You drop into this thing as some rando mutant with a grab bag of superpowers and zero self-control, and the game basically asks, “ok, which X-babe are you corrupting first?” There’s no slow build, it just kind of throws you into the mansion vibe, with Kitty sneaking around walls, Rogue acting all “don’t touch me” and then totally letting you touch her anyway if you play your cards right, and Jean pretending she’s too important for your shit while clearly not being that strong against a bit of psychic teasing. It feels like a horny sandbox fanfic that someone made interactive after scrolling through way too many hentai tabs on Chrome. In a good way. Mostly.

The whole thing runs like a messy fantasy roleplay where you’re half student, half walking sex cheat code. One moment you’re in a “training session” with Storm, and she’s lecturing you about focus and discipline, then five dialogue clicks later she’s using lightning to pin you in place while she jerks you off slow, like she’s testing how long you can last under pressure. Kitty is peak brat energy: phasing in halfway through a scene, sitting on your lap like it’s nothing, then clipping out of your grip right when you’re about to blow, just to make you chase her through the mansion corridors. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like a scene looks like it’s building to a full-on threesome and suddenly you get kicked back to wandering around again. And the UI has this tiny button in the corner that you always forget, and it hides important stuff, and somehow that annoys more than it should.

There’s this “corruption” angle that sneaks up on you. At first you flirt, goof around, maybe get a handjob from Rogue while she struggles with her powers and gloves, and it feels kind of romantic in a fucked-up way. Then you realize you’ve slowly pushed her into public blowjob territory in the Danger Room while alarms flash red and robots spawn in the background. Jean starts as the classic redhead moral compass, but give her enough psychic pressure and she goes from lecture mode to “fine, I’ll sit on your face, but only to keep you quiet” in like three visits. Storm is accidentally the best milf in the game, all strict teacher energy with that calm, heavy-ass presence. Half the time I caught myself clicking through dialogue too fast, then going back like an idiot because the teasing lines actually carry the scenes. There are monster girls and weirder mutant stuff too, like the game forgot it was an X-Men parody and wandered into hentai swamp for a while, which honestly fits. Sometimes it feels like a horny fever dream cooked up on a broken phone during a commute, other times it hits that perfect sweet spot where you’re juggling a harem of big-titted superwomen and thinking “yeah, this is exactly the kind of trash my brain wanted today.”

Ian wakes up in that cramped room again, phone in hand, bored out of his skull, lockdown bullshit outside, and the house full of women who act like they own his balls. Mom glides around like a queen in yoga pants that should honestly be illegal, pretending everything is “normal”, while the sisters treat him like a chew toy: mocking his morning wood, “accidentally” walking in on him, throwing his dirty boxers at his face, laughing when he blushes. At first it’s the usual routine, him jerking off quietly with one earbud in, Pornhub on low brightness, trying not to make the bed squeak while the whole place is just heavy with frustration he can’t do anything about. Then that stupid news report flashes on the TV, the one that changes the mood of the house from “haha, you loser” to “oh, we can really do this now” in about two seconds. You can almost feel the air getting sticky after that, like the walls are listening.

The fun part is how fast everyone drops the fake innocence. Mom starts leaning over the table more, her tits basically falling out while she “asks” him to help around the house. She knows he is staring at her ass when she bends, you can see that tiny smirk on her lips when she pretends not to. One sister starts using his room as her private dressing cabin, standing there in panties that barely count as clothing, talking to him about useless TikTok drama while she’s pulling on tight jeans that can barely contain her ass, and sometimes she “forgets” to close the zipper. Another one just goes straight for his ego, calling him her “little pet,” sitting on his lap, grinding casually like it’s nothing, then shoving him away and laughing when he’s hard and desperate. The game lets you decide if Ian finally bites back or just sinks deeper. You can make him talk back, pin them down, grab their throats lightly while they roll their eyes and moan anyway, or you keep him as the humiliated toy that wipes their cum off the floor and thanks them for letting him taste it. It’s not soft at all when they decide to break him either, they bully him about his size, make him cum in his own underwear, force him to stay like that while they keep teasing. Sometimes the “jokes” go too far and the game just shrugs and keeps going, which honestly fits.

What really got me was how the house turns into this messy sandbox of power games. One evening you have Mom on the couch, drunk on wine, kind of needy, pulling his hand under her shirt and telling him he’s “such a good boy,” and you can go from that gentle milf worship to making her kneel on the floor and open her mouth because you’re tired of her acting like she’s in charge. The next day his sister corners him in the bathroom, locks the door, sits on the sink with her legs open and says “lick or I scream,” and if you play it submissive she’ll ride his face until he can’t breathe and snap a selfie with mascara running, using him like a sex toy. Or you flip it and make him grab her hips, eat her out just enough and then refuse to let her cum, walking away while she’s shaking and pissed. There’s a nasty humor running through the whole thing, little lines where they mock each other, highlight how fucked up the situation is, then just double down on it. One moment you’re laughing at a stupid meme reference during a blowjob, next moment you’re making the whole family kneel in front of the TV like some twisted worship scene, or you’re the one on your knees, jerking off while they compare his dick to guys on OnlyFans and rate him like a product. It’s all cramped rooms, soft couches, phone screens lighting up sweaty skin, masturbation in the shower while someone knocks on the door asking what’s taking so long. It feels like being locked in a porn fantasy that forgot where the line was supposed to be, and no one in that house is actually looking for it anyway.

The game starts like one of those shitty nights where everything goes wrong and you think “ok, fuck it, lock me up already”, and then suddenly this stranger appears, throws money and influence around, and you’re not a free man, you’re basically a very pretty pet. The whole vibe shifts from generic prison panic into this slow, sticky slide into a dark fantasy world where nothing feels safe but everything feels hot. You end up pulled into this tight little nest of vampires who treat you like a mix of toy, snack and half-accidental roommate. They’re not sparkly, thank god. They’re moody, half feral, weirdly elegant, and also absolutely down to wrap your cock in warm mouth while asking creepy personal questions. It’s like if an AA meeting and Pornhub had a goth child.

What I really liked is how the game lets the lewd stuff sit inside the story instead of just going “ok, now blowjob time”. One of the early scenes has this vampire woman leaning way too close, asking why you didn’t fight harder when they almost jailed you, and while she’s psychoanalyzing your self worth she just drags her fangs along your throat and then lazily drops to her knees. There’s no fade out. You see her hands on your belt, you feel how slow she is, how she keeps eye contact while her lips slide over the tip. She’s not just a sex NPC, she feels like someone who would absolutely ruin you emotionally and then jerk you off while you cry about it. And she has this ridiculous ass that the camera loves to frame when she bends over some old dusty book. I swear, half the time I forgot what curse we were talking about because my brain was just “vampire milf. big tits. focus, idiot”.

There’s also this elf girl who clearly doesn’t fully belong in the vampire crew. She looks like she should be in some bright forest game, but here she is in this ugly stone manor, bare feet on cold floor, silver hair all messed up, asking you if human cum tastes different depending on mood in this super serious tone. Her scenes are the ones that hit the “weird fiction” note hardest. One moment she’s tracing old ritual symbols on your chest with a calm face, next moment she’s using the same fingers to stroke your cock like it’s just another experiment. The first time she gives you a handjob she keeps asking if your heartbeat matches the rhythm of the spell, and when you’re about to finish she just tilts her head and opens her mouth, like catching your load is part of the measurement. It’s clinical and filthy at the same time. Also her boobs are way too big for the shirt she’s stuck in, and the fabric does that thing where the nipples poke through when the scene gets more intense. The game knows exactly what it’s doing there. I wish the UI didn’t occasionally cover half her ass when she sits on the table though, that annoyed me way more than it should and then I forgot to be annoyed because she was licking your cum off her fingers like icing.

The best part for me is how the sex never feels totally safe. Even a simple blowjob has that tension that she might just decide to bite down if you say the wrong thing, and the dialogue plays with that. One vampire girl will deepthroat you, gagging around your shaft, and casually ask which one of them you’d let drain you dry, like it’s a fun little quiz. Another will press her huge breasts around you, soft and warm, and talk softly about how easy it would be to keep you here forever, just fucking and feeding, no sunlight, no freedom. There’s a scene where you wake up with a monster girl perched on your lap, her thighs tight, skin cold, grinding on your cock while you’re still half asleep, and you can’t tell if she’s riding you because she wants pleasure, blood, or both. The game never really answers. It just lets you cum inside her and watch her shiver with this strange, hungry little smile. The whole thing feels messy, horny, a bit fucked up, like a bad decision that you keep saying yes to.

This thing feels like someone grabbed Zenless Zone Zero, shook it until all the plot fell out, and then stuffed the gaps with boobs, ass and weird sci-fi kink. In a good way. Mostly. You drop into this broken-future city where every alley looks like a porn set pretending to be a war zone, with those endless “zones” acting like basically horny dungeons. One moment you’re listening to some corrupted AI mumbling cryptic stuff, next moment you’re balls-deep in a girl who definitely should be focusing on the mission instead of riding you against a console that still has warning lights blinking. I like that the story keeps pretending it’s serious. There are memory fragments, data leaks, corporate secrets, all that. But the real thing you remember is Ellen pinning you to a wall, breathing heavy, while alarms scream in the background and she’s still half-talking about protocols. You know that classic “we’re in danger, we shouldn’t be doing this” moment? Here it happens like every ten minutes and somehow doesn’t get old, even though it absolutely should.

The whole visual novel style works nice with the parody vibe. You pick choices, watch the girls react, push them a little, pull back, then push too far because you want to see the lewd branch, and suddenly you’re locked into some very specific fetish scene you weren’t planning for but now you’re like “ok, fine, guess I’m into this now.” I had one run where I tried to play the polite, reliable agent type, always picking the “respectful” answer. That lasted until Miyabi showed up in that tight combat outfit, teasing non-stop, fake scolding me for “unprofessional behavior” while clearly begging for it. I picked the “stay focused” option and the game still found a way to throw me on a bed with her, leggings halfway off, her huge tits bouncing while she pretends she’s annoyed. Total liar. Later, same girl, different route, she rides your face like she’s trying to smother you, talking about “data synchronization” like that means anything when her thighs are around your head. And I swear the coders knew what they were doing with camera angles. Every time a big ass leans over a console, the important hologram is just... there, but your eyes are not there, you know.

What I liked most is how it keeps mixing the sci-fi talk with pure hentai brain. There’s some mission about stabilizing corrupted zones, and the way you “stabilize” one of them is basically fucking the anomaly out of an Ellen clone whose chest is so big it looks physically illegal. She’s shaking, glitching, flickering between normal and corrupted, and your “solution” is to fuck her until the glitch settles. It’s stupid, I laughed, then I replayed it twice. The parody of ZZZ is kinda loose, like it remembers Zenless when it wants a cool excuse for a fight, then forgets and just zooms in on cleavage. But there’s charm in that mess. One scene had you sneaking through a lab, trying to avoid cameras, and suddenly there’s a “stress relief protocol” event. Door locks, gas hisses, and some overdeveloped android with planet-sized tits calmly explains she needs your cock to “calibrate performance.” Ten clicks later, she’s begging, moaning your name with that perfect fake-robot echo, and you totally forgot there was even a stealth section. I kinda wish there were more quiet moments where you just hang out with the girls without every conversation turning into “oops I fell on your dick,” but also, that’s exactly why I kept clicking next instead of opening Twitter. Or, you know, going outside. The game knows exactly what it is and never pretends otherwise, except when it suddenly throws a surprisingly sweet line in the middle of a blowjob scene and you’re sitting there, pants down, feeling weirdly emotional while a girl with ridiculous big tits is drooling all over you. That’s the vibe here. And I’m not complaining. Mostly.