This DBZ hentai thing caught me completely off guard when I was browsing through some anime stuff last week. Like, I knew there was tons of Dragon Ball porn out there but this one's different - it's specifically about Bulma and Vegeta's first time together and holy shit does it go hard on the "painful first experience" angle. The whole setup is basically Vegeta being this massive Saiyan prince with zero experience in being gentle, and Bulma trying to handle his ridiculous alien strength without getting completely wrecked.

What really gets me is how they animated Bulma's facial expressions during the whole thing. You can see her struggling not to scream while Vegeta's just going at it like he's training for another power level boost or something. The contrast between his complete lack of awareness and her trying to tough it out is weirdly compelling? Like yeah it's porn but there's this underlying character dynamic that actually makes sense if you think about their personalities from the show. Vegeta would absolutely approach sex the same way he approaches everything else - with maximum intensity and zero consideration for collateral damage. Meanwhile Bulma's stubborn enough to endure it because she's not gonna let some alien prince think she's weak, even if his dick is apparently the size of a power pole.

The cumshot finale is pretty standard hentai fare but the buildup actually works because of all that tension. You're genuinely wondering if Bulma's gonna tap out or if Vegeta's gonna accidentally break her in half before he finishes. It's not the most polished animation I've seen but the voice acting sells it - especially Bulma's little gasps and the way she's clearly fighting to stay quiet. Definitely scratches that specific itch if you're into the whole "powerful alien vs fragile human" dynamic that DBZ accidentally created with these two characters.

You know that feeling when you’re scrolling on your phone, bored out of your mind, and you start thinking “yeah, I kinda wanna flirt with half the anime multiverse right now”? This game leans right into that. It’s a mobile-style dating sim where your whole job is to talk, tease, and slowly push your way from cute banter to full-on filthy with a bunch of familiar faces. One minute you’re trying to keep your shit together while Tsunade leans in with those ridiculous tits, the next you’re trading playful jabs with Marin Kitagawa like she’s your chaotic cosplay girlfriend who absolutely knows she’s out of your league. It’s very much a “pick a waifu, poke at her until she cracks, then enjoy the view” setup. You answer questions, pick dialog options, earn points when you say the thing she wants to hear, and each correct move nudges the relationship from “hi, senpai” to “okay, pull your dick out already.”

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend it’s some deep, tragic romance. It pretends for like 10 seconds, then goes straight into horny nerd brain. You start with small talk, a bit of teasing, then she starts hinting, and once you’ve stacked enough points, the clothes start vanishing. One date you’re laughing with Aqua while she’s being useless and bratty, the next date she’s grinding in your lap and calling you a pervert like it’s your fault. Rias acts all composed, polite, almost royal, but you keep pushing the right answers and suddenly you’re getting your cock squeezed between those huge tits she pretends are a burden. There are titfucks, messy handjobs, slow teasing oral where she holds eye contact like she wants to watch you lose control, the usual “oops I sat on it” vaginal sex, and yeah, anal too if you unlock the right scenes. Some girls treat it as a reward, some as a challenge, some as “shut up and enjoy it.” I had this moment with a certain dragon milf where she’s bouncing on top of me with that massive ass, smiling like she’s finally found a new toy, and I genuinely forgot to click the next line because I was too busy staring.

It’s not all straight either, which is nice. You’ve got traps like Astolfo and Felix in the mix, cute and flirty and way too confident, and if you’re into that, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. They flirt hard, they suck you off like they’ve practiced, they ride you like they’re trying to prove something. Some routes feel more romantic, like a soft slow-burn with a girl like Rem, where you actually care a bit about the conversation before you end up buried inside her, and some are pure chaos, like Darkness begging you to use her like a toy while you’re thinking “ok, I’m the degenerate here but wow.” It’s kinda funny how sometimes the writing hits this surprisingly sweet mood, then two screens later you’re balls-deep and watching a loop of her moaning and drooling, legs shaking. There’s a harem vibe too once you realize just how many characters are waiting for you. Best way to enjoy it? Don’t rush. Take a character, answer her correctly, watch her shift from “oh, we’re just talking” to “fuck me harder” and let yourself get sucked into each scene. Screenshot the faces you like, replay the ones that make you twitch, and let the game do what it clearly wants to do: melt your brain in the dirtiest, laziest way possible.

Your pap dies off-screen, leaves you his whole damn job in Soul Society, and you’re still basically a horny newbie who barely remembers which captain hates which. That’s the vibe here. You’re thrown in as the new commander, everyone calls you “taicho” with that fake respect, and half the time you’re trying to decide if you should fix the political mess or just fuck your way through it. First scene already tells you how it goes: one minute you’re at a funeral, the next you’re staring at Rukia’s legs way too long and thinking “yeah this is not how a responsible leader behaves” while the game kinda smiles and says, “good, keep going.” It doesn’t pretend to be epic and serious, even when it tries. You talk to captains, you mess with schedules, send squads on missions, but every choice has that “ok but how does this help me get into her pants” feeling. Sometimes it’s soft stuff, like walking Hinata-style shy girls out of their shell with dumb little compliments, sometimes it’s straight up “I’m your commander, get on your knees” and the game doesn’t flinch at all.

What really hooked me was how dirty it gets once you stop being polite. At first I was like “I’ll play the good boy,” trying to keep everyone friendly, but you run into Rangiku and her tits are basically their own cutscene, spilling out of the uniform every time she bends forward. You can tease her, get teased back, or just push it into rough territory if you set your dominance high enough. Same with Yoruichi. One route she’s trolling you, laughing in your face, making you jerk off like a dog while she watches. Different route, you’ve got her on all fours, collar biting into her neck, ass up and dripping while you decide if it’s going to be slow pussy worship or full-on choke-and-cream. The game doesn’t hide the nasty stuff: sleep sex scenes, voyeurism when you spy on captains bathing, lesbian side events with girls grinding on each other while you’re just there stroking, ahegao faces that would get you banned on Instagram in one second. It’ll let you titfuck Orihime on your office chair, footjob from some smug captain who pretends she hates you, sex toys stuffed into subordinates while they’re trying to keep a straight face in meetings. One moment you’re holding a sweet romance flag with someone like Inoue, later you’re watching her gag on your cock while her eyes roll up, drool everywhere, and then you still go to a “respectful” briefing like nothing happened. The AI CG actually surprised me a bit, sometimes it looks weird on fingers but then you get a midnight creampie scene with Nel or a rough blowjob with Tsunade-tier milf and suddenly you forget everything you wanted to complain about. I still hate that tiny menu button that’s slightly off-center and my brain screams every time I tap it, but yeah, this is one of those games where you say “ok, just one more scene” and then your dick hurts but you still click.

Bulma in a bunny suit is exactly the kind of trashy fantasy my horny teenage brain wanted back when I was watching “Dragonball Z” on a laggy VLC Player, and this little F-series mini game kind of feels like someone finally made that dumb idea real. It’s not pretending to be some huge epic thing, it’s literally “here’s Bulma with giant tits, bunny ears, and attitude, go poke around and make her cum.” You’re basically clicking the buttons on the sides and hopping with those blue arrows through short scenes, no grinding, no resource farming, just straight to the hentai stuff. I’m used to UE5 projects with layered shaders and complex state machines, so my brain kept looking for a timeline, a blueprint graph, anything, and there’s nothing like that here. It’s almost funny. But when you’re watching her tits bounce and seeing cumshot variations, at some point you just stop caring about the tech side and pay attention to how they animated her mouth when she’s on the edge of orgasm. It’s simple as hell, but the expressions land better than a lot of bigger porn games on Steam or Nutaku that try to be clever and then cut corners on the good parts.

The vibe is very “quick fap between other things” and the game knows it. You go from playful teasing to full dildo action in like two clicks, no fake morality meter, no fake RPG stats, just “click, next, whoops now she’s moaning and covered in cum.” I liked how they lean into the parody part without turning her into a meme character. She still feels like Bulma, arrogant in a hot way, like she knows you’re looking and she likes that you’re a bit pathetic about it. The poses are not too crazy, more like a small set of focused scenes where each one is tuned to show off her boobs or ass or the moment of orgasm. There was one scene where the camera angle is weirdly low so you mostly see her thighs and the dildo glistening, and I spent way too long there replaying the same animation, trying to figure out if the shine is baked into the texture or faked with a tiny light. It doesn’t matter at all for the fap, but my UE brain was like “damn, they actually bothered.” At the same time, the click areas feel a bit off sometimes, like you’d expect the button to change state faster, and one tiny audio loop cuts a bit too early, and that sort of thing yanked me out of it for a second. Then she does this little shiver when she orgasms and my criticism just evaporates.

The whole thing feels like those old Flash hentai games that everyone pretends they never played in school computer labs, just with slightly cleaner art and more deliberate pacing. It’s not some complex sandbox, it’s more like swiping through a horny gallery that actually reacts to you instead of just being static pictures. The cumshots are satisfying, not lazy white blobs, you can tell someone cared about making the splash look thick and messy enough. When she finally gets there, her face is right on that line between cartoonish and actually sexy, which is rare for parody stuff. I kind of wish there was one more kink option hidden somewhere, like a little secret button that changes her bunny outfit color or has her act more like a smug playboy model, but maybe that’s me being spoiled by big engine projects with a hundred toggles. Here it’s just you, Bulma’s curves, a dildo, and some quick dirty orgasms framed like an anime panel you shouldn’t be seeing. Open it in a browser, click around, bust, close the tab, pretend nothing happened. Classic horny internet behavior.