Rating: (tentacle for the monster girls, two melons for obvious reasons)

The game opens with Eric moving back home and immediately, like within the first ten clicks, this dude gets hit with a supernatural thirst curse. Classic. It’s a sandbox so your map just unlocks bit by bit and you wander around this town that honestly feels half dead until you trigger a scene. Got stuck for a bit because I kept clicking on the school at the wrong time of day. The clock is a lie, nothing happens on weekends.

So many tits. The monster girl designs are where the 3dcg actually tries, especially the succubus who has this whole milf energy even though she’s... you know, a demon. The animation loops are stiff. But her intro scene, helping her out and then she just decides Eric’s virgin soul is a fun project, the voice work in my head was better than any sound they actually included. There is no sound. Forgot that. The harem doesn’t build, it just accumulates. Women keep hearing about his, uh, problem and lining up like it’s a neighborhood watch meeting. The incest route starts so casually I blinked and missed the trigger. It’s just there, in the family home, between dinner conversations.

Some scenes drag out the creampie finish with a weirdly long slide. Others jump cut. Make up your mind. Got a handjob in the library that made me laugh out loud, not from the dialog but from the character’s arm clipping through a bookshelf for the entire loop. That’s the fantasy for you. Deep romance one minute, then you’re grinding affection points by clicking a location five times. The big ass on the slime girl defies physics and I respect it. Actually most anatomy here is a suggestion, not a rule. But the sheer volume of content keeps you poking around, wondering which pair of giant tits will flop into frame next. Just... don’t expect the town to make geographical sense.

So the boss is in a meeting about quarterly synergy or whatever, and I'm here pretending to update spreadsheets. Reality? I'm thinking about Jade's ridiculously plump ass. This game, it's a futa revenge fantasy dressed up in a college setting, and honestly the writing is about as subtle as a brick through a window. But you don't come here for subtle. You come for the scene where Jade, our newly empowered she-dick protagonist, corners some cheating brat in the locker room. The groping starts slow, just a handful of those massive tits through a school uniform, the fabric sounds all crinkly and wrong in the 3DCG. It's that specific plastic-y render style where skin looks a bit too glossy, like everyone's been oiled up for a competition nobody announced.

The dialogue is pure cheese. One of the anti-futa activists literally gives a speech about "traditional values" five minutes before Jade's rearranging her guts in a supply closet. I wish they'd leaned harder into the absurd humor of that, but the game plays it weirdly straight sometimes. The oral sex animations are janky, mouths don't quite line up, but the sound design... look, I don't know why the wet noises are mixed so loud. It's like someone dropped a microphone into a bowl of macaroni. You'll hear it over the music. You'll hear it over your own thoughts.

Then there's the harem element. It's messy. Girls just sort of fall into bed with Jade after one conversation, which, fine, it's a porn game, but the cheating tag gets applied with zero drama. Someone's girlfriend is eating Jade out in the library and the boyfriend never finds out, it's just a thing that happens and then we move on. The creampie scenes are generous, maybe too generous, physics-defying amounts of the stuff. There's this one sequence with a teacher where the vaginal sex just keeps going, looped animation style, and I swear I zoned out and forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Like right now, actually. I should probably check if Jenkins from accounting is looking over the cubicle wall. He always has that stupid smirk. Anyway, the game's about forgiveness or revenge but really it's about how many positions they can render that one giant futa cock in before the runtime budget exploded. Probably a lot. Probably still rendering somewhere.

You know what's funny about Cursed Hearts? The title makes it sound like some gothic romance thing, maybe vampires moping around in castles. Nope. It's a breeding simulator with elves and goblins and catgirls, and the "curse" is basically just that you need to fill them up until something breaks. I respect the honesty.

The art is that particular flavor of 3DCG where everyone looks like they've been polished with the same glossy filter, skin too smooth, breasts defying several laws of physics. Which is exactly what I signed up for, let's be real. The elf milf character has this expression permanently stuck between "mildly inconvenienced" and "about to sneeze" and I couldn't stop noticing it. Still tapped that obviously. The sandbox structure means you just wander around clicking on monster girls until things escalate, and the pregnancy mechanic is basically the entire progression system. Knock someone up, move to the next. It's like a very horny checklist.

There's this one goblin girl with an ass that the camera absolutely refuses to stop focusing on, and honestly the footjob scene came out of nowhere. I wasn't prepared. Nobody warns you about the foot stuff. The animations are stiff in that way where limbs move but nothing else does, like mannequins being posed by an invisible hand, but the creampie visuals are... thorough. They committed to that part. I wish the RPG elements actually mattered beyond giving you an excuse to grind, but they won't change that. The groping interactions feel like you're just poking a statue until a meter fills up, which is less sexy than it sounds. Or maybe exactly as sexy as it sounds, depending on your standards. I don't know anymore. The nekomata has two dialogue lines that repeat and one of them is just a purring sound effect written out phonetically. "Prrrrrr." Riveting stuff. Still bred her though. What does that say about me.

The puzzle minigame in this one is a crime against interface design. You have to rotate these little gear things, and the hitbox is about three pixels wide. I spent maybe fifteen minutes on one lock, clicking like a madman, while Anita just stands there in her internship outfit. The whole point is to get to the teasing scene with the stepbrother character, but the game makes you work for it in the most annoying way possible. And then when you finally get there, the animation loops are... fine? The oral stuff has this weird clipping where her hair phases through his thigh. I laughed. Not in a good way.

The trans tag is handled in a way that feels both central and completely ignored. Anita's situation at home with her mother's partner and his son creates this tension that the writing sometimes nails, like during a dinner scene where nobody says what they mean. But then you get a masturbation sequence that triggers almost randomly after a work minigame, and it's like the game forgets what tone it was going for. The vaginal sex scene later has a camera angle that makes it look like two action figures being smashed together. I've seen better rigging in free Ren'Py projects on itch.io.

The adventure elements are basically just clicking through dialogue trees that sometimes lock you out of content for no clear reason. I missed an entire scene with the mother because I chose to eat breakfast instead of shower. Who designs this? The teasing scenes are the only parts with any energy, probably because the writer actually cared about the power dynamics there. Everything else feels like filler between the bits that made me keep clicking. The 3DCG models have that plastic sheen you get from older Daz3D renders, but honestly, the weird lighting sometimes works for the more uncomfortable moments. Not sure if that's intentional or just happy accidents from someone who didn't know how to place light sources.

So the old man, right? He's not just some creepy uncle, he's the new family member. And you all move to this tavern. Like, who buys a tavern with a pervert? The whole setup is a disaster waiting to happen and the game knows it. It's all about that slow, creeping dread. You're this young guy trying to keep your head above water, trying to hold onto what's yours, but the walls are closing in. The corruption tag isn't just for show. It's in the way the dialogue shifts, the little looks, the way your girl starts... changing. There's this one scene with spanking that's less about the act and more about the complete surrender of power. It's animated in that stiff 3dcg way that somehow makes it more uncomfortable to watch, like a weird puppet show of your own failure.

The voyeurism mechanics are where it gets really twisted. You're not just watching, you're piecing things together. Finding a reason to go to a certain room at a certain time. The male protagonist isn't some chad, he's a guy who's constantly a step behind, and the game makes you feel that in your gut. The big tits and big ass are there, obviously, but they're almost like a taunt. A visual representation of what you're losing. I kept thinking about that meme of the guy looking at another girl while his girlfriend stares at him, except here, everyone's staring and you're the one who's invisible.

The drama is thick enough to choke on. Forgot to mention the groping, which is less a feature and more a constant, low level threat that hangs over every interaction. It's not a fun game. It's a stress simulator with tits. And the masturbation scenes? Pure, concentrated defeat. You're not celebrating a victory, you're just... coping. The whole thing feels like watching a car crash in slow motion, except you're in the driver's seat and the steering wheel just came off in your hands. The tavern setting is perfect, by the way. All those back rooms and late nights. It's a pressure cooker for bad decisions.

Right, so this game. Art Academy or whatever. First thing I see is this girl, brunette, massive tits barely held in by some top, and a tattoo snaking down her hip. The 3D models are... look, they're not winning awards. The animation is stiff in places, like a robot trying to be sexy, but then she does this little tease, pulling her skirt up just a bit at a party, and I forgot all about the janky fingers. The whole thing is about being some art student, making choices. I picked the most obvious "stare at her ass" option and the game just went with it, no shame. Big ass, by the way. They weren't lying in the tags.

Spent most of my time at a house party scene. You just click around, talk to people, and this one girl keeps giving you the eyes. The dialogue is whatever, but the teasing is the whole point. She'd lean over a table, and the camera just locks onto her chest. It's so unpolished it's almost funny. Like, the background characters are just standing there, dead-eyed, while this one animated brunette is putting on a whole show. There's a moment where she spills a drink on purpose, I swear, just to bend over. The 3DCG has that plastic look, but when the light hits the curves right... yeah.

Wish there was more to do with the tattoo. You see it, it's hot, and then it's just... there. A whole DLC could be about tracing that thing. The art academy premise is just a flimsy excuse, you're not learning about perspective. You're learning about how many clicks it takes to get her top off. Which is fine. That's what I was there for. The male protagonist is a total blank slate, doesn't even have a face half the time. Just a pair of hands and a viewpoint. Sometimes the sound cuts out for a second during the animated bits. Adds to the charm, I guess? Or maybe my browser is dying.

The spanking sound effect caught me off guard, not gonna lie. It's this wet slap that's way too loud in the mix compared to everything else, and it happens during a scene with the head nurse, this stacked milf type who's got you cornered in the supply closet. You're this loser tech guy who somehow lands a job fixing computers at a hospital, and the whole setup is so flimsy it's almost charming. Like, you break a machine and suddenly you're employed? Sure, whatever. The 3dcg models have that plastic sheen where the skin looks like it's been polished with furniture wax, but the big tits and big asses are rendered with this obsessive attention that I can't really fault. The nurse character's panty shots are basically a gameplay mechanic at this point.

The voyeurism stuff is where it gets weirdly specific. There's a scene where you're supposed to be fixing a monitor in the staff lounge but you can angle the camera through a doorway and watch two nurses going at it, and the game doesn't even acknowledge you're being a creep, it just lets you sit there cycling through camera angles like you're directing your own little pervy documentary. The male protagonist never speaks during these bits, just heavy breathing on the audio track that loops awkwardly. The lesbian content feels tacked on, like someone remembered they needed to check a box, but the big dildos involved are modeled with more care than the actual faces of the characters. Priorities, I guess.

The oral sex scenes have this rhythm problem where the animation loops are too short and you start noticing the same tongue motion repeating every three seconds. Handjob sequences fare better because they're simpler, less to go wrong. The exhibitionism tag comes into play during a scene where you end up naked in a hallway, and the whole thing plays out with this deadpan seriousness that made me laugh out loud. The writing can't decide if it wants to be a drama about a down on his luck guy or just an excuse to string together big cock encounters with milfs who have no business being that forward. The multiple endings thing is there but honestly after the third time the head nurse bent over a gurney I stopped caring about narrative consequences. The soundtrack is this generic smooth jazz that loops until you want to mute it, which I did.

Rebel Duet. Where do I even start. Probably with the succubus because she’s the whole reason you’re stuck in this fantasy mess. You get yanked from your boring office life, and suddenly you’re her bodyguard, sharing a house, trying not to die. The game doesn’t look polished, it’s got that rough 3DCG thing going on where sometimes the animations feel a bit stiff, but honestly I stopped caring. The voice acting caught me off guard, actually decent, makes the teasing hit different. She’ll just be there, talking, and you realize you’ve been staring at the screen way too long.

Picked the female protagonist because I wanted to see where the lesbian stuff went. It’s mostly that, with some optional bi scenes thrown in. The mind control tag isn’t just for show either. There’s this one moment early on where you’re training her, leveling up her corruption, and she gets this look. You know the one. Then she’s on her knees and it’s a pov footjob out of nowhere. I didn’t even spec for that build. The game just does things like that, drops a handjob scene or some anal training and you’re supposed to just roll with it. The humor helps, it’s not all serious dark fantasy. The protagonist starts off so pathetically weak, can barely swing a sword, and the succubus mocks you for it. But by act three you’re a spellsword and the power dynamic flips. That slow burn, man. It takes forever but the payoff when you finally dominate a fight, or a sex scene, hits harder.

I wish the inventory system was less clunky. Scrolling through items feels like a chore and I keep forgetting which potion does what. Won’t be fixed, I bet. The graphic violence surprised me too, it’s not just a porn game, there’s actual blood and stakes. The world building is what got me though. Different towns, side heroines with their own little stories, flings that don’t overstay their welcome. You can go full harem or keep it romantic, poly, whatever. The game doesn’t judge. Just don’t expect to be a gigachad right away. You’ll be fumbling through dialogue trees and getting your ass kicked while your demon roommate laughs. And then later you’re the one laughing. Or something. I forgot where I was going with this. The soundtrack loops are stuck in my head now. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

So I'm at this convention, right, trying to organize the cosplay lineup, and someone slides me a link to Revenge's Resilience. I boot it up on my phone between wrangling a Genshin Impact group and a very intense debate about wig styling. And I'll tell you what, I forgot about the schedule completely.

The MC is just... broken. In the best way. That first scene where he's alone, the corruption tag really doing the heavy lifting, and he just goes at himself? The masturbation animation is janky as hell. The loop stutters. His face is frozen in this weird grimace. But the voice acting, or maybe the writing, it sells this desperate, hateful energy that a polished animation would have smoothed over. I watched it three times. The big tits on the first woman he manipulates, they're 3dcg but they move like they're filled with water, not silicone. I don't know why that's hotter to me, but it is. The physics are wrong and I wish they'd never fix it.

The romance path feels like a trap. You're building this connection, the vaginal sex scenes are genuinely tender in a way that clashes with the rest of the game, and then the creampie finish happens and you remember this is all a long con. His internal monologue after is brutal. I had to put my phone down and go yell at a Cloud Strife cosplayer about his shoulder armor being on the wrong side just to feel normal again. The big ass on the secondary target is a focal point, obviously, but the corruption scenes with her feel more mechanical. Like the MC is just going through the motions. Which might be the point? His fractured psyche and all that. But it makes those scenes less engaging than the solo stuff, which is weird to say.

My only real complaint, and I'm still mad about it, is that you can't skip back to specific choices. You have to replay huge chunks. I missed a dialogue option that apparently unlocks a whole different corruption branch and now I'll never see it because I don't have the patience. The game knows it's making you complicit and it doesn't care. Neither do I, I guess.