This thing feels like someone took a cheap summer porn comic, left it in the sun on some random tropical island, then tried to turn it into a game after getting drunk on hotel piña coladas. You arrive at this resort where Joy runs the place, and the whole vibe is “vacation where nobody wears proper clothes and everybody pretends this is normal”. You click a bit, suddenly you’re getting a blowjob near the pool, then a handjob in the bar storage, then fucking some milf in a bungalow with the fan squeaking louder than her. That fan sound annoyed me way too much, by the way, and I still kinda hate it. The loop is simple as hell: find a girl, click to flirt, click more, now she’s on her knees or bent over a balcony with her tits bouncing while the ocean is in the background like a cheesy music video. It’s not subtle at all. But the funny part is, it doesn’t even try to be subtle, and somehow that’s kind of honest.

I’m pretty picky with soundtracks, I collect chiptune tracks and old OSTs like a hoarder, so when I open an adult game and it just has some stock tropical lounge loop, I roll my eyes. Here, the music is whatever, but because the scenes are animated, your brain kind of tunes it out. The animations are actually smoother than they deserve to be for something this braindead. You got these big tit girls in tiny resort outfits, asses that look like they were inflated in Blender, and the classic vacation palette everywhere. One minute you’re watching a milf riding you on a beach chair with sand probably going in places it should not, next minute you’re pounding her from behind in this hotel room that looks like it came from a midrange booking.com listing. I like that, actually. Porny, but not ridiculous sci fi stuff. At the same time, every girl has the same porn logic: two clicks of teasing, maybe a line like “you’re so bad, someone might see us” and then boom, she’s sucking your cock like she got paid for a full hour. Which is hot, yeah, but also, it kills any tension if you care about buildup at all. Though I say that and then still skip half the dialog to reach the anal scene on the sunbed.

There was this moment at the pool bar where I clicked through too fast, and suddenly I’m getting a sloppy blowjob under the counter while the bartender is “not noticing”. The animation loops, her head bobbing, your cum shot triggers, and I literally thought of old SNES games where sprite animations looped a bit too obviously. Except here it’s your dick. And I kinda grinned like an idiot, because it reminded me of playing old ROMs in RetroArch while listening to chip covers of eurodance tracks. Totally different genre, same brain tick. The game is stupidly straightforward, it’s basically a sex buffet: big ass, big tits, oral, vaginal, anal, some handjob foreplay if you click a different option, all dressed up in palm trees and resort uniforms. Sometimes the angles are great, like when you’re fucking a girl from behind on the balcony and the sea is framed perfectly behind her ass. Sometimes the camera goes all weird and you mostly see shoulder and hair and you’re like “move a bit, I want to see the action, not your spine.” There is no romance, no shame, no real story, just a vacation where you are the walking hard-on that everyone is apparently waiting for. And I swear there was one scene I wanted to replay and I couldn’t find it again because I forgot which area I clicked, and that annoyed me more than it should have, but then a different milf bent over a sun lounger and I kinda forgot what I was looking for.

El Presidente in an all girls reform camp sounds like the start of a shitpost on r/greentext, but here it actually turns into a horny fantasy adventure that kind of spirals out of control in a fun way. You begin as this smug guy who clearly thinks he’s way smarter than the system, gets dumped in a camp full of “troubled” girls, and then slowly realizes the weirdest thing there is not the girls acting out, but the stuff that lives behind the trees and the strange symbols carved into random places. At first it plays like a goofy summer camp sandbox: you sneak around, peek through windows, “accidentally” bump into a counselor in the showers, do the usual route-minmax routine while tracking affection values in your head like some degenerate Excel sheet. Then, just when you think it’s all about tits and asses and groping scenes, the monster girl angle kicks in and the story suddenly has this nerdy fantasy layer with arcane writing and old secrets hidden under all the horny teasing.

Erotically, it leans hard into slow build and playful humiliation in a good way. You get a lot of scenes where you are half in control, half just swept into the girls’ chaos. A big part of the fun is that many of them know exactly what you’re trying to do. You sneak up to a cabin window at night thinking “ok, free voyeur content” and then one girl just pulls the curtains aside and stares right back at you, topless, smirking, like she was waiting for you the whole time. Or you try some awkward groping move during a “mandatory trust exercise” and the game lets you fumble with her huge ass, then writes it like she lets you go a bit too far but still calls you out in front of everyone the next day. It mixes that humiliation with reward, so you’re blushing and horny at same time, which is basically the core fetish loop here. The big tits and big asses are not just there as decoration, they are written into the scenes, like when a girl uses her chest to pin you against a tree while “interrogating” you about a monster sighting, or a monster girl wraps you in tentacles in a way that somehow focuses very carefully on your crotch and her curves instead of just being slime porn.

What caught me off guard is how much there is to poke at. The sandbox setup actually lets you do the classic “ok, what if I only talk to this one character for a week” experiment. I used a literal Google Sheet to track which camp events trigger in the evening depending on where I spent the afternoon, and there are branching bits that only show if you stack certain flags in a weird order, like spying on a specific cabin multiple times before helping with a search patrol. One night event had me sneaking through the forest after a rumor about a glowing figure. I expected cheap jumpscare and a quick H-scene. Instead, I ended up translating part of a strange language scribbled on a rock while a half-naked monster girl watched from a tree, tail swaying, waiting for me to fuck up the chant. The game lets you fail that on purpose, and if you do, the punishment is lewd as hell, very teasing, lots of touching, almost no actual “finish”, and somehow that blueballs feeling fits the character’s arc perfectly. There are animated loops sprinkled in that give life to the groping, hips grinding, tits bouncing, not Hollywood-level animation but dirty enough that you stop noticing flaws after a minute. Comedy hits hard too: one scene had me cornered in the mess hall, forced to explain why my “map of the camp” looked suspiciously like a chart of shower schedules, and I actually laughed while also thinking “ok, this is a little too close to how I play these games.” The only thing that annoyed me a bit is that some routes feel hidden in a weird way, like you need to click a random background prop on Wednesday afternoon or you miss a whole teasing sequence, but I guess that also keeps the place feeling like an actual camp with secrets, not just a straight porn corridor. I came for the dumb premise, stayed because suddenly I was calculating optimal paths to see if I could unlock the monster girl route without losing access to that one scene where the counselor rides your lap during a “meditation session” and pretends it’s completely professional.

It’s strange how this DBZ parody feels both trashy and affectionate, kind of like when you find an old guilty‑pleasure track in your Spotify history and realize you still know every beat. The game throws Goten right into a web of temptation that probably shouldn't exist, but here it does, shimmering with that thin layer of nostalgia everyone secretly loves to roll around in. The art flirts between rough sketches and slick shading - like it can’t decide whether to be edgy or sentimental - and somehow that fits. Android 18 looks too good for words, moves even better, and then 21 shows up and basically warps every mood you had in the last minute. It’s fan service but with a heartbeat, or maybe with several, depending on whose scene you trigger.

I found myself weirdly caught by how the dialogue sounds half improvised, sometimes awkwardly human; sometimes like a dirty daydream that just spilled onto the screen. Bulma’s little gestures - like how her eyes flick away for a second before she says something you’re not ready for - hit more real than they should. The interactive bits don’t even bother hiding what they’re about, and it’s that transparency that makes them honestly hot. One time, the scene drifted into something so slow, so drawn out, I forgot to click until the moaning blended into background music from another tab. It fits though - this clumsy pacing, this idea that seduction in a parody title could have its own lazy rhythm. I could complain about the transitions lagging, but then again, that stutter kind of matched Goten’s fumbling, and now I can’t tell if it’s a glitch or a choice.

For anyone trying to rush it, you’ll ruin the best part: letting the conversations drag, catching the facial changes, not skipping with spacebar. Take it like a good track - feel every drop, every wrong beat, until you stop pretending it’s about nostalgia and admit it’s pure hunger worked into code. Don’t skip, just... let it breathe.

I didn’t expect this parody to feel so weirdly personal. It’s supposed to be just another lewd sandbox thing with the My Hero Academia crew, right? But something about how the girls talk - especially Toga - feels like the dev actually gets what makes her tick. She’s not just a crazy fangirl; she’s got that teasing, dangerous tone that makes you hesitate before clicking the next dialogue option. I swear, when she leaned in during that scene in the alley, I actually froze. It’s not even about the graphics (they’re fine, not mind-blowing), it’s how the pacing lures you in. You think you’re just grinding reputation points or unlocking scenes with Mina, and suddenly you’re knee-deep in some morally questionable choice that makes you feel like a total degenerate. And then you keep playing anyway.

There’s this weird tension between being a hero student and doing all this filthy stuff. Like, Midnight showing up outta nowhere to “discipline” you - it’s half hilarious, half... yeah. I wish the audio cues didn’t loop so obviously though. It kinda kills the moment when you’re trying to focus on what’s happening and the same moan repeats like a ringtone. Still, when Momo starts acting shy and then flips - god, that part hit harder than it should’ve. I even caught myself grinning like an idiot. Then again, maybe I’m just too deep into this kind of thing. It’s not perfect; some dialogue feels like it was translated twice through Google, but maybe that’s part of the charm. Makes it feel raw, unfiltered, like a fan made it out of obsession instead of profit.

I saw someone on Reddit compare it to those old Flash-era parody games, but this one’s got more bite. Kyoka’s route especially - her attitude’s all sarcasm until you push her buttons right. Then she melts. It’s messy, inconsistent, and I honestly love that. Feels more real than the polished junk clogging Nutaku these days. I kinda wish there was a proper ending, but then again, I don’t. Some fantasies shouldn’t end clean.