Old perv in a dusty manor calls you in like some porn version of Sherlock, throws you a baby photo and goes “find my 20-year-old daughter I never met.” That’s the vibe right away. It feels cheap in the good way, like those crusty old hentai DVDs you’d hide behind “normal” anime on the shelf. You’re a private detective, sure, but mostly you’re the kind of “detective” who solves mysteries with his dick and whatever half-ass charm lines the game gives you. One second you’re doing fake noir investigation, next second you’re balls deep in some girl who absolutely should not be trusting this random guy who just showed up asking weird questions. The tone jumps from goofy humor to full-on filth so fast it’s kind of perfect. Totally not serious, the writing is broken in places and some lines sound like they were translated twice, but that actually fits the vibe. Like, you ask about clues and ten seconds later she’s on her knees, gagging on you to “help the investigation.” Logical? No. Hot? Yeah, kinda.

Characters are classic porn archetypes and it doesn’t pretend to be more. Big boobs everywhere, like gravity gave up. You’ve got the redhead with attitude that melts the second you push her against something, the blonde maid who keeps saying “it’s wrong” while still taking every drop, the sweet brunette who looks innocent until she’s riding you and begging for a creampie because “maybe that will bring the truth out.” Dialog makes no sense sometimes, but then she’s drooling around a deepthroat scene and your brain stops caring. Titfuck, paizuri, long blowjob routes where you can actually see her get tired, then keep going, facial all over her face and hair, the usual, but it stacks nicely. I kinda hated that one minigame where you have to hit the right timing to “seduce” them with your answers, because the hitbox on the bar thing feels off, like my mouse lags only in that part. Still, when you finally get it right and it cuts to her bent over, ass up, pussy and asshole both shiny and ready, you kind of forgive the jank. Anal scenes are very porn-logic, no prep, just spit and go, and surprisingly that fits the absurd tone. There’s this milk bit too that caught me off guard, not full-on fetish focus, more like a short detour, and then it never really comes back properly, which annoys me more than it should. But yeah, the whole “games of desire” thing here is basically: say the flirty line, click through, watch them break, collect another messy cumshot in a new position, pretend the “case” matters while you definitely forgot what the old man even wanted.

Forget the usual heroic saga; Powerless is all about gaining control by any means necessary, set in a rich fantasy world. This isn’t your standard fantasy adventure starring a warlord or a knight; instead, you take on the role of an elven princess wielding a different kind of power. She might not match the sheer size or strength of the monstrous orcs and minotaurs, but her allure and charisma give her a unique edge over the male population - and maybe even beyond. With freedom to craft your own noble title, you guide the princess’s journey from a quiet noblewoman to a powerful figure feared and desired across the land. Your large assets aren’t just for show - they become tools of persuasion and power over the kingdom’s male population, turning heads and bending wills. The reach of your power might extend far beyond what you expect, touching allies and enemies alike in surprising ways. Blending elements of RPG and strategy, the game invites you to explore a richly detailed fantasy realm where brains and beauty rule over brawn. While you might notice some rough edges or temporary constraints during play, the developers are actively enhancing the experience to unlock its full potential. Embrace the challenge of building your empire through unconventional means and watch as your influence spreads across the land.

Throw strategy out the window as you crawl through a shadowy grid where every corner hides lurking monsters. There’s only one way out: survival, but escaping isn’t as simple as finding the exit door. You have to wage war against the monsters that hunt you.

Being spotted by these creatures means trouble, and if they record your presence, you’re in serious danger - yet losing is not an option here. At times, the situation can get sticky, and not in a good way, but if nothing happens, just hit the semen button to keep the chaos flowing. If the game freezes or stalls, don’t hesitate to restart and jump right back in.

Mastering timing is key as you follow each monster’s move with arrow keys. When you spot an incoming strike, step aside just in time, then counterattack when the moment’s right. Energy is your lifeline, so keep an eye on your stamina and refill it at the water reservoir whenever you can.

Combat is intense and unforgiving, demanding your full attention. The labyrinth shifts around you, twisting and turning, making every decision critical. In this RPG-inspired maze, every choice matters, and every suspect could be your enemy.

Unravel the mystery of the labyrinth and the sinister forces behind it. The tension builds with every step, dragging you deeper into a world where fantasy and horror collide. There’s no room for mercy here - only the strong survive.

Arm yourself with courage and quick moves to conquer the maze, because this isn’t just a game - it’s a test of will, skill, and endurance. Can you make it through the maze alive, or will the monsters drag you down into the shadows forever?

Con-Quest feels like someone smashed together a horny anime convention, a cheap RPG Maker fever dream, and that one time you got lost inside an actual con and just followed the most ridiculous cosplay you could find. It is messy as hell in places, but that kind of messy that feels like a real project, not some factory porn thing. You walk around a con full of geek girls in cosplay, fight them, strip them, collect them as summons, then use those same girls to beat up even hotter boss girls. It sounds dumb written like that, and it kind of is, but it also leans so hard into the dumb that it becomes its own thing. The tone swings between goofy and horny all the time. One second you are chasing magic sex pills for some stupid sidequest, next second a tentacle slime girl is choking your HP bar while your brain is busy staring at her tits. The game keeps that vibe where everyone is just one bad decision away from flashing you, which, honestly, is the whole point.

What I like a lot is how the lewd stuff is glued into the quests instead of just being a reward gallery on the side. You are not just clicking on pictures. You have these small adventures like Felicia’s candy-gram errand that sounds harmless and suddenly you are doing a weird scavenger hunt across the con just because the payoff is more CG of her acting all cute and slutty. Joyce turning into a summon feels like crossing a line you probably should not cross with con staff, yet the game is like, “yeah, now you can call her in battle to smack other girls around while half naked.” The summons in general are a bit broken and I love that. Calling Michelle after her crab quest and watching her wreck another cosplay girl while the text still tries to sound like a normal RPG? It is such a stupid power trip. You feel like a horny Pokémon trainer who only catches girls that are ready to jump your bones. Then the game pokes fun at itself, like those hints in the CG viewer, as if it knows you are clicking every corner just to unlock one more shot of a girl with cum on her face and a ruined cosplay. Sometimes the pacing sucks, sometimes the jokes miss, sometimes the comedy undercuts the erotic mood right when you are actually turned on. It should annoy me more than it does, but the whole horny-con RPG idea is so specific and so unapologetic that I keep walking around the halls, starting another questline, hoping the next summoned geek girl is even more fucked up than the last one.