Fable time. There once was a guy who chased the ultimate nut like it was a world record speedrun category. Beat his meat so hard he literally died on attempt number 100. Cardiac arrest by self pleasure. Legend says the human limit is 99, but this madlad pushed through. And what’s his reward for terminal gooning? Isekai, baby. Truck kun never showed up, just a fatal handjob. The gods saw that dedication and said yeah, give this degenerate a cheat skill.

So you get Baby Seeds. Sounds innocent. It’s not. It’s this weird buff mechanic where you splash your essence on warrior ladies and they suddenly unlock new power tiers. The whole sandbox setup lets you roam around bothering elves, monster girls, furries, a stacked milf who definitely knows what she’s doing. The 3DCG animations have that janky unpolished feel where limbs sometimes clip through bodies during anal scenes, but honestly it adds to the charm. Like watching a Source Filmmaker project made by someone really horny. Groping minigames pop up whenever you find a new character, and the humor actually lands sometimes. The protagonist is a certified idiot with male domination fantasies, and the writing doesn’t pretend otherwise.

Wish the small tits option had more screen time, the harem skews heavily toward big tits. Also the magic system barely matters, it’s just a backdrop for oral sex scenes. The furry character questline bugged out on me once and I had to reload, which nobody on the patchnotes thread mentioned. But seeing the isekai setup tied to a literal death by masturbation record? That’s the kind of stupid funny most adult games are too scared to commit to. No epic destiny, just post nut clarity... literally eternal.

The wolf mom has massive fucking tits. That's where my brain got stuck for like twenty minutes, just staring at the character model during the intro. This game, right, it's about a kid raised by wolves who gets dumped back into human society, and the first thing you notice isn't the weird premise or the janky animations. It's the absolutely ridiculous proportions on every female character. The goth teen sister, the blonde milf who I guess is the biological mom, all of them walking around with chests that defy physics and asses you could rest a drink on. The 3DCG is rough, deliberately so maybe, like someone learned Blender last month and decided to make their very specific fantasy.

The groping mechanic is basically the whole game. You sneak around this house, and there's a voyeurism system where you peek through keyholes at the goth girl changing into lingerie, or the mom in her room. The incest angle is right there, no subtlety, the wild boy doesn't understand boundaries so you just... touch. Click on body parts. The big boobs react with this weird rubbery bounce that's both hilarious and somehow hot in a broken way. I spent way too long trying to trigger a scene with the brunette goth teen in this one specific hallway, the hitbox for interaction was so finicky I almost closed the tab. Almost.

What's frustrating is the game knows exactly what it is but still fumbles the landing sometimes. The male protagonist's feral backstory gets dropped for long stretches while you're just grinding affection meters or whatever. There's a moment where the blonde milf catches you staring and the dialogue is so stilted I laughed out loud, but then the next scene she's in this black lace thing and suddenly I don't care about grammar anymore. Wish there was more actual consequence to the wolf upbringing beyond being an excuse for the groping, but that's not changing. The big ass models are the point, the incest tension is the point, and honestly the whole thing feels like someone's very dedicated fetish project that accidentally got released. The lingerie renders are where the artist clearly spent all their time, everything else is just connective tissue.

Imagine loading this up after a long day, brain half-melted, and suddenly you’re getting dragged into a “date” with D.Va that feels like someone mixed a cheesy dating sim, a porn comic and one of those horny chat logs you regret reading, but keep scrolling anyway. You start with that cute idol-gamer vibe, all neon colors and fake innocence, and before you realise, the game is already poking at you: are you going to be the sweet guy trying to charm her, or the creep who’s low-key thrilled that she can be pushed, teased, blackmailed, dragged into the mess with you. It looks harmless at first. She smiles, you pick a flirty line, maybe you focus on her gamer side, maybe you go straight to “I want to see your ass in that bodysuit” because self-control is for other people. The tone can switch really fast from romantic to filthy, and I kinda liked that whiplash.

One thing I enjoyed is how your small choices actually feel dirty. Like, you’re sitting there picking if you compliment her skills or stare at her thighs, and each click nudges her personality. Be too soft and she turns into this clingy romance route, kissing, handholding, slow teasing, lesbian curiosity when another girl appears on-screen and they start “practicing” on each other while you’re just watching like a perv. Go harsher and you end up with her on her knees, drool and mascara, taking rough oral, gagging, getting her face painted in bukkake scenes that almost feel too intimate because of the POV angle. There is a moment where you can force her into public stuff, like twisted exhibitionism in a place that is way too bright, and I actually paused for a second, then clicked anyway. Of course I did. Some branches are straight humiliation: you talk her into sending vids, then use them to corner her, pushing her into group sex while she tries to pretend she’s still in control, ahegao face and all. And then, in another branch, you’re gently rubbing her legs, playing with her feet, she blushes, gives you this shy footjob that somehow feels more embarrassing than the multiple penetration route later on. Also, whoever animated the anal scenes clearly has issues, in a good way.

The game loves fucking with you emotionally too. There’s a whole netorare angle where you think you’re the one corrupting her, then suddenly there’s this interracial gangbang route and you’re basically reduced to a background prop while she rides other guys, moaning your name sometimes, sometimes not. It stings a bit, not gonna lie, and the messed up thing is that it’s hot. One ending even has you treat her like a proper girlfriend, lots of cuddling, cute dates, phone calls, light masturbation scenes where she streams to you only, vibrator buzzing under the desk while she’s talking about ranked matches, and you’re like “ah, this is wholesome” until she shows up later covered in cum in a totally different path and you remember what kind of game this is. The writing is simple, not trying to be clever, just straight to the point with teasing, groping, toys, creampie close-ups that go on long enough you start noticing tiny details. Sometimes the pacing feels weird, like it jumps too quickly from playful flirting to choking and sexual harassment, and I wish there was one extra beat of build-up, but whatever, my hand was already busy. The point and click stuff is easy, you wander through her room, poke at random objects, trigger scenes, stumble into a foot fetish moment when you only wanted to open a drawer. I actually got stuck once because I kept replaying a specific oral scene instead of moving forward. The multiple endings are fun to chase, even when you end up as the pathetic voyeur watching her fuck somebody else. That’s kind of the charm: you’re never fully sure if you’re the protagonist or just a camera with a hard-on.

ok so this game is basically a menu with 6 buttons and each one is a different flavor of absolute degeneracy and i am HERE for it. you click a location and bam, animation starts. no grinding, no stupid puzzles, no fake rpg mechanics. just straight to the point. the elf one with the redhead futanari? POGGERS. that cock is absolutely ridiculous, like a third leg, and the way it slaps against her thigh before the scene even starts. i wish the cumshot physics were a little more... splattery? sometimes it looks like someone dropped a yogurt cup but whatever, it's fine.

the monster sex scene caught me off guard ngl. wasn't expecting the tentacle thing to have that many... appendages? and the sound design is just wet squelching that made me check if my headphones were connected to the right device. my discord was open and i almost had a heart attack. the furry one is there too if you're into that, not my thing but the animation quality is actually smoother than the elf one which makes no sense. why does the wolfman get better keyframes than the elf with the massive schlong? priorities i guess.

i give this game the "Most Likely To Make You Alt Tab In Panic" award. the replayability is literally just "do i want to see that specific 20 second loop again" and honestly? sometimes yes. the futa redhead lives rent free in my brain. the locations are just static jpegs but who cares when the action is front and center. if you're the type of degen who browses certain sites at 2x speed looking for the good part, this game is basically that but without the annoying 5 minute buildup. just pure concentrated horny in 6 flavors. no plot, no dialogue, just meat slapping meat in various configurations. bless.

The Wheel of Fucktion. That's what got me. Not the double penetration scene with Demonica, though that's a solid bit of work with Lust and Hottie going at her from both ends. No, it's this contraption. A sex machine that looks like someone's fever dream after a BDSM workshop. Deep DP, dildos the size of my forearm, and this cum bucket bukkake thing that just... happens. The bulge animations are a nice touch, you can actually see the outline moving, which most games just skip or do badly.

The combat though. Turn based. Violent, they said, and yeah, demonic creatures getting sliced up between fucking sessions. The battle caverns background is new, looks like a place you'd find Noah from Lust, that character everyone's weird about. Fire Lake too. The realms thing, Lust conquering circles of hell, it's all there but sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be a lust demon from the second circle. Corruption mechanics? Probably. The game's in constant development so who knows what's working and what's placeholder. Tried the patron stuff, three new animations that I can't even describe without sounding like I'm making it up. The disclaimer they added this month made me laugh, like yeah, no shit, I know what I'm clicking.

Demonica's scene is straightforward enough. Two cocks, one hole, the other hole, the usual geometry. But that machine scene rewired something in my brain. There's a how-to guide for beating Hottie on their patreon, which feels like cheating honestly. The glitch fixing they mention, I still found a spot where Lust's face just... you know what, nevermind. The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, which is nice when you want to alt-tab fast. I keep coming back to the wheel though. Something about the mechanical precision of it against all the hellfire and demon stuff. Makes you wonder what the next circle's going to look like. If they ever finish it.

Chicago in this game feels dirty in a good way. Not just “oh look, old cars and hats”, but the kind of dirty where you can almost smell cheap whiskey and sex sweat behind a club’s red curtain. You start as this young guy trying to crawl into the local mafia mess, and the story keeps asking you who you really want to be. A smooth talker that smiles while putting a bullet in someone’s back, or a straight up psycho that lets his cock and his gun make the decisions. Half the time I was clicking thinking “ok, this choice is just flavor”, and then suddenly a character hates you forever or opens her legs for you in a later scene because of one thing you said three scenes before. It feels like the game remembers that time you chose to keep your dick in your pants when you could have forced yourself on a drunk hostess, and later she’s the one on her knees, voluntarily, sucking you off in the back room while the band is playing upstairs and her husband is literally guarding the door for you like an idiot.

The older women here are the real treasure. There is a married milf running one of the speakeasies who acts all classy, pearls and perfect hair, but if you play your choices right, you can drag her into her tiny office, sit in her chair like you own the place, and make her kneel between your legs. The animation where she hesitates for half a second, then opens her mouth and you just push her head down, that one got me. She gags on your cock, mascara a bit messy, and you can decide if you treat her like a secret lover or like a convenient whore. It is not some soft romantic blowjob either. Teeth almost scraping, drool on your balls, your hand in her hair while you talk calmly about business with her gangster husband outside the door, planning a robbery. And the game actually lets you be a cold bastard and then go home and jerk off thinking about it, or feel a bit guilty and try to protect her from the mess you pulled her into. There is one path where she calls you in the middle of a big crime deal, crying that her kid might have seen something, and you have to choose between handling the cops or handling your horny conscience. Funny thing, I wanted to be the big bad mobster, but I still found myself sitting there, dick in hand, actually thinking about consequences like some moral philosopher with cum on his fingers.

What surprised me is how often masturbation itself is part of the story instead of just a “you failed, go jerk off alone” scene. Your protagonist can end up back in his shitty room, covered in street dust, replaying the way a club singer licked her lips around her cigarette, and you get this little animated loop of him stroking his cock while the city noises drift in from the window. Or he sneaks into the office early and finds a hidden photo of the boss’s wife, legs half open, and you can choose to jerk off right there on the wood desk, risk getting caught, or keep it in your pocket as blackmail. Maybe I am weird, but that felt more real than some of the actual sex. Also, the crime stuff is not just background. One wrong choice, you blow a deal with the mafia, and suddenly that milf that used to suck you off is pretending she doesn’t know you while you sit in the bar alone, horny and kind of humiliated. The game is horny but also a bit cruel like that. I liked it. I hated it. I kept clicking.

Mike Oxmaul. Yeah, the name already tells you what kind of dumb horny energy this whole thing is on. He’s a uni kid who’s short in all the ways that hurt a guy’s ego, stuck in a campus full of walking sex symbols and thirsty weirdos, and the whole game just kind of laughs at him while also giving him way too many chances to fuck his way into trouble. On the surface it looks like a chill dating sim sandbox, you wander around, bump into people, poke your nose where it shouldn’t go, but it keeps swerving between “wholesome romance” and “oh wow this is actually kind of filthy” so fast that at some point I just stopped pretending I’d pick the pure routes. One scene you’re trying to hold a semi-normal conversation with a shy virgin classmate, next scene you’re hiding in a locker watching a milf prof get pounded and arguing with yourself if voyeurism counts as studying. It absolutely doesn’t, but Mike will call it research anyway.

What actually sells it is how every choice feels like you’re digging your own grave while laughing. Take the whole cheating and netorare side of it. It starts small, just flirty texts with someone who’s “totally single, promise”, then suddenly you’re the side guy, getting your dick sucked in a campus bathroom while her actual boyfriend is sending her wholesome goodnight messages. Then later, you stumble into a scene where she’s getting used like a toy by some bigger guy and Mike is just there, humiliated, half turned on, half destroyed. The game doesn’t break into a speech about morals, it just sits there like, “yeah, you clicked those options, buddy.” Same with the humiliation and sissification bits: one minute he’s posturing as the big man, next he’s on his knees with a collar on, getting teased by a smug futa or a cruel domme who reads him like a therapist with a strap-on. And the teasing never stops at just “handjob and done”, it loves to drag it out, edging, groping, footjobs that last way too long while he’s trying to focus on some fake “group project” nobody is actually doing. There’s this dumb but brilliant running gag where he keeps telling himself he’s not into being dominated, right after he just licked someone’s toes while they call him “good little toy”. Completely believable, honestly.

Campus life here is like porn Twitter and a bad hentai subreddit crashed into a school setting and no one cleaned up the mess. You’ve got big tit milfs leaking through their shirts, students flashing panties out of nowhere, exhibitionism that’s basically a sport, and then in the middle of that, a random furry girl trying to act like this is a normal dating sim route. Oh, and the lactation and pregnancy stuff? It creeps in slowly. First it’s just “wow, big tits, they bounce”, then there’s a titfuck scene, then some milky blowjob, and Mike’s POV camera is way too close, like the game itself is horny and can’t hold the phone steady. The group sex bits go from clumsy fantasy to full-on bukkake piles, where you’re half lost in bodies and lube and some trans/futa character is absolutely stealing the whole show. The writing will crack a joke, you laugh, and then three seconds later your dick is out again, like, how did we get from banter to anal creampie and sex toys in the ass this fast. Honestly, the only thing that annoyed me was this one looping animation I saw in like three different scenes; every time it popped up again I got irrationally angry and still didn’t skip, which kind of says a lot. It all feels messy, horny, slightly mean, sometimes unexpectedly sweet, and always just a little bit too real about how a guy who’s “coming up short” somehow keeps ending knee-deep in prostitution side gigs, interracial threesomes, and being used as a fuckable stress ball by people way more confident than him. I kept telling myself I’d go for the romance routes and then found myself watching from the closet while someone else made the girl ahegao. Perfectly terrible decisions all the way down.

Lisa has no business being this distracting while I'm trying to remember if "adieu" has ever actually helped anyone win at Wordle. The whole setup is a word puzzle, five letters, you know the drill, green tiles yellow tiles gray tiles. But Lisa is standing there in this tight little outfit looking impatient and honestly? I forgot the word "query" exists for a solid thirty seconds because her tits are just... there. Right there. My wife kept poking me like "guess something already" and I typed "boobs" which is five letters but not a real guess obviously.

The stripping mechanic is tied to how well you play. Get a letter right, she gets this little smirk and maybe a button pops open. Win a round and she loses the skirt. The 3D model is surprisingly decent for what's basically a browser game you'd play on your phone during a boring Zoom call. Her ass in particular, when she turns around after a correct guess, there's attention to detail that feels almost wasted on a word game. Almost. The voyeur angle sneaks up on you because technically you're not doing anything to her, you're just solving puzzles while she reacts. It's the same logic as those old flash dress-up games but now you're an adult with a vocabulary and a thing for exhibitionism apparently.

I do wish the word bank was bigger. After six or seven rounds you start getting repeats and Lisa's animations loop in a way that breaks the fantasy a little. The mobile version sometimes lags when she's mid-strip which, come on, that's the whole point. But for a quick session when you're supposed to be doing something productive? It works. The logic puzzles aren't hard enough to frustrate you, just enough to make you feel smart while someone gorgeous gets naked for your correct spelling. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? My wife grabbed the phone halfway through and typed "naked" as a guess. It wasn't the word but the energy in the room shifted.

My kid asked me about this one. A space thing with women and some punk who gets punched so hard he sees the future. I sat there looking at the screen like, what the hell is this supposed to teach anyone. The teacher decks him, right, and suddenly he's on a ship to Andromeda with a crew of women who all have, let's say, very specific body proportions. The kind where you wonder if they have back problems in the year 2990.

The dating sim part is straightforward enough, pick dialogue, watch scenes unlock. What got me was how mechanical the whole thing feels despite trying to be sexy. You click through conversations and then suddenly there's a handjob scene rendered in that slightly plastic looking 3D style where skin has this weird waxy sheen. The animations loop. They always loop. After the third creampie scene I started noticing how the characters' faces barely change expression, just this blank stare while things are happening. The big ass physics are there I guess, if that's what you're after. One of the crew members has proportions that would make actual physics professors cry.

The harem aspect means you're not really choosing, you're just collecting. Each woman falls into a type, the sassy one, the mysterious one, the one with the biggest tits. There's no real tension. You know how in some games the chase is the point? Here the chase is about four clicks long. The sci-fi setting is mostly wallpaper, some glowing panels and talk of alien civilizations that never actually show up because everyone's too busy in the captain's quarters.

I wish the future visions actually mattered more. They set up this whole glitch in reality premise and then it's just an excuse to get you on the ship. Feels like a wasted idea. My son says it's just a game but I don't know. Something about the dead eyed women and the loop of vaginal sex scenes that all look the same. Maybe I'm just old. The therapist in me wonders what kind of connection the protagonist is actually looking for, getting punched into enlightenment and immediately filling a spaceship with compliant women. Not my idea of a legacy.