The princess trainer guy, Akabur, finally wrapping up his Disney parody thing. You know the one. It's been sitting half finished for ages and now it's got this final update that's supposed to rip your heart out or whatever. Emotional damage via Jasmine getting railed by everything with a pulse. That's the pitch.

Seven stories all mashed together. The one where she's in the slave market, that's my go to. You can just cycle through humiliation options like you're ordering off a menu. There's this weirdly specific moment with a magic mirror where you make her watch herself getting used. The reflection shows her ahegao face and you just keep clicking. I don't know man, the shop interface is clunky. Feels like Windows 95. The lactation stuff comes out of nowhere in the beastiality scene. Like one minute it's regular monster fucking and then suddenly she's spraying milk everywhere. Nobody asked for that but there it is.

The new ending tries to be profound. Heavy handed if I'm honest. One second you're spanking her with some enchanted paddle and the next it's all violins and regret. The whiplash is insane. Jasmine dominates sometimes too, there's a whole female protagonist angle where she's the one running the show. The game forgets about that for huge chunks though. The handjob mechanics are basically the same three frames recycled from his other games. Princess trainer training montage stuff. Don't expect the anal scenes to be comfortable. They aren't meant to be. The group sex bits with the monster girls feel like they were animated by someone who's never seen a person move. But that's part of the charm right. The deliberately unpolished thing. It works until it doesn't. The magic plot device is literally just there to justify whatever gross thing happens next. I respect the honesty.

It hits different when a school VN actually feels like a horny gossip thread you’d read at work while pretending to answer Slack. Diamond Memories starts like harmless slice of life, four girls, new school year, uniforms, club crap, all that safe stuff. Then slowly your choices start poking at them, like you’re peeling the cover off their brains and finding out what kind of freak is hiding inside each one. It doesn’t jump straight into hardcore, it flirts with you. Long teasing chats, small gropes in crowded halls, “accidental” boob presses on the train, that kind of thing. But once the corruption paths kick in, yeah, suddenly that innocent school corridor becomes a place where a girl with big tits is giving a quick, messy titfuck behind a vending machine while pretending she’s on a phone call with her class rep. And the game doesn’t even pretend it’s tasteful. It laughs at itself a lot, drops dumb jokes in the middle of pretty nasty scenes, like the dev is in the room going “lol you wanted this, don’t look at me.”

The multiple protagonist thing is where it goes from “oh nice porn” to “ok wait, I kinda care about this messy soap opera”. You jump POV and one moment you’re the loser watching his crush flirt with a teacher, next moment you’re literally that teacher deciding if you want to “help” her raise her grades by making her practice oral under the desk. Or you’re the girl herself, trying to stay “pure” while your horny curiosity keeps unlocking more scenes, like letting that older guy grope you on the bus just because your friend bragged about trying prostitution for “easy money”. Then later the POV shifts and you see the fallout when her boyfriend finds flirty messages on her phone, and yeah, the netorare hits hard because now you know both sides. The funniest thing is sometimes the game plays NTR like tragedy, other times it treats cheating like a meme, with stupid humor and edgy banter while someone’s getting railed by two guys of totally different skin color in a cheap love hotel. I said funniest, but actually it kind of hurts. In a good way. Mostly.

What caught me was how the erotic tension comes from tiny decisions that don’t look important at all. You choose a casual line in a chat app with one girl and ten scenes later she’s in a dark classroom after club, asking if it’s “normal” to get horny from watching interracial porn on her phone, fingers inside her panties, and you realize the path started with some dumb flirty emoji you sent. Or you tell another girl to lighten up about money and suddenly she’s doing soft prostitution “just once” with a group of guys, laughing it off while they take turns going raw in her pussy because she “forgot” the condoms. The group sex scenes get wild, but what stuck in my head is that one stupid background detail: the cheap paper cup of convenience store coffee on the bed table never moves, no matter how hard they slam into her. I kept staring at the damn cup thinking “who put that there?” and now I lowkey hate it and I’m still thinking about that cup instead of the cum on her tits. The AI-style CG sometimes looks weird, fingers a bit off, nipples sometimes too shiny, but the way the game uses those images with humor and dirty talk and POV swaps makes it feel like drunk memories stitched together, not a clean porn gallery. One route will have you lovingly kissing a girl’s thighs and making her cum just from slow masturbation guidance, next route you’re watching another girl get used like a toy by her best friend’s dad while she’s still wearing half her school uniform and laughing nervously, and the game acts like both are equally normal. It’s awkward, arousing, occasionally stupid, occasionally kind of mean, and there were at least three scenes where I just sat there, phone in hand, thinking “ok this is fucked up” while clicking to see the next line anyway.

Mike Oxmaul. Yeah, the name already tells you what kind of dumb horny energy this whole thing is on. He’s a uni kid who’s short in all the ways that hurt a guy’s ego, stuck in a campus full of walking sex symbols and thirsty weirdos, and the whole game just kind of laughs at him while also giving him way too many chances to fuck his way into trouble. On the surface it looks like a chill dating sim sandbox, you wander around, bump into people, poke your nose where it shouldn’t go, but it keeps swerving between “wholesome romance” and “oh wow this is actually kind of filthy” so fast that at some point I just stopped pretending I’d pick the pure routes. One scene you’re trying to hold a semi-normal conversation with a shy virgin classmate, next scene you’re hiding in a locker watching a milf prof get pounded and arguing with yourself if voyeurism counts as studying. It absolutely doesn’t, but Mike will call it research anyway.

What actually sells it is how every choice feels like you’re digging your own grave while laughing. Take the whole cheating and netorare side of it. It starts small, just flirty texts with someone who’s “totally single, promise”, then suddenly you’re the side guy, getting your dick sucked in a campus bathroom while her actual boyfriend is sending her wholesome goodnight messages. Then later, you stumble into a scene where she’s getting used like a toy by some bigger guy and Mike is just there, humiliated, half turned on, half destroyed. The game doesn’t break into a speech about morals, it just sits there like, “yeah, you clicked those options, buddy.” Same with the humiliation and sissification bits: one minute he’s posturing as the big man, next he’s on his knees with a collar on, getting teased by a smug futa or a cruel domme who reads him like a therapist with a strap-on. And the teasing never stops at just “handjob and done”, it loves to drag it out, edging, groping, footjobs that last way too long while he’s trying to focus on some fake “group project” nobody is actually doing. There’s this dumb but brilliant running gag where he keeps telling himself he’s not into being dominated, right after he just licked someone’s toes while they call him “good little toy”. Completely believable, honestly.

Campus life here is like porn Twitter and a bad hentai subreddit crashed into a school setting and no one cleaned up the mess. You’ve got big tit milfs leaking through their shirts, students flashing panties out of nowhere, exhibitionism that’s basically a sport, and then in the middle of that, a random furry girl trying to act like this is a normal dating sim route. Oh, and the lactation and pregnancy stuff? It creeps in slowly. First it’s just “wow, big tits, they bounce”, then there’s a titfuck scene, then some milky blowjob, and Mike’s POV camera is way too close, like the game itself is horny and can’t hold the phone steady. The group sex bits go from clumsy fantasy to full-on bukkake piles, where you’re half lost in bodies and lube and some trans/futa character is absolutely stealing the whole show. The writing will crack a joke, you laugh, and then three seconds later your dick is out again, like, how did we get from banter to anal creampie and sex toys in the ass this fast. Honestly, the only thing that annoyed me was this one looping animation I saw in like three different scenes; every time it popped up again I got irrationally angry and still didn’t skip, which kind of says a lot. It all feels messy, horny, slightly mean, sometimes unexpectedly sweet, and always just a little bit too real about how a guy who’s “coming up short” somehow keeps ending knee-deep in prostitution side gigs, interracial threesomes, and being used as a fuckable stress ball by people way more confident than him. I kept telling myself I’d go for the romance routes and then found myself watching from the closet while someone else made the girl ahegao. Perfectly terrible decisions all the way down.

The whole thing runs on rails but pretends it doesn’t, which is honestly more honest than half the “choices matter” porn games I’ve clicked through on Gamcore. You’re this guy, right, and your wife is basically a saint who doesn’t notice you staring at her friend’s ass during dinner. The friend, Lena I think, has this way of leaning over tables that feels like a personal attack. I spent way too long on one scene where you’re supposed to be helping with dishes and instead you’re just watching her hips move while she dries a plate. The animation loops are janky, the kind where a hand clips through a thigh and nobody cared enough to fix it. I respect that.

The swinging stuff doesn’t creep in slow, it just shows up like a drunk uncle at a wedding. One minute you’re texting your wife, next minute you’re in a hot tub with two other couples and someone’s foot is doing reconnaissance under the water. The ahegao faces appear during group scenes and they’re so exaggerated I laughed out loud, which I don’t think was the goal, but whatever. There’s a particular moment with double penetration where the physics just give up entirely, bodies moving like they’re underwater. It’s terrible. I watched it four times.

The MILF character, god, she’s built like a fertility statue and talks like she’s reading off a teleprompter that’s slightly too far away. Her anal scene unlocks way later than you’d expect and by then you’ve already seen everything else so it’s like getting dessert after you’ve eaten three cakes. Male domination is the default mode, no real switch options, which gets samey but also who’s playing these things for narrative range. I wish there was a gallery mode because finding specific scenes means clicking through dialogue trees that all lead to the same grunting anyway. The mobile version chugs on my phone like it’s personally offended by my browser. Still works though. Still works.

Imagine loading this up after a long day, brain half-melted, and suddenly you’re getting dragged into a “date” with D.Va that feels like someone mixed a cheesy dating sim, a porn comic and one of those horny chat logs you regret reading, but keep scrolling anyway. You start with that cute idol-gamer vibe, all neon colors and fake innocence, and before you realise, the game is already poking at you: are you going to be the sweet guy trying to charm her, or the creep who’s low-key thrilled that she can be pushed, teased, blackmailed, dragged into the mess with you. It looks harmless at first. She smiles, you pick a flirty line, maybe you focus on her gamer side, maybe you go straight to “I want to see your ass in that bodysuit” because self-control is for other people. The tone can switch really fast from romantic to filthy, and I kinda liked that whiplash.

One thing I enjoyed is how your small choices actually feel dirty. Like, you’re sitting there picking if you compliment her skills or stare at her thighs, and each click nudges her personality. Be too soft and she turns into this clingy romance route, kissing, handholding, slow teasing, lesbian curiosity when another girl appears on-screen and they start “practicing” on each other while you’re just watching like a perv. Go harsher and you end up with her on her knees, drool and mascara, taking rough oral, gagging, getting her face painted in bukkake scenes that almost feel too intimate because of the POV angle. There is a moment where you can force her into public stuff, like twisted exhibitionism in a place that is way too bright, and I actually paused for a second, then clicked anyway. Of course I did. Some branches are straight humiliation: you talk her into sending vids, then use them to corner her, pushing her into group sex while she tries to pretend she’s still in control, ahegao face and all. And then, in another branch, you’re gently rubbing her legs, playing with her feet, she blushes, gives you this shy footjob that somehow feels more embarrassing than the multiple penetration route later on. Also, whoever animated the anal scenes clearly has issues, in a good way.

The game loves fucking with you emotionally too. There’s a whole netorare angle where you think you’re the one corrupting her, then suddenly there’s this interracial gangbang route and you’re basically reduced to a background prop while she rides other guys, moaning your name sometimes, sometimes not. It stings a bit, not gonna lie, and the messed up thing is that it’s hot. One ending even has you treat her like a proper girlfriend, lots of cuddling, cute dates, phone calls, light masturbation scenes where she streams to you only, vibrator buzzing under the desk while she’s talking about ranked matches, and you’re like “ah, this is wholesome” until she shows up later covered in cum in a totally different path and you remember what kind of game this is. The writing is simple, not trying to be clever, just straight to the point with teasing, groping, toys, creampie close-ups that go on long enough you start noticing tiny details. Sometimes the pacing feels weird, like it jumps too quickly from playful flirting to choking and sexual harassment, and I wish there was one extra beat of build-up, but whatever, my hand was already busy. The point and click stuff is easy, you wander through her room, poke at random objects, trigger scenes, stumble into a foot fetish moment when you only wanted to open a drawer. I actually got stuck once because I kept replaying a specific oral scene instead of moving forward. The multiple endings are fun to chase, even when you end up as the pathetic voyeur watching her fuck somebody else. That’s kind of the charm: you’re never fully sure if you’re the protagonist or just a camera with a hard-on.

You know what I’d ban first if I ran this dystopian shithole? The tired old “rebel against the regime” plot. Seen it. Done it. Woke up in a cold sweat because I realized I’d mind controlled my own aunt into a glory hole for state secrets. This game doesn’t give a fuck about your narrative standards. It’s a corruption sandbox where the “oppressive government” is basically a background texture while you, a guy with a hypno-ray or whatever, systematically dismantle the social fabric of a town one MILF at a time.

The first thing that hits you is the deliberate lack of polish. It’s 3DCG that looks like it was rendered on a potato running a pirated copy of Poser from 2006. Characters have that dead eyed mannequin stare, which honestly makes the whole mind control thing feel less like a power fantasy and more like you’re a puppeteer with a fetish for department store dummies. I spent twenty minutes trying to get the mayor’s wife into a compromising position and the clipping. My god, the clipping. Her hand just phased through a table like a horny ghost. It’s janky as hell and I’m not even sure if the resource management part works because I was too busy figuring out the group sex triggers. You get money and resources by putting people to “work,” which is a clinical way of saying you pimp out your brainwashed harem.

And the voyeurism system. There’s a whole mechanic about not getting caught, but the tension is about as thick as wet tissue paper. I had a guard walk in on me balls deep in his wife, doing anal while she recited propaganda slogans, and he just sort of… glitched into a corner. The humiliation aspect is there, but it’s more humiliating for the game engine. The incest tag is just sort of there, a checkbox ticked without any real narrative weight, like they forgot to write dialogue for it. You can corrupt a whole family tree and they’ll just stand around in the same T-pose after a handjob. The gay content feels tacked on, a single awkward scene that’s less about passion and more about proving the tag list is comprehensive. The mind control is the whole game, a repetitive loop of zapping, fucking, and collecting your dystopian welfare check. It’s a mess. A glorious, horny, broken mess that I can’t stop picking at like a scab.

The first time you click on your stepmother’s sleeping form, the game doesn’t ask if you’re sure. It just lets your cursor hover, then click, then drag. And her nightgown shifts. Just a little. Just enough. The animation is clunky, a 3DCG puppet with plastic skin and hair that doesn’t quite move right, but something about that stillness makes it worse. Better. I don’t know.

Thief of Hearts sells itself as a heist game. You plan robberies, pick a crew, do the whole Ocean’s Eleven thing but with more incest. The actual crime mechanics are barely there, a series of binary choices wrapped in text boxes. What you’re really stealing are glances. Moments. Your character lurks in doorways while his mother showers, the camera angled through a crack in the doorframe. You watch your classmate change after gym class, her bra strap leaving red marks on her shoulders. The voyeurism isn’t a side activity. It’s the whole point. The robberies are just something to do between these long, quiet stretches of watching.

There’s a scene in the school library where you can choose to help a girl reach a book on a high shelf. If you do, the camera locks onto her ass as she stretches. If you don’t, she struggles for a while and then leaves. That’s it. That’s the choice. The game is full of these moments, these tiny perversions that don’t lead anywhere except deeper into your own head. The group sex scenes unlock later, all tangled limbs and repetitive moans, but they feel almost clinical compared to the slow burn of the earlier groping sequences. The milf character, your stepmother, has these dead eyes that follow you across the room. I spent twenty minutes just circling her, testing the sightlines. She never blinks.

The corruption path is weirdly moralistic. You can be a “charming rogue” or give in to darker impulses, but the game judges you either way. I picked the charming options and still ended up jerking off in a closet while my stepsister did her homework in the next room. The handjob animations are stiff, the vaginal sex scenes clip through furniture, and the oral sex sounds like someone eating soup. But I kept playing. Not because it was good, but because it knew exactly what I was doing and refused to look away. Neither did I.

A thief takes what isn’t his. That’s the metaphor, I guess. The game hammers it home with every stolen touch, every quiet moment of trespass. By the end, I wasn’t sure if I was the one playing or the one being played. The final heist involves stealing a painting called “The Heart,” which is so on the nose it wraps back around to honest. I failed the mission on purpose just to see what would happen. The game let me. It always lets you.

You know what nobody talks about with Thief of Hearts? The inventory screen. Not the heists, not the planning board with its little string connections like some conspiracy theorist's wet dream. The inventory screen where you can examine stolen items and the protagonist just... holds them. Turns them over in his hands. There's this one jade figurine from the museum job, and the way the 3DCG lighting catches the curves, the weight of it in his palm. I spent maybe fifteen minutes just rotating that thing while the city skyline sat frozen outside the safehouse window. Completely pointless. Loved it.

The actual thieving is whatever. You pick locks, you sneak past guards, the usual. But the game knows why you're really here. It's that school setting that somehow morphs into these elaborate criminal operations, and the women. God, the women. There's this MILF character, your fence or handler or something, who does this thing where she "inspects" the goods you bring back. Leans over the table, big tits practically spilling onto the stolen diamonds, and the animation when she reaches past you. Slow. Deliberate. The teasing is so drawn out I started questioning my own life choices. And then there's the group sex scene after the casino heist. You, two of your crew members, and somehow your landlady shows up? The logistics make zero sense but the vaginal sex animation has this weight to it, bodies actually colliding instead of just clipping through each other like in lesser games.

The voyeurism mechanics are where things get properly unhinged. You can spy on basically everyone. Your sister in the shower. The neighbor changing. There's this whole incest subplot that the game never really acknowledges with any gravity, it's just... there. Like finding a used tissue in a library book. The stripping sequences are animated with way more care than the actual robbery gameplay, which tells you everything about priorities. The groping during the school segments feels mechanical after a while, press X to cop a feel, but then the handjob scene in the principal's office happens and suddenly the male protagonist's hands are trembling and there's this close-up on his face that's genuinely affecting. Contradicts the whole power fantasy thing. Makes you feel like a creep instead of a master thief.

The big ass physics deserve their own paragraph but I won't. Just know they're excessive. The masturbation scenes are oddly tender for a game about stealing things. And somewhere around the third heist I realized I'd stopped caring about the score entirely and was just trying to unlock more of the animated oral sex sequences. The game knows. It always knows.

The Void Club hands you a clipboard and a bunch of horny interdimensional refugees and says figure it out. That's the whole vibe. You're the new manager, some cosmic pimp called the Master drags in babes from busted universes, and you gotta make the club profitable while sampling the merchandise. The first thing that hits you is the art. It's deliberately rough, like someone splattered CG renders onto a canvas and didn't bother cleaning the edges. A monster girl with tits the size of her torso stands in the corner, her animation looping with this janky, hypnotic rhythm. You can almost see the pixels arguing.

The management part is where my brain short-circuits. You're supposed to balance the books, assign girls to... tasks, I guess? But then you click on the milf with the cosmic backstory and suddenly you're in a scene where she's bent over the bar, and the creampie physics are more detailed than the club's profit margins. The sandbox structure means you can just ignore the spreadsheet hell and spend an hour groping slime girls in the back room. There's a sleep sex mechanic that feels like it was coded by someone who really, really wanted to see if they could get away with it. You can. The Master brings back a new toy from a mission, you punch in a code from some other game, and now there's a tentacle thing in the VIP lounge. Why is the code system even a thing? It's like a scavenger hunt for degenerates.

The oral sex animations have this wet, sloppy sound design that's way too good for a game that otherwise looks like a Flash project from 2006. I spent twenty minutes in a group scene with three monster girls, and the camera kept clipping through a wall, showing me the void outside the Void Club. Meta. The teasing interactions are basically just clicking on body parts until the girl's arousal meter fills, but the voice lines, if you can call them that, are these garbled moans that loop awkwardly. One of the slaves has a dialogue box that just says "..." and then the scene triggers anyway. Masterful storytelling. The prostitution management tab is broken, I think. Or maybe I'm just bad at pimping. Either way, the club's finances are a disaster, but the Master hasn't fired me yet, so I'll keep stress-testing the creampie animations on the new catgirl. She doesn't seem to mind.