Guy wakes up after a Christmas party, head kinda foggy, place looks like a crime scene made of empty bottles and tinsel, and the fridge is crying. Zero food, but a dick that’s very awake. Classic. Instead of being a normal person and cooking some sad eggs, he grabs the phone, calls for pizza, and yeah, if you’ve played any of the Gay Dreams stuff you already know this is not really about food. It’s more like “Grindr with extra cheese” energy. The whole thing feels like one of those porn fantasies you joke about with friends and then secretly wish actually happened: half naked at home, doorbell rings, hot pizza guy standing there acting all professional for like two seconds before the porn logic kicks in and everyone forgets about money or health code.

What I like is how fast it drops you into the horny part. No long intro, no five-minute talk about feelings, it just throws you into that awkward first moment when the door opens and you’re like: “Am I really going to flirt with this stranger or just mumble thanks and shut the door?” Since I was testing it like speed dating, I tried speaking to him in my head like it’s Tinder chat. Some attempts felt like good pickup lines, some felt like the kind of shit you type when you’re drunk and lonely. One run I imagined saying, “You can put the tip in my mouth too,” and yeah, the way it plays out on screen is almost that blunt. The sex goes from zero to hard in a second, exactly like some crappy porn plot, and somehow that’s what makes it nice. It’s stupid, but it’s honest-stupid. There is one detail that annoyed me though: the pizza barely matters. I kept waiting for some sauce play or at least a dumb “extra sausage” gag that lasts more than one second, but the game is like “ok, food done, time to fuck” and never really comes back to it. It’s horny like a teenager with Wi‑Fi, not a foodie.

The actual action is simple but hits that “flash porn game at the office on your lunch break” nostalgia. You click through, watch the guy get more into it, the delivery dude suddenly turns from shy worker to full-on porn top like he’s been waiting his whole life for one customer to open the door wearing too little. There’s rougher movement, loud moans, the kind of pounding where the neighbor would complain in real life, and the camera really loves dick. Sometimes the pacing feels weird, like the scene cuts right when you want a few extra strokes, then lingers a bit too long on a loop you’ve already seen, but whatever, your hand is probably busy anyway. It’s not romantic. It’s not tender. It’s just two dudes going from “here’s your pizza” to hard bareback fuck on the spot, with nothing deep to say about love or relationships, and that’s kind of the charm. Like a one-night stand born from hunger and horniness, where the only real decision is: do you come before the pizza gets cold, or after.

If you’re craving a wild mix of raunchy laughs and Viking debauchery, this adult flash game is exactly what you need. Forget polite introductions - the moment you load the screen, you’re thrown into a chaotic world where lust and pranks collide.

These aren’t your battle-hardened warriors, but they’re already masters of mischief and lewd games. Their latest caper? Sneaking barrels of wine from the sacred Temple, setting off a furious chase by an angry monk.

As the chase heats up, the thieves scramble to find a place to hide. One sneaky bastard dives under the mini-skirt of a passing nun, his hands and mouth immediately exploring her most intimate parts.

And that’s only the beginning. The game throws you into a frenzy of black humor and relentless fuck-fests. Every corner of this flash game is packed with unexpected moments and raw, unfiltered sex.

If you want to uncover every scandalous secret and join the debauched fun, don’t hesitate. Check the directions if you want some guidance, but honestly, the chaos is best enjoyed by jumping right in.

This is not your average funny game - it’s a brutal, hilarious, and filthy adventure crafted by Mr Pinku himself. So if you’re ready to watch nuns, monks, and mischievous Viking kids collide in a storm of lewdness, jump in now.

Pussymon feels like somebody took a monster catching RPG, left it alone with a horny DeviantArt account and a folder of bad dragon porn, and just let nature happen. You start as this kinda broke adventurer drifting through a fantasy world that looks normal at first, then you realize every “monster” you catch is basically a walking fetish with ears, tails, claws, and a pussy that gets more screen time than their face. The game doesn’t even pretend to be shy about it. You go out, explore some half-busted maps, pick fights with weirdly cute dragon girls, win, and your reward is a sex scene that looks like something a really dedicated hentai fan drew after a long week. They’re not just “girl with horns” either. Some of the dragon Pussymon feel like mix of pet, girlfriend, sex toy and weapon, which is deeply fucked up in all the right ways for adult content. You level them by feeding candy, then suddenly they evolve into something bigger with sharper teeth and bigger tits, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, that’s normal”.

What I like most is how dirty the whole thing feels in a good way. The quests are basic, but they always end in some weird porn logic. “Go fetch dragon girl A” turns into “oh, by the way, here is a full-on hentai card of her riding you raw as a reward”. It’s the kind of game you play with one hand on the mouse and the other already thinking about Pornhub backup plans if you finish too fast. I had it running in one tab, Telegram pinging me, Spotify looping the same track, and still I kept clicking for “just one more” encounter because I wanted to see the next sexcard. And yeah, the parody vibe is strong. You can tell it’s poking at Pokémon and that kind of stuff, but instead of gym badges you end up collecting which monster girl has already drained you dry. Some animations feel a bit cheap, some dialogue looks like it was written too late at night on Discord, and the battle system kind of stumbles between “oh cool idea” and “why the hell did she one-shot me after letting me cum on her face in the last scene”. Honestly though, that messy energy fits. It’s like fanfic that ignores canon power levels just to get two characters naked faster. One moment you’re thinking about strategy, the next you’re staring at a dragon furry riding you hard and moaning, and all your big thoughts about balance and design just vanish into “ok, yeah, fuck me up like that again”.

Con-Quest is like getting lost in the horniest anime convention on earth, then realizing the dungeon is actually the dealer hall and every random encounter is a girl in a too-tight costume who wants to either fight you, fuck you, or both in the same five minutes. It pretends to be this goofy little RPG, with silly jokes and parody monsters, but after a while your brain just goes “ok whatever” and your hand is already on auto-pilot any time you see a new cosplay girl appear. The whole thing feels like someone mashed together a con schedule, a hentai folder, and an old-school RPG Maker project, then kept adding new lewd scenes every time fans yelled at them on Newgrounds and Patreon. It shouldn’t work as well as it does, but here we are.

The best part for me is how it doesn’t take itself seriously at all. You walk around this convention where everyone is half-naked and half-cursed, and suddenly you’re in a “battle” against some magical girl knockoff whose outfit looks like it lost a fight with gravity. You’re throwing items, doing simple attacks, trying to “capture” girls for your collection, and the game rewards you with these stupidly hot scenes where their outfits tear, or their spells misfire, or they end up tied up in some very not-PG pose. It’s like the game is constantly saying “yeah yeah, plot, whatever, here’s another horny cosplay disaster.” One second it’s joking about well-known anime titles, next second it’s just straight-up hentai with cum everywhere and you forgot there even was a quest log. Some of the humor lands hard, like when the boss thinks she’s this epic dark sorceress, but her attack animation looks like a cheap kids show and then her clothes pop off in a way that would absolutely get that show banned. Other jokes are just dumb and fall flat, but honestly by then you’re not reading, you’re staring at thighs.

I really like that it’s not polished in that AAA way. The sprites and CGs have this messy, horny energy, like the artist was giggling half the time drawing tits bigger than the character’s head, and the animations sometimes loop a bit weird, but it actually makes the whole thing feel more personal, more “made for us” instead of for some imaginary horny focus group. You wander around, bump into some girl dressed as a wizard, lose the fight on purpose just to see what the “punishment” scene is, then reload and win so you can see the other version too. There are these little moments, like when you’re in a random hallway with nothing happening, and suddenly you trigger a silly side event with a cosplayer whose costume is falling apart piece by piece while she tries to cast spells and keep her tits inside the fabric at the same time, and you just think “yes, this is the real endgame.” There are small things that annoy me, like how sometimes you want to replay a scene and the game makes you slog through a bit of clicking again and again, and you never quite know if you missed a secret lewd event or if it just isn’t there yet. But that kind of chaos is also what keeps me checking back for new episodes, seeing which character got turned into magical fodder next. If you want to squeeze everything out of it, my only real advice is: click on stupid stuff, lose on purpose sometimes, and never trust a girl in a cute outfit holding a magic staff. She’s either going to blast you or blow you, and honestly, both routes are worth seeing.