Alright, let me tell you about this High School DxD parody that's been floating around - formerly called "Gremory Live" which honestly sounds like some weird livestreaming service but whatever. This thing is basically what happens when someone takes the DxD universe and goes "you know what this needs? More explicit fucking." And boy do they deliver on that promise.

The game throws you into the shoes of some lucky bastard who gets to bang his way through practically every female character from the series. We're talking Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Asia - hell, even Venelana Gremory is in there which is... interesting choices were made. The anal scenes with Kalawarna hit different though, not gonna lie. Xenovia's route gets surprisingly kinky too, way beyond what you'd expect from her character. Actually scratch that, knowing Xenovia it makes perfect sense. Yasaka shows up looking absolutely stacked and ready to drain your soul through your dick. The variety is insane - you've got devils, angels, fallen angels, all ready to get their holes stuffed by the protagonist who somehow has the stamina of a fucking machine.

What really gets me is how they managed to get Mittelt in there acting all tsundere while getting railed. Like girl, we both know why you're here. Grayfia maintains that cold exterior right up until she's moaning like a bitch in heat. The Kuroka scenes are pure feline energy - scratching, biting, the whole nine yards. Momo gets some surprisingly tender moments before things get absolutely filthy. Even Irina shows up twice apparently because why the hell not. Gabriel being all innocent until she's not is chef's kiss territory. Though I gotta say, some of the dialogue feels like it was translated by someone who learned English from hentai subtitles, but honestly that just adds to the charm. It's rough around the edges but when you're balls deep in Sona Sitri, technical polish becomes less important.

It’s messy in a way that feels almost too personal, like reading someone’s horny dream journal that accidentally got turned into a game. The first time I saw Rias just leaning in, her hair catching that fake moonlight, I thought the animation was glitching - too smooth, almost alive. Then she smirked, and I forgot about the weird clipping on her shoulder. The story pretends to care about demons and contracts, but it’s really just an excuse to throw you into this feverish loop of moaning, glowing eyes, and clothes that evaporate faster than logic. The main guy acts like he’s confused about what’s happening, but his hands sure know where to go. You start judging him for being a pushover, then realize you’re clicking through every scene like a hungry idiot.

I kept thinking about how the sound design feels like someone recorded it in a bathroom but somehow it works - it’s raw, kind of embarrassing, and that’s what makes it hot. Akeno’s laugh cuts through the music in this way that makes you feel like she’s laughing at you, not him. There’s this one scene with Koneko that’s so awkwardly animated it loops twice before syncing up, and it made me laugh right before it made me need to close the curtains. The mind control bit is weirdly casual, like everyone just shrugs and goes along with it. I don’t even know if that’s sexy or lazy. Probably both.

The pacing is nonsense - one moment you’re watching a serious “contract ritual,” next thing you’re watching him buried between thighs that look like they were rendered by someone who’s never seen knees before. But it doesn’t matter. It’s that kind of game that doesn’t want to be perfect, just filthy enough to keep your brain fogged. I opened it thinking I’d hate it for being another cheap fantasy knockoff, but now I can’t even remember what I was supposed to be mad about. Maybe that’s the point. Maybe it’s just the moans.