This thing starts pretty stupid in a good way. You’re just some guy who was good at Naruto games on phone and PC, then boom, dead on the street like an idiot because you go out to buy snacks and don’t look where you walk. Next second, you talk with this “goddess” who looks like she watched too much hentai, and she dumps you in Naruto world way after Boruto stuff. And she is like “you have big important mission” but honestly after the first scene with Hinata I forgot half of what she said. Story tries to be serious sometimes, but then you are getting a titfuck from a character you watched on TV when younger, so my brain just melts. English in the game is even worse than mine, but that kinda fits, feels like we all struggling together.

What surprised me is how much it plays like an actual game and not only porn clicker. You wander around the village like sandbox, check random places, do voyeur stuff behind fences like some pervert raccoon. I spent too long hiding behind a wall just to see Ino undress, then the scene triggers and I clicked too fast and skipped the best animated part because my thumb hit the wrong side of the screen. That hurt more than any boss fight. Speaking of fights, combat is turn based, kind of classic: you choose your little skills, watch numbers fly, hope the monster girl doesn’t wipe your team. Some of the monster girls are way too hot for “enemy”, like I was literally losing turns because I stared at their tits. One tentacle boss grabs your character and the animation goes from “battle” to “ok this is porn now” without any warning. My cat was on my lap and just jumped away when the moaning started. I’m not explaining that to anyone.

Sex stuff is all over the place. You got normal vaginal scenes, then oral, then suddenly a footjob from Ayame when you only came to buy ramen, like girl, calm down, I just wanted noodles. There is a lot of big ass and big tits in your face, and multiple penetration scenes that made my phone overheat like Genshin on low-end Android. Some scenes with Sakura and Karin are really wild, especially when they half-argue and then just go lesbian on each other while you stand there like an idiot watching. The game really likes creampie endings, sometimes even when you pick the “pull out” choice, which made me yell at my screen, but too late, wrecked anyway. There is one tiny thing that drove me crazy: the text box sometimes covers the good part of the animation and you keep tapping trying to hide it, but it pops back up for the next line and blocks the boobs again. I almost rage quit just because of that box. If you’re the type who always searched “Sarada hentai” at school on shitty Wi-Fi, this is like the final boss of your teenage sins. Just play it on mobile in private, use headphones, and don’t rush the dialogue in the sexy scenes or you’ll skip the best loops and hate yourself after.

This whole thing feels like someone took every anime waifu you've ever crushed on and threw them into a blender with gacha mechanics. Pocket Waifu's got everyone - Megumin doing her explosion thing, Lucoa being all thicc dragon energy, even Tatsumaki looking perpetually annoyed while somehow being incredibly fuckable. The clicking gets mindless fast but honestly? That's kinda the point. You're not here for complex gameplay, you're here because seeing Rias Gremory in progressively skimpier outfits while numbers go up hits some primal part of your brain that retail therapy usually handles.

The progression system is whatever - click, level up, unlock scene, repeat. But fuck me the variety is impressive in a chaotic way. One minute you're getting a titjob from Lucy Heartfilia, next you're balls deep in some Nikke girl whose name I can't pronounce. The animations aren't groundbreaking but they get the job done, especially when Erza's doing that thing with her tongue or when Hinata finally stops being shy and goes full slut mode. Rosa from Pokemon looking absolutely stacked was not something I expected but here we are. The costumes unlock pretty regularly which keeps things fresh - nothing beats seeing Darkness in a maid outfit begging for it.

What's wild is how they managed to cram so many different series together without it feeling completely schizophrenic. Though honestly the Kobayashi dragon maids feel a bit out of place next to the more explicitly sexual characters, but whatever, Ilulu's tits make up for any tonal inconsistencies. The anal scenes with Sakura Matou hit different when you're three hours deep into idle clicking. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be managing resources and just end up staring at Yor Forger's ass physics for way too long. The mobile interface works fine but occasionally the click detection gets wonky during the more intense scenes which is annoying when you're trying to... multitask.

Man, this casting studio thing is way more addictive than I expected. You basically play this dude who's setting up his own adult film studio, and all these anime waifus show up wanting to be pornstars. Sounds ridiculous? Yeah, totally is. But somehow it works because the whole setup is so absurd it becomes fun.

The management part caught me off guard - you're not just clicking through sex scenes, you actually have to run this weird business. Pick your assistant first (I went with Valeria because... reasons), then these famous anime girls start showing up for "auditions." We got Mitsuri from Demon Slayer looking all innocent until she's not, Yor from Spy x Family being surprisingly kinky, and Hinata who's way more confident than in Naruto. The conversations before anything happens are actually pretty decent - not Shakespeare but better than most games where dialogue exists just to get to the fucking. Power from Chainsaw Man is absolutely unhinged in the best way possible, and Nami... well, she knows exactly what she wants and how to get it.

What's weird is how the whole casting couch scenario doesn't feel as sleazy as it should? Maybe because these are fictional characters who are actively choosing this career path, but the game treats it more like a business simulation with lots of sex. You can do anal, vaginal, watch them strip and tease, the usual stuff. Some girls are into BDSM, others prefer vanilla encounters. The ahegao faces are pretty well done too. Graphics are decent 3D, nothing groundbreaking but gets the job done. They're adding new waifus monthly which is cool I guess, though I'm still figuring out all the current ones. Erza's scenes are intense as hell btw - that woman does not mess around.

The relentless stretch of infinite time weighed deeply on God's soul. Omnipotence and perfect dominion had faded into a tedious, unchanging buzz. What he desired was the ache of falling short, the rapture of difficult victory, the untamed, exquisite pain of dying. And so, he set into motion a radical scheme.

Initially, he molded a form of sheer possibility, christening it Zeno. Within Zeno, he locked the sum of his godly might, the wild, infinite strength that marked his grand life.

In contrast, God assumed a frail, imperfect mortal body. He confined his essence to a loop of reincarnation, a dim ember of the primal blaze, erased of past knowledge and power upon each demise.

He would come to know desire, ecstasy, loss, and anxiety. He would fail, evolve, and fully embrace life.

So started the ultimate ordeal; God was simply one spirit wandering the endless expanse of reality, prepared to confront the disorderly, magnificent, and utterly mortal tale of birth and demise.