This thing starts in the school therapist office and it feels exactly like when you get caught watching porn in class and pretend it was “just a meme”. The guy is sitting there, still salty after a teacher made him look like a total idiot in front of everyone, and you can almost smell that mix of shame and rage. From there it just slowly turns into this messy revenge fantasy where every girl around him is either a target, a comfort, or a fucking landmine. It’s not elegant, it’s not subtle, and I kinda loved that. One click you’re calmly asking “how was your day?”, next click you’re pushing a hand under the desk and seeing if she’ll jerk you off while pretending to check your homework. The game is that type of horny, zero to sixty, and then suddenly back to “so, how are your grades?”.

What surprised me is how much it made me feel like some creepy cameraman in my own head. I collect animated gifs for years already, and this thing is like a neverending hunt for the perfect frame. The animated scenes are short, sometimes janky, but when that shy classmate bends over the desk and you catch that one loop where her big tits press against the wood and her ass shakes just a little too much, it’s instant “save to Gallery” moment. I literally paused the game, opened ScreenToGif, and sat there trimming a 2‑second loop of a titfuck like it was some art project. Same with the mom in the kitchen, wearing that half-assed cosplay apron that shows more cleavage than cloth, idly stroking his cock with her foot while she pretends to talk about dinner. The toe curl animation is not even smooth, but it’s burned into my brain. And yeah, they really go for that whole “family under one roof but everyone is way too horny” thing. Twins sneaking into his room, mom “checking on him” while he’s fapping, that kind of wrong that your VPN cries about.

The point & click stuff jumps from cute romance to straight up corruption so fast it feels like the protagonist doesn’t even know what line he’s crossing anymore. One scene he’s just peeking through a keyhole to watch a teacher masturbate with a sex toy, trying not to breathe too loud, and the next time you meet her he’s blackmailing her with that exact moment, pushing her to suck his dick in her office while students walk past the door. I liked that, then suddenly hated it, then went back to clicking like a degenerate. There’s this wild sleep sex sequence with one of the girls where you keep testing how far you can go while she “sleeps” and the game lets you drag your hand from innocent thigh touches up to full anal teasing and you sit there thinking “okay, this is too much” while also checking if there’s a secret climax animation hidden at the end. There are romantic bits too, like awkward dates at school and soft kissing under the stairs, but I mostly remember the stupid little things: the way her panties slide to her ankle during a rushed toilet stall blowjob, that one anal scene where her expression flickers between pain and pleasure for half a second, or the moment your milf therapist straddles you on her couch and you realize this office was never about mental health. I kinda wish the sandbox parts were less grindy, I kinda wish the incest stuff was even more unhinged, I kinda wish nothing changed at all. This game feels like browsing a secret porn folder someone forgot to organize, but every file is clickable and wants to ruin your life.

Arabian Nights vibe but horny and kind of dumb in a good way. That is Exiles for me. You start as this broke orphan in Dumat al-Julfar, doing the servant grind, and the game just throws you into this messy mix of “save the world” and “oops I accidentally saw my mistress naked in the bathhouse” energy. It jumps from serious plot to lewd chaos so fast that at first I thought I misclicked a Ren’Py skip or something. One moment you’re getting lectured about loyalty and duty, next moment you’re pinned against a silk curtain while your patron’s spoiled daughter decides she’s tired of using her fingers and wants your tongue instead. It doesn’t ask if you’re ready for that shift, it just does it. And somehow it works. Kind of like the oldschool era when people played CoC on their school laptop during “homework” and pretended it was just text based RPG.

What I really like is how the scale slowly creeps up. You start cleaning floors and carrying trays in this rich merchant’s house and you think “ok harem sim in fake Arabia, I know this drill” and then suddenly the whole thing opens up into sea travel, cold lands, strange gods, and you’re still the same idiot who gets distracted by cleavage during a world ending prophecy. There was a scene on the ship where a storm is going crazy, crew is panicking, and your main love interest is like “if we die I want to feel you inside me at least once” and she drags you behind some cargo. Wind, rain, her trying to keep quiet while riding you, while the captain is shouting orders on the deck above. That one stuck in my brain. Then later, way north, you’re in some snow covered temple with a warrior priestess, and the dev just goes “yeah, sure, blowjob in front of a half frozen altar, why not”. It has that horny teenager energy but written by someone who actually reads books and still remembers how to be stupid.

The game doesn’t polish itself clean, which I respect. Some pacing is all over the place. You get this nice, slow teasing with your patron, all flirting and almost touching, and then the next girl you meet basically climbs you like a tree after two dialog choices and I was like “ok, calm down, at least pretend you know my name”. Some scenes feel like they were written after too much coffee and then never edited. There’s this bit where you’re talking about the fate of the world and it suddenly turns into a long rant about the price of dates in the market, and I still don’t know if that was supposed to be funny or just leftover draft. Also the UI for backtracking certain choices feels slightly annoying. Not broken, just that tiny itch, like the kind where you keep misclicking on mobile Pornhub because the banner jumps. But the characters carry the whole thing. The shy scholar girl who looks like she’d faint if you say “cock” out loud, then ends up riding your face in a dusty library while you’re supposed to study magic. The icy northern warrior who looks like she’ll gut you, then can’t stop shaking when you finally get her out of that armor and she begs you to go rougher. The game plays like a long term relationship with a very chaotic person: lots of fun sex, a few groan moments, sometimes you roll your eyes, and then it hits you with a scene so hot or so sweet you forgive everything without even trying.

There’s this messed up thing that happens when a horror game is actually horny. Your brain keeps trying to decide if it should be scared or turned on, and this thing leans hard into that confusion. You’re stuck in this old college building that feels like that one abandoned wing every campus has, the one people swear is locked “for renovation” since forever. Lights flicker, the hallways go on way too long, doors loop you back around, all that classic paranormal bullshit. Except here, in the middle of all the creepy silence and bloody scribbles on the walls, you’re also constantly running into this ghost woman who looks like she crawled out of a nightmare and a porn shoot at the same time. Long hair, eyes that look like she wants to eat your soul, tits that absolutely do not follow physics, and an ass that makes you forget there’s literal gore on the floor. Half the game you’re thinking “I should run,” and the other half you’re lowkey hoping she catches you again.

The weirdest part is how the “saving yourself” thing sorta becomes optional in your head. You wander the campus trying doors, checking classrooms, hiding, finding notes that make the story darker every time, with little splashes of graphic violence that are just blunt, not artistic. No fancy cutaways, just “oh shit, yeah, that guy is very dead.” Then, in the next scene, you’re pushed into some supernatural sex encounter that feels way too intimate for how monstrous she is. One moment she’s pinning the male protagonist to a desk, grinding on him with those big soft tits bouncing in your face while she rides him like she wants to break his hips, the next moment the lights cut and you hear something wet and not at all sexy somewhere down the corridor. The game keeps letting you think with your dick and punishing you for it, but also rewarding you, which makes zero sense and somehow works. There are scenes where she phases through the wall in front of you, body half transparent, nipples fully not, walks in that slow, predatory way, and you can literally feel your brain going “this is a bad idea” while your hand is already on the mouse or, well, not on the mouse anymore. You get those paranormal moments where she twists her neck at a wrong angle, or her mouth stretches too wide, and then right after she’s riding you slow, whispering shit in your ear you don’t understand, squeezing you inside her like she’s trying to keep you there forever. By the time you realize the campus itself feels alive and fucked up, and maybe you actually do have some weird powers going on, you’ve already decided that if you’re trapped in an endless loop, there are worse ways to spend it than being hunted, scared, and nailed senseless by one obsessive monster girl ghost with a perfect ass and a death problem.

Jennifer starts as this kinda stuck up, kinda lost girl who suddenly has to deal with dead dad, weird inheritance, and oh yeah, surprise, you’re a witch now. Not the cute cartoon type. More like “your body is a fucking weapon and everyone around you is low‑key a perv about it” type. Game drops you in with her already stacked like a hentai thumbnail: huge tits, fat ass, tight clothes that absolutely are not work‑appropriate, and then lets the world react to that in the worst possible ways. First thing that hit me was how much the camera loves her. It keeps finding angles where her boobs fill half the screen when she talks to someone, or when she climbs stairs the shot sort of lags behind her ass like a horny dog. It’s not subtle. Sometimes it’s actually too much, I caught myself trying to click past dialog and just staring at jiggle physics like an idiot. Then again, that’s kind of the point, right? Or maybe the point is something else, I forgot halfway when the shop guy “accidentally” pressed up against her back during a cutscene and the game just lets it happen.

What I liked way too much is how the game treats “private” moments. Jennifer’s room becomes this little porn stage. You come back after some event, she’s annoyed or stressed or maybe just bored, and you can send her to bed or to shower or just make her laze around. That’s where the voyeur thing kicks hard. You’re not exactly roleplaying her, it feels more like you’re watching her and giving little nudges. She changes clothes, bends over, checks herself in the mirror, and you start thinking “ok, this is harmless,” and then she sits on the bed, hand under panties, and suddenly it’s not harmless at all. There’s a scene where she tries to masturbate quietly because someone is sleeping nearby, and the camera just hangs on her face, half guilt, half need, while you hear soft wet sounds. Nothing fancy, but it hit like porn hidden in a normal game. Except this is not a normal game at all, obviously. She keeps telling herself “just a quick one” and you can choose to push it further or cut it short. I always say I’ll be tasteful and then, yeah, no.

Outside the bedroom, the sandbox stuff makes it feel like a horny daily routine sim. You wander around the town or mansion, talk to people, poke at quests, all that typical RPGM structure, but almost every location has some chance for Jennifer to be touched, brushed, cornered. Some scenes feel like accidents: a crowded hallway where hands stay a bit too long, a drunk guy “stabilizing” her by grabbing her waist and obviously sliding lower, or a perv pretending to sleep while his hand drifts on her thigh. Other scenes are straight out assault and the game doesn’t exactly moralize about it. It actually bothered me at first how often folks just grope her like she’s public property, and then five minutes later I was saving right before those scenes to replay them. The sleep stuff is fucked up in a way that’s so deliberate the game practically winks at you. Camera lingers on her sleeping form, clothes a little displaced, breathing slow, and then someone’s shadow leans in. Or sometimes it’s just you watching her sleep and zooming in on skin, which is weirdly intimate and horny at the same time. The 3D look sells all that, by the way. Faces are a bit plastic sometimes, but her curves are ridiculous in motion. I hated how stiff some animations are, except during the actual lewd parts where suddenly everything moves just enough to make you stare. It’s kind of trashy, kind of hot, kinda repetitive, and I still found myself sneaking another “quick run” on my lunch break at the office with Slack open on second monitor like that would save me if someone walked in.