This one really feels like something I shouldn’t be playing on the office PC, which is exactly why I keep alt‑tabbing to Excel whenever someone walks past and then jumping back in whenever Outlook freezes. You start as this classic “hero on a quest” guy, sent by the king to rescue the princess from a terrifying dragon, you’ve seen this in a hundred JRPGs, right? Except here the “terrifying dragon” opens the door looking like someone glued dragon parts on a hentai pin‑up model: big, soft tits that bounce a bit too much, cute face, horns, tail, scales, the whole mix of monster girl and royal bedroom fantasy. I thought it would be just quick porn, click next, jerk, done, but the game actually makes you talk to her. Not just “yes/no” stuff, but whole scenes where you’re flirting, fucking up your words, or lowkey threatening her while staring at her chest. And she teases you back in this “I could eat you or ride you, not sure yet” way that hits weirdly hard.

The fun part is how it slowly flips the whole “rescue the princess” thing into “why am I even rescuing her, this dragon girl is way more fun”. You start off all serious with sword and armor, standing there like some budget Witcher, and ten minutes later you’re sitting in her cave while she leans in close, boobs basically pressed on your arm, asking why you think she’s a monster. There is a scene where you wake up in her lair after getting your ass kicked and she’s bending over you to check your wounds, and the camera just stays dumped on her cleavage for a few lines too long. It’s not subtle. Then you get to choose if you pull back like a good little knight or let your hand “accidentally” slide over her scales and down the curve of her tit. I tried the shy route first, then immediately reloaded and went full horny idiot, obviously. Some of the options feel like they’re written by someone who knows exactly what guys click when they’re hiding the browser behind a fake “VPN settings” window.

The princess side is trickier. She’s not just some helpless hostage; she has this curse thing going on, so the dragon girl is actually trying to help her, and you’re the clueless one with a sword getting in the way. There’s this three‑way tension where the princess is supposed to be your classic pure goal, but every time she shows up, the dragon’s body language changes. One moment she’s all smug and horny with you, the next she’s protective and almost jealous, like “yeah I’m helping her, but you’re mine”. It hits that furry/fantasy brainrot spot where you’re like “am I seriously getting turned on by a scene where a dragon girl curls her tail around my leg while arguing about ethics with a cursed royal”. And sometimes the dialogue gets kind of goofy, like they’re trying too hard to be emotional, then suddenly there’s a line about how her scales are sensitive around her hips and you forget you were annoyed. Wish there were more really filthy CGs when things finally go all the way, some of the sex scenes end right when you’re most into it and you’re like “that’s it?” but then she calls you “my brave little human” with that smug look and I forgive everything for no reason. I was supposed to be finishing a report in Google Sheets, and instead I’m choosing whether to pound a dragon girl on a treasure pile or gently cuddle her while a cursed princess pretends she’s not staring. This is absolutely not what the king had in mind and honestly that’s his problem, not mine.

Link looks tired here in a good way, like that kind of tired when you already fucked the main princess too long and now your body screams for something new and a bit wrong. Midna shows up with that smug face, small tits, weird imp body and this “I’m trouble” vibe, and the whole game is basically you finding out exactly how much trouble she is. It feels like a choose your own porn route, but cut down to only the good parts, no slow build, no long dialogs, just: what do you want to do to her next, and where do you want to finish. I’d call it horny minimalism, if my English was better. You click, she reacts, her mouth, her pussy, her ass, all become like different paths in a short dirty adventure book where every page ends in cum. I spent way too long on the blowjob option only, because the way she looks up at Link while taking him deep, that hits some weird elf-imp brain button for me. Also, yeah, I keep typing “minda” by mistake and then laughing, so if you see it written wrong my brain did that, not autocorrect.

The funny part is, the game doesn’t pretend to be more than it is. You wanna make Midna masturbate a bit before you fuck her? Click. You wanna shove it in her pussy, watch her stretch around it, then change your mind and go for anal, like you’re flipping pages back and forth in some horny “turn to page 69” book? Go ahead. The transitions between positions are very direct, like the dev also has zero patience for teasing. One second she’s choking on cock, you switch, next second she’s getting her ass filled. I actually liked that it lets you choose where to shoot every time: facial, pussy creampie, ass creampie, even just paint her all over. It’s a stupidly simple thing but it makes you feel like you are directing a really trashy Zelda porno parody in your browser instead of just watching a loop on Pornhub. At one point I kept retrying the facial because I wanted that perfect “all over her smug face” finish and the button was a tiny bit off from where my mouse muscle memory expected, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I still did it like ten times. Story enjoyers, yeah, there is not much talking here, Link doesn’t say shit and Midna just moans and reacts, but as a long time choose-your-own-adventure nerd, this feels like someone ripped all the fluff out and left me only the branches that end with her stuffed and dripping. Zelda is mentioned like some old save file you don’t load anymore, and that’s kind of hot by itself, like you cheated on your own childhood game. In my headcanon he goes back to the castle with Midna’s cum still drying on his tunic and nobody asks anything.

Fans of "Dragon Quest" and especially the charming Princess of Moonbrooke will find this second anime porn parody game irresistible. But even if that's not your scene, and you get turned on by watching a sultry, kinky magician girl getting slammed in all her filthy holes, then this game is definitely worth a shot. If you haven’t played the original games, you might find yourself curious to check them out after diving into this one.

The gameplay is shockingly simple - you just pick a scene and watch her getting fucked the way you want, for as long as you please. You’ll witness her pussy dripping with lust while she takes massive dicks deep inside her, sucking throbbing shafts, and getting fucked relentlessly. Tentacles wrap around her body, probing every inch of skin and thrusting deep into her willing cunt and ass. Not to mention the hordes of seductive mummies ravaging her supple body in a wild orgy that will leave you breathless.

If you prefer her with blonde hair instead of the default color, you can switch it easily in the home menu - a simple option that adds a nice touch of customization. This feature might seem basic but it really adds to the fantasy, letting you tailor her appearance before diving into the filthy scenes.

Overall, this game is a naughty mix of hentai-style animation, big-boobed glory, deep anal penetration, sloppy blowjobs, and intense double penetration sessions. It’s perfect for anyone who loves watching their favorite Dragon Quest heroines turned into insatiable sluts, drenched in filth and craving cock. Don’t hesitate - jump into the madness and watch her take endless loads from every naughty direction imaginable.

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