There is this weird thing that happens when you play a horny horror game that is trying to scare you and make you horny at the same time. Your brain kind of short circuits. This one leans heavy into that. You’re in this fake-ass Halloween version of that “you work at night with killer animatronics” setup, but everything is twisted into furry hentai territory. The first time Frenni leans into the camera during a jumpscare and you realize, oh, her chest is just out like that, no shame, with that robot shine on her nipples… yeah, my pussy clenched and my survival instincts argued with my horny side like two drunk girls fighting in a club toilet. You’re checking cameras, doing your little routine, pretending you care about power management, and then you catch a glimpse of a thick robotic bunny just grinding on a chair in an empty room like she’s bored and horny. I’ve literally done that on Chaturbate during slow nights, so it hit way too close. Except here, if you stare too long, she notices. And when she notices, you’re fucked. In the best and worst way.

The lewd scenes are what everyone is here for, let’s be honest. The “caught” moment feels like those times I forget to turn off my Lovense app after stream and some random guy keeps pinging my toy while I’m half undressed. One of my favorite bits was getting cornered in a hallway, lights flickering, and that tall animatronic just stepping closer and closer until the screen fills with body, hips, fur, all that synthetic skin, and suddenly you’re pinned. No fade to black bullshit. You’re right there watching metal fingers spread you like they’re checking for a short circuit between your legs. They treat your body like it’s another part to test, press and push and shove in, and it’s dirty in this cold, mechanical way that feels so different from normal hentai. It’s like: “You are a toy, human. Let’s see how deep we can put things.” It honestly reminded me of testing new toys on stream and pretending to be calm while my eyes keep rolling back. Here you don’t need to pretend. You just take it.

Controls are simple enough that you don’t really think about them, which I liked, because I was busy thinking “do I want to get caught this round or do I actually try to win.” Sometimes the cameras feel janky, or maybe that’s just my laptop having 15 Chrome tabs open and Telegram blowing up in the background. There’s this annoying little delay when you swap views that made me miss some really hot angles. I’m still mad about that one shot where Frenni bent over to crawl into a vent and the stream froze right on her tail. Never got that angle again. The horror side… yeah, there are real jump moments, but after a while the fear melts into this horny tension. Like edging, but with killer furries. You know something’s coming. You half want it to. And if you’re the kind who watches Five Nights streams just to thirst over cursed animatronics, this feels like someone finally admitted what we were all thinking and then took it three levels dirtier.

This thing starts like some weird horny déjà vu for anyone who ever wasted half their life in Animal Crossing, except here the game finally admits what your brain was already doing. You’re not organizing cute little villages, you’re on a train with a thick-ass neko waifu who looks like she escaped from a fanart folder on someone’s second hard drive. Clover acts all bubbly and casual at first, like she’s just this friendly catgirl who wants to chat about the town and your new “life” and all that. But the way she leans in, the way her tits keep taking over the whole screen like they’re trying to sign a treaty with your face, you know exactly where this is going. And it doesn’t pretend otherwise for long.

The whole thing is basically one long, horny train ride where your choices decide just how badly you want to ruin that cute persona of hers. You pick simple dialogue options, nothing pretentious, and every tiny decision shifts her vibe from shy waifu energy to “ok, rail me behind this seat and don’t stop.” It’s funny, because the game tries to act wholesome for like two minutes. She mentions normal stuff, maybe talks about moving, little small talk. Then one answer from you and suddenly her tail’s twitching, she’s blushing, her boobs are pushed together so tight you could probably park a Switch between them. I was playing on Chrome with Discord open in the background and I actually tabbed away once because it felt too damn intimate for a browser window. And I liked it. And I also kinda hated that I liked it that much.

When the sex scenes kick in, they don’t mess around. It’s not some artsy fade to black, it’s Clover bent over in that tiny train seat, big ass up, ears twitching while she tries to keep her voice down and absolutely fails. Doggystyle in public transport should honestly be its own genre. She goes from teasing to downright filthy pretty fast, calling you out, begging for it, moaning like she forgot there are other passengers “somewhere” on this imaginary train. The rougher you push it, the more she melts, and there’s this nice twisted contrast where she still has that cute village-game style charm but she’s getting pounded like hentai main course. I really loved how reactive she feels, and at the same time I kinda wished there were more girls, more locations, more scenes. But also, if they add more I’ll complain I liked it better when it was just me and this one clingy catgirl ruining public transport forever. That’s the worst part actually: after you’re done, normal Animal Crossing feels weirdly naked and boring, and now every time I see a cheerful NPC on a train in any game, part of my brain expects them to climb into my lap and pretend it’s still “just talking.”

Barely clicked the thumbnail and my brain went, “oh, this is that fake-ass Kim Possible porn I always wanted as a kid but with way bigger tits and way less Disney lawyers.” It is exactly that. Not subtle at all. The main girl is basically Kim if someone fed her nothing but squats and hormones, bright hair, stupid tight top, boobs that look like they’re actively trying to escape, and an attitude that flips between cocky heroine and needy little slut depending on which dialogue option you poke. Half the time I was reading the lines with the cartoon voices in my head and laughing at myself, the other half I was just staring at her tits and clicking through like a caveman.

The whole thing leans hard into that “I used to watch this after school and now I want to fuck it” itch. You got the classic mission vibe twisted into “oops, somehow every situation ends with her bent over something.” One scene she’s arguing about some villain plan and two clicks later she’s on her knees with cum on her face like that was the obvious tactical solution. It’s dumb in a fun way. There’s also the mom version, the recognizable milf variant, thicker, heavier ass, hair tied up, that smug “I know you’re staring at my tits” look. Honestly she kind of steals the show. When she turns up, the whole mood flips from goofy teen parody to “I’m old enough to ruin your life and I’m enjoying it.” Crazy thing is, the game pretends to care about plot sometimes, like throwing in lines about saving the world, and in the next frame her huge boobs are pressed against someone’s cock like that’s part of the strategy. It should feel lazy but somehow it works, like a shitpost that accidentally hits just right.

What stuck with me more than anything: how unapologetic the bodies are. No “almost big,” no teasing. Just big ass, huge tits, stuff squeezed into outfits that clearly lost the fight. Watching her try to “sneak” in this skin-tight thing while her boobs bounce around is hilarious and hot at the same time. There’s a moment where she’s supposed to be hiding and her butt is literally the only thing on screen, just filling it, like the dev forgot the rest of the background. I kept thinking about that later while scrolling Twitter, like, why did that one stupid angle do more for me than half the polished porn I saw that day. The game is horny in a really teenage way, clumsy and over the top, like someone’s dirty notebook came alive and never learned how to behave. It’s not smart, it’s not deep, but it knows exactly what it wants to shove in your face and it keeps doing it until your mouse hand gets tired.

Star Trainer looks like it was made by someone who really liked that cartoon and then got horny halfway through and never fully recovered. You start out thinking “ok, funny parody, some silly dialogue,” and five minutes later you’re already dragging Star around, poking at menus, trying to figure out what makes her blush, what pisses her off, what secretly turns her on. It’s not subtle. She’s got huge tits squeezed into these outfits that are definitely not from the show, and the whole “training” thing is basically you slowly twisting her from goofy magical girl into your private little perv project. The best part is when you find that one option in the training screen that you didn’t expect to do much and suddenly she reacts way harder than you thought, like “oh, fuck, she liked that?” and then your brain flips from “haha parody” to “ok I’m gonna break this girl completely.” The writing swings between dumb jokes and straight-up filthy lines, which weirdly works. One time I clicked through a couple of dialogue branches too fast while half-watching a YouTube video and suddenly she was kneeling, totally naked, saying something so nasty I had to pause the video on my second monitor because my focus just vanished.

It feels janky in spots, but in a good way, like some horny passion project and not corporate porn. Interface is kind of chaotic, some buttons feel like they were slapped in at the last second, and the pacing of the “training” jumps around: sometimes you grind stats, sometimes you hit a scene that’s way more hardcore than you expected at that point. There was a moment where I tried to push her too far, just spamming the more degrading choices, and she snapped a bit, giving me this pissed-off reaction instead of the usual shy “ok” stuff. I honestly thought I broke the game and was low-key annoyed, went to Discord on my phone to complain while the scene was still on, then came back and realized it had actually opened a different path with more intense scenes later. I kinda hated it. Then I kept doing it. There’s also this milf angle hiding in there that I didn’t notice at first because I was too busy harassing Star, and when it opened up I just went “oh, shit” and switched routes without thinking. The game clearly wants you to be a total asshole sometimes, and if you lean into that, the sex scenes get way dirtier, more humiliating, more “trainer” in the bad sense. It’s not romantic, it’s not soft, it’s like you’re dragging these big-boobed cartoon girls down into your own porn brain. But yeah, I still booted it again after closing the tab and pretending I was done with it.