This one feels like someone grabbed a bunch of messed up fairy tales from an old Tumblr archive, poured too much horny into them, then stitched them together with tape and spite. You jump from one little “chapter” to another, each about a different princess or monster girl, and it never quite behaves the same way twice. Sometimes you’re clicking through choices like a horny gremlin, sometimes you’re stuck on one screen just staring at a princess in chains while deciding if you go full bastard or pretend to be a gentleman for three lines before ruining everything again. It has that cheap 2D CG look that somehow fits perfectly, like fanart that escaped from DeviantArt and learned how to talk dirty.

The Disney parody angle is not subtle at all. One moment you’re in a desert palace with a very not-licensed princess in transparent harem pants, the next you’re watching her milk drip through the fabric because some “blessing” of a magic artifact turned her into a walking cow fantasy. There’s actual choices around that too: keep her as a humiliated slave, drag her to the shop to buy toys and chains, or pretend to “free” her and then chain her to the bed anyway when she tries to run. When the genie shows up, he’s not doing three wishes, he’s doing “how much anal, how much oral, and which hole gets the creampie first.” It sounds crude but the writing has this weird emotional whiplash. You get moments where she spits insults, calls you a monster, you spank her until she does that stupid ahegao face, tongue out, drool, and then three clicks later she’s asking why you didn’t kiss her after you fucked her. Absolutely romantic. Totally normal.

Then there’s the monster girls and the more… questionable stuff. The game does not care about comfort zones. There is ***, humiliation, bestial stuff, that feeling of “oh shit, I should not be aroused by this, and yet here we are.” A lamia coils around your guy, squeezes until he can’t breathe, then uses him like a living dildo. A corrupted princess rides a centaur while you watch and jerk off like some pathetic court wizard who lost control of his own spell. At some point I spent like five minutes just trying to click the right option so I could see the lactation scene loop again, because the way her breasts bounce when the magic spell forces her to squirt on command is genuinely hot in this stupid, low-budget way. And then, in another branch, that same girl is surrounded by a group of guards, getting used one after another, cum dripping out of every hole, and she still has that princess pride in her face like she’s trying not to break while you decide if you go for a handjob ending or shove toys into her until she cracks.

What I like is how inconsistent it all feels, in a good way and also in a “who wrote this at 4 in the morning on Red Bull” way. Some scenes are pure male domination power trip, where you drag a chained girl by the collar, make her lick your boots, force oral until her eyes roll up. Then suddenly you hit a route where a demoness sits on your chest, slaps your face, makes you cum with just her feet and your own hand, and laughs at you for being her little toy. There is one bit I keep thinking about: that stupid little shop screen where you buy a cheap-looking vibrator, take it back to the dungeon, and the scene changes only by this tiny drawn toy in her hand, but the dialogue completely flips her personality. She goes from sobbing *** victim to desperate, horny mess begging you to push it deeper while your character mocks her for loving it. The game pretends to be a light parody, but some of these stories end like a punch in the gut, with the girl broken, collared, used by monsters and men, covered in cum, and you get this short line of text hinting that, in another path, she could have escaped with a girlfriend instead, living a quiet lesbian fantasy far from the palace. You will probably ignore that and reload for the anal gangbang anyway.

This thing feels like someone tried to mix a messy romance novel with porn from xVideos and then just let it rot in their phone for a year before uploading it. In a good way. You play as a dude who keeps telling himself he’s a “good guy” while his dick is literally ruining every relationship around him. Half the time you’re trying to be sweet and romantic, sending nice messages and pretending to care about people’s feelings, and then ten minutes later you’re balls deep in a married woman on a hotel bed, watching her ahegao face in some awkward close up that looks way too real for comfort. The game actually leans hard into that cheating and swinging stuff, like “normal” relationships are almost background noise. There’s always some line to cross, some husband who thinks everything is under control, some wife who swears this is “only curiosity” while she begs for anal and her voice texts are still open in the corner of the screen.

The mobile side of it matters more than I expected. I was playing on my phone in the bathroom at work, WhatsApp popping up at the same time the in‑game chat was buzzing, and I legit almost answered the wrong woman. There’s a lot of scenes that feel like modern texting: late night horny messages, blurry selfies, the “I shouldn’t be doing this, but…” kind of energy. You move from scene to scene like you’re scrolling a feed, and the 3D characters look just a bit too polished for how dirty the situations get. One milf in particular, she has that slightly tired face, small wrinkles around the mouth, perfect thick ass, and the game just keeps throwing her back at you in new outfits until you finally stop pretending you’re not going to fuck her. There’s a great moment where you’re at some “respectable” gathering that quietly turns into a soft swinging scenario. First you’re just being polite, then you’re grabbing another guy’s wife by the hips while your own date is getting double penetrated on the couch behind you, her makeup completely ruined, tongue out, eyes rolled. No one even calls it an orgy, it just escalates like it was always supposed to end there. The weird part is, sometimes it tries to be emotional in the middle of all that. You make a choice that hurts someone who actually cared, and right after that the game throws a group sex scene at you that feels a little too empty, like it wants you to feel how the MC is just using people now. Or maybe I’m just overthinking porn again. Whatever. The sex hits hard, the kissing actually looks good, and the story keeps pretending it’s about “boundaries” while everyone in it keeps breaking them in the most explicit way possible.

A broke guy landing in Peachy Sands Bay and somehow every swimsuit in town is three sizes too small, that’s basically the vibe here. It feels a bit like someone took those “wish you were here” beach postcards, spilled horny all over them, and then drew in huge tits and bubble asses on top. You click around the little resort town, talk to the four girls, pretend to care about “getting a better life” while actually just trying to unlock the next scene where she wraps her lips around you. The game doesn’t even hide that. One second you’re doing some simple fetch thing, next second she’s on her knees, bikini straps half hanging, drool on your cock, boobs bouncing like they’re arguing with gravity. And the drawings are that hand-made, kinda imperfect style, which is strangely hot because every curve feels like it was drawn slowly on purpose. Not that cheap AI look that shows up all over Twitter now. You see the tiny pen strokes around her areola and go, ah shit, someone stared at this nipple for a long time.

The sandbox thing is funny here. It’s not some giant open world, more like a small sandcastle you keep kicking over until all the secrets pop out. You wander the beach, the bar, the rooms, check your phone like a creep, click on stuff that doesn’t even matter, and suddenly boom, a new animation with the “shy virgin” girl letting you slip it in for the first time, legs shaking, sand still stuck on her thigh. She whimpers that she’s never done this and then rides you like she’s been binge-watching porn on Pornhub for years, so yeah, story logic is a suggestion at best. One of the older ladies, clearly the milf of this little paradise, has that one scene where she’s leaning on the balcony rail in her swimsuit, pretending to show you the view, and instead you’re palming her ass cheeks, big and soft, fingers digging in while she pretends to be offended but spreads her legs a bit more. Then later she’s smirking with your cock pushed between her tits, oil glistening, her hands squeezing them around you, tongue right at the tip. The animation loops are short but they feel tight, with little details like toes curling in a footjob, or her eyes rolling slightly when you push into her ass for the first time. I kept pausing just to stare at dumb things like how her bikini tan lines are drawn, while completely ignoring that one of the girls has the same facial expression in like half her scenes and it lowkey bugged me, but I still replayed them anyway.

It’s one of those games where you end up obsessing over tiny triggers. Talk to her at the bar at the “wrong” time and you just get small talk, come back when the sky is a bit darker and suddenly she’s guiding your hand under her bikini top, telling you not to look around, like anyone cares. You click her thigh, not her face, and now you’re getting a groping scene that leads into a sloppy blowjob behind some changing room, with her knees getting sandy. There’s anal, of course, because this kind of game always sneaks it in somewhere, and when you finally unlock that scene it feels more like you cracked a safe than seduced someone. She bites her lip, complains it’s too big, then backs onto you anyway until her ass swallows you completely. It’s messy, wrong, super hot. The virgin girl letting you cum inside for the “first” time, the beach hottie wrapping her feet around your shaft like she’s done it a thousand times, the older woman guiding you with that slow, patient handjob while telling you you’re “tense” from all the studying you’re not doing anymore. By the time I unlocked the last animation, I wasn’t even clicking for plot, just scanning the screen for anything that might lead to the next way to stick it in someone in a swimsuit. The game pretends to be about a loser chasing a better life; it’s actually about you treating a sunny beach town like your own personal porn playlist, one point and click at a time.

Imagine a horny trivia night where every question you answer wrong sends you into a different timeline and every “bonus round” is actually someone riding your dick or your face. That’s kind of how this game feels. One moment you’re this broke nobody in modern time, jerking off at home and trying not to think about how useless you are, then suddenly some crazy AI thing wants to delete the whole universe and now you’re time skipping between a medieval kingdom, a neon sci‑fi hellscape and your pretty normal city, collecting tits, trouble and trauma like Pokémon. Except these Pokémon sit on your face, call you “pet” and make you pay their rent by turning your stats and their holes into profit. The story pretends you’re the chosen one, but you always feel more like the idiot who just happened to be standing closest to the big red button labeled “world ending bullshit, press here.” Somehow that works.

What actually hooked me was how the horny stuff and the “ok I need to actually think” stuff are tangled together. You wanna rail the witch with the huge ass in the medieval castle? Great, but she wants proof you can survive the dungeon first, so off you go, bumbling through corridors, managing your health, trying not to get clapped by monster girls who look like they crawled out of someone’s very specific tags list. One of them literally had you on your knees with her foot on your chest, toes stroking your cock while she messes with your head, whispering that you’re just a toy in her dungeon. It’s half combat encounter, half humiliation fetish and you kind of forget which part you’re supposed to be “winning.” Then in the future era you’re managing a brothel like it’s a fucked up version of Football Manager. You set shifts, choose which girl teases which client, worry about corruption levels, unlock new services, suddenly realize you’ve min-maxed your way into running a time traveling prostitution empire. There’s even that awkward first time thing with one of the virgins in the school arc, where the game doesn’t shy away from it being clumsy and weird before it gets hot. She’s jerking you off badly at first, nervous as hell, then after a few scenes she’s got your cock between her tits, tongue on the tip, making that stupid ahegao face and you’re like “ok, yeah, character development.” And all the while this AI VOID thing is in the background, like a DM who keeps reminding you that the universe is dying while you’re busy getting a sloppy blowjob behind a tavern. Honestly, I came for the big tits and stayed because I was lowkey panicking about breaking the timeline while creampie-ing a princess in public in front of half the city. And yeah, that sentence makes sense if you’ve played it.