Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.

Office bathroom review here. Phone in one hand, other hand... anyway. This thing is basically Jasmine fanfiction that forgot it’s supposed to be classy and just went full trashy, in a good way and also in a weird way. You load it up and she’s there in that not-quite-Disney outfit, boobs way bigger than they have any right to be, ass spilling out, with that smug princess face like she knows you’re already hard at your desk. The whole thing happens at night, kind of like somebody turned Agrabah into a cheap porn set. It’s funny because the background tries to look a bit romantic, like moonlight and exotic palace vibe, and then you’re immediately dragging your mouse over her tits like some horny caveman. Very elegant. Totally not elegant.

There isn’t a big story, which is nice actually, no bullshit walls of text, it’s straight to “touch here, touch there, watch what happens”. You poke her, squeeze her, rub her, and the game reacts in that typical meet n fuck style. Her chest doesn’t just bounce, it feels like it grows over the scene, like each new moan is another cup size. Same with her ass, like it’s trying to steal the whole screen. There was one moment where I focused only on her boobs for too long, and suddenly her reactions changed and she starts begging for more, legs opening in that animated “okay, you win” way. I almost laughed, because it felt like those old Flash games where nothing is subtle, everything is exaggerated to hell. Then I went right back to clicking her pussy so, yeah.

What I liked most is that she doesn’t act like some shy princess, she’s basically a porn star with Jasmine’s face and hair slapped on, big brown eyes, dark hair over her shoulders, and just totally into getting filled. You tease her enough, she spreads those legs, your cock slides in, and the animation really wants you to watch every second of it. There are these little variations in how the cumshot looks, inside and on her, that I wasn’t expecting from something this dumb, and I ended up replaying just to see her reaction when you cum inside her ass instead of her pussy. Sometimes her voice feels a bit too soft for how slutty they write her, like the audio and visuals are from two different fantasies, but I kinda liked that too. Also her waist is too tiny, it broke my brain for a second, then I zoomed right back on her huge boobs, because priorities. My only real complaint is the game pretends like you need “skill” with your hands, but honestly you just end up frantically rubbing your mousepad like a maniac in Excel-hiding mode, hoping nobody walks behind you while cartoon Jasmine is moaning for your big cock on full volume because you forgot your headphones again.

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