed to “take care of you” after everything changes ends up in your bed, lying on her back in nothing but an open shirt, big tits half out, asking if you’re “curious what a real woman feels like.” She starts with a slow handjob while talking to you like she’s giving life advice, then guides your head down between her legs, and it stops feeling like a game for a moment and more like you somehow unlocked Pornhub’s story mode. There are proper harem vibes developing too, girls overlapping, jealousy, secret blowjobs behind a beach bar, groping under loose summer dresses, bikini strings getting untied “by accident” in the water before it turns into full-on outdoor sex, sand sticking to sweaty skin while she rides you and tries not to scream your name. The romance isn’t just window dressing either, they actually make you care a bit before you end up balls-deep in them, which somehow makes the oral, the kissing, the teasing way hotter than if it was just click-to-fuck. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy, and that’s exactly why it works.

You’re stuck shelving dusty books in a quiet library that really isn’t quiet at all, because half the girls here are walking red flags with tits and secrets and the other half aren’t even technically human. On paper you’re just a part‑time clerk who likes order, numbers and putting things back where they belong. In practice you’re grabbing ass between the stacks, flirting with monster girls who pretend not to understand human customs, and trying to figure out which smile is hiding a knife behind it. The game treats the place like a maze: narrow corridors, dim corners, back rooms that “don’t exist” on the floor plan, and every little detour can yank the story into a different route. One minute you’re teasing the shy librarian while she pretends to scold you, next minute the lights flicker and some tentacled “patron” is very interested in what human males can do. It looks innocent in screenshots, but it’s not shy about putting your hands exactly where they shouldn’t be.

What I like most is how your choices actually feel like stats, even if the game never pops up a big spreadsheet. Flirt too hard with the clingy girl at the front desk, ignore the quiet bookworm, and that will nudge you toward full harem chaos where everyone wants a piece of you and nobody is happy to share. Be a bit colder, more controlling, and the vibe turns into classic possessive male MC: cornering girls between shelves, groping them from behind while they whimper and still say your name with that little heart in the text box. But then the game flips it around and says, ok, you wanted control, now look at what happens when you can’t micromanage all of them. There is NTR, but not just the basic “game over, she fucked someone else, lol” thing; it creeps in through tiny moments, like catching a different bookmark in a book she said only you two read together, or seeing a short animation of her body language changing when another guy walks by. Some scenes are straight up cock‑twisting: you’re the one who trained her to moan like that, and now she’s using it on somebody else, and the game just lets it play out in front of you. Then, in another route, the same girl is practically crawling into your lap while you’re trying to catalogue old manuscripts, and the library cameras are pointed just a little too high to see anything.

The animations are short but hit hard, like little loops of hips grinding against a bookshelf while her voice cracks, or a monster girl’s tail slowly curling around your leg while she pretends she doesn’t know what “teasing” means. It still feels a bit rough in places, the kind of AI‑touched CG where a hand looks weird or a background chair vanishes if you stare too long, and that annoyed me more than it should, like a single misaligned spreadsheet cell in an otherwise clean dataset. But the pacing of the erotic scenes makes up for it and then kind of doesn’t, because sometimes they trigger in clusters: you get three groping / blowjob / “oops we’re naked in the archive” moments back to back, then a long patch of just dialogue and mystery about what the library is actually hiding. The romance is sneaky, buried under all the filth. A girl blushes when you remember how she likes her tea, or when you pick the jealous option and pull her away from another guy a bit too roughly, and that tiny branch leads to a late‑night locked‑door scene where she’s the one pushing you into a chair and climbing on your lap. There are moments that feel like pure harem fantasy, everyone orbiting you, and others where you’re watching from the wrong side of the glass while your “favorite” is moaning another name and the text box is just twisting the knife. The whole thing feels like tracking an experiment with too many variables: you start thinking “ok, if I pick this horny option here and the nice‑guy line there, will she stay mine, will she share, or will the library swallow her whole?” and then you click, and the screen fades, and you find out the answer in the dark.

Yellow County looks like this shiny California postcard with palm trees, cute cafés and rich people walking tiny dogs, but the game doesn’t even pretend your life is nice. You’re this young guy who just lost both parents in what’s supposed to be an “accident”, and the whole town is whispering about a serial killer who maybe didn’t get the memo about stopping. While you’re trying to not fall apart, you’re also surrounded by women who really don’t know how to keep their hands, eyes or mouths to themselves. It flips hard between “tragic crime thriller” and “oh shit she’s actually grabbing my dick in the kitchen”. One moment you’re reading case files, next moment you’re pinned between the counter and a thick milf in yoga pants who pretends she’s comforting you, except her hand keeps “accidentally” sliding under your waistband and she totally knows what she’s doing. The mix is weirdly hot, in that “I should not be horny right now but here we are” way.

What actually works is how slow some of the teasing is. You’re not just clicking through instant porn. You’ll be at the beach with an older woman you’ve known for years, she’s in this fake “motherly” mode, fussing with sunscreen on your back, then she lets her fingers drag over your ass just a bit too long, nails grazing your skin, and when you turn, her bikini top is barely holding and she pretends not to notice you staring. She blushes, then bends over way too far, and the camera just sits there on her ass while your character tries to play it cool. Later she’s in your room, telling you she’s worried about you being alone and “needing affection”, and she sits on your lap. You feel her weight, her tits pressed to your chest, and she asks if this “makes you feel safe” while grinding slowly, like she’s testing how hard you get through your shorts. When she finally pulls your cock out and sinks down, it’s this soft, drawn out vaginal scene where she keeps whispering how wrong it is, then begging you to go deeper and smack her ass harder. The spanking hits line up with her moans in a way that’s actually pretty satisfying, even if sometimes the animation glitches and her hand clips into her own hip and ruins the rhythm for a second.

The oral stuff is all over the place in a good way. One woman is all romantic slow kisses, sliding down your body, licking around your shaft before taking you in, eyes up, wet sounds, like she’s trying to worship you and comfort you at the same time. Another scene is pure hunger, like she hasn’t had cock in years. She pushes you back on the couch, unzips you, and there’s almost no talking. Just spit, gagging, messy sucking, her mascara slightly smeared from earlier crying about your parents, which is fucked up and hot as hell. I liked how sometimes they interrupt the dirty talk with little bits about the murder case, like she pulls off for air and suddenly asks if you really think it was an accident, then she swallows you again before you can answer. The romance angle slowly creeps in with cuddling after sex, hands tangled, small kisses on your neck while she’s still full of you. The build up to each scene feels personal, even when the story forgets it’s supposed to be about a killer and turns into “how many times can this guy cum in one evening” and, honestly, I stopped caring about the investigation for a while once the milfs started fighting for his attention.

This game feels like reading the horny secret diary of a girl who pretends she’s “above all that porn stuff” while literally growing up with porn-legend parents in the next room. You’re not just watching her, you’re sitting inside her head while she tries to be a “good girl” in a house that probably smells like lube and bad decisions. Her mom and dad are straight up open about their work, they talk about shoots like normal people talk about grocery shopping, and she’s there trying to finish homework while some old DVD cover with her mom’s tits out is just chilling on the shelf. It’s not subtle. The fun part is that she knows everything, every dirty detail, but still clings to this weird pride that she’s “not like them”. Spoiler: she’s very like them, the game just peels that slowly and quite cruelly.

Character creation is better than it has any right to be for a text heavy game. You play with little details that actually change how she thinks about herself, not just numbers on a chart. I went for this shy, soft kind of girl, pretending she didn’t care about looks, then five minutes later I was obsessing over her shaving habits like a psycho. There’s a whole thing where body hair becomes this quiet rebellion, or not, depending what you pick. One day she’s glaring at her razor like it insulted her, next day she’s in the shower, carefully shaving because of something one guy joked about, and you feel that pathetic little twitch of “I’m doing this for me, right? right?” when it’s obviously for attention. The writing doesn’t over-explain it, it just lets her spiral, and you sit there feeling slightly dirty for enjoying it. In the good way. Or bad. Depends on your soul, I guess. Mine didn’t survive the scene where she tries to stay “pure” and ends up masturbating after a totally “innocent” roleplay text she got. There is nothing innocent about roleplaying as the nerdy virgin who “doesn’t know what cum tastes like” while your best friend sends you step by step instructions.

And that best friend, holy hell. She is the kind of sex-obsessed class queen that probably runs her whole social life through Instagram stories and fake “anonymous” polls. Her idea of a school experiment is basically: “what if we turn the whole class into a horny lab and see who cracks first”. You can lean in or pretend to resist, but either way, you’re dragged. One choice, she is daring you into tasting sperm like it’s some edgy cocktail challenge, and the game doesn’t fade to black, it just sits there and makes you read every awkward second of her curiosity, her disgust, her surprise that it’s not exactly what porn promised. Another route, she drags you into weird semi-serious roleplay games where you pretend to be this naive girl getting “educated” and it gets way too real, especially when the protagonist starts to enjoy being treated like she’s clueless. The whole thing is so unpolished sometimes, a bit clunky, some scenes repeat words, a few lines sound like they were written at 4% brain battery, but that roughness kind of fits. It feels less like a sweet polished fantasy and more like accidentally opening a private Telegram chat that keeps getting darker. There is milk kink peeking around the corner of some scenes, slow build stuff about her body changing and the way people look at her chest. I’m both curious and mildly terrified where that goes. Also the UI text spacing pissed me off once and then I forgot about it and now I’m annoyed again just remembering it. Anyway, it’s horny, it’s uncomfortable, it’s hot, it’s messy, and the choices actually push her between “I’ll stay a virgin and just masturbate in secret like a saint” and “fuck it, let’s see how far this rabbit hole of family baggage and bad influence can go”. No clean moral, just a girl marinating in sex from every direction and pretending she still has a choice what kind of woman she becomes.

Game feels like someone smashed a horny VN, a lazy sci-fi series, and a half-assed campus comedy together, then accidentally made it kinda fun. You’re this dude who just wanted to worry about exams and maybe some tits, and suddenly people are talking about erased history, global crisis, “destiny”, all that dramatic crap, while you’re sitting there thinking, “yeah cool, but can I rail the chick in the tight school uniform or what.” And it actually leans into that mood. One moment you’re in a lecture pretending to care, the next you’re in some shady lab corridor with flickering lights, spying on a milf in a white coat bending over a console like the dev knew exactly what angle you were going to zoom in on. The whole vibe is that the world is broken and trying to look serious, but everyone is still horny as fuck and pretending they’re not. Which, honestly, is more realistic than half the “serious” sci-fi games out there.

What really sticks is how often the game lets you be a little shit. You’re in class, professor talking about lost records and post-crisis timelines, and you’re barely listening because there’s a girl two rows ahead with a stupidly tight schoolgirl uniform top, tapping her pen, boobs bouncing a bit each time, and the game keeps cutting your inner monologue between plot and pure thirst. Later, when you finally get alone time with her in some quiet campus room, it doesn’t rush. It does the slow thing: nervous banter, her rolling her eyes at your dumb joke, then she pushes your hand down her chest, guides your dick between those big tits and suddenly the “mission” can fuck off for a minute. The titfuck scene is messy in a good way, like it was written by someone who actually masturbates and not some robot that only read about sex on Reddit. There’s spit, there’s precum smeared on her tongue when she leans down for oral, her trying to keep eye contact and failing, half moaning, half laughing. It’s not elegant. That’s the charm.

The sci-fi part keeps popping up just enough to remind you you’re not only here to blast loads. You’re sneaking around restricted areas, catching glimpses of files about the erased years, and then bam, you accidentally walk in on a mature woman in a semi-military style uniform changing, and it flips into pure voyeur brain. She knows you’re there way too fast though, and instead of screaming, she closes the door with a click, leans on the desk and starts to test how far you’ll go. That first handjob scene with her is filthy in a different way. She treats you like a toy she’s “evaluating”, stroking slow, talking shit in your ear, occasionally glancing at the security cam like she’s deciding if she wants to erase the footage or keep it. When you finally get to fuck her, it doesn’t pretend she’s some shy girl. She pins you, rides you, tells you when to shut up and when to move, and when you cum inside her, the creampie shot is framed almost clinically, which somehow makes it hotter. And the funniest part is the game keeps trying to remind you that everything is “consensual and responsible” while your dick is still out, covered in her juices, and the story is like “anyway, humanity’s fate” and you’re like “bro, she just swallowed, chill.”

You wake up in this warped copy of Earth where your school looks almost the same, the desks are the same, the shitty fluorescent lights are the same, but outside the windows there’s a violet sky and something with too many teeth crawling over the football field like it owns the place. Then your homeroom teacher, the one you used to jerk off to in secret, is suddenly not just stacked but actually a literal high-tier “blessing” candidate, and the gods watching all of you treat her like a chess piece. The game pretends to be a normal dating sim for like five minutes, then throws you into a hallway full of screaming students, blood on the lockers, and a monster girl with six eyes asking you if she should eat the bully or just sit on his face until he stops moving. You choose, of course. And the game quietly remembers if you watched or looked away while she drooled on his chest and talked about how human cum tastes different when they’re scared.

The sex doesn’t feel separated from the horror stuff, which is what I like and kind of hate at the same time. You’re in POV a lot, which makes it extra fucked when your “step” sister is crying in the gym storage room after a Convergence ripped half the city away, and the game lets you either comfort her like a decent person or slide your hand up her thighs while she’s shaking. She’s a virgin if you don’t screw it up early, and the first time you finally get inside her, the whole place is literally cracking, walls bending like rubber, and the UI is calm as hell, just showing tiny alignment shifts while you’re balls deep and listening to her moan your name. One route has her clinging to you later, pregnant in this unstable world, trying to be happy about starting a “family” where gods and demons treat humans like loot boxes. Another route turns her into a kind of monster girl herself, and you still fuck her anyway, because of course you do. The game doesn’t judge you out loud, it just lets the world rot a little more.

What caught me off guard is how much stuff is technically “romance” but it’s only romantic if you squint. There’s a milf nurse at the school who knows way more about what’s happening than she says, and she gives you a handjob in the infirmary as “stress relief” while explaining how your body is changing. She wraps her tits around you later, pulls your cock between them, and while she’s giving you a sloppy titfuck she’s casually dropping lore about gods betting on your love life like it’s a gacha event. One of the monster girls, this insect-looking thing with soft chitin plates and huge tits, basically treats you as breeding stock if you let her, riding you until you black out while hinting that pregnancy in her nest might anchor your soul here forever. There are stripping scenes in a club that literally appeared in the middle of the school district after a Convergence, with girls you kinda know from class taking off their uniforms piece by piece while the shadows behind them twitch in time with the music. You can grope, you can eat them out, there’s oral, full-on vaginal, rough fucking in storage rooms, slow “I love you” sex with someone who might stab you later, and little moments where the screen lingers on a hand around a throat or a tongue on a nipple longer than is comfortable. It pretends to be a simple harem Isekai, but every time you cum, something somewhere in Lumis seems to tilt a little, like the whole world is quietly asking why you’re still chasing pussy while gods rewrite reality around your dick.