The first thing that hit me with this game wasn’t even the sex, it was the vibe. You load it up expecting some loud, messy chaos, and instead it feels almost too calm for how filthy it is. Soft, lo-fi style background track looping, the kind of beat I usually keep on in Spotify while doing boring stuff, just quietly playing while this Au Ra-looking cutie is lifting her skirt and showing she’s not just a regular girl from Eorzea anymore. She’s rocking this thick new cock like it’s the most natural thing ever. No story dump, no fake epic lore, just a quick silent “yeah, I grew a dick, I’m horny, let’s fuck” and boom, you’re already flipping camera angles with one hand and dragging the slider with the other to see how deep she buries it inside her friend.

It’s funny, because on the surface it looks like one of those cheap Shadbase-style parodies you close after ten seconds, but I ended up staying way longer than planned. The whole thing is just two FFXIV girls, one suddenly futa, going at it like they’ve been edging each other through raid queues all week. You swap positions and the game doesn’t make a big show about it, the bodies just shift and suddenly the futa girl is pounding from behind, her cock glistening as it slides into her comrade’s pussy. There’s this tiny bounce to the boobs that feels kind of janky and kind of perfect, like a dirty little animation someone made during a boring online lecture. Sometimes the clipping is weird, like her cock is too eager and trying to escape the dimension, and somehow that makes the whole thing more charming instead of worse. But it still pissed me off for a second when the camera clips through her thigh while I was lining up the perfect view and then I just forgot about it because the moans got louder.

The big thing here is that moment when you decide how it ends. You’re watching the thrust speed go up, her hips slapping into that wet ass, and there’s this tension like you’re timing a limit break. Do you pull out late and watch a thick rope of cum blast over your party member’s face, dripping down on her cheeks and lips while she smiles like she just crit a high roll, or do you force it all inside and see the pussy swallow it, white leaking out in a slow, heavy creampie that feels way too big for one shot? Both finales are surprisingly intense for something so small and rough. I kept switching between them just to see the exact frame where her expression changes when she feels that load. Sometimes I wished there was one more position, something really stupid like her bent over a raid chest, but then I caught myself zoning out, listening to the chill track while watching the futa girl grind in slow motion, thick cum already dripping out of the used hole, and suddenly the minimal setup felt exactly right for a quick, filthy session. It’s lazy in some parts, hot as fuck in others, and somehow that mix fits porn based on Final Fantasy a little too well.

This thing feels like someone grabbed your old TMNT VHS tape, ripped out all the kid-friendly stuff and just left April in the channel 99 porn scramble. You load it up and there she is, the same cocky reporter with the yellow outfit that every horny teenager had weird feelings about, except here the game just cuts straight to what everyone used to imagine in the background while Shredder was talking. No slow build, no fake romance, just April being treated like a fuck-toy in a world where the turtles are clearly busy somewhere else and nobody cares what the rating is anymore.

The whole thing plays like a horny fan’s browser tab that never got closed. You click, she reacts. You push further, she stops pretending she’s innocent. There is one bit where she’s still trying to do her “serious journalist” act, microphone in hand, and two seconds later that same mouth is full of cock and the mic might as well not exist. I actually liked the way her tits move when she leans forward, there’s this messy wobble that looks almost wrong, like the dev didn’t fully test that animation, but it ends up feeling nastier in a good way. There’s no soft fade, no shy teasing, it’s straight “get your dick out, here’s April’s throat” type of pace. You go from grabbing her by the hair to pinning her against some dirty wall so fast that your brain needs a second to catch up, which is funny because the game doesn’t wait for you at all. Sometimes the click zones are a bit janky, like you try to switch from throat fucking to pounding her pussy and it switches twice, so she ends up stuck in this weird half-animation where she’s moaning like she’s got a dick in both places and the sound doesn’t really match. I kept trying to fix it, then realized it kind of turned me on more, like I’d broken her for good.

The “hard sex” part is not some tag someone added for fun, it’s actually the whole point. Her eyes water, mascara almost looks melted, her lips stay swollen even after you pull out, and there is this one frame when you go too fast and her expression turns from horny to “holy shit this is too much” for half a second before it snaps back. I replayed that part way too long, trying to catch it again. Also her boobs… they are not real, of course, but they have this push-up porn look that feels ripped straight from some low-res tube site clip. Nipples always just a bit too hard, always centered perfectly when you yank her outfit down. I wish they’d let you ruin her clothes more, shred the yellow suit, rip the belt off, something like that, but the game is stubborn about keeping the outfit mostly in one piece, like it wants you to remember the original cartoon while you’re fucking her silly. And for some reason there’s this tiny delay after you finish, like a half-second freeze where your browser just stares at you with her covered in cum, and you’re not sure if it’s a bug or just the game judging you. That stupid pause annoyed me every single time and I still went back in for another round without even thinking about it.

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Hancock on that bridge looks exactly like the kind of bad decision you make when your phone is at 4% and Pornhub just froze. It’s rough, it’s clearly made by someone who loved her way too much and learned Flash from some rusty tutorial on Newgrounds, and somehow that fits her stupidly arrogant personality. You open the thing expecting a simple loop and it actually gives you a tiny bit of control, which caught me off guard. Not a ton, don’t get excited, but enough to feel like you’re bullying the “Empress” instead of just watching another loop from Rule34video on mute while Discord pings in the background.

The setup is ridiculous in a good way. There’s this narrow stone bridge, sea in the back, like some budget version of Amazon Lily or maybe Marineford if the dev squinted hard. Boa is already naked, no build up, no dialogue about Luffy, nothing. She just drops straight into anal like she was waiting for it the whole damn series. Huge boobs bouncing in that fake-physics kind of way, nipples a bit too bright, like someone played with saturation in Photoshop and then forgot to dial it back. She’s riding on top, ass swallowing this oversized cock that looks like something out of those old Flash games from H-games.org. The best part is how the animation almost glitches when you go too fast. It stutters a little, her hair jitters, and her butt kind of clips for one frame. I’m complaining, but actually that scuffed feeling makes it hotter than half the super polished stuff on Nutaku, because it feels like you’re not meant to be here.

Clicking to change speed is the only thing you really do, and yet I found myself sitting there for way too long just trying to find the “sweet spot” where her ass looks tight but not like it’s about to explode into pixels. Slow speed makes her look like she’s worshipping the cock, taking it deep, breathing through it. Medium speed turns her into this needy queen who pretends she’s in control but her eyes say “fuck me harder.” Max speed breaks everything. Her boobs go everywhere, her ass stretches around the shaft and you see that little bump each time it hits deep, and her face flips between bored and fucked-out so quickly it’s almost funny. There’s no sound at first if you mute the tab, so I turned it back on and the audio is that cheap hentai moan pack you’ve probably heard a thousand times on random XVideos compilations. Still did the job. I kept thinking, “She should be calling out Luffy here,” but also, I didn’t miss him. This feels like her secret scene with some nameless pirate she’d never admit to.

What actually stuck with me, weirdly, is how tight they made her asshole look. Someone stared at reference material way too long. When she sinks all the way down, there’s this tiny pause where the ring stretches just a bit more and then clenches, and that one frame sells the whole animation. I kept replaying that part, trying different speeds, ignoring the fact that the background is just this static bridge with water that doesn’t move at all. That stupid bridge annoyed me, by the way. Too clean, no cracks, no vibe, just “here is bridge, now fuck.” I kept waiting for something else to happen, like a new position, maybe some titjob or her turning around, but nope. It’s just her on top, taking it in the ass, like the dev spent all their energy on one single fantasy and then tapped out. Honestly, it’s lazy. It’s also exactly the kind of thing I end up replaying after I close my browser and open it again “just to check something” and then suddenly Hancock is bouncing on that cock again, looking like she’s way too proud to admit how much she loves getting her ass stuffed like that.