The whole thing feels like somebody watched too many late night American Pie clones, then decided to turn that horny brain fog into a sandbox game and just never stopped. You start as this guy who pretty much exists to orbit around older women with bodies that look like they were designed by a frustrated teenager with access to Blender and zero shame. Heavy tits that strain their tops, asses that fill the screen when the camera gets lazy, that kind of very honest visual style. It is not subtle. At all. You roam through the house, the neighborhood, a few side spots, poking into rooms you probably should not, checking windows you really should not, clicking on little icons like a rat hitting the pleasure button. Half the “gameplay” is you pretending you’re just exploring, while the camera clearly knows you are there to stare when some milf bends over the sink or stretches in front of the TV in tiny shorts that ride up every time she breathes.

What I liked, in a strange way, is how shameless the pacing is. One moment you are just wandering, half bored, thinking “ok, nothing is happening, maybe I close the tab and open Reddit,” then you walk in on a late-night masturbation scene in the bathroom with soft moaning and a very deliberate close-up animation that loops just a little too long, like the dev got distracted watching their own work. The animated bits are sometimes clunky, hips moving slightly off rhythm, breasts jiggling a bit like jelly instead of flesh, but that roughness has a certain charm. It feels like those old Newgrounds sex games that tried really hard to be erotic even when the movement was a bit cursed. The voyeur aspect hits the brain in that dirty way: hiding behind doors, peeking through keyholes, catching a milf “accidentally” leaving her curtains open while she fingers herself on the couch. You are not supposed to be there, and of course the game wants you there. Sometimes that tension works, sometimes it just feels like you are running in circles waiting for the correct time-of-day trigger to finally let you catch her in the shower again.

Then you get that sandbox structure on top, which is both nice and annoying. Freedom sounds cool until you are stuck doing the same dumb route across the house, clicking the same sofa, kitchen, bedroom, hoping some new big ass will present itself in a slightly different pose. When it works, though, you stumble into these small scenes that feel oddly personal. Like the milf in the tight tank top pretending to watch a movie, her nipples pressing against the fabric, and your character just sits way too close. No dialogue wall, just some short lines, a hand on her thigh, a slow pan down her body while she pretends not to notice, then the camera sneaks between her legs and you realize she was already wet, touching herself under the blanket long before you came in. Those are the moments where the voyeurism stops being just “peeking from outside” and turns into this weird power play, like you are being allowed to see something secret precisely because you are acting like you should not. There is a lot of jerking off too, obviously. The game loves masturbation as a bridge between scenes: you watch her get off in the shower, then cut to the guy in his room, pants around ankles, stroking to what he just saw, cum splashing on his belly in an animation that is both crude and effective. It is trashy, horny, a little repetitive, occasionally frustrating, and every now and then it hits that perfect sleazy rhythm where you stop caring about flaws and just lean forward, waiting for the next milf to “accidentally” leave her door unlocked.

Summer horniness plus backwoods horror is honestly such a cursed combo, but this game leans hard into it. You start as this kinda regular dude, young, dumb, full of... optimism, going to stay with his aunt in the city, expecting something chill. Porn, parties, maybe a MILF or two if god is kind. At first it really plays like a slow, horny vacation: you’re hanging around cramped apartments, getting eyefuls of big tits squeezed into shirts that lost the fight long ago, the camera loves that low-angle POV where you’re basically staring right into her cleavage while she pretends not to notice. Your aunt is absolutely in the “I do yoga and pretend I’m still 25” category, thick ass, soft belly, heavy boobs that move a little slower than the rest of her when she bends down to grab something from the floor. It looks very real in that 3D way where nothing is perfect and that somehow makes it hotter.

What I liked is how it doesn’t start with you just shoving your dick into everything. There’s teasing, accidental brushing, your aunt leaning over your shoulder and her tits literally resting on your back for a second while she shows you something on her phone. The protagonist keeps doing that thing where he pretends to look away but the camera stays locked right on her ass in yoga pants when she walks across the room. Then these two mysterious girls show up and the vibe shifts. One gives “I’m trouble and I know it” energy, other one has this slow, sad gaze like she already knows how the story ends. They flirt with you but in very different ways: one will grab your wrist and put your hand on her thigh during a car ride, the other will quietly lick a bit of melted ice cream from your finger and then look away like nothing happened. There’s actual animated oral scenes where you’re pov on a couch, one of them kneeling between your legs and the lighting is too bright, like shitty rental apartment bulbs, which somehow makes it more believable. Her lips shine with spit, she gags a bit, recovers, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand and laughs. Not “classy” porn at all, more like horny-people-making-bad-decisions porn.

When everyone decides to go out of the city, that’s where the game throws the sex into the middle of a storm of weird shit. You’re in this remote place, everything feels slightly wrong, and still, people are fucking. There’s this one scene where you’re in a small cabin room, rain beating on the windows, generator humming in the background, and your aunt is standing there in a loose t‑shirt with no bra, nipples poking against the fabric because it’s cold. She starts arguing with you about something serious, some family secret, and the entire time the camera keeps drifting down to the outline of her big ass and the way her tits move when she’s pissed. The argument gets heated, she gets closer, grabs your face, and that flips into this angry kiss that tastes like guilt. The moment she kneels, pulls your pants down, and takes you in her mouth, she keeps mumbling something about how this is wrong, but she doesn’t stop at all. The blowjob is animated with that messy, angry rhythm, spit dripping on the floorboards, and you can hear the wood creaking every time she shifts her weight on her knees. Then, right after you cum, something fucked up happens outside, like a scream in the forest or lights going out, and you’re yanked from post‑nut haze into full horror mode with your cock still half hard. I like that whiplash. I also kinda hate it. But I kept playing.

Sex scenes keep tying into the mystery, which is rare in these games where usually the plot just politely leaves the room while you bang. Here, the girls’ moans get cut off by distant noises, you’re mid vaginal scene on a dusty mattress with one of the mysterious girls riding you hard, her big tits bouncing in your face so close the camera almost clips through them, and then she starts crying a little while still moving. Not enough to stop, just enough that you’re like “okay something is really broken inside her.” The POV angle sticks right under her boobs, so you see the way her stomach tightens when you thrust up, her ass slapping against your thighs, cum leaking out when she pulls off you too fast. Later there’s a moment in the woods where a girl gives you a rushed blowjob behind a tree, both of you clearly more scared than horny, her teeth scraping a bit because she’s shaking. And the game never fully explains all the creepy stuff, it just throws you into more “trials” and bad choices. Sometimes I wished it would slow down and let a scene breathe, other times I was annoyed how long it made me wait before the next time I could bury my face in somebody’s gigantic tits. But I still remember the exact sound of the aunt’s voice in that cramped cabin, whispering “don’t look at me like that” while dropping to her knees anyway, so clearly something here worked a little too well.

Holy Shaft feels like somebody mashed together a horny visual novel, a shitty elevator safety video and a humiliation kink discord, then forgot to proofread anything and just shipped it. Which kinda works, somehow. You start in this janky little elevator that looks like it should be going to the office, but instead every floor is a new “what the hell did I walk into” situation. It’s not long-winded at all: door opens, you get smacked in the face with a scenario, you pick your poison, you get either sex, pain, cringe, or all three at once. Then ding, next floor. I was basically treating it like an achievement hunt: “ok, what do I have to say or click here to get her to pull out the toys instead of just slapping me and kicking me out again?” That kind of vibe. Sometimes the game rewards you with a proper scene, sometimes it feels like you got blueballed by the script, but you can kind of see the invisible flowchart in your head after a few runs and it becomes this weird puzzle of horny cause and effect.

What stuck to me most are those tiny branching moments where you think “this answer is stupid, no one picks this,” and of course that’s the one that opens the best scene. There’s this one floor where you can either play it polite or lean into being a complete degenerate. The polite path gives you like two lines and a half-assed tease. Go full trash, and suddenly she’s got a toolbox worth of sex toys out and you’re watching her decide if you deserve the vibrator or the paddle first. The animation is simple but it hits the important parts: jiggle, impact, expressions that actually change when you mess up or push too far. I liked how some characters take your earlier choices personally. Humiliate someone on one floor, then later you see her again and she’s way more rough with you, like she’s keeping score. Or you play submissive all the way and some of them switch into this mocking, playful bullying that feels like soft degradation porn. Sometimes it looks a bit cheap, like “Unity test build with horny plugin” energy, and some punchlines fall flat like an old meme, but then you get a scene where the spanking rhythm syncs with the sound and suddenly it’s way hotter than it has any right to be. The multiple endings thing, honestly, feels more like a set of “you were a good little perv / you were a trash fire” medals than big cinematic finales, but if you’re like me and have a notepad in Google Keep with “ok, Floor 3: choose rude option twice, then agree, then don’t back out” scribbled down, it scratches that completionist brain hard enough you keep riding that cursed elevator again and again.

Imagine walking into a clinic where everyone looks like they escaped from a horny Pinterest board you made at 2% battery. That is pretty much the energy of Futa Healthcare. It pretends to be all serious and medical, white coats and forms and “professional standards”, but two clicks later you’re watching a stacked futa nurse “check your reflexes” by making you stroke her under the exam table while she keeps a straight face for the other patients. The game leans hard into that whole “this is a legitimate checkup, sir” vibe while your cock is out, her cock is out, and nobody is doing anything that would pass any kind of ethics board. Which is the point.

You play this clueless young dude walking into a special clinic for futas, and he’s trying to act like he’s there for research or whatever, but the second a tall futa doctor in a tight uniform leans over him, you can feel his halo just slide off. There is this one scene where you’re supposed to fill a “sample cup” and the doctor says she needs to “supervise” because it’s for a special study. She stands way too close, latex gloves on, then she just wraps her hand around you and starts pumping while asking boring medical questions like “Any family history of heart issues?” while your dick is pulsing in her fist. It’s so dumb and hot at the same time. And they actually animate the rhythm, not just one lazy loop. Sometimes it looks a little stiff, sometimes you get that perfect angle where your brain goes quiet and your hand just keeps clicking next without reading.

The wild part for me was how often they weaponize uniforms. Not just nurses. You’ve got a strict futa doctor with glasses who talks like she cares about your long-term health, then tells you anal pressure tests are “routine now” and pushes a lubed toy in you while you’re strapped on your side, and the MC is half complaining, half moaning. Then later there is this older futa “specialist” with thick mom energy, huge tits pressing against her coat, doing a “family screening” with a relative in the next room, and the whole incest thing is just kind of dropped like it’s normal paperwork. She closes the curtain, tells you to relax, pulls your mouth to her cock and acts like it’s therapy. I’m there thinking, ok, maybe that’s too much, and still I click through every dialog line. The teasing is constant, they make you watch them masturbate on those stupid exam chairs, they grope you while talking about blood pressure, they send you out into the hallway with a visible erection because “we need to see your reaction in public situations”, which made me laugh because it’s so fake and also great. It’s rough around the edges, faces sometimes look a bit plastic, some animations loop weird, one nurse’s hand clips through a thigh every time she gives a blowjob and it drives me insane, but then she spits on the tip and the camera angle hits, and honestly I forget everything. The futa on futa checkups, the futa on female “patient comfort sessions”, the interracial scenes with that dark-skinned nurse riding your face while stroking her own shaft, the way they keep pretending it is healthcare when it’s just a sex dungeon with forms, it all blends into this messy, horny notebook doodle of a game that feels like someone put all their kinks in one medical folder and never cleaned it up.