Porno Bastards: April O'Neil
This thing feels like someone grabbed your old TMNT VHS tape, ripped out all the kid-friendly stuff and just left April in the channel 99 porn scramble. You load it up and there she is, the same cocky reporter with the yellow outfit that every horny teenager had weird feelings about, except here the game just cuts straight to what everyone used to imagine in the background while Shredder was talking. No slow build, no fake romance, just April being treated like a fuck-toy in a world where the turtles are clearly busy somewhere else and nobody cares what the rating is anymore.
The whole thing plays like a horny fan’s browser tab that never got closed. You click, she reacts. You push further, she stops pretending she’s innocent. There is one bit where she’s still trying to do her “serious journalist” act, microphone in hand, and two seconds later that same mouth is full of cock and the mic might as well not exist. I actually liked the way her tits move when she leans forward, there’s this messy wobble that looks almost wrong, like the dev didn’t fully test that animation, but it ends up feeling nastier in a good way. There’s no soft fade, no shy teasing, it’s straight “get your dick out, here’s April’s throat” type of pace. You go from grabbing her by the hair to pinning her against some dirty wall so fast that your brain needs a second to catch up, which is funny because the game doesn’t wait for you at all. Sometimes the click zones are a bit janky, like you try to switch from throat fucking to pounding her pussy and it switches twice, so she ends up stuck in this weird half-animation where she’s moaning like she’s got a dick in both places and the sound doesn’t really match. I kept trying to fix it, then realized it kind of turned me on more, like I’d broken her for good.
The “hard sex” part is not some tag someone added for fun, it’s actually the whole point. Her eyes water, mascara almost looks melted, her lips stay swollen even after you pull out, and there is this one frame when you go too fast and her expression turns from horny to “holy shit this is too much” for half a second before it snaps back. I replayed that part way too long, trying to catch it again. Also her boobs… they are not real, of course, but they have this push-up porn look that feels ripped straight from some low-res tube site clip. Nipples always just a bit too hard, always centered perfectly when you yank her outfit down. I wish they’d let you ruin her clothes more, shred the yellow suit, rip the belt off, something like that, but the game is stubborn about keeping the outfit mostly in one piece, like it wants you to remember the original cartoon while you’re fucking her silly. And for some reason there’s this tiny delay after you finish, like a half-second freeze where your browser just stares at you with her covered in cum, and you’re not sure if it’s a bug or just the game judging you. That stupid pause annoyed me every single time and I still went back in for another round without even thinking about it.
Dare to play it alone, or invite company?
The whole thing plays like a horny fan’s browser tab that never got closed. You click, she reacts. You push further, she stops pretending she’s innocent. There is one bit where she’s still trying to do her “serious journalist” act, microphone in hand, and two seconds later that same mouth is full of cock and the mic might as well not exist. I actually liked the way her tits move when she leans forward, there’s this messy wobble that looks almost wrong, like the dev didn’t fully test that animation, but it ends up feeling nastier in a good way. There’s no soft fade, no shy teasing, it’s straight “get your dick out, here’s April’s throat” type of pace. You go from grabbing her by the hair to pinning her against some dirty wall so fast that your brain needs a second to catch up, which is funny because the game doesn’t wait for you at all. Sometimes the click zones are a bit janky, like you try to switch from throat fucking to pounding her pussy and it switches twice, so she ends up stuck in this weird half-animation where she’s moaning like she’s got a dick in both places and the sound doesn’t really match. I kept trying to fix it, then realized it kind of turned me on more, like I’d broken her for good.
The “hard sex” part is not some tag someone added for fun, it’s actually the whole point. Her eyes water, mascara almost looks melted, her lips stay swollen even after you pull out, and there is this one frame when you go too fast and her expression turns from horny to “holy shit this is too much” for half a second before it snaps back. I replayed that part way too long, trying to catch it again. Also her boobs… they are not real, of course, but they have this push-up porn look that feels ripped straight from some low-res tube site clip. Nipples always just a bit too hard, always centered perfectly when you yank her outfit down. I wish they’d let you ruin her clothes more, shred the yellow suit, rip the belt off, something like that, but the game is stubborn about keeping the outfit mostly in one piece, like it wants you to remember the original cartoon while you’re fucking her silly. And for some reason there’s this tiny delay after you finish, like a half-second freeze where your browser just stares at you with her covered in cum, and you’re not sure if it’s a bug or just the game judging you. That stupid pause annoyed me every single time and I still went back in for another round without even thinking about it.
Dare to play it alone, or invite company?
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👁 17.5K
💬 1
★★★☆☆
TMNT April O'Kneel
This thing feels like some horny fanfic that escaped from Tumblr and accidentally learned how to be a game. It throws you straight into this dirty version of the Turtles universe where April O’Neal basically decides that “journalism” means “put my mouth and tits on the story until the truth comes out.” She still has the yellow vibe going on, but it’s tighter, shorter, hugging her ass in a way that would never pass network TV. Her tits are huge and framed like they’re the real main characters, with that bright red hair bouncing while she’s trying to “interview” guys who clearly stopped listening to her words the second her lips wrapped around them. The whole thing feels like someone took the cartoon I watched as a kid, opened Pornhub in another tab, and then mashed the two together while giggling. It shouldn’t work. It kind of does. Or maybe I’m just too weak. Hard to tell.
First time Bebop shows up, I actually laughed because the game doesn’t even pretend this is about hero vs villain. He’s standing there, all bulky and stupid, and April is trying to act like a serious reporter. Two lines of dialogue later she’s on her knees giving him a messy blowjob for “exclusive footage,” and the camera angles go full trashy amateur porn. Saliva, sloppy sounds, her eyes rolled up, and those big tits pressed together while he uses her chest like it’s part of the interrogation tools. There’s a nice little handjob moment where she’s stroking him between lines of questioning, like she’s multitasking: “who are you working with” plus “don’t blow your load yet, I still need my climax scene.” At one point I thought there’d be a moral choice or some philosophical twist, like, is April using her sexuality as power or is she just getting used and filmed like meat. Then Rocksteady crashes in and the whole thing shifts into a threesome, so yeah, any deep questions kind of drown in cum. Although, to be fair, being spitroasted by mutant criminals while still half-talking about “the story” is its own kind of feminist discourse. Maybe.
The actual moment where both Bebop and Rocksteady are pounding her is surprisingly intense. Her red hair is a mess, mascara smeared, and her huge tits bouncing while she’s being fucked from behind and stuffed from the front. The game doesn’t shy away from cumshots either, which I respect. They finish on her face, on her chest, inside her, basically treating her as a human notebook that you write the “news” on. There’s a scene where they coat her tits and she tries to stay in-character as a reporter, but she’s clearly enjoying it way too much and that tiny smile completely breaks the illusion of “I’m doing this for the channel.” It’s weirdly hot and also kind of stupid, but porn is allowed to be both. The teasing about passwords and secrets feels like those old cheat codes you’d type in on Newgrounds, except here your prize is more angles of April covered in jizz. At some point I started wondering what the Turtles were doing while all this happened, then forgot I cared because April was getting railed and the animation rhythm hit that nice hypnotic loop where you tell yourself “just one more scene” and then keep clicking like a lab rat pressing the pleasure button.
First time Bebop shows up, I actually laughed because the game doesn’t even pretend this is about hero vs villain. He’s standing there, all bulky and stupid, and April is trying to act like a serious reporter. Two lines of dialogue later she’s on her knees giving him a messy blowjob for “exclusive footage,” and the camera angles go full trashy amateur porn. Saliva, sloppy sounds, her eyes rolled up, and those big tits pressed together while he uses her chest like it’s part of the interrogation tools. There’s a nice little handjob moment where she’s stroking him between lines of questioning, like she’s multitasking: “who are you working with” plus “don’t blow your load yet, I still need my climax scene.” At one point I thought there’d be a moral choice or some philosophical twist, like, is April using her sexuality as power or is she just getting used and filmed like meat. Then Rocksteady crashes in and the whole thing shifts into a threesome, so yeah, any deep questions kind of drown in cum. Although, to be fair, being spitroasted by mutant criminals while still half-talking about “the story” is its own kind of feminist discourse. Maybe.
The actual moment where both Bebop and Rocksteady are pounding her is surprisingly intense. Her red hair is a mess, mascara smeared, and her huge tits bouncing while she’s being fucked from behind and stuffed from the front. The game doesn’t shy away from cumshots either, which I respect. They finish on her face, on her chest, inside her, basically treating her as a human notebook that you write the “news” on. There’s a scene where they coat her tits and she tries to stay in-character as a reporter, but she’s clearly enjoying it way too much and that tiny smile completely breaks the illusion of “I’m doing this for the channel.” It’s weirdly hot and also kind of stupid, but porn is allowed to be both. The teasing about passwords and secrets feels like those old cheat codes you’d type in on Newgrounds, except here your prize is more angles of April covered in jizz. At some point I started wondering what the Turtles were doing while all this happened, then forgot I cared because April was getting railed and the animation rhythm hit that nice hypnotic loop where you tell yourself “just one more scene” and then keep clicking like a lab rat pressing the pleasure button.
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👁 15K
★★★☆☆
Lust Goddess
Collect prizes and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your educated fighters. The longer you evolve your lovely warriors, the more their corporal appearance switches. And by "switches", we suggest "that they become supah revealing, taunting you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these hot hot visuals have pushed one into, the game does include a useful "auto" mode which can perform the top moves, so you can keep concentrating on your latest win - or, you knowthat anything is holding your focus.
Play with the #1 greatest sex game in the world. Exactly why wait around? It's free-for-all!
Play with the #1 greatest sex game in the world. Exactly why wait around? It's free-for-all!
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👁 32.4K
★★★★★
April in trouble(updated)
Warm breath whispers over heated flesh, keyboard clicks mix with the rustle of silk sheets, eyes fixate on glowing screens revealing secrets.
In the quiet hours, April’s nimble fingers navigate complex codes while her mind drifts to more carnal thoughts, turtles may be her friends, but April’s real thrill lies in the secrets she uncovers and pleasures she pursues, a sudden breach in security turns into an intoxicating game of power and submission.
What begins as a routine questioning evolves into an intimate exploration of control and surrender, interactive dots appear along the screen’s edge, beckoning to be traced and explored, progression in the game rewards daring hands with escalating sensations and forbidden reveals.
The climax approaches as you undress and ravish her, indulging in every curve and secret, this adult adventure fuses narrative and sensation, challenging you to unlock both secrets and ecstasy.
Dynamic visuals and sultry audio immerse you in April’s world of intrigue and desire, it combines the cerebral challenge of hacking with the primal satisfaction of sensual play.
Fans of redheaded heroines and naughty parodies will find plenty to enjoy in this titillating tale, Her character is more than a fantasy - she’s a symbol of empowerment wrapped in temptation.
Let your senses guide you through a provocative blend of puzzle-solving and erotic play, Every interaction brings you closer to unveiling the mysteries and ecstasies locked within the game.
This game celebrates the complex dance of control and surrender, intellect and instinct, The perfect mix of parody and passion, blending familiar themes with fresh erotic scenarios.
In the quiet hours, April’s nimble fingers navigate complex codes while her mind drifts to more carnal thoughts, turtles may be her friends, but April’s real thrill lies in the secrets she uncovers and pleasures she pursues, a sudden breach in security turns into an intoxicating game of power and submission.
What begins as a routine questioning evolves into an intimate exploration of control and surrender, interactive dots appear along the screen’s edge, beckoning to be traced and explored, progression in the game rewards daring hands with escalating sensations and forbidden reveals.
The climax approaches as you undress and ravish her, indulging in every curve and secret, this adult adventure fuses narrative and sensation, challenging you to unlock both secrets and ecstasy.
Dynamic visuals and sultry audio immerse you in April’s world of intrigue and desire, it combines the cerebral challenge of hacking with the primal satisfaction of sensual play.
Fans of redheaded heroines and naughty parodies will find plenty to enjoy in this titillating tale, Her character is more than a fantasy - she’s a symbol of empowerment wrapped in temptation.
Let your senses guide you through a provocative blend of puzzle-solving and erotic play, Every interaction brings you closer to unveiling the mysteries and ecstasies locked within the game.
This game celebrates the complex dance of control and surrender, intellect and instinct, The perfect mix of parody and passion, blending familiar themes with fresh erotic scenarios.
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👁 223.3K
💬 3
★★★☆☆
Porn Bastards: April O'Neil [v 1.3]
April O'Neil finds moments away from her Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle allies and her hectic job to explore her darkest desires. Her fiery red hair and voluptuous curves make her an irresistible target for twisted fantasies.
In this explicit parody, you get to customize April’s look, peeling away layers until nothing is left but pure, unfiltered desire. The real thrill starts when she’s drugged and pushed past the edge of reality, losing herself completely in the haze.
Every touch, every moan is driven by your choices, turning this parody into a playground of filthy indulgence. From teasing undress to hardcore scenes, this game delivers explicit content with a mix of humor and raw eroticism.
For fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who want a risqué twist on a beloved character, this game is a perfect blend of parody and porn. The customization options let you tailor her look and mood, making each playthrough unique and intensely personal.
April’s story is your playground - whether you want to take control or watch her slip into submission, the power is in your hands. This game isn’t just about watching - it’s about becoming part of April’s twisted escape, where pleasure and danger collide.
If you’re ready to see April O'Neil stripped of her inhibitions and thrown headfirst into a delirious haze of lust and submission, this game waits for you.
Don’t just imagine it - take control, customize, and push April deeper into the shadows of ecstasy and debasement.
In this explicit parody, you get to customize April’s look, peeling away layers until nothing is left but pure, unfiltered desire. The real thrill starts when she’s drugged and pushed past the edge of reality, losing herself completely in the haze.
Every touch, every moan is driven by your choices, turning this parody into a playground of filthy indulgence. From teasing undress to hardcore scenes, this game delivers explicit content with a mix of humor and raw eroticism.
For fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who want a risqué twist on a beloved character, this game is a perfect blend of parody and porn. The customization options let you tailor her look and mood, making each playthrough unique and intensely personal.
April’s story is your playground - whether you want to take control or watch her slip into submission, the power is in your hands. This game isn’t just about watching - it’s about becoming part of April’s twisted escape, where pleasure and danger collide.
If you’re ready to see April O'Neil stripped of her inhibitions and thrown headfirst into a delirious haze of lust and submission, this game waits for you.
Don’t just imagine it - take control, customize, and push April deeper into the shadows of ecstasy and debasement.
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👁 33K
★★★★☆
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👁 32.2K
★★★★★