Christmas lights, cheap tinsel, fake smiles and then suddenly the room tilts and your brain feels like it’s running on Windows XP in safe mode. That’s basically Becky’s life now. You’re in her head, this 21-year-old brunette with a body that makes every camera angle feel like it’s trying to cop a feel: big tits squeezed into clothes that are definitely one size too hopeful, ass fighting the seams whenever she bends to pick something up. It’s not just “oh wow she’s hot”, it’s that kind of heavy, bouncy flesh that makes every quiet hospital corridor sound louder in your skull because the game actually gives her weight. Footsteps soft on tile, the tiny swish of fabric when her thighs brush, the creak of a cheap chair when she shifts her hips. I’m a sound nerd, I notice this stupid stuff.

The “Vertigo” thing isn’t just a plot excuse, it feels like a constant little audio bug in the back of your ear. When Becky has one of her episodes, the whole soundstage starts to warp, like someone dragging a vinyl record with their finger. Background hum from the hospital suddenly dips, people’s voices slide slightly out of pitch for half a second and then snap back. It’s unnerving and kinda hot at the same time, especially when it hits in the middle of a lewd scene. One second she’s getting pushed against a wall by a woman in a tight nurse outfit, clipboard clattering on the floor, breathing getting faster, soft wet sounds starting up, and then boom, that weird heartbeat-in-your-ears effect kicks in and you feel like you’re going to tip over with her. The nurse here isn’t just “sexy outfit + boob window”, she talks to Becky like she’s a patient and a plaything. Latex gloves snapping, that faint rubber squeak when her hand slides over bare skin, the rustle of sheets when she pins Becky down for a “check up” that has zero to do with medicine. Slight moan in the left ear, a low whisper in the right, it’s surprisingly intimate for a porn VN.

Outside the hospital stuff, you get this slow-burn investigation mood where Becky tries to figure out what Vertigo actually is, and why other people have their own twisted versions of it. You walk into apartments at night and the whole ambience changes: fridge hum, distant city noise, floorboards creak when that older woman with the milf energy steps closer. She’s got that dangerous calm voice, like someone who already made a bad decision and wants company. When she leans in, you hear the faint clink of jewelry against her cleavage, her breath deeper, more confident than Becky’s shaky little gasps. Sex scenes with her feel heavier, more raw. Bedframe hits the wall with a dull thud, Becky’s muffled cries against a pillow, wet sounds not overdone but sharp enough you feel them in your neck. Then, in the same game, someone screams in another room, there’s blood on tile, and the sound design doesn’t flinch: impact is meaty, not cartoony, and the silence after is worse. No heroic music, just the buzzing light and Becky’s breathing going from horny to panicked. It jumps between lust, fear, curiosity so fast it almost feels broken, but that messy mood actually matches her: horny, confused, turned on by people she should probably be running away from, chasing answers that only lead to more fucked up nights. I still hate one thing though: there is this one looping corridor ambience that has a tiny echo in it, like a spoon touching a mug, and once you hear it you cannot unhear it. Never fixed, just sits there, quietly annoying, while Becky’s big ass walks past another door that definitely hides something you probably shouldn’t open.

This one feels like you woke up in some cheap fantasy hentai, but everyone accidentally got way more backstory than expected. You start as the usual dude with too many women orbiting him, but the moment that witch girl walks into your house, the whole family vibe flips. She’s all mysterious and smug, pretending she’s just passing by, and five minutes later she is basically tangled in the daily life of your mother, your sisters, those twins who are a bit too touchy for “just siblings”, and even that MILF neighbor who keeps bending over right in front of the window like she’s doing an OnlyFans preview. The game leans hard into the first person stuff, like it really wants you to feel that she is staring straight into your eyes when she jerks you off slowly, whispering about “changing fate” while your cock is the only thing actually changing. And the magic? Mostly an excuse to have girls flashing tits at the worst possible time, teleporting into bathrooms, and “accidentally” mind controlling someone into stripping in the living room while the rest of the family walks past.

Sex scenes hit that messy, not-romantic-at-all mood I like. First blowjob with the witch is not some clean, perfect porn thing. She gags a little, drool everywhere, her mascara almost running, and she keeps looking up with that crazed ahegao face like she’s half drunk on cum and half trying to see your future in your dick. There is this group moment later, where the twins corner you in the hallway, one pressing your hand on her ass while the other slowly guides your cock between her thighs, using her body like a warm toy. They tease you to pick who gets the creampie, but of course the game is a tease too and drags it out, tossing in the witch spying from the stairs. She pretends she is just “observing destinies” while fingering herself. That scene stuck in my head, mostly because of how fucked it gets when the camera stays glued to your POV and you only catch glimpses of boobs and asses around you, like a chaotic harem storm. Also, the sound sliders are a small thing, but cranking up the moans and lowering the text box opacity on my phone felt oddly satisfying. I was playing on Android Chrome, half-screened while fake-working on Google Sheets, and I almost tapped the wrong window when one of the girls started yelling your name during anal. Still a bit annoying you need to pause and dig into the menu for the gallery, but then you open it and realize you already missed two scenes because you picked the “nice” option earlier. Fate is a bitch, yeah, but that’s kind of the point here. Everyone smiles, flirts, jokes, you think it’s all comfy romance, and then the story drops some darker hint about people dying in other timelines and you suddenly notice how clingy the witch is, how she talks about “keeping you” like you’re a pet. Sex keeps getting hotter, more daring, more exhibitionist stuff, peeking on girls masturbating through cracked doors, titfucking in the kitchen while someone walks by behind the frosted glass. The more the harem grows, the more it feels like you are walking toward a bad end that will taste amazing going down. Honestly, if this game doesn’t end in tears, curses and a broken family, I’ll be a little disappointed.

Elizabeth’s life is already fucked before you even click “next”. Twenty five years married, kids, the whole “good wife” mask, and in like two scenes it all goes straight to hell when Carl lands in jail and the bills start breathing down her neck. The game doesn’t waste time pretending this is a fairy tale. It just throws her into this constant low-key panic where every choice you make feels like, “Ok, who’s she gonna disappoint now, herself or her family?” And yeah, while you’re trying to keep the electricity on, the camera is taking its sweet time on her body. She’s got that thick, soft, very-much-a-mom kind of figure, big tits pushing against too-tight blouses, curves that scream “I don’t go to the gym but somehow I look better than girls who do,” and you feel dirty as hell watching her bend over to pick something up while her son is literally in the next room. It’s got this whole voyeur thing going, like you’re catching all these moments she would never admit to anyone, especially not herself.

What I liked is that the lewd stuff doesn’t just jump out of nowhere. You’ll be going through some boring money talk, listening to her worry about debts, and then suddenly the guy she’s talking to is standing just a bit too close, his hand a bit too low on her back, your cursor hovering over that “let it slide” option just a little too long. And if you choose the horny route, the game really leans into it. There’s groping that feels wrong in that “I should look away but I won’t” kind of way, scenes where she pretends to resist for like five seconds and then melts when fingers slip under her skirt, or when she ends up on her knees trying to “thank” someone for helping with a loan, and the camera just sits there on her lips, spit, that messy eye contact. But the best part is how it knows you’re a creep. Half the time you’re seeing things through half-open doors, bathroom mirrors, cracked bedroom doors. You’ll catch her touching herself quietly after a long day, trying not to make noise because her daughter might wake up, or you’ll watch her change clothes while someone else in the house is clearly awake, and you just sit there like some invisible perv that the game is absolutely enabling. It pretends to be about hard choices and survival and all that, but most of the time, you’re really waiting for the next chance to push her one step further over that line she swears she’ll never cross.

Guy wakes up naked in a giant smoking hole in the ground, memory wiped, dick working fine, moral compass already kind of on strike. That’s your hero. No chosen one speech, no destiny, just “who the hell am I” followed by “ok but whose tits are those over there” very fast. The story follows that vibe all the way: half confused adventure, half pervert travel blog. Every time you think “ok, now it gets noble and heroic”, the game throws you some horny widow with huge tits asking for “help” while her husband is literally in the next room snoring like a pig.

The world is this weird fantasy mix that acts all mysterious and serious for like two lines, then you’re balls deep in someone you probably shouldn’t even be making eye contact with. One moment you’re talking with some high elf priestess about fate and the strange crater you crawled out of, next thing she’s on her knees with mascara running, mumbling prayers around your cock. And the game doesn’t even pretend to be shy: anal, foot stuff, toys, cosplay outfits that look like they were ordered from the cheapest part of AliExpress, blackmail scenes where you’re thinking “he really went there, ok.” There is voyeur stuff out of nowhere too. You “accidentally” see people fucking, then later you can decide if you just keep watching, join, or pretend to be a respectable person and leave. Guess which option is clearly not the point.

Whole dating sim layer sits on top of it like one of those shitty fancy cakes. You do dialogues, give gifts, pick “romantic” answers, then ten minutes later you are choking the same girl with your hand while she’s in a maid cosplay and pretending she doesn’t like it. Romance and corruption sit right next to each other and keep changing places. One route has this sweet, shy girl who looks like she should be in soft romance stuff, and your choices slowly push her from blushing kisses and handjobs to getting filmed while you fuck her asleep, with a gagged “boyfriend” watching helpless from the corner. And he deserves it, but also damn. The game acts like “oh this is a tender moment” while you’re literally using a vibrator on her in front of him. I laughed, not sure that was the correct reaction.

Family stuff is there too, tiptoeing on that “we are not saying it directly but everyone knows what is going on” line. You meet a “landlady”, a “aunt”, a “older sister type” with the biggest ass the engine can handle. They all have that slightly too familiar energy, like “we’re related enough that this should be a problem, but not enough that the dev wants to get banned.” Some routes let you go full NTR bastard: you slowly steal them from the guys around them, or just fuck them behind their backs while the poor idiots talk about “trust” and “true love” in the next tavern. There is one very specific scene where you get a girl drunk, let her fall asleep next to you, then decide if you just watch her masturbate in her sleep, or you go further and, yeah, take what you want. Game barely pretends this is a moral choice. It knows exactly what you clicked.

What I like and hate at same time is how the protagonist can act almost nice in dialogue, asking about feelings, talking about the mystery of the crater, then two clicks later you’re using a collar and leash on a milf that earlier tried to mother you. One path lets you keep her “pure”, another lets you train her into cock add*cted slave who will take anal in public just because you snap your fingers. The exhibition stuff goes too hard sometimes, like you’re fucking on a balcony while random guards pretend they don’t see, or you shove a dildo into a girl before sending her to some serious story meeting, and the game keeps cutting to her trying to keep a straight face while you hold the remote. World saving, but with remote control butt plug, sure. The plot about who you are and why that crater exists keeps popping up between all of this, like the dev suddenly remembered there was supposed to be a story, then gets distracted again by a pair of big tits bouncing in 3D. And I am not complaining. Well, I am, about one thing: the main menu music is annoying as hell and I can’t stop humming it while watching yet another “accidental” cheating route blow up a happy couple from inside. Literally from inside.

You wake up in this cheap looking lakeside cabin, phone still in your hand, and the first thing on the screen is that stupid little trivia app they make you use. At first you think it is just some normal quiz thing, like the junk you play in the bus, but it starts asking really pointed questions. Sex stuff, movies, some random history, then suddenly “what color panties are you wearing” and the MC in game actually looks down to check. That is when it clicks that the questions are not just text, they control what happens in the room. Every right answer gives you a little power, every wrong answer strips another piece of her dignity away, piece of clothing after piece of clothing, with this quiet lake outside the window like it is judging everything.

The main girl has this huge ass that the camera just keeps loving. You answer one stupid question about geography wrong and boom, shorts gone, and she is there in tight panties that are clearly not built for hiding anything. You cannot even pretend you are here for anything except watching her slowly lose the fight. The quiz keeps escalating. First it is light trivia, then it becomes stuff where you are half guessing, half trying to aim the outcome. Like, you know the answer, but you kinda want to see what happens if you “fail”. I had one moment where I purposely picked the wrong capital city just to see if the game really would make her walk to the door and peek out into the night in just her bra. It did. She opens it a crack and you get that side-shot of her big tits barely contained, nipples poking the fabric, and the dark outside like someone could be spying. Maybe they are. The game never fully says, and I like that. Or maybe I hate that. Not sure.

Thing is, it pretends to be “just a trivia test” but actually it is more like a slow, mean strip show mixed with some voyeur stuff. The phone becomes this nasty little host, asking if you want “another round” and flashing wrong answers in big letters so she blushes even more. Sometimes the app vibrates when you answer, totally pointless detail, but somehow made me feel like I was actually messing with her through the screen. I kept trying to get a perfect run and at the same time I kept sabotaging myself because the view when she bends over to pick up her top from the floor is insane, that ass is ridiculous. I left the sound on my own phone in real life by accident and the little notification ping from the in-game quiz overlapped with my Telegram pings, confused me for a second, kind of funny, kind of annoying, and then I forgot about it. The tension is not from big plot twists or something deep, it is just “how far is this girl willing to go if the questions keep coming” and “what if somebody at the lake house is actually watching from the trees while you push her into more and more public exposure.” It feels trashy and clever at the same time, which makes no sense, but that is exactly why I could not stop tapping through questions, half trying to protect her, half trying to see what happens when you fail her on purpose.

Office door closed, Slack set to “in a meeting,” I open this thing thinking it’s just another horny clicker with fake choices and dead eyes. Then you get those glasses. Not sexy at first glance, more like something IT guy wears on his day off, but once you put them on, the whole vibe changes. The game turns into this mix of creeping and flirting where every girl you meet has some dirty little line of text hovering around her like a status update from her pussy. You look at a shy neighbor on the rooftop and, boom, you see she’s been secretly thinking about getting pinned against the rail and fucked raw under the stars. In the hallway you pass this office lady with big tits bouncing under her shirt, and the glasses calmly show you exactly how she likes a cock in her throat while she pretends she’s “busy with reports.” It feels wrong, hot, kind of pathetic, but I’m still sitting here at my desk half-hard behind my laptop, pretending I’m editing spreadsheets while I’m actually checking who wants to ride me next in the game.

The main guy is such a mess in a way I really like. He got destroyed by his first girl, then runs away to the military to forget he got used like a walking dildo and then dropped. That vibe sticks. He’s not some smooth porn hero from the start, but then the “Lens Lust” crap starts messing with him, and with you too. You pick quests that are basically their hidden fantasies, like “help her relax after work” and that suddenly turns into you on your knees licking her, her heels digging into your back, and her calling you a good boy while you push her legs apart and slam inside. Another one is this quiet girl pretending to be innocent, and the quest slowly escalates from just talking on the rooftop to her jerking you off with her tits, oil dripping between them while she keeps stealing glances at the door in case someone comes up. The animations give that little extra, like subtle hip movement and lips wrapping around the shaft, nothing super polished, but because of that it feels more like real porn you find at 2% volume at work than some shiny trailer. There is this thing no one talks about where you use points to basically tune your body and style, and suddenly the same girl who barely noticed you before is staring down at your bulge and biting her lip in the elevator. Watching your choices turn you from awkward loser into this confident, slightly controlling bastard who pushes girls to their knees, pulls their hair, fucks their throats and then watches them masturbate on his bed because he told them to is… yeah, it stays in your head when you go back to boring emails.

What caught me is how the game mixes the romance angle with some really blunt male domination. One minute you’re having this actually cute rooftop talk, she’s opening up about her past, and you feel like “ok, this is a date,” and twenty minutes later you’re shoving her panties aside and sliding into her while she tries not to moan too loud because someone might hear from downstairs. The harem thing sneaks up on you too, not like “here is your collection,” more like you realize you’ve got three different girls sending you messages at once and all of them, in their own way, basically want to taste your cum or feel it dripping out of them. There’s a voyeur bit where you sit with the glasses on and watch a girl touching herself when she thinks she’s alone, and you can’t decide if you feel like a bastard or a god, but you still keep watching. I do wish one of the side girls didn’t repeat the same blowjob animation in different clothes, it pulled me out of it for a second, but then there was this scene where you’re sitting on the couch, she’s between your legs, drool on her chin, her tits shaking while she bobs faster and faster, and honestly, my brain forgot to complain. Sometimes the English in the dialogue feels a little stiff and then suddenly it hits with a line like “I want you to use me like you never got to before,” and it just lands. The game is like that ex you know is bad for your mental health but you still stalk her Instagram on your lunch break and jerk off in the bathroom after. Not proud. Not sorry.

You know that feeling when a porn game tries to pretend it’s some deep political drama, but then you’re suddenly balls-deep in a catgirl behind the gym? Yeah, this one leans hard into that energy and then trips over it like a drunk freshman. You’re the token human guy at the very first “interspecies” school, surrounded by girls with tails, horns, wings, weird eyes, huge tits that clearly ignore physics, and asses that look like they were sculpted by a deviantArt comment section. Everything’s supposed to be about “cultural exchange” and “peace between races”, but half the time it feels more like “who’s gonna suck your dick behind the library without starting an international incident”. And it weirdly works. Well, mostly. The story tries to be serious about races, politics, prejudice and all that, then two clicks later you’ve got a shy demon girl kneeling between your legs, drool sliding down your shaft while she tries to pretend this is some sort of “ritual pact”. Sure, sweetheart. Totally diplomatic.

The school itself is basically a powder keg pretending to be a campus. Orc guys glaring at you in the courtyard because their stacked orc class rep laughed at your joke. An angel girl who talks like she’s above everyone, but blushes like crazy when you push her up against a locker and tell her to spread her legs. That monster girl with way too many teeth who somehow still looks cute while licking your cock like it’s an ice pop and you’re one bad choice away from losing something important. Half the fun is that the game actually lets you be a bit of an asshole or a genuine nice guy, and everyone remembers it. You suck up to the elf teacher, suddenly the elves stop treating you like garbage. You tell off some racist prick in the cafeteria, next thing you know a big titty demi-human is quietly thanking you with her mouth in a dark stairwell. Then there’s that furry-ish girl, tail twitching, ears wiggling while she tries to act tough, and you’re just thinking about how they’d move while she’s riding you raw in some forgotten clubroom. The romance angle pretends to be wholesome for about five minutes, then you’re pinning someone to a desk, her huge ass bouncing every time your hips slam forward, her voice cracking between moans and “wait someone might hear us” while you absolutely do not slow down.

What annoyed me is something really small, but it got in my head. There’s this one scene in a classroom, late after lessons, lights kind of dim, and a monster girl is sitting on your lap, grinding slowly, whispering that she’s tired of everyone looking at her like a freak. It’s actually a nice moment, her big tits pressing against you while she starts riding properly, wet sounds getting louder, your hand on her throat while she begs you to keep going. And then the background text box uses this pale font that’s just barely hard enough to read to piss me off. I’m trying to cum and also parse a sentence like I’m doing a captcha. Also, the game keeps acting like your “choices shape how demi-humans are seen in the world” but let’s be honest, half the time you’re just trying to decide whether to yank out and cover her face or finish deep inside and watch her try to walk straight after. One moment it’s “weight of history”, next moment you’re buried in some big ass, balls slapping, her claws digging into the desk while she begs you not to pull out. And I kind of respect that whiplash. Or hate it. Depends on the click. The best bits are those quiet little scenes though, like sneaking out behind the school building at dusk with that smug angel girl, her halo tilted, kneeling on the grass while she takes your cock slowly into her mouth, pretending she’s “just curious” and then gagging slightly when you push deeper, mascara almost running, wings twitching every time you twitch. That, plus the way some characters stay pissed at you for hours of gameplay because you picked the “wrong” option once in the cafeteria, made it feel more real than half the stuff on Steam. Even when the writing trips over itself, it still lands face-first in someone’s cleavage, so no one complains too loudly.

College should be about boring lectures and shitty coffee, but in this game it’s just sex, trouble, and that slow brain rot you get from scrolling horny memes instead of studying. You play as Will, trying to act like a decent boyfriend while your girl April walks around campus dressed like a wet dream with legs. She’s got that “good girl who knows exactly what she’s doing” vibe, smiling sweet, bending over too far, licking her lips when she knows you’re watching. Everyone looks. Some pretend not to. Some don’t even bother. And you just sit there thinking, yeah, I’d die for her, but I’d also kill the guy who keeps staring at her tits during class. Then you see the same guy in her DMs later and your stomach just drops in that very specific netorare way.

What got me hooked wasn’t even the orcs and elves at first. It was all the small human shit. April sends you a pic that’s “just for you,” tongue out, eyes rolled, drool on her chin, full ahegao like she’s already been fucked stupid, and you notice in the corner there’s a tiny reflection, like a shadow of someone else there. Or that party scene where she’s grinding on you on the dancefloor, her ass pressed into your crotch, and out of nowhere some tall orc bastard slides his hand down her hip. The game lets it hang for a second too long. Her eyes meet yours, and you feel that mix of jealousy and pure arousal punching you in the gut. She doesn’t pull away fast. That tiny pause is where this thing lives. You’re half hard, half sick, and the AI art smiles like it knows what it’s doing. The interracial stuff doesn’t show up as some big speech, it’s just in the way an elf girl casually runs her tongue along April’s neck in the bathroom stall, or the way a minotaur bartender looks at your girl like she’s already on his cock and you can’t do shit about it. Vaginal, oral, tits bouncing, spit dripping down chins, cum painting those big curves, and then she still calls you “babe” like nothing happened. Feels bad. Feels amazing. Both.

It’s a kinetic story, so you mostly watch, and somehow that makes it worse. No choices to save her, no reload to “fix” a scene. You just sit and take it while April slowly tests every line, from teasing selfies she “accidentally” posts where half her nipple shows, to “harmless” flirting with some rich guy promising to help with tuition if she keeps him entertained. At one point she’s kneeling between a stranger’s legs while still wearing the necklace you gave her, cheeks hollowing as she takes him deeper, eyes glossy, and you know she’s cheating even if the story never shouts the word. The exhibition stuff hits hard too: bathroom mirror pics with her panties already around her knees, blowjob under a library table while people walk past, her riding someone on a couch at a house party with the door wide open and her tongue out like a pornstar. The 2D art goes from kinda cute to absolutely filthy in seconds, and sometimes the AI details glitch a bit, like a finger looking weird, and it annoyed me so much I forgot what I was saying, but then the camera angle drops low between her thighs and that clean, wet slit fills the screen and I’m just staring. The whole thing feels like scrolling through some cursed folder you shouldn’t have found on your own phone. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

You know that feeling when you open a One Piece porn game “just to check it out for five minutes” and then suddenly you’re juggling bounties, half-naked marines and trying to remember which island had the milf with the poison tits? That’s this thing in a nutshell. You start as this clueless guy who wanted to be a good little marine, then shit goes sideways and suddenly you’re eating some weird fruit, getting weird powers and everybody either wants to kill you or sit on your face. Sometimes both. It plays like a messy mix of RPG and sandbox: you run around ports and bases, click on icons, manage quests and money, train stats in some gym menu that looks way too innocent for what you actually use that strength for later. You pick a bounty, you travel, you get distracted by boobs, repeat. It’s all very “I’ll just do one more quest” and then you end up in a scene where Nico Robin is calmly ruining your self-control while you pretend you’re still here for the plot.

The girls are the real problem. Like, your productivity in this game will die. One second you’re talking tactics, next second Nami is teasing you, bending over a desk, pulling that “oh no captain, is this against regulations?” thing, and you’re clicking through dialogue with one hand. Tashigi shows up all stiff and serious, sword at her hip, then five minutes later she’s in a POV blowjob scene where her glasses are fogging up and you’re thinking “yeah, this is exactly how the Navy works.” Boa Hancock acts like a goddess, obviously, and when she finally drops the act and lets you mess her up, the game throws you a full ahegao cumshot with those animated facial twitches and it’s honestly more intense than most fighting in the actual anime. Reiju hits different though: pink hair, poison powers, big soft breasts, and she’s all smug while she jerks you off with one hand and explains casually how her toxins should have killed you if you weren’t “special.” I was like, girl, I’m already dead, emotionally.

There’s also this weird harem “management” vibe where you’re trying to keep everyone progressing, leveling up relationships, unlocking more pervy scenes, but you always end up neglecting someone because you got distracted by a new pair of tits. I kept telling myself I’d focus on missions, get my bounty level high, min-max stats and all that serious gamer talk, then Black Maria appears with those huge thighs and this lazy smirk, rides you in a POV scene and any plan goes straight into the sea. Sometimes the pacing is janky, like you grind random quests to unlock one specific anal scene with Zala and by the time you get there you forgot why you wanted it, but then she starts playing with your cock, teasing you, sitting on it slowly while keeping eye contact, and suddenly all that grinding feels very, very justified. The game doesn’t pretend to be classy. There’s vaginal, oral, anal, masturbation, corruption vibes where girls go from “I would never” to drooling, tongue-out ahegao, begging for more, and you’re just there clicking “next” like some pervert god of poor life choices. It’s trashy and horny and kind of clumsy in spots, but it knows exactly what you came for and it keeps throwing more thick pirate ladies and marines with big tits in your face until you forget what your original goal even was.