This thing feels like somebody grabbed a Sonic comic, spilled horny all over it, then tried to pretend it was a serious visual novel for like five seconds before giving up and going full hentai brain. You start out thinking “ok, it’s just Sonic talking, some banter, whatever” and then two choices later, boom, you’re arguing with yourself if it’s morally ok to want to rail your childhood mascot. The game knows exactly what you came for and still pretends it’s about “story” just long enough to make the horny parts hit harder. Sonic pops up all cocky like usual, but here his flirting is not subtle at all. It’s literally “hey, wanna go fast?” but now your brain hears it in the dirtiest way possible because of what the next scene does to you. Tails comes in and the whole thing suddenly feels more like a messy fanfic thread someone wrote at 3% sanity and 97% thirst. I clicked a dialogue choice that looked harmless, like just “ask Tails about the mission,” and two screens later his tail is doing things that will absolutely ruin the character for you forever. In a good way. Or bad. Depends how attached you are to your childhood.

The horny pacing is weird as hell, in a fun way. Sometimes it teases you for ten screens of goofy banter and “haha we’re just friends” while the camera keeps hanging a bit too low on certain body parts, then suddenly you’re in a full-on blowjob scene with barely one text box of transition. Other times, you pick the obviously pervy choice and the game is like “nah, not yet, suffer,” and sends you into some parody drama moment where Sonic acts all heroic but the dialogue is written like the writer was checking Pornhub tabs between lines. That’s kinda the charm though. It never feels clean or professional, it feels like horny fanfiction that accidentally grew choices and a UI. There was one scene in particular that stuck in my head way too long: Sonic pinning you against something that’s clearly supposed to be just a random rock, but the way the text describes where his hands go and how you grind against his hips, it reads like Tumblr roleplay logs from 2014, and I mean that as a compliment. Another route has Tails trying to act like a shy genius, but he’s talking about “testing a device” while touching you in ways that are very not scientific. The dialogue keeps bouncing between parody jokes about the old games and completely straight-up porn talk, like “haha remember the chaos emeralds” followed two lines later by “open your legs wider.” It should be stupid. It is stupid. I still clicked every single option to see all the stupid.

What I liked is how the choices sometimes pretend to matter. You pick “tease Sonic back” expecting just a slightly different line, and you instead unlock a more dominant version of him later, where he tells you to shut up while he fucks you. In another run I chose to be more submissive early on, and that turned Tails into this quietly possessive little shit who wants to “take measurements” of every part of your body with his hands. Some branches end quick with just one big sex scene and a few jokes, others drag you through this whole “we’re on an adventure” set up before finally letting anyone get naked. And the parody stuff is everywhere. You get references to rings, chaos, running fast, all of that, twisted into dirty metaphors. At one point Sonic literally compares your moans to the sound of picking up rings and I wanted to close the tab and also replay it. The tone is all over the place, but that makes it feel more human and horny, like that moment when you’re jacking off and suddenly remember a meme, laugh, then keep going anyway. It is messy, a bit cringe, very explicit, and absolutely not pretending to be anything else, no matter how much it flirts with “plot” along the way.

Ellie is not the hero from the big studio game, but your brain keeps making that connection anyway, and the game knows it. It pokes at it in a cheap, dirty way. You are walking through this ruined world, everything fucked, buildings broken, corpses of society everywhere, and instead of going full survival horror, it slows down and asks how horny you can get when the world already ended. It feels wrong in a way that is kind of the point. She is skinny, she looks young, she talks like some brat who grew up on broken TikTok clips and old world stories, and your choices keep dragging her into sexual trouble or out of it. Sometimes the story pretends you are protecting her, other times you can push her into situations where protection is clearly not your priority. The game does not lecture you. It just sits there, showing you this girl with sc*** knees, cheap hoodie, hungry eyes, and lets you poke around her morals and clothes.

The visual novel format makes it all sharper and somehow more cruel. You tap, you read, you choose, you wait. In one scene you reach an old quarantine checkpoint where a couple of raiders turned the place into a porn dungeon. They trade food for favors, and the game gives you that fake “hero choice” moment. Do you walk away with her starving and pissed, or do you tell her to get on her knees and earn their rations. The writing does not hide what is going on. Cock in face, tears, humiliation, the whole hentai mess, but still in this pretend-serious post apocalypse frame. And then in the next scene you two sit by a fire, she tries to joke about it, you get a dialogue option to act like nothing happened, and it somehow hits harder than if the game tried to moralize. I liked that it lets the dirty stuff be dirty. At the same time, some dialogues feel written by someone who learned English from Pornhub comments and PlayStation subtitles, which is funny, then annoying, then funny again. There is one bit where an infected encounter turns into a weird tentacle-ish fantasy and the game treats it like just another bad day, and here I realized: ok, this is not about realism at all, it is just leaning on the parody of that famous story and ripping off all the emotional weight to feed your dick. In a strange way, it works. In another way, it is trash. I still bookmarked it.

This thing feels like some horny fanfic that escaped from AO3 and somehow learned HTML. You play a student in the old Hogwarts era, but the game really only cares about one thing: that ridiculously hot Herbology teacher with the red hair and soft voice. It tries to look like some secret student project hidden in a dusty corner of the library, but then you click on the first choice and boom, straight into “how can I make Professor Garlick my personal toy today.” Which, fine, I signed up for that. The spell parchment setup is dumb in a funny way, like those fake TikTok “I hypnotized my boss” clips, and for porn it actually works, because it gives you an excuse to push her from shy, teasing teacher into cock-hungry mess without pretending there is deep character arc. Even if the story pretends sometimes. One scene she’s blushing and worried about propriety, four clicks later she’s on her knees taking it in her mouth while still explaining plant care stuff like it’s a normal lesson. That contrast is hot and also stupid and I kind of love it.

From accessibility view, this thing is a little disaster. No text size slider anywhere, just tiny font on some screens and bigger on others, and the color choices are not great if your eyes are tired. Dark green on darker background looks “wizardy” I guess, but if you use dark mode anywhere, you’re going to squint. On my laptop with Windows scaling turned up, some buttons are half off-screen in Firefox, and on mobile Chrome the bottom choices got stuck under the browser UI. No keyboard navigation, or at least it feels like that. Hitting Tab does nothing useful, and there’s zero indication where focus is. If you rely on keyboard instead of mouse, you’re kind of screwed. Alt text for the sex CGs? Forget it. Screen readers see nothing helpful, just generic “image” or weird file names. For an HTML game, that’s lazy as hell. And there’s no way to slow down auto-progress on some scenes, the text just jumps when you click anywhere near the image, so if your hand shakes a bit you skip lines you wanted to read. It’s funny, the blowjob and anal scenes are done with care, angles clearly chosen to show her freckles and the way her hair sticks to her cheek, but then the actual interface feels like a quick school project someone hacked together between masturbation sessions. Also the sound controls are literally just on/off instead of a slider, and I’m still low-key annoyed by that.

Just how exciting would it be to share your space with someone like D.Va? You know, the legendary gaming hero clad in that tight robotic suit, a sleek and stunning woman who is as deadly as she is sexy.

Living with her isn’t just about watching epic battles unfold or hearing her hilarious quips. At times, she’s a blast - playful, teasing, and full of energy, turning the mundane into madness. But don’t get too comfortable because sometimes she can be downright aggravating - demanding and intense, pushing your limits and testing your patience. It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions that will have you hooked from the start.

What really sets this game apart is how it throws you right into the thick of these wild interactions, mixing up the roles between friendship, rivalry, and raw desire. You'll find yourself caught up in moments where tension crackles in the air - charged looks, teasing touches, and the kind of chemistry that’s impossible to ignore. The story unfolds naturally, pulling you deeper into a world where D.Va’s fierce independence clashes with a surprising vulnerability you’ll want to uncover.

There’s a real sense of living alongside a complicated character who’s more than just a pretty face in a skin-tight suit. You’ll experience her highs and lows, her fiery determination and moments of softness, making the connection feel real and electrifying. The game doesn’t shy away from the raw, unfiltered side of this relationship, with steamy scenes that are as intense as the battles she fights.

If you’re craving more than just a typical visual novel or fan game, this is it. It demands your attention and dares you to play your cards right as you navigate D.Va’s moods and desires. Whether you want to clash heads or get closer, every choice you make shapes how this wild, sexy story plays out. So dive in, get tangled up in chaos, passion, and all the messy, thrilling moments living with D.Va can throw at you. It’s not just a game - it’s an adventure wrapped in skin-tight armor and dripping with attitude. Ready to see where it takes you?