Crossing Cups: Boob Test feels like one of those stupid little games you open “just to see what it is” and then suddenly you’re squinting at your screen, trying to remember where the ball went while a half-naked girl is grinding her tits up and down in your face. It’s the classic cup-and-ball thing, yeah, but here the real fight is against your own horny brain. You swear you’re going to track the right cup, then she leans forward, tits bouncing all over and your eyes just forget physics and go straight for the cleavage. Then you click the wrong cup and feel actually offended at yourself, like “how the hell did I miss that, it was the middle one, idiot.” It’s funny, because the “test” part is kind of real: your memory versus your libido, and libido keeps winning like 80% of the time.

The models are real girls, not that plastic videogame stuff, and that makes a big difference. Little things like skin folds when they bend, or that tiny shake when they laugh, it feels like a cam site but with a dumb minigame glued on top. One chick with huge boobs wears this tight top that looks like it’s one deep breath away from exploding, and whenever the cups move fast, she starts shaking in sync. Of course that’s the exact moment you need to concentrate. I had a situation where I was 100% sure the ball stayed left, I even paused my Spotify to focus, then she did this slow, teasing bounce, nipples almost slipping out, and I just... clicked center. Wrong. Again. I actually said “fuck you” out loud to my monitor, then immediately clicked “retry” like a clown. And the game laughs at you without laughing, because the whole thing is obviously built to make you fail, while you’re pretending you’re here to “test your attention” instead of staring at big tits. By the way, the sound is weirdly addictive, I caught myself humming that little shuffle noise at work and then had to pray nobody asks what it’s from.

It’s short, yeah, but it has that “one more try” curse. The humor is not in your face with long jokes, it’s more like the whole idea is a joke: you, a grown person, trying to follow a ball you literally can’t see because your eyes are glued to the crossing boobs. Sometimes the cups move in a really simple pattern and you still fail, just because the girl decides to bounce extra hard that round and your brain turns into soft pudding. There’s this one round where she leans over the cups so much her tits are almost covering them, and it genuinely pissed me off how hot it was, because I knew I was getting baited and still stared. Also, at one point I noticed a weird little clipping on her top on the left side and then couldn’t unsee it for the rest of the session, but that’s maybe just my brain being broken from too much Photoshop and TikTok edits. You know when you open a “quick porn game” in another tab while Chrome is already choking from too many pornhub windows and Discord and whatever, and everything starts lagging just when the cups speed up? Yeah, that happened, and of course I blamed the lag, not the bouncing boobs, even though we both know what really made me lose the ball. Anyway, this thing is dumb, horny, annoying, funny, incredibly distracting and somehow I kept saying “last round” and clicking again.

Lara is already a walking fetish for half the internet, so seeing her dropped into this tiny horny forest scenario actually felt weirdly on-brand. She’s not raiding temples here, she’s just tired, lost between some samey trees, and you show up as exactly the kind of guy who would have an entire folder of her on his phone. The setup is dirt simple: she’s stranded, you’re the creepy fan who’s been stalking her route, and somewhere in your pocket is the magic code that calls in a helicopter. No big tomb puzzle, no ancient artifact, just one very modern trade: if she wants out, she has to make it worth your while. It’s all focused on that one dirty little power imbalance. She’s the famous adventurer with big tits and tight shorts, you’re the nobody with signal on his phone. The game leans into that hard, like fanfiction that escaped a DeviantArt page and accidentally learned how to be interactive.

What I liked is how direct it is. No fake morality, no “are we the bad guys?” monologue, just clear horny logic: she’s exhausted, she’s desperate, and you have leverage. The forest background barely changes, but it kind of helps. Feels like you both slipped out of the real Tomb Raider story into the sleazy hidden route you’d never see on Steam. The core scenes hit all the expected Lara fantasies: her big boobs framed in that tight top, that ass bending over when she’s “checking the map,” that moment where she stops arguing and her face changes from annoyed to calculating. You get a couple of choices that change how rough or cocky you act, but it never goes full branching route. It’s more like you’re nudging the vibe of one scene instead of choosing a whole storyline. There was a moment where she’s on her knees, mud on her legs, hair messed up from running through the jungle, and the game lets you pause just a bit longer than feels comfortable. That one beat, where she’s waiting for your answer, kind of sold the whole thing to me. And yeah, the tits look great, big and soft and a bit exaggerated, like someone drew them from memory using one hand.

I do wish they did something slightly smarter with the “password” idea. They set it up like there could be a twist, or maybe a fake-out where you never had the code at all, but no, it’s just your horny ticket out. At the same time, that dumb simplicity is part of the charm. It feels like one of those old browser games you found by accident in an Internet Explorer window behind a minimized homework tab, where nobody cared about deep systems, they just wanted to see Lara kneel and suck cock. The pacing is strange in a good way: it rushes you through the setup, then suddenly lingers on the blowjob, then speeds through the ending like it just remembered you probably need to clear your history. I played it on Chrome, alt-tabbing between this and Telegram, and every time a notification popped up right as Lara went down on me, I thought: yeah, this is exactly the level of shame this game is built for. There’s a small issue with how the text sometimes overlaps her chest and makes it harder to, you know, properly enjoy the view, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I just kept going and never actually tried to fix it. In the end, you punch in the code, the chopper gets called, and she’s there with that “am I really doing this for a ride?” look on her face while you use her one more time like she’s just another dirty secret between the trees. It’s trashy, rushed, kinda janky, way too horny for how short it is, and it feels exactly like something a sweaty Lara fan would hack together after binging porn on their lunch break.

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Rangiku fans are gonna know exactly what kind of ride this is the moment her dumb smug face shows up, but this thing still managed to surprise me a bit. It’s not some “romantic corruption” or slow-burn seduction crap, it just throws her straight into a bad situation with that arrancar freak already in control of everything. No warmup, barely any story, just her tied up, tits out, and him using her like she’s already his property. Works pretty well if you’re in that mood where you don’t care about plot and just wanna see a familiar anime girl get completely broken in. The model they use for her actually sells the whole helpless but still proud vibe. She glares, she groans, she bites her lip, then the next second she’s moaning like she lost the will to resist somewhere along the way. Face animations are doing most of the work here, her eyes especially. When they roll a bit upward during penetration, it feels dirty in the right way.

What really hits is how they play with her body while the penetration just keeps going in the background, like it’s routine for the arrancar and you’re just the one deciding how to humiliate her more. That damn feather is stupid and hot at the same time. You run it across her boobs, around her nipples, down her belly, and she twitches and tries to hold it in. You can see the moment she snaps and starts panting harder, like her own body is betraying her. Then there are the “boosts” you inject into her, which crank her sensitivity through the roof. You poke her, she jolts. You tease her nipple, she gasps. Meanwhile, that hollow bastard behind her is just pounding away, like he’s bored and wants you to finish the job for him. I kinda hate that the sound of his thrusts is a bit too soft, though. It should be meatier. It just bugs me for no good reason and I keep waiting for it to change, and it never does.

Eventually you end up in that classic VN veteran moment: staring at your screen, one hand on the mouse, thinking “yeah ok I’ve seen every combination of this, what else you got?” Then you accidentally swap to a different angle and her expression hits different, like she’s on the edge of passing out but still getting forced through another climax. Creampie feels especially nasty here, in a good way, because the game makes her body twitch and lock up right when she’s filled, like it finally pushed her over that line. Chest finishing is there too of course, those massive tits basically exist for that, though honestly it almost feels too clean compared to the pussy shots. The whole thing is very porn-brain, zero subtlety, which I kind of respect. It pretends to be about “torture” but it’s really just about dragging out the moment until she’s a drooling, broken mess, then letting you decide where the cum lands. And yeah, I’ll complain, I wanted more variety, but I already know it’s never getting added, so I just keep replaying the same damn scenes anyway like some old perv stuck in his habits.