I started this one half-expecting the usual: click, moan, rinse, repeat. But “No Place Like Home” hits weirdly personal, like someone wrote fanfiction about guilt, family tension, and bad decisions, then accidentally made it horny. You play this guy who’s old enough to know better but doesn’t act like it - coming back to a house that feels too quiet until you realize the silence is just waiting for you to mess up. The first time I picked the “harmless” dialogue option with the stepsister, I thought it’d be a quick laugh. Ten minutes later, I was leaning in, reading every line like I was spying on myself. It’s not even subtle; the writing makes you complicit. That, I kinda loved.

The game doesn’t hold your hand - well, it *does*, but not gently. Every choice feels smaller than it should be. One word different, one glance too long, and bam - you’re watching a scene that’s either heartbreakingly sweet or full-on filth, sometimes both. The humor sneaks up in places you don’t expect, right between the awkwardness of catching your reflection on-screen while your character’s pants are halfway down. The 3D art has this strange softness that makes even the dirtiest scenes look like memories instead of porn. I don’t mean classy - it’s still very much about people doing things they probably shouldn’t - but it never feels cold or soulless. Like when the older sister catches you “accidentally” walking in on her; I laughed, felt gross, then laughed again when she smirked instead of blushing.

The only thing that annoyed me (besides how long some animations load on mobile) is how the game keeps pretending your choices matter less than they do. You think you’re picking the funny path, and next thing you’re tangled in some emotional mess involving a niece who won’t stop teasing. I got lost in the branching scenes, trying to unlock everything, even the dumb endings where no one gets laid. Funny thing is, those hit harder than the sex scenes. Or maybe that’s just me overthinking porn again. Either way - yeah, it’s messy, uneven, sometimes too real. Which is exactly why I couldn’t put it down.

Retired “hero” my ass. John feels less like some ex special ops badass and more like that dude in your Discord who keeps saying he’s done with drama, then his DMs are just wall to wall chaos. The game sells you this quiet old guy who just wants beer and football, then absolutely bodies his calm life in the first act. One weird, trippy dream later and suddenly every woman around him is way too interested, way too flexible about what’s “okay,” and way too related to be healthy. It starts slow, like a normal AVN trying to pretend it has restraint, then your choices start twisting everyone into horny trouble. You blink and you’ve gone from “concerned father figure” to “I should probably clear my browser history if I die tomorrow.”

The cast is basically a ticking time bomb of bad decisions. You’ve got the twins, obviously, and yeah, the game knows exactly what button it’s pushing with them. Every scene with them feels like the dev is just giggling behind the screen going “you’re really gonna click that, huh?” One minute you’re sharing some semi wholesome moment in the kitchen, next minute the camera angle turns predatory and you’re suddenly very aware how short their shorts are. And if you like to play the creepy voyeur type, the game spoils you. Peeking through doors, “accidentally” walking in on showers, sitting on the couch pretending to watch sports while everyone else in the house is basically a walking porn category. Of course I told myself I’d play John as a good guy. Ten minutes later I’m saving before every corrupt choice like I’m playing Dark Souls and scared of losing progress.

What actually surprised me is how openly horny the story is without even pretending it’s respectable. The MILFs are stacked like someone made a “mom pack” in a character creator and just cranked every slider to max. There’s a DILF vibe too when the game leans into John’s age and authority, especially when women start treating him like the center of their universe and he just rolls with it. Sex scenes go from soft to “oh shit, we’re doing that now?” pretty fast, with corruption stuff that slowly pushes the girls from shy and unsure into full on cock drunk, begging for creampies and acting jealous and possessive. Interracial scenes pop up in that classic porn logic way where nobody really talks about it, it just happens and you’re like, “yeah okay, that’s a thing now.” Masturbation and voyeurism connect a lot of the smaller scenes, like characters getting caught touching themselves in the hallway light, or you spying on them and deciding whether to walk away or corrupt them a bit more. It’s messy, morally fucked, sometimes hot as hell, sometimes a bit much, and it kind of feels like scrolling a very specific Pornhub playlist someone curated after a bottle of whiskey and three bad breakups. Which is exactly the energy this kind of game should have, honestly.

Summer punishment fantasy that accidentally turns into something way dirtier than “no phone, no friends, stay home and think about what you did”. You’re stuck in your room, nothing to do, no money, parents on your back, and then this weird idol just shows up. Not cute shrine-maiden style, more like “this thing should not exist in a normal bedroom”. And it talks. It promises you power, and yeah, it’s not talking about muscles. It’s talking about getting every person around you to bend, break, cheat, confess, open their legs, pull their clothes aside in public, that kind of power. The game leans hard into the whole “I know I shouldn’t do this, but I really want to see what happens if I push one more time” vibe. Every interaction with a girl starts kind of normal, then you nudge, then you push, then suddenly you’re seeing your own family member giving you that look like she knows this is fucked and still can’t stop touching herself in front of you because the idol whispers in her head. And you are the one telling it what to whisper.

What I liked is it doesn’t jump straight to full-on mind-slave zombie sex. At first it’s just small stuff. A bit of teasing. Making her wear something way too short outside. “Accidentally” walking in while she showers and the idol freezes her for a second so you can stare, then she snaps out of it and blushes like crazy, but you know something stuck in her brain. The more you play with that, the more twisted it gets. One route I focused on making the girls just masturbate more and more, like they couldn’t even sleep without their fingers inside them, and the game actually reacts to that. Suddenly you get scenes where they tell you about hearing your voice in their head when they touch themselves, begging you to watch, even if they’re not actually in the same room. There’s a really sick moment where you’re at work in your shitty part-time job, and your phone buzzes with a pic you never asked for: someone from home, spread, eyes a bit empty, obviously controlled, clearly taken by the idol at the worst timing possible. And you’re stuck behind the counter trying to pretend you’re normal while your cock is screaming. That part felt too real in a good way. And a bad way.

The sandbox side is messy but that’s also where it gets addictive. You’re not following some super clean route map, you just poke at people, try different commands, wreck their relationships. I told one girl to be “more honest with your feelings” and then just left her alone for a while. When I came back, she was already cheating on her boyfriend in her own room, and the game lets you decide if you join in, watch from the closet, or mess with her mind harder so she starts sending pics of it to the wrong people. Another time, I messed up and pushed the control too far too fast, she basically snapped and you get a harsh ending where everything collapses and you’re stuck with fucked-up guilt and blue balls. There are multiple endings depending on how far you drag each girl down the corruption hole: total devotion, secret lover stuff, full-on ntr where they still sleep with you but also moan another guy’s name, or that really gross but hot line where your own relative begs you to knock her up while the idol keeps her from thinking clearly. It’s not nice. It’s not “wholesome”. It’s exactly the kind of horny summer where you start grounded and end up playing god in your own twisted little town, touching every life with your dirty fingers, knowing something will break and not really caring when.

Power, tits and dragons, in that order. Whores of Thrones takes the whole Seven Kingdoms mess and asks a very simple question: what if everyone stopped pretending they have honor and just started fucking for it instead. You’re dropped into this twisted court drama where every “deal” is half politics, half who is on their knees, and it leans hard into that. One scene you’re whispering dirty orders in a candlelit sept, next scene you’re watching a proud knight get milked by a monster he tried to stab. The story does that slow corruption thing: characters start with some fake moral line, then a bit of blackmail here, a “do this or I ruin your house” there, and suddenly they are naked in public, on their knees, kissing boots, begging for more. It doesn’t rush it, which I kinda loved and also kinda hated when I wanted to just go straight to hardcore. Sometimes you’ll pick a choice and think “ok soft scene now” and the game responds with anal, a collar, and a smug priest watching. Not complaining, just surprised. Often.

Fan service is insane. Sansa, Arya, Daenerys, Cersei, all twisted versions of themselves, each pushed into their own flavor of kink. There is this one path where your male character gets to break the noble “ice princess” step by step, starting with just making her show her feet, then kissing them, then using them on your cock like it’s nothing, until she goes from disgusted to needy. Long scene, very slow, and honestly the footjob animation and expressions are way better than they should be for a porn parody. Then you flip to another route and you’re playing a girl instead, suddenly on the other side of the leash, teasing another woman, riding her face and using toys on her while you promise to protect her family if she just obeys. Lesbian stuff hits different here, because they make it half affection, half “I own you now”. You can feel the writers grinning when they script a holy woman forced into exhibitionism in front of her own followers, or when a dragon queen ends up bent over a balcony, pretending she cares about the city while you’re just pounding her and talking about who she has to marry next. There’s vanilla pussy grinding right next to anal punishment, incest whispers in the background mixed with religious guilt, some brutal female domination scenes, gay side paths that go from awkward to “oh shit this is rough” in two clicks. It goes from funny parody to “damn, that’s filthy” really fast. And yeah, you can play it on your phone, which is a blessing until you realize you just opened a scene with a chained noble girl licking a boot and a dildo in the middle of your train ride, and now you can’t look anyone in the eye.