You’re stuck on night duty in a shitty little goblin prison camp, tired, bored, staring at torchlight and wooden fences, when this gobbo girl starts talking to you from her cage. That’s the whole vibe of the game: very small, very focused, kind of like reading a horny short story where you’re the idiot making the choices. It’s first person in the “inside your head” way, not like some twitchy shooter. You’re just standing there, listening to this green, sharp toothed, weirdly cute prisoner flirt with you, tease you, and slowly figure out what kind of guard you actually are. She doesn’t feel like a normal “monster girl” either. She’s got this mix of trashy goblin energy and weirdly sweet moments, like she’s trying to decide if she wants to fuck you, scam you, or both at the same time.

The erotic part hits harder because the whole place feels wrong. The camp is quiet, but not peaceful. You have that creepy feeling that there’s way more going on in the dark than the game tells you outright. Torches, shadows, distant noises, that sort of low-key tension. While you’re talking with her, you’re also thinking “If someone walks in on this, I’m fucked” and not in the fun way. The conversation slowly drifts from small talk to her asking questions about your body, your “meat”, your morals, making you pick if you’re a hard-ass guard or a pervert in uniform. She leans against the bars, presses herself out just enough, talks filthy in that goblin slang, and the game lets you actually decide how far you go with it. You can let her grind against you through the bars, listen to her describe what she’d do if she got her hands free, or you can do the pathetic thing and pretend you’re just “being professional” while your cock is clearly not on the same page. There’s romance in it, kind of, but in that messed up “is this affection or manipulation” way. You can feel a tiny bit of real connection under all the dirty talk, which almost makes it worse.

What I liked is that it doesn’t drag. It’s short, like one nasty little evening shift, so every choice feels heavier. You don’t spend half the game walking around, you’re just stuck at that fence, trapped in this strange, horny conversation with a monster girl who is a hundred percent smarter than your character. It really plays with that survival headspace too, not with hunger bars and shit, but survival of reputation, survival in a brutal camp where being soft gets you punished. You’re thinking “If I help her, what happens later? If I use her, what does that say about me?” Then you forget that and just think with your dick for a bit. The creepy tone creeps back in between the lewd lines, like when she laughs a little too long at something, or when she hints what goblins do to captured humans. It’s sexy, uncomfortable, funny in a dark way, and it ends before it gets boring, which in this genre is honestly rarer than a pure-hearted goblin.

This thing is basically fanfiction that got drunk and horny and forgot what “respecting the source material” means. You’re Fafnir, yeah, that grumpy dragon nerd, but here he’s not just hoarding games. He’s hoarding control. You’re poking into the bodies and minds of the girls from Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid and then some extras from other shows too, like someone left the multiverse door open and you just wandered in with a curse book. The vibe is: visual novel, click through scenes, pick a line, watch the girls slowly stop being themselves and start being exactly what your pervy little dragon brain wants. It uses AI CG so sometimes a shot looks almost too pretty and then you notice a weird finger or strange angle and your brain goes “huh” for half a second before going right back to staring at thighs. It’s messy, but in a way that kinda fits a curse story. Nothing here feels gentle. You’re not romancing, you’re breaking people down and repainting them inside their own heads, and if that sounds fucked up… yeah, it is. The game knows it, and it doesn’t really care.

The mind control stuff is not subtle at all. You curse, you tweak, you watch them crack. Tohru trying to stay loyal to Kobayashi while your influence slides into her thoughts is lowkey the best part. She’s smiling, saying her normal cute maid lines, but the text starts sneaking in things like her clenching her thighs or her hands hovering too long on places she shouldn’t touch. She tells herself she’s doing it for Kobayashi, serving her better, but it’s obvious she’s being rewired into your perfect toy. There’s a scene where you push her to “practice” seduction so she can surprise Kobayashi later, but every choice is actually making her more addicted to your magic and less able to say no. It’s twisted and horny and kind of pathetic, in a good way. Then you jump over to Kanna and the tone whiplash hits. She’s smaller, cuter, and the game leans hard into teasing and “innocent” obedience that is absolutely not innocent. She starts out pouting and stubborn, and after some curse adjustments she’s just quietly doing what you say, blushing and asking if she was “a good girl” while you mess with her body like you’re tuning a character in a creator app. I honestly spend too long just staring at how the lighting hits her legs in one CG and got annoyed because there’s this tiny artifact on her knee I couldn’t unsee. Still clicked through, obviously. Then you’ve got stuff with Power randomly showing up like someone mashed Chainsaw Man into the wrong folder, and instead of fixing it the dev just rolled with it. She’s loud, rude, and super easy to corrupt, which fits weirdly well. She hates being told what to do, so naturally the curse turns her into the kind of girl who begs to be ordered around, and by the time she’s grinding on a chair because you told her she can’t touch herself yet, she’s basically a dog chasing its own tail.

The best part is when the game pretends it’s about romance for a few lines. Fafnir suddenly gets almost poetic with Makoto Takiya, talking about “human attachment” while he’s literally using curse magic to make the girls obsess over him. It reads like those cringy Discord DMs where someone tries to sound deep before sending a dick pic. There’s also a running thing with sexual harassment that is just treated as normal here. You tell them to “act more friendly” and the next scene they’re rubbing against you in public, clothes riding up, people around kind of existing but not really mattering. The choices are often like: “push her further,” “push her even further,” or “pretend to be gentle while pushing her further anyway.” No moral out. Not even pretending. The parody angle is strong in how it pulls characters from everywhere and shoves them in the same cursed sandbox, but it never slows down to explain the lore properly, which I kinda liked. It feels like browsing a bunch of horny Twitter fanart threads at once, except here you get to decide exactly how broken their minds end up. And sometimes the CG glitches a bit or the proportions look a bit off, but that almost makes it feel more like some forbidden game you shouldn’t be playing, instead of polished merch. I tried screenshotting a scene with Tohru kneeling, looking up, her eyes half-gone from the spell, and my capture app lagged right at the good frame. Still mad about that.

Celica looks like one of those anime mages that would normally be a side character, but here she just owns the whole place and also somehow loses her clothes every five minutes. Town of Magic feels like someone mashed together a comfy little fantasy RPG and a horny fever dream, then forgot to add any shame. You wander around this cute pixel town, click on random stuff, poke your nose in places you probably shouldn’t, and the game basically answers: “oh, you wanted horny?” every second screen. It starts fairly soft, just teasing, some groping here and there, but the moment a slime girl or tentacle monster gets involved, things escalate so fast it’s almost funny. Half the time I was like “ok, this is too much” while also clicking the next scene instantly.

The mix of point & click wandering and turn-based fights is weird in a nice way. You’re chatting with girls at the inn, flirting with some suspiciously friendly witch, then suddenly you’re in a struggle where every failed move means Celica’s outfit gets shredded a bit more. It’s not just a simple game over either. Enemies grab her, pin her, clothes rip, the living outfit sometimes joins the fun instead of helping, and if you fuck up, you end up possessed or wrapped in things that have way too many tentacles. That combat struggle stuff is where the game actually feels kinkier than it has any right to, because it gives you this slow “oh shit, I’m losing control” vibe instead of just jump cutting to porn. One time I misclicked during a slime fight on my phone while half distracted with Spotify and suddenly Celica is swallowed from the waist down and the only thought in my head was “ok, this is absolutely someone’s favorite thing ever.” And then I replayed it on purpose, so, yeah.

The funniest part is how the town itself pretends everything is normal. You’re this female mage, constantly molested by monsters, half naked, maybe half possessed by some horny entity, and the NPC girls are still like “oh hey, wanna check the forest today?” as if tentacles aren’t a scheduled weather event. The yuri angle is all over the place, too. A lot of scenes are just girls with girls, or monsters that clearly “count as girls for the plot,” if you know what I mean. Some of the best bits are when another girl ends up tangled together with Celica, both of them getting pushed around by living clothes or slimy things, and you’re just sitting there thinking “ok, I did not plan for this combo, but I’m not complaining.” At the same time, yeah, sometimes events are too cryptic, like “walk here on this weird timing or no sexy scene for you,” and I caught myself alt-tabbing to Discord and grumbling while trying again. But when it actually clicks and you trigger a long animated scene where Celica is half fighting, half giving in, with her outfit slowly betraying her, it hits that very specific fantasy of being the cute mage who went out to grind XP and ended up getting thoroughly “grinded” instead. The game is rough in spots, like someone kept adding more and more kinks instead of polishing the old ones, yet that’s exactly why it feels kind of personal and stupidly charming. It’s messy, horny, lesbian as hell, full of monsters that want to grope you into submission, and the clothes are absolutely not on your side.

Nothing feels more cursed and perfect than loading this thing up and realizing your horny teenage cartoon crush brain never actually grew up. One second you scroll TikTok, next second you’re in a hotel room trying to remember how to flirt in English with a girl who looks suspiciously like Kim Possible but with way less clothing and way more bedroom eyes. The whole vibe is like someone mashed together those old Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon shows in Blender, spilled some porn on the keyboard, and went “yeah, this is good enough.” And somehow it really is. You start as this pretty basic male protagonist, nothing special, just a stand in for your own confused soul, and you get thrown into a world where Katara is blushing and playing shy, Raven looks like she wants to hex you and sit on your face at the same time, and Starfire is smiling like she doesn’t fully understand human boundaries but is super excited to learn on your lap. Every route kind of feels like a fanfic you found on AO3 at the wrong age and never recovered from, except now you actually get to pick the choices instead of just scrolling with one sticky hand and pretending you’re reading for the plot.

Ren’Py stuff always has a certain clunky charm and this one leans into it hard. Text pops up, you click, suddenly Katara is pressing herself against you and the camera is just a little bit too close on her tits, like the dev moved it by hand and said “yeah whatever, that’s good.” Sometimes the English on the choices feels like it’s in the same level as my own, like “Say something romantic” and then your character just blurts out some weird cheesy line that would get you blocked on Instagram, but here it somehow works and she actually smiles. Dialog swings between kind of sweet romance and absolutely filthy trash talk in like two screens. One minute Gwen is shyly telling you she never did this before, next minute she is riding you with this ridiculous anime moaning that would get you kicked out of Discord if you left your mic on. The 3D character models look exactly like those Koikatsu screenshots you see in horny subreddits, slightly plastic skin, huge eyes, weirdly perfect hair, but when Raven slowly undresses and her bra clips a little through her arm, you don’t care at all. You’re just there going “yeah, that’s her, that’s my gloomy cartoon goth wife from TV, finally doing what my 13 year old brain wanted.”

It’s kind of funny how you start trying to “roleplay” a gentleman and five minutes later you click every horny option possible. Like you promise yourself you’ll go slow with Mavis, be cute and respectful, but the game throws this scene where she leans in, fangs barely showing, and whispers something about wanting to taste more than blood, and your fingers betray you immediately. Some routes pretend to be romance and then quickly turn full-on porn; some pretend to be porn and accidentally stumble into feelings. Starfire calling you “boyfriend” after you just railed her on a couch that looks like it came from The Sims really hits different. I kept getting distracted by tiny stuff, like how the hotel backgrounds look slightly too clean, like nobody ever actually slept or fucked there before you, and it annoyed me every time, then I’d forget because suddenly Kim is in a tight dress she clearly can’t breathe in and the only sensible thing to do is help her “take it off.” The pacing is all over the place, sometimes you click through five lines of small talk, then bam, titjob, no warning. Choices actually matter sometimes, sometimes they absolutely don’t, and you only realize after a second playthrough because you were too busy watching Katara’s hips grinding in that weird perfect loop. Whole thing feels like a horny fever dream made by people who loved the same cartoons you did, and maybe had a bit too much free time and access to Koikatsu. I kept telling myself “one more scene and I close it” and then Raven showed up again with that smug little smirk and yeah. Self control gone.