This one feels like watching some horny fan rewrite a “wholesome college romance” show into a breeding marathon, then forgetting to edit half of it, in a good and ugly way at same time. The whole thing circles around Rebecca, this slightly bitchy brunette cheerleader who thinks she’s just doing a porn shoot for her OnlyFans or some fake PornHub “audition,” and the MC who is so obsessed with becoming a dad that it stops being cute pretty fast and turns into “ok dude, chill, we got it, you wanna dump a baby in her.” He talks about his cum like a gardener talking about tomato seeds, and I actually laughed because it sounds like bad fanfic where the writer gets way too proud of their own metaphor. But then you get a scene where you’re lining up the shot inside her, watching her stomach tense and her mascara smear, and the stupid tomato seed line suddenly hits kinda hard because the gameplay literally makes you care if it “sticks” or not. Fanfic brain meets pregnancy fetish, zero shame.

Gameplay is simple, but not dead-boring. You bounce between quick shooting sections and these dialog choices that feel like those old flash VN knockoffs, except here your “aim” isn’t just with the gun. There’s a cheap arcade vibe to the gun parts, where you clear a tiny stage, earn enough points, and that decides how rough or soft the porn scene will play out. It’s goofy, but I had this one run where I barely sc*** by, missed half my shots, and ended up in a scene where Rebecca is annoyed, chewing gum, rolling her eyes while you still push for a creampie. It felt like bad behind-the-scenes footage from xHamster where the actress is tired but the producer is like “one more take.” That small mood change hit way harder than it had any right to. I kinda wish there was more of that, more emotional flip depending on how you “perform,” but the game keeps snapping back to “I will fill you and you will be my perfect pregnant whore” like it’s scared to be too interesting. TikTok attention span design, I guess.

What surprised me is the customization. Not deep like Skyrim mod loadout, but enough to scratch that fanfic “my canon, my rules” itch. You slide her body type, tweak hair, tan, a bit of face, even small stuff like nail color, then drop her back into this same porn studio script. It feels like you’re writing different AUs of the same smutty chapter, just with a different Rebecca every time. One run she’s a petite shy cheerleader, next run she looks like a thick MILF who somehow is still in college, and nobody in the story reacts, like the universe just shrugs and lets you have your kink. The pregnancy angle is not subtle at all: you literally stare at fertility stats, time your “shots,” watch the UI hint that her womb is finally “ready,” then there’s a whole little victory beat when the game decides yes, the seed took. It’s kind of gross. And hot. And then kind of gross again when the dialog tries to get romantic but still calls her a cum dumpster in the same line. Also, tiny thing, the text sometimes skips too fast if you tap by habit on mobile Chrome, which annoyed the hell out of me, because I missed a really filthy line about how her cheer outfit doesn’t fit anymore and couldn’t replay it without grinding that dumb shooting stage again. I’m still mad about that and I won’t elaborate.

It’s strange how this one tries to pretend it’s a parody while actually getting way too sincere halfway through. You start thinking it’s just cheap fanservice - Mavis smirking in that hotel corridor, Katara leaning against the pool edge - but then, out of nowhere, the dialogues start sounding like somebody’s diary. My English isn’t perfect, but even I can tell when a line hits too real. The Ren’Py interface is fine, though I got stuck trying to adjust the text speed; the button hides behind a translucent menu that looks nice but messes with screen readers. I use NVDA sometimes, and it freaked out completely during the Starfire route. Accessibility zero points there, sorry. But then again, when you’re watching Raven blush and mutter something filthy under her breath, you kind of don’t care about menus anymore.

At first, I thought the 3D models looked stiff; then I noticed how the camera lingers - not on obvious parts, but the small gestures, fingers twitching, eyes half-closed, that moment before someone decides “yeah, I want this.” It’s erotic, yes, but also messy, human. And yet, sometimes, it feels like the devs wanted to prove they could make emotional porn, only to end up making emotional confusion. Kim Possible calling you “hero” right after a scene that’s absolutely not heroic? Weirdly funny. Like the game knows it’s broken and leans into it. I swear one of the background tracks loops a single moan for ten minutes - thought my browser crashed. Didn’t. Just art, apparently.

Also, can we talk about Gwen’s route? She keeps referencing tech stuff that doesn’t exist, like “I’ll hack your desire protocol,” which sounds dumb until she actually pulls off an in-game stat change mid-dialogue. That moment made me laugh so hard I forgot what I was doing. Maybe that’s the point. It’s clumsy, horny, self-aware, and frustrating all at once. There’s no polish, but there’s personality dripping from every busted transition. I hate it. I think I love it. I don’t even know anymore.

This broke-ass protagonist hits you right in the feels, honestly. Like watching your buddy crash on couches after his life implodes, except this dude's got Disney princesses throwing themselves at him. The setup feels weirdly authentic - kicked out, wallet empty, desperately job hunting in some forgotten town where everyone knows everyone's business. Then boom, suddenly he's surrounded by Elsa wanting to Netflix and chill, Jasmine ditching Aladdin for some quality time, and Belle getting real creative with those library books. The whiplash between realistic struggle and fantasy fulfillment shouldn't work but somehow does? Maybe it's because the writing doesn't pretend this makes sense, just rolls with the absurdity.

What gets me is how they handle the Disney angle without being cringe about it. These aren't just copy-paste characters with new outfits - Pocahontas has actual personality beyond the noble savage trope, Mulan's got that warrior confidence translating into bedroom dominance, and Wednesday Addams brings her signature deadpan humor to some surprisingly kinky scenarios. The visual novel format lets them flesh out personalities between the steamy scenes. Though honestly, some dialogue feels clunky when they're trying too hard to sound modern while keeping character voices recognizable. Rapunzel's dirty talk sounds like she's reading from a script sometimes, but when Ursula starts getting freaky with those tentacles... damn.

The dating sim mechanics feel tacked on rather than integrated - you're mostly clicking through conversations waiting for the good stuff. Which is fine because the good stuff delivers hard. Chel from El Dorado absolutely steals every scene she's in, and the variety keeps things interesting even if some encounters feel rushed. Princess Tiana deserves way more screen time considering how much effort went into her character development. Still scratching my head over why they included Kidagakash from Atlantis - seems random but her scenes are surprisingly hot. Game's definitely not polished but the raw enthusiasm makes up for technical shortcomings.

You’re stuck on night duty in a shitty little goblin prison camp, tired, bored, staring at torchlight and wooden fences, when this gobbo girl starts talking to you from her cage. That’s the whole vibe of the game: very small, very focused, kind of like reading a horny short story where you’re the idiot making the choices. It’s first person in the “inside your head” way, not like some twitchy shooter. You’re just standing there, listening to this green, sharp toothed, weirdly cute prisoner flirt with you, tease you, and slowly figure out what kind of guard you actually are. She doesn’t feel like a normal “monster girl” either. She’s got this mix of trashy goblin energy and weirdly sweet moments, like she’s trying to decide if she wants to fuck you, scam you, or both at the same time.

The erotic part hits harder because the whole place feels wrong. The camp is quiet, but not peaceful. You have that creepy feeling that there’s way more going on in the dark than the game tells you outright. Torches, shadows, distant noises, that sort of low-key tension. While you’re talking with her, you’re also thinking “If someone walks in on this, I’m fucked” and not in the fun way. The conversation slowly drifts from small talk to her asking questions about your body, your “meat”, your morals, making you pick if you’re a hard-ass guard or a pervert in uniform. She leans against the bars, presses herself out just enough, talks filthy in that goblin slang, and the game lets you actually decide how far you go with it. You can let her grind against you through the bars, listen to her describe what she’d do if she got her hands free, or you can do the pathetic thing and pretend you’re just “being professional” while your cock is clearly not on the same page. There’s romance in it, kind of, but in that messed up “is this affection or manipulation” way. You can feel a tiny bit of real connection under all the dirty talk, which almost makes it worse.

What I liked is that it doesn’t drag. It’s short, like one nasty little evening shift, so every choice feels heavier. You don’t spend half the game walking around, you’re just stuck at that fence, trapped in this strange, horny conversation with a monster girl who is a hundred percent smarter than your character. It really plays with that survival headspace too, not with hunger bars and shit, but survival of reputation, survival in a brutal camp where being soft gets you punished. You’re thinking “If I help her, what happens later? If I use her, what does that say about me?” Then you forget that and just think with your dick for a bit. The creepy tone creeps back in between the lewd lines, like when she laughs a little too long at something, or when she hints what goblins do to captured humans. It’s sexy, uncomfortable, funny in a dark way, and it ends before it gets boring, which in this genre is honestly rarer than a pure-hearted goblin.