This DBZ hentai thing caught me completely off guard when I was browsing through some anime stuff last week. Like, I knew there was tons of Dragon Ball porn out there but this one's different - it's specifically about Bulma and Vegeta's first time together and holy shit does it go hard on the "painful first experience" angle. The whole setup is basically Vegeta being this massive Saiyan prince with zero experience in being gentle, and Bulma trying to handle his ridiculous alien strength without getting completely wrecked.

What really gets me is how they animated Bulma's facial expressions during the whole thing. You can see her struggling not to scream while Vegeta's just going at it like he's training for another power level boost or something. The contrast between his complete lack of awareness and her trying to tough it out is weirdly compelling? Like yeah it's porn but there's this underlying character dynamic that actually makes sense if you think about their personalities from the show. Vegeta would absolutely approach sex the same way he approaches everything else - with maximum intensity and zero consideration for collateral damage. Meanwhile Bulma's stubborn enough to endure it because she's not gonna let some alien prince think she's weak, even if his dick is apparently the size of a power pole.

The cumshot finale is pretty standard hentai fare but the buildup actually works because of all that tension. You're genuinely wondering if Bulma's gonna tap out or if Vegeta's gonna accidentally break her in half before he finishes. It's not the most polished animation I've seen but the voice acting sells it - especially Bulma's little gasps and the way she's clearly fighting to stay quiet. Definitely scratches that specific itch if you're into the whole "powerful alien vs fragile human" dynamic that DBZ accidentally created with these two characters.

Con Quest feels like somebody got horny at Comic-Con, opened RPG Maker, and just refused to stop until every girl in a Pokémon outfit was getting railed. In a good way. You walk around this nerd convention, not to catch monsters, but to hunt down girls in cheap, tight cosplay that looks like it came from AliExpress and then got “modified” with scissors and zero shame. They’ve got the Pikachu chick whose ears keep wobbling while she’s getting fucked, the grumpy Gardevoir girl who pretends she’s above it all but spreads fast as soon as you push the right dialog options, and a ridiculous amount of bad puns about balls, trainers and catching them all. Sometimes it lands, sometimes it’s like watching your drunk uncle discover hentai on TikTok. Still, I laughed. Then I got hard. Not always in that order.

The flow is simple: explore the convention floor, poke at everything like a horny raccoon, talk to cosplayers, pick the lewder dialog, and trigger scenes. There’s that one moment where you finally talk your way backstage, past the fake “staff only” sign, and find a girl in a half-finished Eevee outfit, ears on, top off, still holding a hot glue gun while you bend her over a pile of foam props. Completely unsafe, 10/10. Another time I burned a whole coffee break just trying every dumb answer in one dialog tree to see which one would push the “Misty-but-not-Misty” girl from rolling her eyes to literally riding your face behind a merch table full of body pillows. The game sometimes pretends it’s a serious little quest with items and mini-challenges, then instantly switches to “okay, now fuck her on the floor between two trash bins.” That chaos made it feel like an actual con, to be honest. You run in circles, get lost, end up in the weirdest places, and suddenly there’s a half-naked furry Pikachu grinding on your lap like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

Sex scenes go hard on the cosplay angle. Costumes stay on just enough to be stupid hot: tail getting grabbed, ears getting pulled, fake paws on your chest, panty lines under ripped bodysuits. There’s one where the girl’s wearing a super tight yellow suit and you only pull it down to her waist, so her tits bounce out while the hood still has the goofy little face on it. It looks silly and filthy at the same time, like a hentai parody you’re slightly ashamed to enjoy but you still do. Some animations loop a bit clunky in spots and the moans sometimes sound like they were recorded in someone’s bathroom on an old phone, but honestly that kind of fits the whole dirty-fan-project vibe. I was more annoyed that sometimes I clicked too fast, skipped a line of dialog I actually wanted to read, and there’s no quick, clean way to step back one sentence. Also there is one NPC who looks like she would 100% fuck you behind the fake cardboard Poké-center booth and she never does, and I’m still mad about that. The mix of convention humor, shameless cosplay kink, and “gotta catch every slutty costume” energy made it feel like wandering through a horny, corrupted Nintendo fan meetup where nobody cares about the panels, only about who’s getting pounded in which costume next.

Tifa in Milk Plant 9 feels like someone took all the “what if we just ruin this girl completely” comments from old hentai boards and turned it into a single focused torture room. No plot setup, no warm up, you’re just thrown into this lab vibe where Tifa is already strapped, naked, and everything is built around her boobs and her bladder. The game is honest about what it is. It’s not romance, not corruption, not “slow build.” It’s humiliation porn pointed directly at her chest and pussy. You’ve got this big-breasted Tifa, FF7 style with that familiar look, but here she’s just meat for the machine, a brunette doll whose whole worth is: how much milk can you squeeze out, how hard can you make her pee, how long can you keep her in that sweet spot between begging and breaking. The controls are simple enough that after one minute you’re already doing nasty combos, switching between pressing those swollen tits and teasing her shaved slit until her body just gives up control. There’s something really dirty about the way the milk doesn’t come out pretty. It spatters, it drips, it floods. Same with the piss. When you line it right, it’s like you trigger this double fountain moment, milk spraying from her nipples while she loses it down below. The game actually rewards you for pushing her that far, like “yes, this is what we want, keep going.” It is cruel, but in a way that feels very on brand for old-school hentai flash torture stuff, just dressed up a bit more focused on fetish instead of story.

What surprised me is how much the game leans into the “laboratory” style milking. Tifa is more cow than fighter here, and the tools you get show that. You’re not just flicking on a single pump and waiting. You are adjusting pressure, rhythm, where exactly to press, how long to keep it there before she starts leaking. If you’re into breast expansion, there are moments where her boobs look so overfilled it’s actually a little uncomfortable to watch, and that is exactly the point. The way the devs linked arousal with humiliation is nasty in a good way. You play with her nipples too much, she starts leaking faster, then you push the torture tools again and she’s basically forced to cum while covered in her own milk and piss. There is a tiny issue that annoyed me: the pee sound looping slightly late compared to the animation. It is small, but once you hear it off-sync, you keep waiting for it to click right, and it never really does. Some reactions also repeat a bit too fast, like her face cycling through the same pain expression when you hold pressure for long. Still, when you time everything and manage that “explosion” they clearly want you to hit, it’s stupidly satisfying in a very degenerate way. It feels more like being a mad pervert scientist poking at a Final Fantasy trophy girl, trying to see how far her body can go before it just turns into a leaking fountain of milk and pee, and honestly, that is exactly what this thing is built for.

Yuna walks into this dungeon like she still thinks she’s a summoner with plot armor, and the game just goes “nah, girl, not today.” No heroic fanfare, no Tidus screaming her name, just cold stone, iron chains, and those gross, shiny tentacles waiting like they’ve been horny since PS2 era. It’s almost funny how fast it drops the Final Fantasy pretense and turns into “you, the player, are the real final boss of her dignity.” There’s no deep story, and honestly I’m glad, because you’re not here to read, you’re here to poke at her body, flip her around, and see how far she breaks. You click on her skin and the tentacles obey like loyal dogs, except they’re not licking your hand, they’re wrapping her thighs, squeezing her boobs, slapping her pussy, sliding between her lips, creeping up places even the rating board wouldn’t touch. She keeps resisting with that classic Yuna face, all shame and stubborn pride, and then you push it more and the line between “stop” and “don’t stop” just melts.

What I like is how it feels kinda like arguing in a fandom about best heroine, but with your dick. You know those endless threads about “Tifa vs Yuna vs Rikku” and people post fanart and pretend they care about personality? This game just goes straight to the dark side of that: no dates, no romance, just “you wanted to see her ruined, right? Here, do it yourself.” It’s fucked up, but it’s very honest. You swap positions with that little Japanese menu in the corner, and even if you can’t read it you learn fast. One click she’s on her back, tentacles pinning her ankles above her head, another click she’s hanging mid air with one thick bastard pushing inside while thinner ones tease her nipples and slide along her ass. There’s this moment I keep replaying where she’s clearly trying to twist away, eyes almost panicked, and then you ramp her pleasure up until her body betrays her, hips rolling toward the thing she was just trying to escape. She moans like she hates herself for it. That’s where the game hits best, in that ugly sweet spot between domination and forced “I’m cumming and I can’t deny it.”

What annoys me is her left foot clipping a bit weird when you change angle, like, I’m staring at this giant mistress of my teenage nostalgia getting wrecked by tentacles and my brain still goes “huh, that toe pose looks off.” It’s small, but it stays in my head. Also, the camera is sometimes too in love with her boobs and doesn’t let you enjoy the full view of the dungeon siege around her, which sucks because the whole vibe of her being this tiny, helpless thing in a huge hostile dungeon is hot as hell. But then again, when the tentacles curl around her neck and cheeks and you use another skill from the menu, watch her melt from terrified priestess into drooling cum-pet, I kinda forget about everything else. The way the pleasure meter spikes when you focus on her pussy while another tendril flicks her nipples feels dirty in that browser-game way you secretly used in your school computer room when no one was looking. It’s like those old flash hentai games we all pretended we didn’t play, just upgraded into a proper fantasy of “what if Yuna never got saved, and the only ‘final fantasy’ she gets is to be used until she learns to love it.” I still say Tifa is best girl, by the way, but after a few rounds with this, Yuna’s crawling up the list, covered in slime and shame, and it feels almost unfair to the others.