Goldream hits that weird sweet spot between horny wish-fulfillment and some drama that actually kinda hurts if you let it. You arrive in this flashy city that looks like it was built from rich people’s wet dreams and bad decisions, with a secret mission you’re absolutely not ready for, and suddenly every route feels like you’re starring in some horny anime that forgot what genre it was. One moment it’s goofy flirting, stupid jokes, boobs in your face, next moment it’s like “oh, right, people have trauma and regrets and shit.” Feels like those shows where you expect only fanservice and then, out of nowhere, they hit you with an emotional backstory that actually lands. The fun part is how often the game lets you steer into trashy choices: lie to her, sleep with her, betray him, act like a hero, act like a total dog. Some routes let you pretend you’re this noble main character with a heart of gold, others let you lean hard into being a manipulative bastard who just uses the city as an open buffet. I liked that the game doesn’t always pat you on the head for choosing the “good” option. Sometimes you’re trying to be nice and it backfires, and sometimes you pick the scummy choice and the scene is insanely hot and nobody calls you out. Feels wrong in the right way.

The sex scenes are where it really yanks you out of whatever you were doing. You’re just reading normal dialogue, and suddenly you click one line and you’re balls-deep in a full-on explicit scene that goes way further than the build-up suggested. There’s one moment in a back alley, where you’re supposed to just meet someone quietly, and if you needle her personality a bit, she snaps and it turns into this messy, angry, needy fuck that honestly feels more like a fight with tongues and fingers than a “romantic” thing. Another time you’re in this high-end hotel room, the kind of place that screams “nobody here is happy, but everyone is loaded,” and the girl tries to keep up this cold, cool attitude while she’s riding you and just keeps losing it, slipping in little desperate lines like she hates herself for enjoying it. The writing sometimes stumbles with the English, but weirdly it helps, makes it feel less like sterilized porn text and more like someone actually trying to describe what it’s like to be drunk on lust and a little bit stupid. I will say, some early scenes drag too much, like the game is scared you’ll miss a single emotional beat, and then later it’ll skip right past a moment that absolutely deserved a full lewd payoff. Also, I’m still mad at one specific choice where I clearly flirted, the girl clearly wanted it, and the game just faded to black like I suddenly turned into a saint. Coward move. But then a few routes later it throws you into stuff that feels almost too intense, like it’s daring you to reload your save but you don’t, because you kind of want to see how badly this city can chew you up.

This thing feels like some horny slice-of-life anime that accidentally grew a brain. You start as this guy who basically got reshuffled into a new "family" after shit went bad when he was younger, but nobody is actually related. That tiny detail changes the whole vibe. They act like family, they live like family, they fight over stupid stuff like family, but the game keeps poking at that soft spot of "ok, but what if I actually want to fuck them?" And it does not pretend you don’t. The school setting adds this weird double-life feeling: in the morning you’re in uniform, pretending to be normal, then you come back home and your world is full of big tits, tight shorts, and that one pair of yoga pants that should honestly be illegal.

What I liked is how the sandbox part lets you be a bit of a sneaky bastard. You’re not forced into one straight line. You wake up, you check your phone, maybe you jerk off to a photo you grabbed earlier, maybe you go to the bathroom and "accidentally" walk in on someone showering, maybe you go to school and sit in class trying not to pop a full tent because you remember what happened last night on the couch. It’s the little moments that really feel filthy. Like that time I was just clicking through rooms, half distracted, and walked in at the exact time one of the women was alone with a vibrator, legs spread, trying to stay quiet. The animation is short but it hits. Her ass is bouncing slightly, tits moving with her hands, and you have the choice to watch like a creep or interrupt. I picked watch, obviously. No regrets. Well, a few.

The game really loves big asses and huge boobs, like it’s almost a fetish museum sometimes. You’re in the kitchen, you bend down to open a drawer, camera just forgets the drawer and zooms mentally on her ass. In bed scenes, those tits are front and center, and vaginal sex is not some fade-to-black hint, you literally see everything. They like to show you the penetration, the wetness, the slow push in, then suddenly the pace goes crazy and she’s moaning into a pillow so nobody in the next room hears. Sometimes you get sex toys involved, and it actually fits the characters. One girl acts shy as hell, but then you find out she’s been hiding this pink dildo in a stupidly obvious place and using it every time the house is quiet. I got her to admit it in one of the routes and she asked me to "help" her because the toy wasn’t enough anymore. That scene in her room, her on all fours, toy in one hand, you behind her, fucking her while she tries to keep her voice low so the rest of the "family" doesn’t notice, is probably when the game finally clicked for me. It pretends to be wholesome, but everyone’s horny, lonely and pretending not to be, and the game just lets all that pressure leak out in the dirtiest way possible.

Mallowfall City feels like the kind of place your horny brain invents when you’re zoning out during a boring Zoom meeting. Everything is too wet, too soft, too tight, too much, and somehow that’s exactly the point. You roll in as Dave, this broke student coming back after studying abroad, and instead of a sad mattress on the floor and instant coffee, you land in an apartment with a mature woman who has curves like gravity got turned up just around her body. That first evening with her is already a problem. She’s walking around in this casual home outfit that should be illegal, shirt hugging huge tits, hips wide, ass heavy, that kind of thick that makes chairs squeak. She leans close to hand you a mug, you catch a glimpse of lace under her top, and it hits you that you’re not just “crashing in a spare room.” You’re basically moving into a thirst trap.

The whole game plays like a romantic visual novel that drank too much wine then decided to stop pretending it’s innocent. There’s real talking, not just “hi, fuck now,” and that’s the dangerous part. You get these long conversations with older women who know exactly what they’re doing. One of them sits with you at a bar late at night, touching your wrist while she tells you how lonely she is after her divorce. She’s older, but thick in all the right places, heavy tits straining against her blouse, lips shiny, eyes way too focused on your mouth. The scene drags just long enough that you start screaming at your screen “just kiss already” and then when it finally goes down, it’s not soft at all. Her tongue is in your mouth, her hand is on your crotch, and she comments on how “big” you are in this slow teasing voice. When the clothes actually come off, the cg scenes slam you with big bodies and big everything. Round bellies, soft thighs spreading, huge boobs bouncing while she rides your cock and says shit like “You like mature women, huh?” Yeah. He does. And you do too. And the game knows it way too well.

What I liked is that the chubby and bbw women here are not some joke or “side fetish.” They are the main goddamn course. Thick asses that fill the whole screen, big breasts that actually move, not just stuck-on balloons. There is this one scene where a milf in a tight pencil skirt bends over to pick something up, and the camera lingers right behind her. The fabric is pulling across her ass, you see the shape of her panties, and you know the dev did that on purpose to ruin your focus. Later, when you finally get her on a bed, she pulls off her bra and her boobs fall out heavy, nipples already hard, and she kind of laughs shy because she knows she is huge. That moment works way better than some perfect anime doll, because she feels like a real thick woman who will squeeze your head between her tits and suffocate you happily. And yeah, sometimes the “romance” stuff pretends to be deep then jumps straight into fucking in like three lines of dialogue, which is funny, but also somehow perfect for this city that basically runs on sex and secrets. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me though: the way one character always calls you “boy” in this weird playful tone. Every single time. It’s hot, then it’s annoying, then you forget you were annoyed because she’s naked again. Story of this game, honestly.

Xweb looks like something a horny creep coded after binging too much Black Mirror and porn parody anime, and honestly that’s the charm. You’re this “Secret User” in a sketchy underground app where strangers send you messed up requests, and you answer them by typing out custom commands, like you’re tech support for perverts and psychos. One guy wants his cheating wife exposed, another wants to stalk an idol with ridiculous tits, someone else is begging you to fix a cursed sex tape that literally kills people who watch it. The UI keeps pinging your phone like Telegram plus OnlyFans plus something that really should get your device seized at airport security. Between answering clients, the story cuts to animated scenes where your choices clearly messed up someone’s life or turned them into your next obsessed toy. It’s not just “click to see boobs” either; the conversations are surprisingly long and filthy, with the girls oversharing way too fast, sending pics that get more hardcore the more you push them. One moment a shy student is asking if it’s wrong to fantasize about her professor, next moment she’s sending you a video of her riding a dildo in the dim light, her huge tits bouncing like it’s a cheap camshow and she keeps whispering your username like it’s sacred. There’s real horny energy in how the text, the voices, and the little animations sync up, even if sometimes the English sounds like Google Translate having a stroke.

Sex-wise the game goes hard into the whole “harem in a horror movie” mood. You’ve got multiple girls orbiting around this Xweb nonsense, each one with their own flavor of messed up. The soft-spoken one with the big ass who “accidentally” leaves her camera on while she changes. The cosplayer with huge boobs who keeps sending you low-angle shots, then later ends up in a corrupted stream where something in the background is not human. Scenes can flip from erotic to creepy without warning. One minute she’s on all fours, moaning while you pound her pussy in some cheap motel with neon light flashing through the window, the next minute the video glitches and her face distorts for a second, like something from a cursed tape, before snapping back while she’s still begging you not to stop. It’s weirdly hot. The vaginal sex is animated in that simple 2D style where everything is about the rhythm: her ass slamming back into your hips, the wet sounds cranked up way too loud, cum filling her and then dripping down her thighs in looping shots that are almost hypnotic. You can tell where the artist spent all the effort: tits and asses wobble, nipples get hard, her expression changes with each thrust, and sometimes it looks a bit off perspective-wise but that just kind of adds to the dirty feel, like you shouldn’t even be watching this. The parody side quietly sneaks in when you recognize archetypes from big anime and mainstream games, but warped, like a “totally not that famous witch girl” with a hat way too big and cleavage even bigger, or a “not that survival horror cop chick at all” who somehow ends up tied to a chair, riding your cock for her life while something claws at the door. Xweb mixes shit that shouldn’t go together: tech support, time travel talk, a hitman looking for you in the real world, and somehow you still end up focusing on one thing: whose tight little virtual hole are you filling next while the entire world apparently goes to hell around you.